Boxxy Car!!!

that is really scary. really.

I wonder if anyone has stolen one.

This is like the crazy cat lady, only on wheels. The cats did noy fare well on the outside of the car so they were replaced by trolls.

I love how the ones on the bumper look like they are being being hung by a nuce.

I would seriously have a hard time resisting the temptation to rear end that car at stop light….

Lonely isn’t the word I would use to describe this one….. this is a sad, pitiful cry for help……

Guess they don’t lose this one in the parking lot. I would hope there weren’t a dozen others around.

4 points about this car:
1. You should NEVER steal this car – those creatures will turn and attack you.

2. The owner must win at bingo a lot

3. During snow or rainstorms, the remaining attached trolls will guide you safely home, reducing insurance premiums

4. The owner, like me, has WAY too much time on their hands

They see me trollin…they hatin’…

If this is what their car looks like, just imagine their living room!

OMG, you found Mimi Bobecks car!!! Drew Carey needs to be alerted!!!!

This lady realizes that cabage patch kids and trolls are not the same. i don’t even think they hang out in the same groups. That has to be really awkward for the dolls. You just know a race riot is going to break out any moment.

I like how the ones near the top have swept-back hair. Granny’s a closet speed demon!

all we need is a “free puppies” sign and BAM – this car screams AMBER ALERT

Uh-oh, the race riot broke out. The Trolls have lynched all the cabbage patch kids from the bumper!

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This just screams….PEDOPHILE!!!! The only thing that is odd is that it is not a big VAN!

Ruffin, you still playing with dolls. Put the glue down and come into the light.

They have to have a screw loose to drive/ride in a car like that. I bet not many ask them for rides. lol

thi’s the dark side of the force indeed

Old toyota corrolla……$1,000
200 or so trolls…………$50
Half gallon glue………..$9.99

Ugly troll car…….Worthless

I wonder where in Colorado this is. If it is near me I would laugh and try to see who drives the car.

To Gaishin
They aren’t cabbage patch babies, they’re the larger, plush version of the troll dolls. Look them up. They’re real. And now, since I live in CO, I want to find this person and ask them why…..

Does it really matter what they are?

In their effort for world domination, the Troll community has decided to start with the automobile industry first.

To the trollop who created this monstrosity: seriously, WHAT THE FUCK?!….

OMG i wanna do this to my neighbors car while they are asleep!!!

Tryin to catch me trollin’ dirty!

What is this, a schizophrenic’s GPS? Let the Trolls guide you home? Or maybe these were the only toys this person’s ever had and they want to share them with the world. I just don’t get it!

If this car was ever in an accident, I bet the insurance adjuster would get a good laugh when the driver tries to claim all those dolls as a loss.

I have just one question! What the hell is wrong with people?

I have lived in Wisconsin, Minnesota and Alaska, and I have never seen a car with stuff glued to it. Not even once, not in any of those three states. Based on this blog, though, it would appear that these cars are EVERYWHERE. What gives? And yes, I’m a regular Wal-Mart shopper and I used to live across the street from a trailer park, so it’s not just that I’m hanging out in the swanky parts of town.

Riverbrat, they probably use Gorilla Glue, sticks to EVERYTHING for a loooonnnggg time!

And you know the saddest part…. there’s somebody out there that thinks this is cool.

The trolls are positioned this way to catch the souls of passing motorists.

What does their house look like?!

If they go under a bridge will THAT troll let them pass? Or will they shoot to kill just to add another one to their collection?

I only wonder how they wash a car that has shit glued to it…all over. But then again, cleanliness is probably the farthest away from the mind of this person.

For some reason the word VOODOO comes to mind….EEK!

She had to get some cat food for the 47 furry feline babies she lives with.

Has anyone else noticed that those arent trolls at the bottom, its babies.. thats kinda scary

Guys…I think it’s a troll.

I’m curious how much drag all those trolls have, and what her miles per gallon must be…

This dude is in north denver metro area. I have seen him driving around in Arvada/Broomfield, and its a little hispanic looking guy.
freak show…

OK…I’ve seen several of these cars w/ shit stuck all over them (on this site) , and, frankly, can’t understand how they manuever around.

Wouldn’t the crap fly off…wouldn’t they be pulled over?

Trolls, Dinosaurs, Cats…WTF???

in Costa Rico today, several cabbage patch kids committed suicide today from the bumper of a car when they found out that barney the dinosaur was actually dino from the flinstones.

I want to know what kind of glue they use…

I see this car all the time, believe it or not it’s a big freakin tough looking hispanic guy, lol. He lives in my neighborhood and frequents walmart and the arc thrift store, I’m assuming he’s perusing the thrift store for more trolls lol.

I wonder if, in the troll world, they have little human dolls glued to their cars?

the ones up top remind me of Kate Winslet at the front of the boat in Titanic: la la my HEART will go on . . .

wtf????????????

This is just disturbing..

Wow, didn’t the whole troll fad go out in like, the early 90s?

Everyone, sing along
” We are the world, we are the children…. ”
Isn’t it touching how they are all holding hands???

lol, i seen a suburban with ducks melted to it

how would this thing go through a car wash?

I wonder if the owner talks to the trolls every day when she gets in or out of the car

I live in Arvada, CO and I see this car driving around all the time! Wondering when it was going to show up on here. Don’t know the guy/girl who owns it but this dumb car always brings a smile to my face!! We Coloradoans are awesome aren’t we!?!? I am so excited to finally see it recognized! If you had an extra $1,000 to throw down on an awesome driveway ornament wouldn’t you?

I hope Miss Lonelyhearts husband to be will also like her twenty cats

If Mimi drove a car this would be it

It’s The Troll Patrol!

That’s the Walmart Parking Patroll.

Haha! I have a picture of this same car! This person lives in my area, I see it EVERYWHERE

I saw a truck like this in Kentucky one time…..the trolls were all around the truck bed, the hood, bumper, tailgate, EVERYWHERE

Eh, it’s just a car….why do we put so much respect into a silly piece of metal ? Most people seem to like them more than their kids. And we bought the thing, why be proud ? Not like we designed it or built it…..just rolled off an assembly line. More power to anyone who puts a little of their personality into their car…..

Hacceber, I saw it just yesterday at the I-70/Ward area. It exists in all its hideous glory and tolls the streets of Denver…

now that is fucking sad lolol

hope they have insurance on the trolls..hell, they are worth more than the car…

I’ve actually seen this crazy bastard driving around my neighborhood…

looks like an expensive habit…

How would they wash there car? lol this is so funny not only the car but the comments about the car that people have made!

anyone notice how the bumper stickers are still showing!

I see this car occasionally, it’s a riot. Especially the man who drives it.

YOUUU’SSS TROOOLLLINNNNN!!!!

YYYYOUUUUSSS TRRRROOOLLLLIIINNNNNN’!!!!1!!

My DOG would FREAK if she saw all those trolls! She loved chewin on those kinda things! She’d jump all over that car! She’s a 130 lb. St bernard Rotty mix! She would OWN that car! CUJO!! CUJO!! CUJO!! CUJO!! CUJO!!

They see me trollin’. They hatin’.

I would like to see one of those trolls fall off the car on the freeway and get run over by all the other cars on the freeway. I bet the lady who owns that car would cry for weeks.

HA! I know that car, i see that thing driving around my area of ARVADA CO (near A.West HS) all the time first time i saw it i thought it was a joke, but low and behold the guy who owns it has a troll fetish or something last time i saw it it had some new ones added to it! lol its great

okay so… I live in Colorado. This is the kind of shit you see EVERYWHERE. Not just in Wal-Mart parking lots.

I laughed so hard I peed myself a little.

I totally have seen and taken pictures of this car driving up Colfax in Denver!

I saw this guy on the highway one morning. I thought I was delirious from lack of coffee!!

You know what is scary, I just saw that car on my way home the other day.

OMG!!! i see that car everywhere in my neighborhood!!
funny i was just thinking about taking a pic and posting it…

By the way, im pretty sure the guy has a wife

OMG I have seen this car. That pic doesn’t even begin to do it justice. The entire roof is covered, trolls everywhere, freakin neon mess. They used to live near me and I’d see it all the time. Pretty ridiculous. lol. gotta love the trolls.

LOL, so that’s 4chan’s ride!