You Sandbaggin’ Son Of A Bitch



Let’s take a quick little poll here. What is the best object that she can store between those sandbags? My suggestion is a bowie knife. What do you think? Let’s here ‘em in the comments!

Missouri

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You Sandbaggin' Son Of A Bitch, 7.4 out of 10 based on 45 ratings

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  1. Craig

    My innocence.

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  2. Mel

    Probably a sandwich or something for when she gets hungry later…

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  3. Chipmunk

    Object? She could fit the entire Duggar family in there !!!

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  4. Rod Diesel

    My dick!

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  5. David Hicks

    A Volkswagen………

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  6. Natalie

    A family of 4.

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  7. Drew

    that’s a mean looking broad!

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  8. D Waring

    Watch out parents, she can probably fit a small child in there!

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  9. Sanchez

    The rest of her chins.

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  10. dontuwannaknow

    Does she know what a bra is ! OMG try a push up !!

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  11. Mad Flasher

    A deep fried turkey and a bowl of pudding!!

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  12. mommastepnee

    a shirt!!!

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  13. justin

    That hairy spot between her boobs is her vag! Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

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  14. Smash Trash

    I could be mistaken, but are those the faint shadow of her nipples trying to escape out the top of her shirt? Horror.

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  15. Kim Moore

    If I am ever in a plane crash, I hope I am sitting next to her..

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  16. Jen

    2 paper bags. 1 for her head and one for yours in case hers falls off.

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  17. MOTLEY CRUE

    42 DDDs!

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  18. Cro~Mag1070

    I don’t know, but she has some huge areolae though!

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  19. UrbanFool

    I still vote for a good bra as one of the best investments a woman can make.

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  20. tito

    A small kid

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  21. John C

    A 24 pack of Old Millwakie’s Best Light!

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  22. ltlwch

    Her dignity, pride, taste, sense of shame…?

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  23. JoJo Baggins

    Or she can just go all Total Recall and fit another titty in there! …or several :/

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  24. Nicholas

    my face

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  25. Ben

    With a chasm of that expanse you could fit Whitney Houstons crackpipe. Too soon… I don’t care I don’t celebrate the life of drug addicted celebrities

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  26. Jay Jay

    Cleveland!

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  27. kristen

    There are some things i don’t want to see and most of her boobs are one of them, definitely needs a cami. And whats with the horrid face, if looks could kill.

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  28. jackz

    how about that bag of chips she has

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  29. George Johnson

    I’d say a twelve pack of beer…..

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  30. Mojo

    A 40 oz. Olde English 800

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  31. lolsuz

    All cleavage is NOT created equal, folks. Rather than suggest something to lodge between (more like UNDER) her sandbags, I’ll suggest that she should have gotten tattoos on each tit of the classic Yosemite Sam with his pistols raised with the lettering “BACK OFF”, because they already look just like 18-wheeler mudflaps.

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  32. Ewwwwww! I certainly wouldn’t want to have to find WHATEVER it is that she hid!

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  33. Michael

    How about a keg of beer under each sand bag? I’ll bet she could go mobile!

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  34. Tish

    How about that bag of chips in her cart?

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  35. Pat

    Actually, nothing. They’re not firm enough to hold anything. I have a feeling that if she lays on her back, her nipples will be underneath her.

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  36. Ang

    A mirror………that she obviously forgot to use!

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  37. Bob from Norman

    You can put burritos under those and they’ll stay warm

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  38. Is that how she smuggles Mexicans?
    If so, I’d say at least eight or nine.

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  39. Katillac

    A cheese wedge!!!

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  40. Kevin

    Her dignity

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  41. Butch

    I could make a few deposits in there.

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  42. Carol

    Hopefully, some soap and water

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  43. makksk

    Well she’s from Missouri…and carrying a load like that, it’s appropriate…mis-e-ry. That can’t feel good on the back….they do make bras that big honey…please buy one.

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  44. bedbug

    How about that guy behind her with the hat on? He’s wearing 2 shirts and 2 jackets. Obviously he’s looking for some way to keep warm.

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  45. Dan Cea

    I think she should hide a bra in there….for everyones benefit.

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  46. holy crap, them be big… scary… but big…

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  47. jessythefreak

    Cigarrettes, lighter, cellphone, hairbrush, comb, pen, defense knife, cute white chiwawa with red bow on neck and her family photo album.

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  48. Trizzy

    Bote the wedding ring, I’m guessing hubby is a clotheshorse too!

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  49. Adam

    The national debt.

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  50. Teri

    Is that the other dwarf? Droopy?

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  51. Daveda

    She needs a belt.

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  52. ROver42

    I think there is a carton of cigs. and some dip for those Always save chips!!

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  53. Azrael

    Lo-ri-da…there a low ridin’

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  54. LalaWojo

    I hope it’s not her money for the poor cashier’s sake!

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  55. michael

    If she says “I’m on top tonight honey”. I’ll book a spot at the emergency dept now.

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  56. Russ

    The Nile

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  57. Sal

    Hey, it sucks to get old. Of course, a good bra DOES help.

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  58. Bryan Swett

    Is that Hagrid’s sister? She could be hiding Harry Potter

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  59. sharky1998

    An inflatable raft, four spare tires and a case of Cheez-Whiz.

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  60. Sober Bunny

    A tattoo gun. Plenty of room on those for more ink.

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  61. Jennifer P.

    My guess is she sounds like the woman on The Goonies.

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  62. Jamie

    The lost city of Atlantis.

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  63. margaret mcmahon

    OMG That is soo gross!!! Please for the love of god, put on a shirt that fits!!

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  64. Jamie

    The lost city of Atlantis

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  65. Marsha

    her dignity… with plenty of room to spare.

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  66. gg

    She probably hides a sandwich in there somewhere!

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  67. erick

    Wow who needs airbags in your car if you’ve got those.

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  68. brian

    A carton of pall mall menthols

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  69. dave

    Best? A cinder block. Or maybe a big hunk of leaf spring. Or anything smaller than a gallon of milk that she wants to shoplift.

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  70. Wulf

    Preferably an open umbrella so we wouldn’t have to look at her.

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  71. Lennythelip

    The entire server farm for The People of Walmart

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  72. Wulf

    @Bedbug – He ain’t cold, that’s just a hillbilly pimp.

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  73. Jay

    Her self-respect.

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  74. Random Acts of Lunacy

    It’s a great “hands free” option in those states where it’s illegal to drive and hold a cell phone while talking!!

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  75. jennifer

    I have to wonder, as funny as some of these comments are, I don’t think there is one of us out there who hasn’t gone shopping at walmart looking like a complete train wreck at least once in our lives. Mind you some of these looks are pretty bad, but I’d hate to wonder what folks what think of the time I had to pick up a prescription when I had the flu. I looked like a dying bag lady.

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  76. John

    A crack pipe, a twelve pack of schlitz and the entire New York Giants offensive line by the looks of em….

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  77. SBC

    Well, instead of putting money between her bra-strap and breast, b/c apparently she doesn’t have on a bra, she could just put her whole wallet underneath her boob!

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  78. Malesandalwearersarehated

    My croo

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  79. Cyrano

    Geez, she’s like a living breathing Stretch Armstrong that has been stretched too far and won’t go back. I don’t know what she can hide under them, but if we looked, I bet we’ll find her dignity.

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  80. Tim

    When she drools it becomes the neighborhood slip and slide. That’s how she earns money to shop at Walmart.

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  81. Bethany

    I can tell you what she is NOT hiding. Her nips and a BRA!

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  82. Slop Jar Magoo

    She looks like the Chubby Beast of a Troll that I had a nightmare about the other night.

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  83. BJ

    Looks like a bad pair of tube socks to me! She would have to pay someone to motor boat those babies!

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  84. mike

    shes not a looker but id still motor boat thoes tits

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  85. Donald Benoit

    A pickaxe

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  86. Cableguy1000

    I would not want to anger her, she could use those things as weapons and with any luck you would get off easy with a concussion.

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    February 21st, 2012

  87. Fupalover

    I gotta say, I like how that hillbilly behind her has the Canadian tuxedo on and a cool walmart fedora. Trendsetter right there, folks…

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    February 21st, 2012

  88. GCAD

    Hmmm, looks like they could provide storage space for a 79 Caddy?

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    February 21st, 2012

  89. kylemacdizzle

    slice of pizza.

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    February 21st, 2012

  90. Yolanda

    Her bra?

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    February 21st, 2012

  91. exjersey

    She’s hiding a Seal team in there.

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    February 21st, 2012

  92. p--

    don’t you mean UNDER those sandbags?

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    February 21st, 2012

  93. Caravanmom78

    A bottle of wine…

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    February 21st, 2012

  94. Graciella

    Wow…when she’s topless and turns to the left or right quickly, those things must whirl around like nunchucks!

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    February 21st, 2012

  95. The keys to the Double Wide

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    February 21st, 2012

  96. Joey Badabing

    The Entire State of Florida

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    February 21st, 2012

  97. CamdensGramps

    A stack of 5 day deoderant pads.

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    February 21st, 2012

  98. Larry Hearn

    Forty pounds of frozen neck bone would fit just perfectly.

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    February 21st, 2012

  99. Lisa

    a three musketeers, a ball point pen, a comb, a pint of old harper, a couple of flash light batteries and some beef jerky.

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    February 21st, 2012

  100. Jason M.

    She looks like the fat version of Throw momma off the train.

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    February 21st, 2012

  101. fader

    How many shopping trips did it take her to find that particular shirt with that particular exposure??
    She has a closet full at home I’m sure.

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    February 21st, 2012

  102. mm

    Title fail

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    February 21st, 2012

  103. Vchesters

    How about a dictionary, so somebody can recognize the difference between here and hear?

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    February 21st, 2012

  104. mike reiley

    obama

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    February 21st, 2012

  105. old boy

    well i can picture my face between them

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    February 21st, 2012

  106. Ineedalife

    A motorboat?

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    February 21st, 2012

  107. JT

    A fire extinguisher for her thighs. She’ll need it by aisle 5.

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    February 21st, 2012

  108. matt

    a bun length oscar meyer weiner!

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    February 21st, 2012

  109. NotASaint

    She’s wearing a wedding ring, maybe she just let the old man out so he could shop for a while before going back in.

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    February 21st, 2012

  110. Robert

    She could probably fit an entire display rack of Over-The-Shoulder-Boulder-Holders in there!

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    February 21st, 2012

  111. I would think this would qualify for a “how much to lift and sniff”

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    February 21st, 2012

  112. tv

    The Golden Corral Buffet, all of it.

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    February 21st, 2012

  113. icy the humor

    Her valuables…who’d ever want to steal them from there???

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    February 21st, 2012

  114. Tdubz

    Shes gots herselves one of dem choors silver bullets down ders cause she’s gon gets thirstys drivens hers Pickem up trucks backs to da trailers park afters a long day ats wallmarts shoppin.

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    February 21st, 2012

  115. Scott

    Look Everyone, it’s eveyones favorite South Park teacher, Ms. Chokesondik.

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    February 21st, 2012

  116. steve geyer

    well she dont need a pitbull to guard them look at her LOL LOL
    perhaps and icebag for her facial swelling …LOL

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    February 21st, 2012

  117. bill

    Frodo Baggins defiantly a hobbit hole

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    February 21st, 2012

  118. Ginga Ninja

    A clown car

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    February 21st, 2012

  119. Chuck

    Wouldn’t mind the sand bags if she wasn’t so damn ugly!! Almost as ugly as Terry Bradshaw in that weight loss commercial!!

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    February 21st, 2012

  120. Steve

    She has a Yugo under each side.

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    February 21st, 2012

  121. James

    A Mexican family of 24 plus the Volkswagen

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    February 21st, 2012

  122. tombo

    how about a 1/2 keg Coors Light .

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    February 21st, 2012

  123. Spence

    The spirit of Janis Joplin. I bet she wishes she would have led a better life.

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    February 21st, 2012

  124. Pow fan

    Her own personal Walmart.

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    February 21st, 2012

  125. Karrie Woodruff

    ummmm……what could you fit between them?? All I have to say is do you boobs hang low can you tie them in a bow??? She really needs an over the shoulder boulder holder!!

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    February 21st, 2012

  126. AdTaz69

    A $5.00 footlong !

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    February 21st, 2012

  127. Melinda

    I bet that tattoo used to be a small kitten. Is it now a giraffe? Lmao!!!

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    February 21st, 2012

  128. Simulated Sanity

    Seriously, I’m thinking there’s a sirloin steak under each of those things. The cold packages help with her ‘hot flashes’, and the meat is half cooked by the time she gets home.

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    February 21st, 2012

  129. Mellie

    Honestly I don’t care if she wears a bra or not but PLEASE cover that stuff up!! Why would anyone want to see that stuff?

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    February 21st, 2012

  130. Netjnke

    That’s not cleavage … it’s a canyon.

    You can take burro rides to the bottom.

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    February 21st, 2012

  131. Whore Greeter

    Southern flapjacks, yumz!

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    February 21st, 2012

  132. Joey Badabing

    Talk about cush jobs….

    Those two guys are her bodyguards, just in case anyone
    tries to molest her….

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    February 21st, 2012

  133. OMG

    Can anyone tell me exactly what those tattoos are? I don’t want to look too long or hard at them – I run the risk of burning a hole in my retinas.

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    February 21st, 2012

  134. OMG

    And BTW – the problem with her hair is directly related. She dries and styles her hair upside down (adds volume) but when she bends at the waist she’s blinded or given a concussion. So she obviously gave up styling.

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    February 21st, 2012

  135. You're kidding right

    Looks like she’s a 54 LONG

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    February 21st, 2012

  136. Liz Clark

    Jimmy Hoffa.

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    February 21st, 2012

  137. Son of Sam's Club

    frontal back boobs

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    February 21st, 2012

  138. Jax

    a family being smuggled across the boarder.. trick bastards..

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    February 21st, 2012

  139. Tbone

    Davy Jones Locker! ARRRR! I found me buried treasures!

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    February 21st, 2012

  140. im gonna say a case of soda!

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    February 21st, 2012

  141. Randy

    Her husband nut sack….and everyone else at the trailer!!!

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    February 21st, 2012

  142. Popan@tor

    She is mad because they are out of the potato chips that she likes I think.

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    February 21st, 2012

  143. LST

    I wouldn’t want to know! I can’t believe I didn’t see a single “I’d hit that!” I would; with a 2X4. Oh wait, she’s already been wacked a few times with the ugly stick!

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  144. Victoria

    Looks like the perfect place to store a wedge of cheese.

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    February 21st, 2012

  145. toregar

    A bail bond

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    February 21st, 2012

  146. Glorya Nevius

    She could definitely smuggle in a case of wine on her next cruise!

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    February 21st, 2012

  147. Meomy

    A shirt in her size?

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    February 21st, 2012

  148. jenni

    Another Boob!

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    February 21st, 2012

  149. JAG

    Fader – I agree. Where could you find a blouse or shirt with the neckline cut that low in her size? It must be made of nylon and her boobs have weighed down the material. She could probably fit two cast iron skillets under there without them falling out.

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    February 21st, 2012

  150. creaky

    Remember the old “pencil test”? She couldn’t pass the telephone pole test!

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    February 21st, 2012

  151. Kelvin Grove

    2 X frozen turkeys. Easy!

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    February 21st, 2012

  152. Niki

    She looks like the lady from wtf tattoos…… minus the fact that she doesnt have the man parts tattooed there. twins??

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    February 21st, 2012

  153. Bobbye

    Hey, isn’t Missouri known as the “show me” state???

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    February 21st, 2012

  154. Wal-h8r

    What can she sandbag….how about the Mississippi at high flood stage!

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    February 21st, 2012

  155. Eric

    A gun, so I can shoot out my own eyes.

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    February 21st, 2012

  156. thingamajig

    So proud of what the Lord endowed her with, she flaunts them. She knows few can compare to what she has naturally. They still draw the type of attention she is used to with them. She is proud and she knows she has something special there.

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    February 21st, 2012

  157. Jeff

    A tub of Crisco so she can squeeze through the snack aisle.

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    February 21st, 2012

  158. Kara

    A question that no one in my lifetime has answered appropriately…WHEN DID THIS BECOME OKAY??!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!

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    February 21st, 2012

  159. Erin

    Name an object that she can fit under them….a large yeast infection…!

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    February 21st, 2012

  160. Burly

    A refrigerator, to keep the milk cold. And some glasses to serve milk, and some cookies. And a saucer, to serve the cookies on.

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    February 21st, 2012

  161. Paul

    Didn’t Evil Knevil try jumping that cleavage?

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    February 22nd, 2012

  162. Paul

    You people better show some respect or she’ll drop a roundhouse titty slap on you!

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    February 22nd, 2012

  163. Petro

    Another fist.

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    February 22nd, 2012

  164. Billy Ray Sparrow

    If those Boobs could talk !…………..

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    February 22nd, 2012

  165. homeplate

    She does not need a bra, she needs a crane.

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    February 22nd, 2012

  166. Perv

    I dont care what yall say, she can hop on top of me anytime and bury my face in them heavy hangers.

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    February 22nd, 2012

  167. Jen

    Another set of those.

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    February 22nd, 2012

  168. David

    Is that part of her nipples hanging out?

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    February 22nd, 2012

  169. Retina Burn

    Jimmy Hoffa??

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    February 22nd, 2012

  170. Jane

    A motorboat

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    February 22nd, 2012

  171. JAG

    @Eric – that means you would have to fish the gun out of there first

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    February 22nd, 2012

  172. dave

    A thermonuclear device

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    February 22nd, 2012

  173. agentsarahjane

    I’d say the Red River Valley because it looks like you can see from Lake Winnipeg down to Fargo

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    February 22nd, 2012

  174. v

    a circus

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    February 22nd, 2012

  175. CJ

    She used to be hot in high school …

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    February 22nd, 2012

  176. Alan

    Anyone remember the show “The PJ’s”? This reminds me of one scene. . .”Oh, sorry Mrs. Avery, I didn’t mean to step on your foot.” “That wasn’t my foot.” “Eeeewww, I was wondering why you only had one toe.”

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    February 22nd, 2012

  177. JKNicodemus

    A bottle of Jack or Maddog 20/20

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    February 22nd, 2012

  178. Kestra

    I’m sure there was a day when she was proud of her “twins” but like everything they grow old. Looks like her’s have been trying to leave home to no avail.

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    February 22nd, 2012

  179. fader

    @ Jag – Yup. That display takes a lot of effort.

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    February 22nd, 2012

  180. RGD

    If they sagged a couple of inches lower, the cart would make a perfect shelf to rest them on.

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    February 22nd, 2012

  181. right winger

    A ’48 Packard.

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    February 22nd, 2012

  182. Seeing that its Missouri, if she isn’t a character straight out of “Winter’s Bone”, I don’t know who would be!

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    February 22nd, 2012

  183. Superfunny

    A beer….keg.

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    February 22nd, 2012

  184. bj2020

    those puppies deflated years ago

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    February 22nd, 2012

  185. Derek

    The bodies of the people that died looking at her

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    February 22nd, 2012

  186. Wendy

    Ummm….I am going to say the new 787 jumbo jet! Tell me….are those the begininning of her areolas. Attention please, attention!!!! We have a nip slip in isle 7; We have a nip slip in isle 7.

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    February 22nd, 2012

  187. Jeff

    milk!

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    February 22nd, 2012

  188. joe cool

    sasquach is alive an shopping

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    February 22nd, 2012

  189. Buzz

    A family of illegals.

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    February 22nd, 2012

  190. Buzz

    A Winnebago

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    February 22nd, 2012

  191. She can hide furmumda cheese.

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    February 22nd, 2012

  192. a sawed off shot gun.

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    February 22nd, 2012

  193. Dan

    A VW

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    February 22nd, 2012

  194. ARWC

    a keg…of eyebleach

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    February 23rd, 2012

  195. Retina Burn

    If she hung upside down monkey bars – they’d cover her eyes!

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    February 23rd, 2012

  196. memor

    Waldo.

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    February 23rd, 2012

  197. BigRonTN

    How bout some of those stick-up air fresheners?

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    February 23rd, 2012

  198. stacey

    Two remotes, a cell phone, extra shoes, a pair of socks and a hairbrush…
    wait..no hairbrush can be found…

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    February 23rd, 2012

  199. u2att

    A roll of paper towels to sop up the sweat.

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    February 23rd, 2012

  200. Dave H

    another set of boobs!

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    February 23rd, 2012

  201. IT’S ALIVE!!!!!

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    February 23rd, 2012

  202. Wayne

    Sweat, mildew and lint because I doubt she is able to lift those sandbags which would be a flood fighters dream.

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    February 23rd, 2012

  203. Cat

    What is that awful smell!?!?!?! Oh, must be her dinner under there…

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    February 23rd, 2012

  204. The Feds

    A Full Length Mirror!

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    February 23rd, 2012

  205. Retina Burn

    An entire meth making kit!

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    February 23rd, 2012

  206. Will

    A 32″ flat-screen!

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    February 23rd, 2012

  207. The weird creppy person round the corner

    HOLY CRAP!!!! She could fit the whole store between them things!!!

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    February 23rd, 2012

  208. Roy

    The souls of sleeping people that Freddy Kruger behind her stole.

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    February 23rd, 2012

  209. Yitzysmommie

    An M1 Tank, a couple of Huey s and a platoon of soldiers.

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    February 24th, 2012

  210. ryverrat

    15 of her cats and a litter box.

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    February 24th, 2012

  211. gothchiq

    12 pack of Natty Lite!

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    February 24th, 2012

  212. Jim T

    The front Wheel of my Harley Roadpig (Nickname: Wheel Chock)

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    February 24th, 2012

  213. Crack pipe, condom, bottle of Mad Dog and a .22

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    February 24th, 2012

  214. KGB

    It’s a tossup between a Sherman tank and an F-16

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    February 24th, 2012

  215. Victor Brunswick

    Looks like she can play soccer with those human udders.

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    February 25th, 2012

  216. Were can I find a Woman like that to keep both of my Ears Warm.

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    February 25th, 2012

  217. SteveL

    A typrewriter. For that novelist that’s gonna crash hear her home.

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    February 25th, 2012

  218. SAM

    shes exposing herself more than Courtney on The Bachelor

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    February 25th, 2012

  219. dawn

    Did she look in the mirror before she left home?

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    February 26th, 2012

  220. Dan

    im guessing she could park a cadillac escalade between those sandbags……..

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    February 26th, 2012

  221. Dan

    good thing those tattoos werent horse heads because surely they would look like giraffes by now…

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    February 26th, 2012

  222. BrobmanZ

    Chuck Norris can fit in there!

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    February 26th, 2012

  223. susan branzelle

    she stuffs illegal aliens in there and then sneaks them across the border at the nearest walmart!

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    February 27th, 2012

  224. queeniez71

    An economy size can of chew would fit nice and snug in between those sandbags!

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    February 27th, 2012

  225. Miss Yin Yang

    It’s obvious that she has never worn a bra in her life. -_-

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    February 27th, 2012

  226. Lee Sullivan

    I am not going to say a thing because I do NOT want to piss this woman off.

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    February 27th, 2012

  227. Tyler

    Wow. Leave it to my home state to find one heck of a hoosier.

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    February 27th, 2012

  228. ChewieLee

    A third-world country….

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    February 27th, 2012

  229. RRonin

    A turducken?

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    February 28th, 2012

  230. Jen

    Her dentures?

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    February 29th, 2012

  231. Jen

    Her dentures.

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    February 29th, 2012

  232. Kat

    the bag of chips in her cart and a 2 liter! =)

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    February 29th, 2012

  233. Jamie G

    My Face!

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    March 1st, 2012

  234. redski

    Got welfare?

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    March 3rd, 2012

  235. Portlandjan

    The New York City subway system

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    March 4th, 2012

  236. Djrules

    Gummy Bears :)

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    March 5th, 2012

  237. Trev

    Those feet seeking missiles would make Dogs wife jealous

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    March 6th, 2012

  238. Tina

    I’m scared!!! Anything she wants to……

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    March 10th, 2012

  239. Jon

    The antidote

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    March 12th, 2012

  240. Roy

    Sharp end of a hatchet.

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    March 16th, 2012

  241. heather

    a cellphone…of course!

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    March 16th, 2012

  242. jimbo123

    Don’t be silly, dude. Storage isn’t BETWEEN those sweater puppies. It’s UNDERNEATH!

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    March 16th, 2012

  243. dadadadada

    a dog or 4

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    March 17th, 2012

  244. Big Dave

    a Volkswagen!

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    March 27th, 2012

  245. Big Dave

    OMG!! She’s got a wedding ring!! I wonder if hides her husband between those things?

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    March 27th, 2012

  246. the iceman

    a group of illegal immigrants

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    April 7th, 2012

  247. DarkSabre

    Her 6 year old child.

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    April 9th, 2012

  248. Mike

    She could put one of those VCR-sized video cameras from the late 80′s in there.

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    May 10th, 2012

  249. Blue Liner

    I would like to set a good tea b ag in there

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    May 20th, 2012

  250. Dan

    Washington Monument

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    May 21st, 2012

  251. Dave

    Titty cheese

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    July 15th, 2012

  252. Johnny

    With that set , she could hide what ever she desires in between those tits

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    July 28th, 2012

  253. toolhull

    a nail gun

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    July 29th, 2012

  254. crazycatchickie

    oh I don’t know………a truck maybe?

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    September 4th, 2012

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