Maybe now you’ll think twice before you start bitching about how bad of a Monday you’re having!
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Holly Crap Batman!
February 13th, 2012
Uh, thanks, editors, we ALL just had a bad day….
I thought I had seen the worst on here, but no……
Some days you’re thankful to have eaten… and not been eaten. This guy’s having one of those days!
What an awful parking j
What an awful parking job.
“My name is mud, not to be confused with billy jack pete or dennis, my name is mud, its always been…”
Sh!t stains in your underwear, doo da, doo da, stains in your underwear all doo da day…
aww man… got stuff comin out of ALL ends, poor girl!
“Damn! I knew that fart didn’t feel right. Now I have to have my car detailed AGAIN!”
Breaker Breaker Good Buddy … We got us a Both Ender..
Lookin for the Keys to the car after their personal accident! Call 911!
If you are that sick… why are you out in public?
Wil……………son!!!! Oh, wrong movie
Why are they bent down like that? I’m sure hoping something fell under the car and they aren’t airing their butt out. haha gross.
Well ain’t that a pisser??…..um nope in fact it’s a shitter……
thought going through this person’s head….”note to self, farts don’t have lumps”
oppsy hada poopsy
They’re probably thinking: If that fu*king cop hadn’t pulled me over while doing 87 in a 35 I would’ve made it.
Just plain old NASTY!
“Stella made a mental note to herself not to overindulge on the free laxative samples no matter how enticing the new flavours.”
How gross, how embarrassing, and ive run out of adjectives
wow. that is all – just “wow”……..
Never, ever, ever, ever …. trust a fart!
Wonder how much alcohol is coming out of the front end?!
did they put in a buffet at walmart.
That’s so much more than a bad day
anyone ever stop to think that instead of taking a pic, someone should be checking on this person? i mean, really….she appears to be very ill. i’m all for the humorous postings, but come on, there has to be a line drawn somewhere. but, alas, that is simply my opinion….
And I thought I was having a shitty day!
You would think somebody would take the time to help this poor person.. Well on second though I think I would just take a picture and quietly walk away as well.
Help? What so I can get sick? Not only no but hell no!
The dreaded hershey squirt.
Man, she doesn’t look like she wanted her picture taken at all.
Taco Bell strikes again !
I thought the term was “Shit FACED drunk”?
Riding the Hershey Highway…
Here I sit in fumes and vapor
Wondering who used all the toilet paper
how much longer must I linger
before I’m forced to use my finger
Ma’am are you ok? I- *PPPPPRRRRRRPPPPPPPTTTTTT*…Ok I’ll just go then…
EWWWWW. That mirror is filthy!
Yakety Yak….don’t talk “shat.”
Slop Jar Magoo
Looks like “Trouser Chili” is on the menu today.
Wow, that sucks. I was just in the same situation the other day at walmart. I had my cute white shorts on and. . . HEY WHAT THE!!! THATS MY CAR!!!
I want to feel bad for this guy – but he should have thought twice before wearing those shorts . . .
Ah, nothing like a good old fashioned poopy joke. I’ve been LMFAO at all the comments!
That looks like she had it coming from both ends, how freaking embarrassing is that!?
She must have eaten a Hot Pocket. Somebody call Jim Gaffigan!!
That is totally a guy!! If you are feeling ill you better not take the chance of going out in public when you might barf your guts out while simultaneously crapping your guts out – especially if you have a loose sphincter!! Poor dude . . . .
Oliver Sykes Is God
I was literally just about to eat a bean burrito…but seeing this I was like, nevermind that.
That’s just NASTY, lmao.
That’s just NASTY, lol. Love the title name… he had a very bad day!
Must have a touch of that nasty stomach bug that is going around the US. My two year old son had the same problem this morning. Good thing we were at home so I put him right into the tub.
once this guy let me lick his hairy nipple until milk came out . Then he told me it wasn’t really his nipple and we laughed.
Geez… you never know if that person just had a sudden bout of flu or just what. Looks as though they might be sick to their stomach at the same time. I can’t even really feel anything here but sympathy.
Oh crap. The paper rolled under the car again!
When your sliding into home
and you’re pants are full of foam
diarrhea, thththth ththht
diarrhea, hthththt thththt
I hope Mom was in the store getting some kaopectate.
When you’re stomachs feeling wavy and you’re making anal gravy,
Is she looking for her keys ( or perhaps her dignity??) or is she vomiting?? UGH>>>> You know, walmart does have bathrooms….
At first glance I thought he was changing a tire and was calculating the odds of having two blow outs in one day.
Thank you for joining us today on the Walmart Parking Lot Safari … If you look to your left … you’ll see a Brown-Striped Lot Lizard. They used to be an endangered species, but are making a come back.
I rarely feel sorry for anybody I see on this site (except the relatives of the people featured) but boy, do I pity this person. And I’m so glad it wasn’t me.
“Ohhhh” exclaimed the man farting violently as he fell from his chair.
She might have caught Norovirus. Walmart’s definitely a breeding ground for infection, if nothing else.
Maybe he sat on a candy bar. This one time at McDonalds some boys were making fun of me and my boss Gene made them leave but they smushed a candy bar on my bike seat and I sat on it! Boy was Mom mad.
I guess they aren’t “Full Of Shit” anymore.
Sadly, Sarah here gave one of the better customer feedback scores on the quality of food at the Walmart food court.
I just barfed up the Hummus i was eating. Thanks FML!
I’ve seen shitty photos before, but that’s more than just a simple skid mark!
This is the last thing you do when you die. This guy might be way beyond sick……
Just trying to pick up chicks.
Oops i did it again at wal-mart.. i shit my self again.. oops i did it again..
And it was at this point that Bob realized he should’ve worn his brown shorts today.
Scary times we’re living in. Can’t even shit yourself, without someone having a camera handy to broadcast the moment. I will admit this one brought me to tears, though.
Popan@tor, how did you not notice a candy bar on your bike seat?
He can throw the shorts away, but what’s he gonna do with the car seat?
They always say shit runs down hill.
Should’ve worn the “chocolate-covered pretzel” colored shorts…
I asked him to move so i could get in my car but he wouldnt answer so i just took a pic of it.
Hoping to God that this is shopped.
Now kids this is what happens when u make Mr Hankey mad!
Poor thing. Anyone question why someone in Idaho is wearing shorts? This can’t be recent. Or can’t be Idaho?
for the love of God, don’t get in the car! the stink will never leave it.
Son of Sam's Club
orders up for a quadruple espresso shot mocha crappachino
Ewww, Seriously? That is so gross. Then again, if it wasn’t gross, I might think I was on the wrong site.
When your shopping at the Mart
and you let a liquid fart
diarrhea thththh thththth
diarrhea thththt ththht
When your kneeling in the lot
and your seat is wet and hot
diarrhea thththt thththtt
diarrhea ththhth thhthht
When your on your hands and knees
and its too much for Febreeze
diarrhea thththth thththth
diarrhea ththht tththht
good old granny
Food poisoning can come on that quick. Poor thing. Shouldn’t have eaten at Jack In The Box.
It’s called a “shart”. A cross between a “s___” and a fart.
Forget about maintaining that new car smell.
It’s amazing how shitty some folks get when you try to take a photo of ‘em.
I love this site, but this post is taking it too far. This person isn’t proudly shopping with ugly clothes, too small clothes, or crap all over them, they’re incapacitated in the parking lot. I hope whoever took this picture finds themselves vulnerable someday with no one to take notice but someone who wants to ridicule them.
@ Popin@tor: Yeah that’s it he sat on a liquid chocolate bar just like you did.
I admit that I laughed at the photo and some of the comments are cracking me up. However, having been struck with food poisoning one time myself, I would have offered to help them. Fortunately I made it home unlike this person.
February 14th, 2012
Could be worse -at least he has a car. Imagine if he was on foot.
thanks for making my day even more miserable.
Note to self:
Get more germicidal wipes for trips to Walmart. Apparently, there’s another bad bug going around.
If you’re gonna catch it anywhere, it’s probably gonna be Walmart.
don’t it make my brown eyes blue…
WOW thats alot of soil
how is this walmart specifically?
I thought the brown stain was suppose to be on the mattress.Boy, was he cheated.
This would make a great Depends commercial.
Do farts have lumps? if not then i really did shit my pants!!
One of the four unalterable facts of life you learn by the time you reach my age is: “Never trust a fart.”
Second: Unless Idaho is having a MUCH milder winter than normal, I’m guessing this is a pretty old photo. Looks like summer garb to me, shit-stains and all.
Not for the faint hearted but one thing I wonder about. If you look closely there seems to be a square even pattern of brown around the perimteter of his/her ass. Almost wonder if this was photo shopped.
I definitely want to believe this as much as the next guy but shouldn’t there be some excess running down ones leg?
Big Mac Attack.
“…Some side effects may include vomiting, anal leakage….”
i just threw up in my mouth…..s#$% happens but we dont want to see it!…haha
That shit just isn’t going to come out in the wash.
Now that’s what I call a skid mark!!
If I was this guy- I wouldnt get in my car- I would call a taxi- cab to take me home and come back and get the car after I cleaned up!!!! No way you could get that smell out of your car!!!!
Don’t tell me, let me guess. Colonblow was on special today.
Mike: I’m just dandy, I got a bowl of chocolate pudding in my underpants.
Steve: We didn’t have any pudding in there buddy.
Poor Girl, looks like she is having a s**tty day.
Female parking lot attendant needed for clean up in section p
Ok, im almost ready to go in
Better cover your car seat with a Wal-mart bag for the ride home.
I can’t believe she’s wearing white shorts before Memorial Day.
February 15th, 2012
@Bud – A cross between a shit and a fart? I dunno, bud – it looks like a full-on sh!t to me.
Actually I feel bad for this person. They are obvisouly very sick.
Walmart bags can double as impromptu underpants!!! At least they better.
February 16th, 2012
“My Own Private Idaho”
oh no!!! lmao the poor guy how miserable! i bet he’s throwing up down there too.
Not funny – obviously its just a setup to try and get some laughs.
When an oil check goes bad…….
February 17th, 2012
When you’re sliding’ into home and your pants are full of foam………
February 18th, 2012
Might have got some on that mini van too.
I have to think this would be a real low point in anyone’s life and wouldn’t quickly fade from memory. This is why I always carry a blue tarp in the truck.
February 20th, 2012
It’s all sh!ts and giggles, until someone giggles and sh!ts.
The girl in the mini skirt has bad taste cause that skirt don’t match and there’s a pudding stain on the back. Wtf is that, it might be DODO!
You won’t feel quite the same
When you get a Whiff of my Hershey stain.
The person that stopped and took this picture is an ass. Thank God they did not get a shot of the poor guy’s face. When do people outgrow poop jokes? Sad
February 21st, 2012
Well guess we all now know who is the ‘bottom’ in his relationship
February 22nd, 2012
You can feel it crashin’ thru yer pants
Looks like I need to spray & wash the pants
To all the people saying that that is gross, have you never been sick? And to the ones who ask why they’re out in public if they’re sick, did you think that maybe they were going to walmart to buy something to make themselves feel better? The person that even took this picture is an ass in my oppinion. She is most obviously sick and they’re more worried about taking a humiliating picture of this girl than stopping to help her. I’ve been that sick before, it is called the *flu*. My kids have been that sick too. Last thing I would want is mine or my kids picture taken. I just hope karma takes its toll on whoever took this picture.
February 23rd, 2012
If she’s cute that was sad
February 24th, 2012
I never should have bought those shorts on clearance. I knew they had a spot on them.
What a party–Pooper!
I pooped em
Thats a hell of a shart!!
February 25th, 2012
I am laughing at the comments but really what kind of a*hole or weirdo stops to take a picture of someone who is shtng themselves and puking, they stopped to make sure they got a perfect shot too
Isn’t that called a schart?
That’s what you get for eating that chili dog you bought from the guy in the parking lot.
February 27th, 2012
Looks like a major attack of the Hershey squirts
February 28th, 2012
Who sharted? Ooh ooh who sharted? Ooh ooh
I wonder if he went to walmart to purchase immodium and phenergan.
March 1st, 2012
Never trust a fart!
March 2nd, 2012
Are we sure this dude is alive and just didn’t lose all control because he’s dead?
March 3rd, 2012
Talking bout having a shitty day
March 5th, 2012
what ever was under that car was pretty scary
March 6th, 2012
EAT MY SHORTS!
You don’t know wether it’s a shit or a fart but you do it anyway gone bad.
Looks like it’s coming out both ends.
March 12th, 2012
omg! that is nasty as hell. i know that person feels real shitty!
March 19th, 2012
Mad Eye Moody
WTF is he doing? I mean I know he shit himself, but what is he doing now? Praying? Puking?
April 5th, 2012
-k-, Just throwing it out there, but can you imagine being the one parked next to him, come back to your car with your wife and small kids, with 100 bags, round the corner of your car and your kids see THIS?! How in God’s Lovin’ Green EARTH are you going to explain THAT away to them?
April 17th, 2012
guess it’s just that time of the month……….and i thought i had a crappy day
April 20th, 2012
Person on the Ground-”i just hit my head on the car door i guess now i can poop in my granny panties without being embarassed…….OF COURSE” Innocent Bystander- “ummmmmm*calm* i dont know what to say so i’ll just say…….*SCREAM*WTF
Bummer – shit sure does happen at Walmart
April 25th, 2012
May 1st, 2012
That’s just not funny. No matter who it happens to.
May 9th, 2012
Dont trust a fart at any age in public LMAO
May 10th, 2012
This is the origin of that underwear you find crumpled up on the front lawn some random Saturday afternoon!
May 21st, 2012
After a weekend of watching football, drinking beer and eating Mexican food…. something has to give. It’s all a part of a BAD Monday.
May 29th, 2012
If you buy food from a place that lets monkeys, goats, birds, dogs, alligators, opossums, etc into the store, you really can’t be all that surprised when you get sick in the parking lot…
June 11th, 2012
Finally–I have an avatar for my account on the Kaopectate forum.
June 22nd, 2012
DISGUSTING. is that period blood or crap?
June 29th, 2012
That’s gonna itch when it dries…
July 6th, 2012
That’s getting really close to the Brown County Line. Some folks will stop at nothing to go shopping… *sigh*
July 24th, 2012
“Oh hell…I think I sharted…”
September 27th, 2012