February 21st, 2012
You Sandbaggin’ Son Of A Bitch
Let’s take a quick little poll here. What is the best object that she can store between those sandbags? My suggestion is a bowie knife. What do you think? Let’s here ‘em in the comments!
Missouri
You Sandbaggin' Son Of A Bitch,
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My innocence.
February 21st, 2012
Probably a sandwich or something for when she gets hungry later…
February 21st, 2012
Object? She could fit the entire Duggar family in there !!!
February 21st, 2012
My dick!
February 21st, 2012
A Volkswagen………
February 21st, 2012
A family of 4.
February 21st, 2012
that’s a mean looking broad!
February 21st, 2012
Watch out parents, she can probably fit a small child in there!
February 21st, 2012
The rest of her chins.
February 21st, 2012
Does she know what a bra is ! OMG try a push up !!
February 21st, 2012
A deep fried turkey and a bowl of pudding!!
February 21st, 2012
a shirt!!!
February 21st, 2012
That hairy spot between her boobs is her vag! Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
February 21st, 2012
I could be mistaken, but are those the faint shadow of her nipples trying to escape out the top of her shirt? Horror.
February 21st, 2012
If I am ever in a plane crash, I hope I am sitting next to her..
February 21st, 2012
2 paper bags. 1 for her head and one for yours in case hers falls off.
February 21st, 2012
42 DDDs!
February 21st, 2012
I don’t know, but she has some huge areolae though!
February 21st, 2012
I still vote for a good bra as one of the best investments a woman can make.
February 21st, 2012
A small kid
February 21st, 2012
A 24 pack of Old Millwakie’s Best Light!
February 21st, 2012
Her dignity, pride, taste, sense of shame…?
February 21st, 2012
Or she can just go all Total Recall and fit another titty in there! …or several :/
February 21st, 2012
my face
February 21st, 2012
With a chasm of that expanse you could fit Whitney Houstons crackpipe. Too soon… I don’t care I don’t celebrate the life of drug addicted celebrities
February 21st, 2012
Cleveland!
February 21st, 2012
There are some things i don’t want to see and most of her boobs are one of them, definitely needs a cami. And whats with the horrid face, if looks could kill.
February 21st, 2012
how about that bag of chips she has
February 21st, 2012
I’d say a twelve pack of beer…..
February 21st, 2012
A 40 oz. Olde English 800
February 21st, 2012
All cleavage is NOT created equal, folks. Rather than suggest something to lodge between (more like UNDER) her sandbags, I’ll suggest that she should have gotten tattoos on each tit of the classic Yosemite Sam with his pistols raised with the lettering “BACK OFF”, because they already look just like 18-wheeler mudflaps.
February 21st, 2012
Ewwwwww! I certainly wouldn’t want to have to find WHATEVER it is that she hid!
February 21st, 2012
How about a keg of beer under each sand bag? I’ll bet she could go mobile!
February 21st, 2012
How about that bag of chips in her cart?
February 21st, 2012
Actually, nothing. They’re not firm enough to hold anything. I have a feeling that if she lays on her back, her nipples will be underneath her.
February 21st, 2012
A mirror………that she obviously forgot to use!
February 21st, 2012
You can put burritos under those and they’ll stay warm
February 21st, 2012
Is that how she smuggles Mexicans?
If so, I’d say at least eight or nine.
February 21st, 2012
A cheese wedge!!!
February 21st, 2012
Her dignity
February 21st, 2012
I could make a few deposits in there.
February 21st, 2012
Hopefully, some soap and water
February 21st, 2012
Well she’s from Missouri…and carrying a load like that, it’s appropriate…mis-e-ry. That can’t feel good on the back….they do make bras that big honey…please buy one.
February 21st, 2012
How about that guy behind her with the hat on? He’s wearing 2 shirts and 2 jackets. Obviously he’s looking for some way to keep warm.
February 21st, 2012
I think she should hide a bra in there….for everyones benefit.
February 21st, 2012
holy crap, them be big… scary… but big…
February 21st, 2012
Cigarrettes, lighter, cellphone, hairbrush, comb, pen, defense knife, cute white chiwawa with red bow on neck and her family photo album.
February 21st, 2012
Bote the wedding ring, I’m guessing hubby is a clotheshorse too!
February 21st, 2012
The national debt.
February 21st, 2012
Is that the other dwarf? Droopy?
February 21st, 2012
She needs a belt.
February 21st, 2012
I think there is a carton of cigs. and some dip for those Always save chips!!
February 21st, 2012
Lo-ri-da…there a low ridin’
February 21st, 2012
I hope it’s not her money for the poor cashier’s sake!
February 21st, 2012
If she says “I’m on top tonight honey”. I’ll book a spot at the emergency dept now.
February 21st, 2012
The Nile
February 21st, 2012
Hey, it sucks to get old. Of course, a good bra DOES help.
February 21st, 2012
Is that Hagrid’s sister? She could be hiding Harry Potter
February 21st, 2012
An inflatable raft, four spare tires and a case of Cheez-Whiz.
February 21st, 2012
A tattoo gun. Plenty of room on those for more ink.
February 21st, 2012
My guess is she sounds like the woman on The Goonies.
February 21st, 2012
The lost city of Atlantis.
February 21st, 2012
OMG That is soo gross!!! Please for the love of god, put on a shirt that fits!!
February 21st, 2012
The lost city of Atlantis
February 21st, 2012
her dignity… with plenty of room to spare.
February 21st, 2012
She probably hides a sandwich in there somewhere!
February 21st, 2012
Wow who needs airbags in your car if you’ve got those.
February 21st, 2012
A carton of pall mall menthols
February 21st, 2012
Best? A cinder block. Or maybe a big hunk of leaf spring. Or anything smaller than a gallon of milk that she wants to shoplift.
February 21st, 2012
Preferably an open umbrella so we wouldn’t have to look at her.
February 21st, 2012
The entire server farm for The People of Walmart
February 21st, 2012
@Bedbug – He ain’t cold, that’s just a hillbilly pimp.
February 21st, 2012
Her self-respect.
February 21st, 2012
It’s a great “hands free” option in those states where it’s illegal to drive and hold a cell phone while talking!!
February 21st, 2012
I have to wonder, as funny as some of these comments are, I don’t think there is one of us out there who hasn’t gone shopping at walmart looking like a complete train wreck at least once in our lives. Mind you some of these looks are pretty bad, but I’d hate to wonder what folks what think of the time I had to pick up a prescription when I had the flu. I looked like a dying bag lady.
February 21st, 2012
A crack pipe, a twelve pack of schlitz and the entire New York Giants offensive line by the looks of em….
February 21st, 2012
Well, instead of putting money between her bra-strap and breast, b/c apparently she doesn’t have on a bra, she could just put her whole wallet underneath her boob!
February 21st, 2012
My croo
February 21st, 2012
Geez, she’s like a living breathing Stretch Armstrong that has been stretched too far and won’t go back. I don’t know what she can hide under them, but if we looked, I bet we’ll find her dignity.
February 21st, 2012
When she drools it becomes the neighborhood slip and slide. That’s how she earns money to shop at Walmart.
February 21st, 2012
I can tell you what she is NOT hiding. Her nips and a BRA!
February 21st, 2012
She looks like the Chubby Beast of a Troll that I had a nightmare about the other night.
February 21st, 2012
Looks like a bad pair of tube socks to me! She would have to pay someone to motor boat those babies!
February 21st, 2012
shes not a looker but id still motor boat thoes tits
February 21st, 2012
A pickaxe
February 21st, 2012
I would not want to anger her, she could use those things as weapons and with any luck you would get off easy with a concussion.
February 21st, 2012
I gotta say, I like how that hillbilly behind her has the Canadian tuxedo on and a cool walmart fedora. Trendsetter right there, folks…
February 21st, 2012
Hmmm, looks like they could provide storage space for a 79 Caddy?
February 21st, 2012
slice of pizza.
February 21st, 2012
Her bra?
February 21st, 2012
She’s hiding a Seal team in there.
February 21st, 2012
don’t you mean UNDER those sandbags?
February 21st, 2012
A bottle of wine…
February 21st, 2012
Wow…when she’s topless and turns to the left or right quickly, those things must whirl around like nunchucks!
February 21st, 2012
The keys to the Double Wide
February 21st, 2012
The Entire State of Florida
February 21st, 2012
A stack of 5 day deoderant pads.
February 21st, 2012
Forty pounds of frozen neck bone would fit just perfectly.
February 21st, 2012
a three musketeers, a ball point pen, a comb, a pint of old harper, a couple of flash light batteries and some beef jerky.
February 21st, 2012
She looks like the fat version of Throw momma off the train.
February 21st, 2012
How many shopping trips did it take her to find that particular shirt with that particular exposure??
She has a closet full at home I’m sure.
February 21st, 2012
Title fail
February 21st, 2012
How about a dictionary, so somebody can recognize the difference between here and hear?
February 21st, 2012
obama
February 21st, 2012
well i can picture my face between them
February 21st, 2012
A motorboat?
February 21st, 2012
A fire extinguisher for her thighs. She’ll need it by aisle 5.
February 21st, 2012
a bun length oscar meyer weiner!
February 21st, 2012
She’s wearing a wedding ring, maybe she just let the old man out so he could shop for a while before going back in.
February 21st, 2012
She could probably fit an entire display rack of Over-The-Shoulder-Boulder-Holders in there!
February 21st, 2012
I would think this would qualify for a “how much to lift and sniff”
February 21st, 2012
The Golden Corral Buffet, all of it.
February 21st, 2012
Her valuables…who’d ever want to steal them from there???
February 21st, 2012
Shes gots herselves one of dem choors silver bullets down ders cause she’s gon gets thirstys drivens hers Pickem up trucks backs to da trailers park afters a long day ats wallmarts shoppin.
February 21st, 2012
Look Everyone, it’s eveyones favorite South Park teacher, Ms. Chokesondik.
February 21st, 2012
well she dont need a pitbull to guard them look at her LOL LOL
perhaps and icebag for her facial swelling …LOL
February 21st, 2012
Frodo Baggins defiantly a hobbit hole
February 21st, 2012
A clown car
February 21st, 2012
Wouldn’t mind the sand bags if she wasn’t so damn ugly!! Almost as ugly as Terry Bradshaw in that weight loss commercial!!
February 21st, 2012
She has a Yugo under each side.
February 21st, 2012
A Mexican family of 24 plus the Volkswagen
February 21st, 2012
how about a 1/2 keg Coors Light .
February 21st, 2012
The spirit of Janis Joplin. I bet she wishes she would have led a better life.
February 21st, 2012
Her own personal Walmart.
February 21st, 2012
ummmm……what could you fit between them?? All I have to say is do you boobs hang low can you tie them in a bow??? She really needs an over the shoulder boulder holder!!
February 21st, 2012
A $5.00 footlong !
February 21st, 2012
I bet that tattoo used to be a small kitten. Is it now a giraffe? Lmao!!!
February 21st, 2012
Seriously, I’m thinking there’s a sirloin steak under each of those things. The cold packages help with her ‘hot flashes’, and the meat is half cooked by the time she gets home.
February 21st, 2012
Honestly I don’t care if she wears a bra or not but PLEASE cover that stuff up!! Why would anyone want to see that stuff?
February 21st, 2012
That’s not cleavage … it’s a canyon.
You can take burro rides to the bottom.
February 21st, 2012
Southern flapjacks, yumz!
February 21st, 2012
Talk about cush jobs….
Those two guys are her bodyguards, just in case anyone
tries to molest her….
February 21st, 2012
Can anyone tell me exactly what those tattoos are? I don’t want to look too long or hard at them – I run the risk of burning a hole in my retinas.
February 21st, 2012
And BTW – the problem with her hair is directly related. She dries and styles her hair upside down (adds volume) but when she bends at the waist she’s blinded or given a concussion. So she obviously gave up styling.
February 21st, 2012
Looks like she’s a 54 LONG
February 21st, 2012
Jimmy Hoffa.
February 21st, 2012
frontal back boobs
February 21st, 2012
a family being smuggled across the boarder.. trick bastards..
February 21st, 2012
Davy Jones Locker! ARRRR! I found me buried treasures!
February 21st, 2012
im gonna say a case of soda!
February 21st, 2012
Her husband nut sack….and everyone else at the trailer!!!
February 21st, 2012
She is mad because they are out of the potato chips that she likes I think.
February 21st, 2012
I wouldn’t want to know! I can’t believe I didn’t see a single “I’d hit that!” I would; with a 2X4. Oh wait, she’s already been wacked a few times with the ugly stick!
February 21st, 2012
Looks like the perfect place to store a wedge of cheese.
February 21st, 2012
A bail bond
February 21st, 2012
She could definitely smuggle in a case of wine on her next cruise!
February 21st, 2012
A shirt in her size?
February 21st, 2012
Another Boob!
February 21st, 2012
Fader – I agree. Where could you find a blouse or shirt with the neckline cut that low in her size? It must be made of nylon and her boobs have weighed down the material. She could probably fit two cast iron skillets under there without them falling out.
February 21st, 2012
Remember the old “pencil test”? She couldn’t pass the telephone pole test!
February 21st, 2012
2 X frozen turkeys. Easy!
February 21st, 2012
She looks like the lady from wtf tattoos…… minus the fact that she doesnt have the man parts tattooed there. twins??
February 21st, 2012
Hey, isn’t Missouri known as the “show me” state???
February 21st, 2012
What can she sandbag….how about the Mississippi at high flood stage!
February 21st, 2012
A gun, so I can shoot out my own eyes.
February 21st, 2012
So proud of what the Lord endowed her with, she flaunts them. She knows few can compare to what she has naturally. They still draw the type of attention she is used to with them. She is proud and she knows she has something special there.
February 21st, 2012
A tub of Crisco so she can squeeze through the snack aisle.
February 21st, 2012
A question that no one in my lifetime has answered appropriately…WHEN DID THIS BECOME OKAY??!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!
February 21st, 2012
Name an object that she can fit under them….a large yeast infection…!
February 21st, 2012
A refrigerator, to keep the milk cold. And some glasses to serve milk, and some cookies. And a saucer, to serve the cookies on.
February 21st, 2012
Didn’t Evil Knevil try jumping that cleavage?
February 22nd, 2012
You people better show some respect or she’ll drop a roundhouse titty slap on you!
February 22nd, 2012
Another fist.
February 22nd, 2012
If those Boobs could talk !…………..
February 22nd, 2012
She does not need a bra, she needs a crane.
February 22nd, 2012
I dont care what yall say, she can hop on top of me anytime and bury my face in them heavy hangers.
February 22nd, 2012
Another set of those.
February 22nd, 2012
Is that part of her nipples hanging out?
February 22nd, 2012
Jimmy Hoffa??
February 22nd, 2012
A motorboat
February 22nd, 2012
@Eric – that means you would have to fish the gun out of there first
February 22nd, 2012
A thermonuclear device
February 22nd, 2012
I’d say the Red River Valley because it looks like you can see from Lake Winnipeg down to Fargo
February 22nd, 2012
a circus
February 22nd, 2012
She used to be hot in high school …
February 22nd, 2012
Anyone remember the show “The PJ’s”? This reminds me of one scene. . .”Oh, sorry Mrs. Avery, I didn’t mean to step on your foot.” “That wasn’t my foot.” “Eeeewww, I was wondering why you only had one toe.”
February 22nd, 2012
A bottle of Jack or Maddog 20/20
February 22nd, 2012
I’m sure there was a day when she was proud of her “twins” but like everything they grow old. Looks like her’s have been trying to leave home to no avail.
February 22nd, 2012
@ Jag – Yup. That display takes a lot of effort.
February 22nd, 2012
If they sagged a couple of inches lower, the cart would make a perfect shelf to rest them on.
February 22nd, 2012
A ’48 Packard.
February 22nd, 2012
Seeing that its Missouri, if she isn’t a character straight out of “Winter’s Bone”, I don’t know who would be!
February 22nd, 2012
A beer….keg.
February 22nd, 2012
those puppies deflated years ago
February 22nd, 2012
The bodies of the people that died looking at her
February 22nd, 2012
Ummm….I am going to say the new 787 jumbo jet! Tell me….are those the begininning of her areolas. Attention please, attention!!!! We have a nip slip in isle 7; We have a nip slip in isle 7.
February 22nd, 2012
milk!
February 22nd, 2012
sasquach is alive an shopping
February 22nd, 2012
A family of illegals.
February 22nd, 2012
A Winnebago
February 22nd, 2012
She can hide furmumda cheese.
February 22nd, 2012
a sawed off shot gun.
February 22nd, 2012
A VW
February 22nd, 2012
a keg…of eyebleach
February 23rd, 2012
If she hung upside down monkey bars – they’d cover her eyes!
February 23rd, 2012
Waldo.
February 23rd, 2012
How bout some of those stick-up air fresheners?
February 23rd, 2012
Two remotes, a cell phone, extra shoes, a pair of socks and a hairbrush…
wait..no hairbrush can be found…
February 23rd, 2012
A roll of paper towels to sop up the sweat.
February 23rd, 2012
another set of boobs!
February 23rd, 2012
IT’S ALIVE!!!!!
February 23rd, 2012
Sweat, mildew and lint because I doubt she is able to lift those sandbags which would be a flood fighters dream.
February 23rd, 2012
What is that awful smell!?!?!?! Oh, must be her dinner under there…
February 23rd, 2012
A Full Length Mirror!
February 23rd, 2012
An entire meth making kit!
February 23rd, 2012
A 32″ flat-screen!
February 23rd, 2012
HOLY CRAP!!!! She could fit the whole store between them things!!!
February 23rd, 2012
The souls of sleeping people that Freddy Kruger behind her stole.
February 23rd, 2012
An M1 Tank, a couple of Huey s and a platoon of soldiers.
February 24th, 2012
15 of her cats and a litter box.
February 24th, 2012
12 pack of Natty Lite!
February 24th, 2012
The front Wheel of my Harley Roadpig (Nickname: Wheel Chock)
February 24th, 2012
Crack pipe, condom, bottle of Mad Dog and a .22
February 24th, 2012
It’s a tossup between a Sherman tank and an F-16
February 24th, 2012
Looks like she can play soccer with those human udders.
February 25th, 2012
Were can I find a Woman like that to keep both of my Ears Warm.
February 25th, 2012
A typrewriter. For that novelist that’s gonna crash hear her home.
February 25th, 2012
shes exposing herself more than Courtney on The Bachelor
February 25th, 2012
Did she look in the mirror before she left home?
February 26th, 2012
im guessing she could park a cadillac escalade between those sandbags……..
February 26th, 2012
good thing those tattoos werent horse heads because surely they would look like giraffes by now…
February 26th, 2012
Chuck Norris can fit in there!
February 26th, 2012
she stuffs illegal aliens in there and then sneaks them across the border at the nearest walmart!
February 27th, 2012
An economy size can of chew would fit nice and snug in between those sandbags!
February 27th, 2012
It’s obvious that she has never worn a bra in her life. -_-
February 27th, 2012
I am not going to say a thing because I do NOT want to piss this woman off.
February 27th, 2012
Wow. Leave it to my home state to find one heck of a hoosier.
February 27th, 2012
A third-world country….
February 27th, 2012
A turducken?
February 28th, 2012
Her dentures?
February 29th, 2012
Her dentures.
February 29th, 2012
the bag of chips in her cart and a 2 liter! =)
February 29th, 2012
My Face!
March 1st, 2012
Got welfare?
March 3rd, 2012
The New York City subway system
March 4th, 2012
Gummy Bears
March 5th, 2012
Those feet seeking missiles would make Dogs wife jealous
March 6th, 2012
I’m scared!!! Anything she wants to……
March 10th, 2012
The antidote
March 12th, 2012
Sharp end of a hatchet.
March 16th, 2012
a cellphone…of course!
March 16th, 2012
Don’t be silly, dude. Storage isn’t BETWEEN those sweater puppies. It’s UNDERNEATH!
March 16th, 2012
a dog or 4
March 17th, 2012
a Volkswagen!
March 27th, 2012
OMG!! She’s got a wedding ring!! I wonder if hides her husband between those things?
March 27th, 2012
a group of illegal immigrants
April 7th, 2012
Her 6 year old child.
April 9th, 2012
She could put one of those VCR-sized video cameras from the late 80′s in there.
May 10th, 2012
I would like to set a good tea b ag in there
May 20th, 2012
Washington Monument
May 21st, 2012
Titty cheese
July 15th, 2012
With that set , she could hide what ever she desires in between those tits
July 28th, 2012
a nail gun
July 29th, 2012
oh I don’t know………a truck maybe?
September 4th, 2012
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