I feel your pain and I’m happy for your loss. Just remember that it may be gone, but will never be forgotten….most likely because it was a disaster.
88 Comments | In: Featured Creature, Funny, Oregon, Vehicles
Well, that must’ve been the only time they ever got any if they’re still reminiscing their virginity and the loss of it…
February 16th, 2012
HAH!! Love it!!!
OMG!! LMAO! That is one of the funniest things I’ve seen put on someones car.
OMG! NO THEY DIDN’T! ummmmm……yeah they did
She couldn’t wait just one more year/ Then it would be 2-2-02
A “used” vehicle.
Oh yeah, I saw my shadow!
Holy geez someone has no shame wonder what the parents thought hope that isn’t their car lol
2001. That’s ancient history. Must have been pretty special to still be proud of having the ole cherry popped.
I guess this begs the question. Was that the only time or have you tried to wear that sucker out ?
R.I.P. = Resulted in Penetration.
Slop Jar Magoo
This is “Purple Lady’s” SUV………
What, not enough room under it to say “too my dad”?
Probably lost it in the back of that very car…. Wonder if she remembers who it was.
*Sad part is, this is a guys car… It was probably the only piece he ever got.*
But did she see her shadow??
Blood, Sweat, Tears.
Is this a guys car? Or a girls?
Pretty weird either way, but more weird for a guy.
Hey Look Everybody!!! I finally got laid!!!!
and now she has more miles, than the car
Looks photoshopped to me. The ‘o’ in of looks like an ‘a’ to me. I have to believe it is. Who would ever post such a thing? I know plenty of people are crazy, but daaamn….
What a loser, probably the first and last time!
Mel … I noticed that too.Not that it looked photoshopped. But every ‘o’ on there looks like an ‘a’.
Shes mourning because she probably got knocked up the same day
I would have a Batman sign on my car.
She didn’t meet her husband until 02 and he’s been trying to get her to that message off ever since.
She had to do that otherwise she/he would have forgotten the year.
Was the van a going away present?
This was a big day for Hector, as it was also his 41st birthday.
Happy groundhogs day?
Never fails some AS$HOLE thinks it’s photoshopped
Must’ve been a threesome – two-to-one (02/02/01)!
How do we know it was a “she”?
And the baby was born 11-2-01……
How tacky! Like everyone in wal mart wants to know when you first had sex. Yuck.
@ zapper only a chick would be that proud of losing her virginity.
What do you really need it for?
The very last thing she remembers hearing is, “I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m so sorry.”
Which Virginity was it ? The pink or the stink ?
that’s where the owner of the vehicle lost it-in the backseat.
The best part is that it’s on a mini van.
It has to be a woman. If it were a man’s car, you wouldn’t see “in loving memory” printed on the window. Did you guys notice that the words “in loving memory of my virginity” resemble a vaginal opening?
her virginity was victim of a drive by gang bang . 14 guys put and end to her virginty that day . since then things just haven’t been the same.
I think rhink its amusing, I like it!
Like I really needed to know this!!
this is quite amusing. one of the better pics i’ve seen on this site, lately.
Thank you, oh anonymous wal-creature, for showing just how annoyingly pretentious those “in memory of” stickers are. People, life is not facebook, you can keep your grief private.
Too bad she could not wait one year it nwould make a nice round number/
She forgot to add “In the Wal-mart parking lot.”
I’ve always felt that virginity was highly overrated.
February 17th, 2012
I know the person who took the photo. It was a dude and he was probably wearing fake uggs too
Yep first night in jail Bubba made him feel like a bi%^h and now he drive a nuetered minivan
Most likely in the back seat of that car.
Problem is…she was born in 1960.
with valentines day around the corner, how do you follow that and with what?
It IS Mommy’s car, because she was only 11 at the time..
now 21 with 10 little ompa loompas running around, asking
who’s your daddy
this the “curly hair” guy’s van, from the previous post…
I wasn’t aware that you could loos your virginity to your hand
So the van lost its virginity?
It looks like a girly car in a boy’s color… maybe it belongs to a married couple who popped each other’s cherry?
a nonnie mouse
that is just sick. or sad. can’t decide which. how about stupid?
haha thats f-ing hilarious
….and I’m sure he or she was a real prize! LOL
Like Eek the Cat and Annabelle or something!
February 18th, 2012
Pretty stupid–as if anybody gives a damn when this loser lost her virginity–she’s probably one ugly chick
Well . . at least you still have the BOX it came in.
in oregon damn i told that girl not to put that on her car i was going to first bitch
February 19th, 2012
Probably significant that it was Ground Hog Day as well.
I wonder what happens on holidays when Grandma sees that girls car!??! Talk about pride and confidence!!
February 20th, 2012
Scott, you get a thumbs up just for the Eek the Cat reference…
Apparently they were celebrating Groundhogs day and got carried away by the little “furry” thing.
February 21st, 2012
Billy Ray Sparrow
I guess she is in walmart buying birth control.
February 22nd, 2012
She may have “lost it”, but she still has the box it came in.
At least she still has the box it came in! ; )
February 23rd, 2012
C’mon, is that really the way to celebrate Groundhog’s Day? Actually, I guess it probably is…
February 24th, 2012
Frikin’ love it!! Haha, guess You might as well just let the world know. I mean, after all, it is something special, right?!!
February 25th, 2012
The box it came in is looking pretty worn out too especially if your driving a pos minivan!!
February 28th, 2012
Wait, so did this person lose their virginity for the car?
February 29th, 2012
People have not ONE shred of dignity left. no clue left. Yet these are the ones breeding and breeding…..
March 3rd, 2012
i saw one here in Texas like that not long ago. it’s amazing what people will advertise now-a-days… well, at least it’s cause for entertainment for us… lol
March 5th, 2012
Is that a minivan? Yup….she definitely lost her virginity
March 7th, 2012
Its hard to tell but I’m pretty sure that the “of” has an a instead of an o.
March 9th, 2012
Maybe that’s her wedding date and shes really RELLY proud she saved herself?????
April 11th, 2012
And got this car from the MF who took it!
Lol , Uh Why Would U Share That To The World . -_____________________- . ##PEOPLE THESE DAYS
April 18th, 2012
saw that very car in ohio a couple weeks ago!!! lol
April 27th, 2012
same day and year i lost mind lol
May 11th, 2012
Maybe she lost her virginity but she still got the box it came in.
June 14th, 2012
They had a ‘layaway’ plan up until then.
October 31st, 2013