BRB…out getting a tattoo so Jed (a.k.a. prisoner 745643902) doesn’t think I’m a pussy.
124 Comments | In: Missouri, Profane Shirts
Tattoo’s don’t hurt.
But I’m sure getting one your penis does, so please tell me he has one, then maybe the shirt might be appealing, and it only looks like he has one tat, so he ain’t got nothing to talk about.
October 10th, 2009
This is one of the funniest shirts I have seen on this site!
I got one. It’s a mouse. what? you can’t see it? My pussy must have ate it.
wow….. someone has anger issues
i fuckin’ love it. tats are the shit, and anyone who doesn’t get one IS a pussy!
Why the hell does this guy care if I have a tattoo or not!!!!!
I have one. It’s a mouse. What’s that? you can’t see it? My pussy must have ate it.
Yet another reason why any child that can read should not be allowed into Walmart.
It takes a stupid shirt to make him feel like a badass..
I have one, it’s a mouse near my pelly button. What’s that? you can’t see it? My pussy must have ate it.
i dont get it,, WHY would someone NOT want to have a tattoo. it would be like buying a painting with no picture on it… it’s YOUR canvas,, express yourself.. unless you are a whimp of course.. BTW, they DO FRICKIN HURT if you get one big enuff with enuff detail.. OUCH!!!
That shirt is a lie! Tattoo’s do hurt, not excruciatingly but still some sort of pain. I mean, COME ON! You have needles jabbing rapidly in and out of your skin, where all your nerve endings are… HOW DOES THAT NOT HURT?!
I have two tattoos btw, one on my neck one on the back of my leg, and the leg hurt WAY more than the neck but there was still a slight stinging in the neck…
I’m guessing the shirt’s an advertisement for a tattoo parlor. Either way, the back is funny.
Too bad there’s not a front view of this guy! I’m curious to see if his front teeth are missing! LOL Reminds me of a guy one of my exes used to date … a “tattoo artist” otherwise known as “The Toothless Bum with a Tattoo Gun” and rumored to be wanted on rape charges in Florida.
while your at it Jed get the Mrs. that thigh master shes been wanting she aint gettin no smaller you pussy
Dominik T. Ratzinger
Haha, very funny. In Germany it isn´t possible to wear Shirt like this, I think :).
OK LOOK IM ABOUT FED UP WITH THE COMMENTS ABOUT TATS ON HERE I LOVE THE SITE BUT WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH TATS U ARENT AUTOMATICALLY GOING TO BEAT UR WIFE OR KIDS LIKE THE I-TATTOO PIC CLAIMED WHICH THATS AN AWESOME TOY WHY IT ENDED UP ON THIS SITE IS BEYOND ME AND NOW THIS OK THAT DUDE DOESNT AUTOMATICALLY HAVE TO HAVE BEEN TO PRISON BECAUSE OF HIS SHIRT OR THAT HE HAS TATS SO QUIT WITH THE COMMENTS U MAKE YOUR SITE SEEM LIKE ITS DISCRIMINATING AGAINST PEOPLE WITH TATS IM A BEAUTIFUL TATTED WOMAN AND U ACT LIKE TATS MAKE U A DRUG DEALER A PRISON B*TCH OR A BAD PERSON AND ILL LEAVE IT AT THAT
Wouldn’t a tattoo there hurt? Just askin lol
And do you have your angry eyes on too ?
what do you think the front of the shirt says?
Get a job you fuckin’ douche.
What is it with some dimwits that they think it’s OK to wear a shirt like this in a place where other people’s children are bound to see it? No class.
@Dave – Actually many religions, including Orthadox Judaism, forbid tattooing. That was one reason why the Nazi’s tattooed the Jews – as a further way to degrade and humiliate them.
I have two tattoos myself that I now wish I didn’t have. I got them when I was feeling bad about myself and to me they’re symbols of my low self esteem from being so fat.
Getting tattooed doesn’t prove anything. Right now it’s so popular that NOT getting tattooed shows your true inner strength. The strength to not follow the crowd.
I’m only seeing one smallish tat on his arm. Is that all it takes to not be a “pussy”? I’ve got 3 on the back of my shoulder….and I’m a girl
Get a life you fuckin’ douche.
Get a life you f**kin’ douche.
Oh, man. I didn’t know that about the Jews. Like they weren’t doing enough bad stuff to them.
Show me the ink
The person wearing this shirt only has a little tat showing.
He should follow the command on his shirt and get more himself.
What a douche!
If this guy has kids, at what age did he haul them off to the tattoo parlor for their first tattoo? Did he call his kid/kids a pussy if they cried or resisted? And did he get his kids matching shirts?
In my opinion, any guy who calls a man a pussy for not having a tattoo is a real dick. It’s a personal choice. Better to have no tattoos than a bunch of crappy looking ones.
This guy needs to be arrested for indecent exposure. How would you like to see your kids looking at this? What in hell is wrong with the Wally World security in this store? Lowlife, lowlife!
What would be really cool is if the front of his shirt had a full color picture of a very erect penis, with a tattoo or two on the penis.
At least a penis isn’t a fuckin pussy.
Um . . .
Get a JOB You F*cking Loser!
(he could then afford some Rogaine for that dome)
I could of guessed
What a pig !!
Unless this guy is inked all over his front he doesn’t have any damn room to talk. I can only see one kinda small tattoo on his arm and if that’s it he needs to be hit with something. I’d love to see this guy try and call someone who is 6″6 ,all muscle with no tattoos a pussy for not having one.
Last thing in the world I want is a tatoo. I did 20 years in the military and didn’t get a single tatoo. That’s the nonconformist I am!
Last thing I want is a tatoo!
I really think there should be a law against wearing shirts with obscenities on them. It is a respect thing to me.
Last thing on earth I want is a tatoo!
Get some hair plugs you fuckin’ pussy.
Be funny if he bumped into apparently tattoo-less “tight spandex muscular man” wearing this shirt……..
Clean up on aisle 2………teeth on the floor, repeat, teeth on the floor…..
I did! It’s a portrait of your mama on my ass so everytime i crap it’ll be just like she giving birth to you all over again you f-n’ turd!
Must be written by a redneck. For most people visible tattoos mean minimum wage for life.
Classy.. Bet he has a whole collection of crap shirts that push the limits of decency. Anyone from the ‘Hate Mail’ section on the site care to defend the guy?
If he feels that strongly about it, he should have this sentiment tattooed on his back. In the same font size…
Get some manners, you underwear stain!
10% discount on your next tattoo if you’ll where this t-shirt through the Wal-Mart in town.
I have birth marks on both my fists… I’d be more than happy to tat his face with
I can’t see his entire face but from the parial view he seems to be sporting a goatee (aka prison pussy)
Billy Bob needed a few grocery items so he popped into Walmart on the way home from church…
Hey Deimos. I have a comment. What’s that? You can’t see it? That’s because you posted your stupid joke over and over and over!
I have a few tattoos, they really don’t hurt that bad depending on where you get them. But to each their own, nobody should get a tattoo because somebody tells you to, get one because you want to. But think long and hard about what and where you want it, because they are permanent. One thing I despise is people who walk into a tattoo parlor and just pick out a random tattoo on a whim. Tattoos are cool in my opinion, but only if you want them
He’s a real jerk for wearing the shirt, but the company that made the shirt has a bigger problem.
I have my CAR and a Purple Heart, but no tatoos. Am I still a pussy, asswipe?
I’m glad to see some have used the penal system to better themselves.
Get a life. It doesn’t matter if you have a tat or not, the shirt should not be worn to a store full of young children (mom what does fu**in pu**y mean). This is just wrong!!
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LOL what an idiotic shirt.
More “Free Speech” abuse. First we’ll slap him upside his head with a 2×4. Then when we have his attention we can castrate the jackass. How much respect does he get from the results of his donating sperm to that fat broad that has to lean on the cart to walk? He’s got the attention he wants, disgust. Take him up to the top of the St Louis arch and drop him into the Mississippi.
I have a tattoo and I’m still a pussy
I love it when people wear t-shirts like this – make it so much easier than trying to guess if they are a dick or not.
He probably had to put the shirt on to cover the big swastika tatooed on his back.What a Rimstain.
I don’t have a tattoo, but I can’t believe some commenters actually care whether others are tattooed or not. Either you have one (or several) or you don’t. And what decade do some of you people live in that a tattoo equals a) prison b) “minimum wage jobs for life”?
I mean, I’d understand if it were a face tattoo or a dancing naked lady on your forearm, but come on.
Ok, I have plenty of tats. My husband…zero. Believe me, he’s not a pussy at all.
I’d like to see this guy go though labor. Believe me you, that is a worse pain that any tattoo I got.
That is obscene and the guy has some issues.
Ah, I found a version of this fine t-shirt here:
Also on this site are shirts with such fine messages as “Get a Real Bike You Fuckin’ Pussy” and “With Tits Like Yours, You Can’t Expect Me to Look at Your Face”. CLASSY!!
Call me when you get that bald spot covered up.
What an ignorant A..hole!
actually my cat is micro-chipped.
He should shave his head and get a bar code tat. That would be awesome!
October 11th, 2009
I’m wondering how anyone knows whether he has a car, or a job.. Just because he wears a shirt like that? I have several tattoos, and piercings and I make MUCH MUCH more than minimum wage, have my own CAR and HOUSE.
I do agree the shirt isn’t appropriate for Walmart, or anywhere children could see it.
1- S3xt0y, Tattoos don’t hurt? I thought that after my first one. Then I got a giant squid locked in mortal combat with a sperm whale (plus ocean details) on my back. BIG BADASS TATTOOS HURT!
2- Jami, Maybe you got tattooed because you had low self esteem, but that doesn’t mean everyone else who gets tattooed is a self-loathing, anti-depressant-popping-know-it-all. I love my tats! Loved ‘em when I got ‘em and love ‘em still!
3- This dude’s shirt? Even more stupid and tired than the “I’m with stupid”- shirts! And I’m covered in sailor tattoos! What a douche for wearing that to Walmart!
Let’s give him the benefit of the doubt… he probably can’t read, so he has no idea what his shirt says.
What a low-rent loser this piece of crap seems to be. He’s probably a ex-con who survived prison only by allowing himself to be traded for a pack of cigarettes.
Get some pussy WITHOUT having a fcking tattoo!
I got a small tattoo of a horse to represent my love for them. I had it put on my ankle where I could hide it under my sock so I wouldn’t disappoint my grandmother. I knew she would never understand, I loved her dearly, and I highly valued her opinion. She never knew, and I can keep it hidden from any prospective employer. If you get a GOOD one, they can be truly beautiful.
As for the shirt, I HATE seeing stuff like this out where small children are exposed to it. Wear it with your drinking buddies, at biker bars, or at frat houses, but when you are out where there are FAMILIES, consider the other people around you! I have had to try and avoid explaining explicit t-shirts in family settings to my children, and it is more than uncomfortable. It is NOT a requirement to practice free speech as a JERK.
I’ll get a tatoo if he can grow hair.
As an advocate of Individual Liberty, I have to say that shirts of this kind are appropriate to be worn in public ONLY in certain places at certain times. WalMart is NOT one of those appropriate places! Appropriate places / times would be:
1 — Sturgis, SD during their annual Bike Week event.
2 — Daytona Beach, FL during their Bike Week event.
3 — Bike Week festivities elsewhere.
4 — Bike Night events at select local bars.
Under any of the above circumstances, it is also a matter of Common Courtesy to wear a vest or jacket which covers any profane text while travelling to / from such events and during any incidental stops along the way (shopping, refueling, etc.).
In defense of “Bikers” I must say that MOST are more “classy” than common stereotypes might suggest. There are many truly-benevolent regional Clubs whose leaders are NOT affiliated with the CIA-directed contraband-trafficking Underworld!
Two close personal friends, introduced to me by my late wife, are fine examples of the majority of Bikers! They are husband and wife, both gainfully employed at MUCH more than “minimum wage” jobs. He works in Skilled Trades and she works in Banking. Their (now adult) daughter has been my stepdaughter’s best friend since childhood.
One of two things will happen.
1. A law enforcement officer will cite him for ‘public display of profanity/obscenity’.
2. The father of a small child will keep punching him in the face until it starts splashing.
Nothing against tats, but I’d love to walk past this douche with a shirt on that says “I stopped drawing on myself in third grade…”
Yeah nothing reads sterile environment like that T-shirt.
Wal-Mart won’t sell cd’s with “offensive language” on them, but they’ll let a dirtbag like this guy through the doors? WTF?!? Where the hell was the store manager on this one? Get out or cover up. Plain and simple. I’m all for freedom of speech, but there are limits when it comes to decency and common courtesy.
So… Apparently this dude thinks that I need his approval to be fulfilled as a man? I need his Check Mark on some list somewhere so that I don’t feel inferior to him?? I don’t think so!
The list of people whom I really give a damn what they think is an exceedingly short list. Sorry to say, but NO ONE on this site made the list. The Committee does, from time to time, consider new membership on the list. But it does so by Invitation Only.
I’ve just understood why some people think their opinion matters to me…
Maybe he is wearing his work shirt. Possible he makes his living tatooing people?
Benderu – Didn’t say others got their tattoos for that reason, just that *I* got them for that reason and now wish I didn’t have them.
He’s probably the kind of guy who gets furious when his children hear the words “bitch” or “shit” on television. But it’s all good at Walmart!!
Wish there was a “Stop offending my eyes” tee. It would be perfect Walmart wear.
Give me a break.
1) Inappropriate t-shirt for public places where kids are present.
2) I thought tattoo’s were a sign of rebelliousness.
If everyone is wearing a tattoo, then its just a fad. Following the herd.
Me, never got one. Went with friends that got tats. Looked through the book of tattoos and never found anything that I wanted on my body for the rest of my life. The sign of a true rebel, someone who zigs when everyone else zags.
This guy has anger issues. Needs to see a shrink.
I think CAR means combat action ribbon meaning the person was in a situation where people were shooting at him.
Once again, more proof that Walmart needs to start offering free bleach for the customers to start adding to their gene pool.
Whealthy or poverty, each person has a responsibility and an obligation to himself and to SOCIETY to not dress or present himself in an offensive manner. Regardless of the “free speech”, common sense comes first. If you’re ignorant and uneducated and low-class enough to wear something vulgar and offensive in a public store, you deserve negative attention — you’re inviting it upon yourself.
Let the hate mail flow in, because I’m sure we’re making fun of this waste of human space because of his financial status, according to them. These are probably the same liberals who demand personal rights to do and express as they please without consideration to how others may see it. I certainly wouldn’t want my daughter to see this and ask about the new colorful words she just learned. Nobody on this site makes comments about physical disability or financial status, we’re commenting on the ignorant trash who don’t feel they have a responsibility to be decent in public.
These people should be executed. I see he apparently has a wife — she looks like a prize heifer herself.
i have nothing against tattoos………..and i wouldn’t be afraid to get one if i wanted one. but not having one doesn’t make me a pussy, while wearing an offensive t-shirt in public DOES make you a dickwad.
WalMart doesn’t allow explicit lyrics in the music they sell and they don’t sell what they classify as ‘pornography’, but they allow this to shop there.
What a bunch of hypocrites and yet another reason they’ve received my last dollar.
sure mother effer…are you paying for it??
am i the only person that finds it strange that they sell sanitized versions of music with the curse words blanked out (eminem, nelly, etc) but they allow customers to walk around with shirts such as this on? at least i’m going to take the music out of the store before i listen to it….so other shoppers don’t have to hear it. everyone has to see this guy’s shirt.
i guess there is money in selling sanitzed music, but no money in enforcing a decency rule in your stores…….what hypocrites….
@dan….executed is a little strong. maybe taken out side and have their ass whipped, yes.
Some people mentioned that that might be his wife pushing the cart. I’m guessing that by the way he’s clinging on to it for security that its realy his mom!
Good thing I already have tats. This guy is really (not) scary
tattoos are for girls who just turned 18.
Thank you John! I have been friends with several bikers. We met through leather repair. Very nice, down-to-earth people, some with 9 to 5 jobs, 2.4 kids and and suburban homes. A lot of them do charity rides for local causes in my area. I have no beef with them. Just the rebels that want to take freedom of speech and shove their four-letter-words in childrens’ faces and think it’s okay.
I was in my 30′s when I finally decided to get my tattoo. When I get the money, I want my favorite horse’s name and dates added to the one I have. She taught me most of what I know about horses and I miss her dearly. She was with me 21 years. That’s a long time to have a member of your family and then lose them. My daughter is now the horse lover and equestrian as I am now disabled and can no longer ride. If she has children, I hope they learn to love and ride like she does. Tattoos are personal. MYOB
I hate douche bags who wear shirts like this ’cause their too much of a pussy to make the statement verbally. Twat.
i’ll get a tattoo if you get an education.
Josephus Flavius (Jewish Commentator)
This is obviously reason enough for Walmart to implement an indoor tatoo department.
Soooooo, lack of ink makes one a “pussy” does it?
Both my grandfathers, one who died in his late 80s, another who’s in his 90s and still active, lived through WWII – one an air combat veteran from day one who after mustering out raised two good sons, took care of a mentally ill wife, managed to pay off every vehicle/home he ever purchased through a minimum wage factory job AND control adult onset diabetes for over 30 years through exercise and diet… um… no ink…
The other, despite his 4-F status during the same war, held down dirty, dangerous jobs such as prison guard and/or fireman so that healthier men who could pass military physicals could go and fight DESPITE sometimes being so ill he was hospitalized at times no thanks to chronic illnesses gained during a childhood in spent brutal poverty without the safety net of Welfare, all the while supporting a wife and three children. After the war that same frail man continued to work at a minimum wage job and still pay for his house and vehicles, support those kids, sending at least one off to University WITH NO LOANS, and who took up a second career as a steeple painter after his well-earned retirement because he was BORED, who even as he was dying of cancer ten years ago saw to it that his wife, my grandmother, was settled in a new, elderly-friendly house with clear title to EVERYTHING so that she wouldn’t have to go through the ordeal of probate after he died when he could have just lay down quietly and died… um… no ink their either… not one drop.
And you call that being a “pussy”? Buddy, by the look of you and your attitude the worst that’s ever happened to you was somebody butted in front of you in third grade lunch line – I might be wrong, you could be a Cancer survivor – but DON’T go judging the manliness (or womanliness), the inner strength and character of of a person just because they choose/don’t choose to sport ink – it merely makes you look like what you’re accusing them of while the world laughs at you behind your back.
October 12th, 2009
A T-Shirt? You pussy! If you feel that strongly about it why don’t you have it “tattoo’d” on your back and go shirtless you “fuckin’ pussy”
you’d think anyone with balls enough to wear that shirt oughta be covered in tattoos. He’s got one that I can see, and im sure it totally sucks. GET A BETTER SHIRT, YOU FUCKIN ASSHOLE,
i have several tattoos, i like them..
does that make me look down on people who don’t? absolutely not.
people like this guy give anti tattoo people a lot more ammo..
christ, what a dumbass.
the title of this post is the funniest part.
Dude needs to mind his own fucking business.
October 13th, 2009
bogans worst nightmare
October 14th, 2009
Maybe someone put that sign on his shirt when he wasn’t looking…
October 15th, 2009
hes tough.im sure he cant satisfy his woman if he has one
October 17th, 2009
hahahaha i know someone who has that shirt
October 18th, 2009
Bet his has one…..
I knew that there always was a correlation between intelligence and obscene comments on articles of clothing. And now i have proof, I’m boosted!
he has 1 tattoo to be seen hahah
October 19th, 2009
No Thanks, I’m comfortable with pussy.
I’m surprised this guy even knows what a pussy is. Judging by that beefy arm on that donkey he’s with….he would probably need a map to show you
Now, if he had that tattooed on his arm, i might be obliged to do so.
October 23rd, 2009
Some more gems from the company that sold this gent his tee. These captions are from the women’s page:
“Eatin’ ain’t cheatin’”
“I used to be f@&king stupid but then we broke up”
“That looks just like a penis… only smaller”
“I wouldn’t f@&k you for practice”
And if you’re looking for a tee for junior:
“All daddy really wanted was a blowjob”
“I’m what happened in Vegas”
“Who sh@# in my pants?”
October 26th, 2009
Jed The Fish
Sometimes t-shirt ideas are like blog-posting. It seemed like a good idea at the time: Buddy owns a silk-screen business, they drink another 6-pack as they make the design, then print a few. And for the next several months, they try to give them out to their friends.
9 out of 10 sit around unused, then all of a sudden, there are no clean t-shirts in the house.
Either way, the guy is just a dik. I thought of trying to cut at least part of the shirt off while someone else is distracting him.
See? It brought out the mean in me. Like one hate crime begats another. Oh, controversy.
October 28th, 2009
Get a tat? Maybe convict-loser-boy should think about geting a job. He probably bought that shirt with the $20.00 they give u when you’re released from the pen.
October 29th, 2009