I wonder if this guy wears those jeans with any other shirt. It’s too bad that they don’t make jeans with a giant douche on them, then he would be set for any shirt.
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OH MY GOD!!!! HELL YES!! (its the eye of the tiger, its the thrill of the fight. risin’ up to the challenge of our rivals!)
-plays guitar with leg-
October 9th, 2009
C’mon people. This isn’t bad. So what…he likes tigers. His clothes fit and are clean, as is he. Don’t post stuff just for the sake of posting.
what’s the deal with all theTotino’s pizza in his cart?
He must’ve picked up that ensemble at the “Store of Redundancy” Store.
Hey look PUMBAA, it’s the LION TWIT!!!
Those aren’t clothes.
It’s a full-body tattoo.
And very painful, I might add.
He’s a sales rep for Kellogg’s Frosted Flakes….
Horky the living Spoodge
You realize people DO dress up to go to Wal•Mart.
Not for this website, but many poor people see it as the place you go to show off your best side. … think about that.
Lmao. I think he ripped of the cheetos bag. the grey beard really tops it off.
Beth, surely you jest?
This is funny!
He looks….. flamboyant. Outrageous. Just a LITTLE tacky….. get a tattoo next time….
No tigers were harmed in the making of this outfit! I wonder exactly just how many tigers are on there — I can see at least four from this angle alone!
This guy is a frosted flake.
he looks normal to me?
i wonder if he goes to REX KWAN DO…???
I bet he Feels GGRREEAAATT!!!!!
what’s the deal with all theTotino’s pizza in his cart?
one word. BATCHELOR.. but not the good kind of batchelor. He’s the kind with old pizza boxes, nasty hard socks, and mildew covering things that were never near water to grow mildew but still did.
It’s Trailer Chic!
The Detroit Tigers unanimously rejected their new Dolce and Gabana designed uniforms friday…………
He got this in the “You’ll Never Ever Have Sex Wearing This thing” department in Walmart…….
This is just a fine example of “garanimals’ at work for adults!!
Man Shere Khan has seen better days.
this is what happens when old people try to be cool. they go overboard and buy tiger shirts and pants with bedazzles everywhere. old people please stop the madness.
How cute!! Tony the Tiger PJ’s for grown up douche’s
Becky, he has to have all that Totino’s pizza because he can’t find a woman to cook for him–they’re all turned off by his tiger shirt/pants.
To Kristin_easilyamused: Just to let you know it is spelled B-a-c-h-e-l-o-r. It’s kinda funny when people poke fun but I am curious as to how many flaws you may posses and if you would really appreciate someone posting them and talking crap about you without knowing anything about you. I used to do this kinda stuff in high school but then grew up.
o hell no…LOL i cant believe they ever made something like this and shocker that he still has them around
Nice to see the deep south support the burgeoning new Gay Hockey League……….
OK, i’m outta jokes ;p Anyone feel free to “friend” me on myspace, if we hit it off who knows, we can spend the day at Walmart tagging and releasing
It’s Garanimals for adults. Its how he knows his pants match his shirt. Tiger is his Friday outfit. He has the whole collection at home: Tiger, lion, giraffe, elephant, snake, hippo, monkey. deer, etc. He also has 5 different colors of matching camo.
Dude in the back to the right is bustin up due to another tiger print on his ass that reads “Roar!”
It looks like he is about to use his death touch on them poor pizzas
Hey Jerreth. It’s amazing the guy trying to poke fun at me is so grown up, but still browsing a site based on poking fun of people. If you have such a problem with what I wrote don’t read the comments. Every heard of the old saying pot calling the kettle black? Way to epitomize it douche. Is that spelled right for ya?
I’m a little worried about the people who keep posting things like, “Aw, this outfit’s not that bad…” This attitude is why it’s now considered normal for people to go grocery shopping in their pajamas.
Ed Hardy is just getting lazy now…
Oh hell yes. . . . . . .
Nothing says nice Rocky workout like a cart full of Totinos pizza and pretzels. He’ll be ready to run up those stairs in NO TIME!!!!!!!
So is this the adult version of Garanimals? Can you mix your Tiger’s and Lion’s?? (Oh My!) Just consult your magic Garanimal chart and mix and match… he choose to match.
Say what you will about his outfit, the man buys in bulk and I respect that. If you like Moutain Dew, why not buy an entire pallet of it?
DO THE DEW!
Okay, I’ll say it. I like the shirt. Maybe the pants are a little overkill but I like that shirt. Now, saving you the time……. Hidden due to low comment rating….
“Tigeres love pepper, they HATE cinnamon” The Hangover
if you ask me he looks lke a total pussy…and i’m not lion….
He’s looking at the frozen pizzas like he’s doing math in his head….”if I want to get that cool full back tattoo of a tiger with its tail extending down my leg I better put a couple of these pizzas back”.
Jerreth…no such word as ‘kinda’ use spell check next time (K-i-n-d o-f)
To Kristen Easily Amused..you spelled bachelor wrong. And I bet the pizzas were on sale.
Thanks. I’ve been wondering where I could pick up a pallet of Mountain Dew.
Moons in Leo
Seriously, this is one of the least offensive Wal-Mart shoppers I’ve seen. He’s clean, his gut’s not hanging out, and his head is nice and shiny. I’ll bet he’s a wildcat in the sack too.
If you’re the singer for Judas Priest, I guess you can afford Mountain Dew by the pallet.
totinos pizza oh yeah!! they are GREAAAT & cheap….just bake and fold in half like a burrito..he’s got it goin on…lol
Jayme (Chino California)
I wonder if his undies are adorned with those tiger jewels as well. And I highly doubt he is a bachelor based on that fat arm pushing the cart, he probably has 10 kids and thinks frozen pizzas is a healthy after school snack and or baby sitter……
OMG… Its a wannabe Jon Gossillon who knew those things exsisted?
People don’t find this outfit odd ???? Reaaaalllllyyyyyyyy…..I think people who spend Alot of time in Walmart are now commenting on this site…
I bet he’s freeballing because his tiger-striped boxers are in the wash.
the guy in the back totally gets the joke ;D
WOW! What walmart is this? They must have a killer sale on chips. The shelves are Empty..
I often wonder if people actually look in the mirror before they leave the house.
I wonder if there is a tigers tail hanging from his ass
Clickidy Click Click
You’d think there would be Frosted Flakes in that cart instead of a dozen Totino’s Pizzas..
comes free with 20 proof’s of purchases from Frosted Flakes…..that outfit is NOT GGGGRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEAAAAAAAAATTTTT
Linda, funny yes. Is it something that my husband and I would laugh at if we saw him in person, definitely. PoWM postable, I don’t think so. I guess to each their own though.
Considering the other pictures I’ve seen on this site, of people who are so slovenly grotesque or with horrid fashion sense, this is someone who falls way above the bar.
I mean remember the chick with the pink bathing suit? Now that is ridiculous.
You spelled my name wrong.
Apparently they were out of Three-Wolf shirts.
Look at the shelves Frito Lay looks good but the walmart brand looks like crap. We need more vendors
Well there’s really nothing to say about that
Regarding your question about all those Totino’s pizzas in his cart … it’s one of the food groups of the hopelessly single man. (Of course he’s single. What woman would get turned on by a dude who dresses like that?)
Does Wal-Mart sell this outfit in the men’s department?
I wonder if tigers ever wear hidous clothes with humans on them????
Watch 2012 Online
lol that’s sweet
OMG WHATTA HAWTY!!!!!!!!!!! actually he’ll look better once they replace Lars from Metallica, lol:P Maybe he’ll look better with an Eniem shirt with baggy Hot Topic pants with chains and Doc Martin, eh???
I guess the Bedazzler was on sale because it only came with one pattern…
Tiger Shulman lives !
Any one else notice the enormous stack of mountain dew in the backround.. That has redneck white trash written all over it!!!!! GO WALLY WORLD
This outfit screams “I go to underground Furry conventions as my tiger alter ego and rub my junk on all the chicks I see in the fur pile”
Does this 3pc suit have a jacket? And wheres the hat to go with it??
the caption for this picture doesnt even make sense…he’s a douche because he has matching clothes?
I LOVE how the guy is laughing in the background! Don’t know if he’s laughing at Tiger Man, but it sure is funny
The kids in Dojo Tiger are in for some kick as frozen pizza.
i was so excited…for a minute, this site started to get better again…funny photos! pictures like this are ruining this site and are not worthy. NEXT!
Wow. Nice pants. Crotching tiger, hidden dragon?
Is it sequined?? Oh tell me its sequined!!!
The one on the pants looks like it’s smelling the pizza’s!
Sparkle Tiger is AMAZING!
Siegfried, Roy… Siegfried,Roy.. SIEGFRIED, ROY!
I wish I could quit you.
Hey he’s gonna start a fight club, and apparently the first rule of his fight club is wearing a tiger uniform.
His wife probably made that for him with one of the “paint-your-own-t-shirt” kits from the craft department
Maybe his sister gave him the outfit for his birthday and he’s a little behind in his laundry. I mean, both pieces do look pretty new!
He’s stocking up for his big dinner date with “My little Ballerina”….and I do mean BIG…
October 10th, 2009
Leave the poor guy alone. This is the equivalent of Wal-Mart Sunday dress. At least the guy is modestly covered and appears to be relatively clean.
POW needs to have another category for the readers of this site. How about an official dress up day at Wal-Mart? Pull those spectacular outfits out of your closets. Don’t hold back. Be creative. You don’t need to show any belly, booty, or private areas. Just have some fun with it and show us what you have that makes you an ideal customer of Wal-Mart.
Totinos are great. Maybe the guy is really busy working, and doesn’t have time to cook. He probably is writing some badass movie or building some giant sculpture.
Women complain if men wear boring clothes or don’t match, so give him a break.
I thought this site was kind of funny, but I believe this pic is going a little too far. I’m over this website. It’s mean and judgemental.
I think the guy smiling on the right knows exactly where this photo is going.
I AM ZOMBIE
wow, this guy loves totino’s as much as my husband!
WOW!, look at all that heart healthy food in his cart! Bachelor chow!
Single and on his way to an early death!
Definitely “Loud and Redundant” to the point of absurdity applies to the full ensemble worn as a set, but the shirt paired with some ordinary jeans wouldn’t have been so bad. Especially on some college or high school kid.
I agree that grown men shopping in outfits that look like preschoolers’ pajamas looks ridiculous, but far less so than grown women wearing lingerie on a shopping trip!
I keep telling myself I’m not going to visit this site any more and yet here I am again, looking at another picture that’s just not funny and listening to children bicker back and forth about each other’s comments. I don’t know what it is. I guess it’s like a train wreck, I just can’t look away.
If he had 5 – 50lb. bags of kitty litter in his cart (like that lady last week did), then I’d be worried…
AAAAhhhhh, cool dude???
Other than the ultra-loud outfit, the guy reminds me of my divorced next-door neighbor. Gotta hand it to my neighbor, the guy gets more a$$ than a toilet seat since the divorce, especially now that his daughter is in college! Every time he visits her on campus, her girlfriends are all over him like tigers on this dude’s threads! Back before I met my gf, my neighbor and I hit the clubs as “The Divorce’ and The Widower” respectively sometimes and didn’t do too badly.
My gf seemed to be only partially “my type” but sure has proven herself since then! I’m glad I recognized potential in her when we met. She’s 100% supportive of my dreams and ambitions, agrees with probably 70% of my political views, and has slimmed down (since the medical condition that caused her to temporarily lose control of her weight has been properly diagnosed and treated) from SSBBW to BBW on her way to the “Thick-n-Curvy” look that’s always been my ideal! She’s even been successful at controlling the rate and manner of slimming to achieve “big” and “small” in exactly the right places (if you get my meaning) and will probably be 100% swimsuit-ready by Summer 2010 or 2011! Absolutely a keeper!!! As JAMBY might say, “ITZ ALL GOOD!!!”
Actually, compared to some of the nasty stuff we have seen, this is rather tame.
P.S. To the people commenting he is buying a whole pallet of mountain dew: That is the stocker. He is getting ready to stock the shelves. To John: dude seriously, wth was all that? You said one small thing about the guy then went on some rave about your chubby gf. Why??!!!
Jerry is proud to show how talented his wife has become with her Stitch Witch and Bedazzler!!!!
In response to Dan. Ted Bundy “looked normal”. Jeffrey Dahmer “looked normal”. BTK “looked normal”. Looks absolutely most definitely are deceiving
“To John: dude seriously, wth was all that? You said one small thing about the guy then went on some rave about your chubby gf. Why??!!!”
She sent me the link to the site, and the comments people are making about “Mrs. Plumber’s Crack” and the other big girls shopping in their undies and/or swimsuits were starting to maker her self-conscious about her looks. That was a “shout out” to her (as the ‘teenybrats’ say) “You’re hot and getting hotter, and you know better than to go shopping in only your undies!”
Tremendous Slouch they didn’t have the matching three wolf pants. That is why he didn’t get that ensemble. The reason for all of the pizza is obvious look at what he is wearing. He obviously doesn’t have a woman at home.
Hey, At least he’s DRESSED compared to some of the other really NASTY people I have seen on on here, He looks clean and is Chest and ASS are COVERED!!
That outfit would make Steven Seagal proud!
ha! I bet no one here mess with this guy
I really don’t think this is what Survivor had in mind when they released the song!!!
Now Bow to your Sensei!!!
i think the comment posted with this picture is VERY mean spirited….the outfit is outlandish, but to infer he’s a douche??? VERY mean….
John, I am a big girl myself and seeing these ugly fatties dressed in clothes 3 and sometimes 6 sizes too small BOOSTS my self esteem because I know I have more class in my little finger than those skanks have in their entire disgusting bodies!! I suspect your gf has the same ideas! Y’all should add me on myspace….
We’d never of even noticed this guy if he was in the cereal isle standing in front of the Frosted Flakes.
amazing MISS TIA — you might want to ask yourself why you’re even on this website.
This photo needs to go in the dictionary to illustrate the definition of “tacky”.
yeah, the tiger outfit is pretty funny, but i can’t help but notice the 1000 frozen pizzas\meals in the cart……..is that all they could buy with their food stamps?
OMG!!! Someone referenced tony the tiger. How fucking hilarious!!!!
October 11th, 2009
Looks like they need to restock the pork rinds too
This is sad I look at that picture and see the Pepsi guys in the background and I use to do that job, and the first thing that came to mind is that they are now wearing safety shoes. But he does love his pizza.
Matt WTF. Really?
Matt WTF… Really?
October 12th, 2009
This one is not so bad. To give the guy credit he probably just ran out of clean clothes. So why not just put on that old pair of sweatpants and matching top we got from the kids last year at Xmas, point the car towards Wally world and get laundry detergent. We have all been there done that.
Oh and they had a kick ass sale on Totinos frozen pizzas and Tostitos corn chips.
So the shirt is kind of neat, but having tiger sweat pants is going a little over the top!
May I pet your kitty? <~ yeah I'll never mutter those words again.
Wanted to blend in with a bag of Cheetos??
He just got done waching a karate kid marathon
October 13th, 2009
He could karate chop your face off.
That outfit is grrrreeeeaaaaat!
October 14th, 2009
This guy should have his Bedazzler taken away or banned from the craft department altogether.
Does anyone want a roundhouse kick to the face in these bad boys? Forgetaboutit! Do you think Im a failure cuz I go home to starla at night? forgetaboutit!
October 15th, 2009
Here comes the kung fu master..
Lions, Tigers, and bears, Oh My! Is he a cheerleader for Ringling Bros. or a Sales Rep for animal crackers? Maybe an overly school spirited Football fan? This is why we should all have mirrors on our front doors!
October 16th, 2009
denise in washington
all of the pics i have found on this website are hilarious…except this one..he actually looks sad guys … and he knows the people in the background are laughing at his expense….
October 22nd, 2009
what a get-up!
I’ve often wondered if they made adult sized Garanimals.
October 23rd, 2009
it is what it is......
where to start? how about somebody told me to look on this site just to find my cutiepie husband on here!!!!!to all those haters….he is a great provider,wonderful husband &outstanding father,who by the way will work 60 to75 hours just so his family is happy never ever thinks about what he looks like (by the way it is ed hardy!!!0 i can clearly tell who has a life on this site & who is so materialistic…wow !!!! i guess some people have nothin better to do …….its alrite cause i been with him 4 19 years and i know he is GREAT!!!!!!! so it is what it is haters……
he can play rock band on expert, but only 1 song. guess which one?
you all need to stop talking about him because that is my father and he is a supportive and outstanding father!!!!!!!!!!! and besides he is fresh to death!!!!SO he is a super and WONDERFUL DAD. AND IF YOU HAVE ANY THING MEAN TO SAY YOU SHOULD SAY A NICE COMENT!!!!!!!!!!AGAIN I LOVE MY DADY IN ANY WAY!!!!!!!!!!
All y’all some lames 4 downing that man. That man fresh. I bet half of yall on here ugly as shit like this nigga “Dave” that put his myspace up on here. You old as shit boy, you a 46 year old with no girl or kids so you try to find somebody on myspace like shit boy. And you only got 12 friends on myspace like shit boy. Look like your favorite hobby is molesting little boys like shit boy. You look like your breath smell like corn juice and banana peels like shit boy. You look like you stick your finger in your ass all day like shit boy. You look like when you was a lil’ boy you used to get beat on by your lil’ sister every day. Now you want some revenge so you talk about somebody you would never confront in person on the internet like shit boy. You look like your parents fed you spam and dogfood all your life like shit boy. Look like that hat you got on came from wal-mart like shit boy. And your name Dave like shit, probably live by yourself like shit, like you been in rehab like 4 12 years like shit. Look like you was a professional coke head like shit boy. That man in the picture is clearly trying to support his family, and most of yall internet junkies on here probably couldn’t afford the shirt off his back even if it was yall style. Im outta here holla at ya guala cuz.
Browsin’ the pages as I am one of the multitude of unemployed, I see in this guy.. a seat of dignity that very few could understand. The clothes?.. probably the only one’s he’s got.. My guess… an auntie or G ma got him this set of clothes ’cause he just got out and he needs goods.. He has more intrinsic humility in his presence than any ‘lookers on’.
Some of this shit is hilarious, some is simply tragic- remember… this is OUR fucking country! You ass holes.
November 6th, 2009
I wonder if martial arts comes with all that bedazzled kitty
Hey I think he need to get together with lady from VA that puts her dogs on her clothes!
February 7th, 2011