February 9th, 2012
If I Knew It Was Going To Be This Kind Of Party…
Sometimes we get accused of being sexist around these parts, but I’ll have you know that we here at PoWM love us some male back titties just as much as we love the female back boobs! In fact, with all that fur I might be even more in love with a hairy back titty!
Florida
If I Knew It Was Going To Be This Kind Of Party...,





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I bet some days he don’t know if he’s coming or going…
February 9th, 2012
That is just nasty.They should have stopped his nasty a** from coming through the door.I think i got something from just looking at the picture.
February 9th, 2012
Someone taught their Shar Pei to walk on 2 legs.
February 9th, 2012
Gross, no shoes!
February 9th, 2012
“No shirt, no shoes, and I still get service…”
I just wish we’d see a little less passion in his pants.
February 9th, 2012
Is he sleepwalking?
February 9th, 2012
He’s melting! Meeeeelllttttiiiiing
February 9th, 2012
sara from feb.8 2012… these are the people we make fun of.. shirtless back tit hairy bastards who if worn a shirt would not be the high light of my day lol
February 9th, 2012
Back boobs, ass crack, back hair, and bare feet…all in one picture! Holy crap someone needs an award for this picture!
February 9th, 2012
He can’t read the best and thought the entrance sign said. “No Shoes, No Shirt, but Crack Mandatory.”
February 9th, 2012
Body wash
With Flea and Tick protection
Aisle 16.
February 9th, 2012
Doesn’t WalMart have a no shoes, no shirt, no service policy? and why would someone walk around with no shoes on anyway??? I don’t get it! Ewwwwww!!!!!
February 9th, 2012
Jeez.
Some lucky woman…..
February 9th, 2012
So this is where Rosie O’Donnell’s been! Florida!
February 9th, 2012
maybe he went swimming and he wants to get a lunch.
February 9th, 2012
I think this guy has recently lost a lot of weight, and he wants to show everyone!
February 9th, 2012
That’s a Soprano on vacation and he feels naked without his gun (but feels clothing is optional).
February 9th, 2012
The Walmart trifecta. Back boobs, butt crack and hairy back.
February 9th, 2012
Why do they even have Walmart greeters? Any self respecting store would stop the guy and tell him to get some shoes and a shirt. Seriously you are selling food there?
February 9th, 2012
Another lesson in “Trailer Trash Ediquette”
February 9th, 2012
When I go to the water park, I’m prepared to see flabby shirtless guys. When I go to Walmart, I (perhaps naively) expect people to cover themselves up. So if I saw a hairy half-naked guy in Walmart with a plumber crack and saggy back boobs, I might be caught off guard and vomit.
Also, I have to wonder: If he has such significant back boobs, what do his FRONT boobs look like?!
February 9th, 2012
No job, no car, no girlfriend, nothing at all going on. Just living with mom and dad until he can find employment worthy of his talents.
February 9th, 2012
Vince Vaughn: “Is his junk literally out of his pants?”
Jason Bateman: “Yes”
Vince Vaughn: “Now it’s a party.”
February 9th, 2012
Is it just me, or is he walking like he leads with a huge gut… you know, elbows pulled back for counter-balance?
Either way, this is why I quit using the locker room at the gym. Picture him turned around, completely naked, and you’d quit, too.
February 9th, 2012
It’s a Shar Pei puppy!!!
February 9th, 2012
Do…your…shorts hang low, do things wobble to and fro, can you tie ‘em in a knot, can you tie ‘em in a bow….
I’m guessing yes
February 9th, 2012
Human/Shar Pei mix.
February 9th, 2012
Where’s Jeff Foxworthy and his Redneck fashion don’ts. My Gawd, who let him outta the home?
February 9th, 2012
I have a strong stomach and am open minded to our friends at Walmart.
That being said, this is revolting and takes it a level lower which I have not thought possible. The only excuse for this is he is mentally ill and homeless
February 9th, 2012
Is it just me or does he look like a hairy tanned jellyfish? The only reason I second guess is because I can see where his back starts at the top of his as**ole.
February 9th, 2012
Wtf is wrong with this world
February 9th, 2012
my eyes!! help!!
February 9th, 2012
A triple-decker butt!
February 9th, 2012
Someone should tell him to “just say no” to crack!
February 9th, 2012
What a slob
February 9th, 2012
One word…..GROSS….!
February 9th, 2012
folka cxommnting on the grossness of him not wearing shoes: really?? bare feet are the LEAST of his (and OUR) problems!
February 9th, 2012
*folks commenting
February 9th, 2012
He is an employee on casual Friday
February 9th, 2012
Today’s Lesson: How many health codes are being violated in that picture?
February 9th, 2012
Oh Walmart, the only place that can’t afford to enforce the “no shoes, no shirt” policy. They would loose half their customers!
February 9th, 2012
uh oh, this looks like someone i used to know years ago….wondered what he had been up to! lol
February 9th, 2012
Jeez, whatever happened to the no shoes no shirt no service rule? Why was he even allowed in there like that? Isn’t that a rule? That’s gross and insanitary! I’d never go in that Walmart again for fear of seeing things like that walk through the damn door!
February 9th, 2012
@RHSEA Ha ha! With flea and tick protection. LOL
February 9th, 2012
Okay, Rosie O’ Donnell does live in Florida, or at least she used to live in Miami. And, I am a psych nurse, and no self respecting schizophrenic or homeless person would go into Walmart like this!!
Here’s what. I think he thinks he looks “hot.” Why else would he not cover himself up. Hell, I look much better than him, but I wouldn’t go into my own bathroom lookin’ like this.
I agree with whoever commented that his arms are held in counter balance to be able to control his gut sag, but look at his elbows. Must be someone who thinks elbows are self-cleaning! Wonder what his man tits and gut look like? I suppose that whoever took the pic thought that his ass crack and back boobss were more worthy of comment than the almost full frontal….
February 9th, 2012
Looks like a basset hound, comin’ at ya. Woof!
February 9th, 2012
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu…………….. (O.O)……………….
February 9th, 2012
Total disregard
February 9th, 2012
Let’s hope he’s going to the mirror section to buy one.
February 9th, 2012
Oh crap, I think I got fleas from just seeing this!
February 9th, 2012
Assquatch thine enemy be gravity.
February 9th, 2012
Maw! I’m gonna get me a diet sodee
February 9th, 2012
kadunk kadunk
February 10th, 2012
@ teeko, we (and i mean all walmarts when i say we) have gotten rid of our door greaters, that started just a few days ago. in my particular store, it started today. but i cant recall seeing a no shirt no shoes no service sign on our doors.
February 10th, 2012
I always had an unspoken rule that I would never date a guy with a waist smaller than mine. I guess I need to add never date a guy with boobs bigger than mine, he probably has a rack going on in the front.
February 10th, 2012
….and some people don’t believe in evolution ….I think this “sloth” is somewhere between the third and fourth stages.
February 10th, 2012
Isn’t there a sign that says “No shirt, no shoes, NO SERVICE”???? I won’t even go in my front yard like this! Don’t we have any standards?
February 10th, 2012
“this is the back boob hour”
February 10th, 2012
…this guy WOULD stick his dick in the mashed potatoes…
February 10th, 2012
Walmart Shoppers really need to stop showing crack
But like I heard you came by almost anything there
February 10th, 2012
Attention walmart shoppers Please cover your crack s
In consideration of our that are not blind thank you for your consideration
February 10th, 2012
No shirt, No shoes, Nothing but back boobs and butt crack. Typical person in Walmart for sure.
February 10th, 2012
Florida Ladies, it is almost Valentines day. This one looks like a low maintenance keeper. He would probably follow you around all day for a beer and piety sex
February 10th, 2012
Omg…id call the police, this has to be against the law in some way
February 10th, 2012
Awww Jeeze! There goes another escapee from the “Involuntary Fat Farm”!
If you get between him and the Twinkie aisle, I don’t think it will end well!!
February 10th, 2012
“Got to get me some Mane and Tail”.
February 10th, 2012
OH SHIT!!!!!Bigfoot does exists!!!!!
February 11th, 2012
Don’t know which is worse….the hairy back boobs or the freakin a$$ crack!!!
February 11th, 2012
Walking disease–ass crack, sweaty hairy back and bare stinky god-knows-what-disease feet. Whatever happened to no shirt, no shoes, no service? I would have tossed it’s hairy ass back outside until it learned how to dress properly when out in public.
February 12th, 2012
One time an old man like this let me lick his hairy nipple til milk ran out. then he told me it wasn’t his nipple and we laughed.
February 12th, 2012
Too…..many….folds to count. (o_O)
February 12th, 2012
Wait wait wait…. His back is darker then his ass from HAIR?!?!
February 13th, 2012
Jeez-us…..wtf has happened to our country that someone thinks they look OK to be SEEN IN PUBLIC like this? I don’t want to go back to the 50′s where women don’t make what men do but OMG, can we get a little class back? Good grief!
February 14th, 2012
Someone needs to club this clueless Shrek reject and put him out of our misery. Definately need to make sure he can’t reproduce.
February 14th, 2012
I bet he walked in with shoes and a shirt but it was killin’ his flo so he had to loose em in aisle 7…
February 15th, 2012
What ever happened to “no shirt, no shoes, no service”? Why does Wal-mart let people in the door dressed like this?
February 15th, 2012
Don’t you know that crack kills???
February 25th, 2012
Sometimes, on rare occasions to be sure, David Banner would get stuck halfway through his Hulk metamorphosis.
February 26th, 2012
If only he had a mullett and was carrying a 12 pack of Keystone, then this would be EPIC!!!!!!!!
February 28th, 2012
HULK…SMASH!
February 29th, 2012
Why are u in the tow section
March 1st, 2012
HELP IT’S A FACE
March 3rd, 2012
To all you commenting about W-M’s “no shoes” policy – they don’t have one. I consider myself a “barefooter” and have shopped at my local WM a hundred times without shoes. Think about it – when was the last time you washed your shoes? If you’ve worn them more than once since their last washing, then they’re crawling with bacteria and fungus, with who knows what kinds of nasty stuff on the bottoms. I wash my feet at least twice a day so I guarantee you my feet are cleaner than your shoes.
But aside from that, the crack is just NASTY! I mean seriously, how can you not feel that the waistband of your shorts is hanging low and exposing yourself. Can’t blame him much for the “back boobs” as a large percentage of the American population has them, but I sure as hell wouldn’t be walking around with them exposed like that.
March 7th, 2012
What the hell happened to the no shoes no shirt no service policy? Doesn’t anyone enforce that anymore?
March 24th, 2012
somebody please finish inflating him!
April 20th, 2012
Really, why are the grossest people on here from Florida??? I gotta move far far away from this hellhole. His titties and ass are so hairy! I don’t even wanna try to imagine what that smells like! This is so revolting!!!
September 21st, 2012
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