A Giant Dump



We at PoWM would like to take this time to congratulate Eli Manning and the NY Giants for winning the biggest bowel movement of the year! It was a solid game, the commercials sucked, Madonna expanded on her sluttiness by adding Nikki Minaj and M.I.A.’s finger, but to me the coolest thing of the evening was watching Art Garfunkel bounce on the tightrope!

New York

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A Giant Dump, 8.0 out of 10 based on 25 ratings

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  1. Tracy

    This is what happens to your brain when you’re a new york fan :)

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    February 6th, 2012

  2. Danielle

    It’s scary to think that these people reproduced!

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    February 6th, 2012

  3. Judib

    I thought it was Will Farrell on the tightrope.

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    February 6th, 2012

  4. John C

    Giants still suck!

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    February 6th, 2012

  5. LadyVenom

    im sorry but i really must say to you, Madonna. what the hell is your problem? your a hundred. DEAL WITH IT. the music scene has passed you by long ago and nobody misses you. now go and be a good little grandmother, and leave music to people with talent. (i use the word talent loosely)

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    February 6th, 2012

  6. RC

    Not only reproduced — but THREE times…

    It is no wonder why this world is so screwed.

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    February 6th, 2012

  7. Linclon Loggs

    Madonna is not a grandma yet,,, they would not have invited her to perform half time if she was not CAPABLE performing or physically unable. I think people still flock to see her.. maybe her music is not everyones taste, but to each their own,LadyVenom :-)

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    February 6th, 2012

  8. Soxylady

    Like Madonna is going to come over here and read your response and hang herself over it. LOL!

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    February 6th, 2012

  9. qwerty

    John C – Why don’t you go show them how to win the Super Bowel in a ‘less’ sucky way

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    February 6th, 2012

  10. Mike

    POWM Rule 1045.12 Section H requires a Walmart sign of any sort in background of picture. Thanks! Management

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  11. Robert

    What a crappy game!

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    February 6th, 2012

  12. popan@torw

    Go packers! Packers the best!

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  13. liz

    It is frightening to think that the majority of our population will soon be comprised mainly of illiterate ignoramuses.

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    February 6th, 2012

  14. OMG

    If you can believe the stick figures, these geniuses have three children. I sincerely hope they find someone else to help them with their spelling homework…

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  15. Netjnke

    lol @ Art Garfunkel

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  16. Rusty Shackleford

    I thought that it was Richard Simmons on the tightrope!!

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  17. ursula

    and these people have kids… that sucks that we have a family of stupids running around. at least they knew what team to cheer for….

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  18. Cynic

    I guess Ladyvenom wanted Justin Bieber.

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  19. girl watcher

    Sorry LIZ but we lost that war many years ago. Modern “English” is unrecognizable by people like us.

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  20. girl watcher

    Yay on the Puppy Bowl. It was a high scoring game and the pit bulls were shut out!!

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  21. BIG SHMOOEY

    “Ignoramuses?” I thought the plural of “ignoramus” would be “ignorami” but then again, what the hell do I know?

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  22. girl watcher

    @ BIG SHMOOEY: It’s confusing sometimes I know but most nouns that end in “S” are made plural by adding “es”. Of course in our language there are as many exceptions as rules. :)
    http://grammar.about.com/b/2007/08/10/more-than-one-ignoramus.htm

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  23. thingamajig

    Congratulations New York, the Giants, and Eli Manning. I hope all have taken something to get over those “super bowels” and are recouperating well.

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  24. Andrea Lauren

    I’m just glad that I caught this on the way out of WalMart. Makes me a little less proud to say that I’m from New York…

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    February 7th, 2012

  25. Frank

    After all those chicken wings it was a Super Bowel…Movement that is!!

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    February 7th, 2012

  26. Ted C

    Our wonderful education system on display. Everyone’s a winner!

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    February 7th, 2012

  27. LST

    I can agree, when football comes to mind, all I want to do is shit.

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    February 7th, 2012

  28. Good Old Granny

    ladyvenom- I invite you to the slam pit with me any day. This old Granny still gets in the pit – and the guys don’t go easy on me either.

    Madonna laughs all the way to the bank – go ahead and hate all you want.

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    February 8th, 2012

  29. Thank god I wasn’t at that Walmart since I’m a resident of the state of New Hampshire, hence I’m a New England Patriots fan. It just plain broke my heart to see the Pats lose after they were on a winning streak. I changed the channel after seeing the Giants celebrate thier victory.

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    February 10th, 2012

  30. John

    Ford doesn’t have spell check!? WTH?

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    February 28th, 2012

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