February 22nd, 2012
Captain Underboob
Holy mother of Mary! What made you think you could pull that off?!?! Even those fun-house mirrors wouldn’t make you look good in that outfit (if we can call it that)!
Arizona
Captain Underboob,
Holy mother of Mary! What made you think you could pull that off?!?! Even those fun-house mirrors wouldn’t make you look good in that outfit (if we can call it that)!
Arizona
Captain Underboob,
84 Comments, Comment or Ping
I don’t know how anyone manages to see something like this and not completely lose their shit and start roaring with laughter. I wish I had that kind of self control!
February 22nd, 2012
Those are some pasty white legs!
February 22nd, 2012
So did they scrape this off the road somewhere and set it loose in Wal-Mart?
February 22nd, 2012
Peek a boo-b!!! Hahahahahaha!!!!
February 22nd, 2012
God help us if she reaches for something on the top shelf! she’ll go from “Captain Underboob” to Princess “Peek-a-boob” in a spit second!
February 22nd, 2012
Underboob cleavage… Classy
February 22nd, 2012
You know how some “sexy” shirts often make it difficult to wear a bra with? Well this one isn’t one of them. It would have still been gross, but looked at least marginally better?
February 22nd, 2012
Did she shop for her clothes at “Strippers R Us”????
February 22nd, 2012
I think her cat got a hold of her shirt. Honey- invest in a mirror!!
February 22nd, 2012
Oh SBC…………great minds think alike!
February 22nd, 2012
She raided spidermans garbage can…. That is AWFUL!!!
February 22nd, 2012
She has to keep trying hard if she doesn’t want to lose her man. Take a close look ladies, would you ever want him to leave you?
February 22nd, 2012
Is that guy….
a) Her father
b) her lover
c) both
d) some random perv
e) ALL OF THE ABOVE
February 22nd, 2012
Omg! Those are not braless worthy boobies! Even the old man behind her who hasnt seen a live boob in 15 years isnt interested!!
February 22nd, 2012
For once in my life I am speechless!!
February 22nd, 2012
Wow… it’s people like this that make you look at yourself and feel MUCH better!!! Maybe she’s been watching What Not To Wear…but got confused as to which items were acceptable and which ones were ridiculously wretched!!! Stacy and Clinton…better luck next time!!!!
February 22nd, 2012
Those heels make the outfit classy..
And is that plastic where there’s no fabric?
February 22nd, 2012
“Captain Underboob”? More like Major Nasty!
February 22nd, 2012
holy shit!! god bless to person who took the picture and her for having the ladyballs to wear that outside.
February 22nd, 2012
Honestly, the shirt is only part of a much larger problem. Yellow shorts, black high heels AND red destroyed shirt only illustrate that the economy has gotten so bad that even hookers can’t dress apporiately anymore.
February 22nd, 2012
i wonder if she even has a bra thats not something ud want a lil kid to see in a store. i mean come one no one wants to see ur twins popping out under ur shirt
February 22nd, 2012
Honey you need to have a smokin hot body to pull that outfit off and I’ve got some bad news.
YOU DON’T !!!!!!!!
February 22nd, 2012
She can’t pull that off, but that guy is no prize. I’d dress like her to make him go away!
February 22nd, 2012
It would be nice if the Walmart Greeter directed her to the mirror aisle…
February 22nd, 2012
Sweet couple
February 22nd, 2012
I have to wonder what people like this really see when they look in a mirror !
February 22nd, 2012
@ ALANW – I choose d. Some Random Perv. Although Perv. obviously needs the shampoo he is so earnestly studying, I do not believe he is on that aisle for shampoo. Condoms are a few aisles over – PLEASE, PLEASE use them.
February 22nd, 2012
While on break from the strip club, a run to walmart is needed for body wash to get the smell of old men, cheap boose and dollar bills off of her !!
February 22nd, 2012
Are you referring to the woman.. or the guy behind her flashing his boob?
February 22nd, 2012
I would *really* like to believe that some of these people on here are simply dressing like a-holes *just* to hopefully wind up here, but I am unfortunately certain that these people are just inherently clueless. Why, God…why???
February 22nd, 2012
omg she cant dress herself properly. she needs stacey and clint from what not to wear to help her out there by first going to a bra store!
February 22nd, 2012
she’s proud of how nice and firm her boobs are. They don’t reach anywhere near her belly button yet!
February 22nd, 2012
Someone tell her pimp to up her allowance so she get decent hooker attire!
February 22nd, 2012
from the looks of the second pict. she cant even walk in the heels….. I think there is a little bit of desperado in her…maybe she’s looking to pick up a guy near the family planning aisle..
February 22nd, 2012
Look who raided Dennis Rodman’s closet.
February 22nd, 2012
Arizona…..evidently where old strippers go to die.
February 22nd, 2012
I am a huge fan of the underboob. HUGE fan.
This manages to take the sexy right out of it.
February 22nd, 2012
Welcome to my store babe. I like’m trashy n nasty.
February 22nd, 2012
@AlanW
Looks like someone’s child molester uncle.
February 22nd, 2012
That’s a Nip Slip waiting to happen.
February 22nd, 2012
The skinniest person would look terrible in that shirt.
February 22nd, 2012
She looks a little wobbly in those heels. I’m thinking he got her drunk and took her out to show off what a hottie he has.
February 22nd, 2012
Let me just go ahead and be the first to say, I’D HIT IT!!!
February 22nd, 2012
What a trash bucket……I think she’s letting those babies hang loose so they can pull the wrinkles out of her neck.
February 22nd, 2012
For living in Arizona…she don’t get much sun. Trashy and pastey just the way we like ‘em.
February 22nd, 2012
You can tell she used to be pretty when she was younger, but is still trying to be hot past her expiration date.
February 22nd, 2012
I’ve seen hookers on the street who wouldn’t dress like that!
February 22nd, 2012
Yup, Arizona where tastelessness falls to a whole new level and inappropriate dress is embraced whole-heartedly by those who should be wearing long sleeves and jeans…I see this kind of nastiness every day, and not just at Wal-mart.
February 22nd, 2012
“Underboob cleavage….classy.”
Hahahaha. I laughed at this comment as much as the picture.
February 22nd, 2012
I remember hosiery with runs before I worked at home but blouses????
February 22nd, 2012
ok fine. your celebrating mardi-gras. i can kinda deal with the outfit, i’ve seen worse. but damnit! wear a bra!! they arent that expensive if you know where to get them! (no matter what size….)
February 22nd, 2012
Sheer shirt…..sheer ignorance.
February 22nd, 2012
Underboob cleavage on both sides, trashy.
February 22nd, 2012
Truly ashamed to admit this is from my state!! I think some of you r right… This is where strippers come to die of clamidia or aids
February 22nd, 2012
Is that her dad? Or her boyfriend?
February 22nd, 2012
It is a shirt that you would get real cold in because it has so many holes.
February 22nd, 2012
oh geez, call the fashion police, we have another one!!!!
February 22nd, 2012
she is so pasty i thought it was just another shirt under it at first.
February 22nd, 2012
I would be all over that! I’m gettin wood lookin at this hottie!!! Mmmmmmm…… Fine ass body!!!
February 22nd, 2012
looks as though she cant even walk in those shoes
February 22nd, 2012
It looks like she could fit a roll of quarters in her belly-button.
February 22nd, 2012
I see more than just a little boobs peeking out from the front. I see some slaps peeking from the back too. I guess things are starting to heat up in Arizona.
February 22nd, 2012
Arizona: Our truckstop hookers can beat up your truckstop hookers.
February 22nd, 2012
New reality show; “The Adventures Of Skank & Ho.”
February 23rd, 2012
OMG!!! The underboob had me so distracted that I didn’t notice the belly right away….I think that thing is pregnant!
February 23rd, 2012
Hey, you got to advertise the merch if you want to sell it. Right?
There’s probably other old guys like that one with her who love that sh**!
February 23rd, 2012
and why do people not follow occupy groups? because she is the 99%. smh.
February 23rd, 2012
Whatcha gonna do brother!?!
February 23rd, 2012
What a HOT MESS! This is the stuff PoWM is made of! Thank you!
February 23rd, 2012
looks like someone drunk dressed today
February 23rd, 2012
Yet another trailer park girl thinking that she looks classy….
February 24th, 2012
I doubt she’s pregnant, just looks like a beergut coupled with terrible posture.
February 24th, 2012
If I saw this in Walmart, I would bust out laughing then have to run down another isle because I would be embarrassed for her! >.< Scary…if your boobs hang down further than your half shirt covers, then…change shirts! The strings on the bottom do not keep our attention away from your underboob cleavage. Bras are cheap at Walmart…
February 24th, 2012
Now that ASS needs a SPANKIN!!!!
February 25th, 2012
She can’t even walk in heels. Look at the picture on the right. Her left foot is twisted and her right foot is barely in the shoe.
February 25th, 2012
It looks like she found one of the rejected outfits from Cher’s if I could turn back time video.
February 26th, 2012
WHAT???? 73 comments and not 1 “I’d hit it”….she must feel like a reel loser
February 27th, 2012
It looks like she’s wearing one of those mesh bags you can buy little clementines in at the grocery store! Lol
February 27th, 2012
Aw! Nasty hookers need to shop for shampoo too!
February 29th, 2012
@Togger – Men like prime and not scraps or left overs.
March 1st, 2012
She looks like Ronald McDonalds meth head ex wife.
March 1st, 2012
I know the outfit is the focus here but I just have to say, If youll drift your attention to her left ankle, shes about to roll it and stumble.Not only can she not pull of that shirt that she thinks makes her look good, she cant pull of heels that make her think she is sexy. LOL I would have liked to see this photo one second later when her confidence gets dropped a few points.
March 3rd, 2012
Holy under boob batman!It’s Captain Lot Lizard and her side kick Wanta B Dirty Pimp
May 4th, 2012
Grant it some of these women look ridiculous,but some of them actually dont look all that bad. I mean there shopping at Walmart not in Beverly Hills. I said this before some of you guys that are making the negative comments i would like to see your girlfriends or wives. And I do know that this is what this site is about, commenting on people that are dressed inappropriatley and are just plain weird.
May 23rd, 2012
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