February 22nd, 2012
Plain White T’s
I guess I should give you partial credit for tossing the shirt on to cover up your bikini, but it doesn’t quite do the whole job. As for your man, well I don’t suppose there is much you can do to cover up those sweet jorts and that slicked back mullet.
Iowa
Plain White T's,
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I looked like that 40 years ago. Didn’t we all??
February 22nd, 2012
No pants, no shoes……no service. Oh……..she’s got on shoes.
February 22nd, 2012
She has legs that go up and make an ass of themselves! I’d hit it!
February 22nd, 2012
Is he yawning? … or screaming?
February 22nd, 2012
This look only works if you’re Tom Cruise…..in you’re living room…in 1983!!!
February 22nd, 2012
Woooooow. Yaw always have such funny things to say about all the horribly dressed people on here but all I can say is what comes out of my mouth when my jaw drops. I think she should have been stopped at the door and told to go home and put pants on :l
February 22nd, 2012
Whole new definition to the term “Graphic Tee”
February 22nd, 2012
Oh this pic reminds me so much of the 80′s movie “Splash” with Tom Hanks. The lady even has the same hair.
February 22nd, 2012
Either the picture is blurry or people eyes are…. this is not hot!!
February 22nd, 2012
I’m trying to laugh at this pic, but my chubby won’t let me.
February 22nd, 2012
She’s got the legs and ass to pull that look off !!!!!!
February 22nd, 2012
shopping in the wal-mart swingers section
February 22nd, 2012
Better her than some 300 lb rhinoceros in a string bikini.
February 22nd, 2012
Both of them are employed By Walmart…The Clothes they have on are the new Walmart uniforms…He ia training her on how to hang up garments properly!
February 22nd, 2012
What I can’t believe is they let people come in the store dressed like this-is there a policy? I guess shirt and shoes required is literal.
February 22nd, 2012
she has no pants on! i dont care what you look like if your gonna go out cover yourself up!
February 22nd, 2012
high heels, bikini, and over-sized t-shirt combined with really bad hair = tacky but not I-can’t-believe-my-eyes…at least not with her figure.
February 22nd, 2012
I’m afraid that I have to call “Staged” on this one.
February 22nd, 2012
But she followed the white trash rules of dressing up fancy like in public and made sure to bleach that hair til it’s crispy and put on some heels. You know, just to make it special like.
February 22nd, 2012
I think he forgot his shorts so she made him put hers on not realizing that her entire ass was pretty much hanging out. Now, which one was the lessor evil?
February 22nd, 2012
Looks like they were enjoying a day outside and decided to make a run to Walmart. IMHO, not that bad, and u know there’s some baaad stuff on this site, LOL.
February 22nd, 2012
They are going to Lake Michigan swimming and stopped to get some lunch.
February 22nd, 2012
My question is why are people wearing bathing suits in Iowa in February. I live in the south and we haven’t even made it there yet?
February 22nd, 2012
@T-Bome… THAT is one reason I called it Staged
February 22nd, 2012
No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service… It said nothing about pants… besides it was hot outside, you cant be expected to wear pants EVERYday!
February 22nd, 2012
IS she wearing a bikini??? Not that it bothers me either way. ;-}
February 22nd, 2012
I agree with the staged part…well I hope so. I sincerely hope this isn’t her underwear I see. Haven’t they heard of changing rooms in Iowa?
February 22nd, 2012
I would have tried to get in closer and get the upshirt shot. She’s got a nice pair of cheeks.
February 22nd, 2012
this is bs, we need a better picture. if we can get damn near a hd picture of the blob running amuck around the store, i think we coulda got a better shot of this.
February 22nd, 2012
nice butt….i’d hit it…at least from behind…gotta figure if she’s him she can’t look to good from the front…got that hair style to distract your eyes from that grille I’m sure…
but hey …put a rebel flag over her face and do it for revenge!!!
February 22nd, 2012
If you know the band Plain White T’s, you’ll get this…
Hey there Delilah, what’s it like to not wear pants…. I’m seven aisles away from you, from here you sure look pretty, yes you do…
February 22nd, 2012
so she put on the shirt and he put on her shorts?
February 22nd, 2012
Seeing as how it is 57 in Iowa one can only assume she is from out of Switzerland and has come to enjoy the warmer climate.
February 22nd, 2012
Wow! Dee Snider has really lost weight!
February 22nd, 2012
It might not be staged… it has been really warm in Iowa this winter. Mind you, warm for us is freezing for everyone else.
February 22nd, 2012
Anybody else having trouble this pic fogging up on the monitor?
February 22nd, 2012
Who cares about the dude!!! Judging from the back, looks fine to me.
February 22nd, 2012
Rory’s right….it’s supposed to hit 51 here this afternoon. She’s been working on her tan…..
February 22nd, 2012
Not too shabby, looks a lot better than 99% of the bottom biscuits here.
February 22nd, 2012
This is one of them reali-tee shows. Sons and Daughters of Walmarky.
February 22nd, 2012
Fader
BUGGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZAY! YO A VOOMAN?
February 22nd, 2012
It’s a BIG assumption to suggest that every picture on this site was taken in the same month it is presented to us, the refined and classy designated critics.
February 22nd, 2012
What is she doing with him?
February 22nd, 2012
Isn’t kinda too cold to be dressed like this? It looks stupid, even if it’s summer.
But still.
February 22nd, 2012
Just want to bang on that drum all day….
February 22nd, 2012
Nice ASSets if you catch my drift.
February 22nd, 2012
Hey there Delilah…go put some pants on for crying out loud…
February 22nd, 2012
He’s try to patiently explain to her what “pants” look like.
February 22nd, 2012
I got some gravy to go with that nice set of biscuits, some man gravy.
February 22nd, 2012
Looks like he has the Nero of Rome hair cut.
February 23rd, 2012
All I can say is, WOW!!!
February 23rd, 2012
Seen a lot worse on this site! This is almost a non-event!!!!
February 23rd, 2012
Seen a lot worse on this site! This is almost a non-event!!!! And who’s to say this was taken this month? Could have been shot last summer for all we know!
February 23rd, 2012
This is why we love TPOW so much!!
February 23rd, 2012
I DON’T FIND IT HARD TO MASTURBATE TO THIS PICTURE.
February 23rd, 2012
A woman will always accentuate her best feature, this photo tells me she’s a butter face.
February 23rd, 2012
BAM BAM!! Yeah, I’d hit that again and again!!
February 23rd, 2012
Dang, I can smell the cigarette smoke, beer breathe and failure from here…
February 23rd, 2012
She’s hot….He’s not…….end of story here.
February 23rd, 2012
I would be so tempted to spank that…in public…at Walmart.
February 23rd, 2012
hittin up the denim for their next white snake tour. next on the list… PBR and bandanas
February 23rd, 2012
He’s wearing her shorts!
February 23rd, 2012
Dang, I wish I had legs like that, she can keep the over processed hair though…
February 23rd, 2012
Nice legs!! Not a bad butt either!
February 23rd, 2012
I wouldn’t use butter on those bottom biscuits…I’d go for the non-dairy spread.
February 23rd, 2012
White T as in Tramp…
February 23rd, 2012
So, what’s worse, her coming in with no pants or some 400lb dude with no shirt? I’ve seen worse in stores than her…….no biggie.
February 23rd, 2012
Yeah like that kid who squatted down to let his whole ass hang out
February 23rd, 2012
This is @ the sioux city walmart and this chick comes in a bikini all the time except for when she wears her tight dresses. Thought it was great at first but if only you could see her face in this pic, cause she’s hound dog ugly! so unfair. But definitely not a staged photo, these two ride around on a harley with her dressed in a bikini and high heels. White trash to the fullest!
February 23rd, 2012
@ BOLTS: Guess the T is for Trash, then…
February 24th, 2012
Ahahaha looks like us iowans have more white trash then we thought
February 24th, 2012
all youse guys who say you’d hit that, better hope she doesn’t have a butter face…..*hands you a paper bag in case*
February 24th, 2012
I’ve got 2 paper bags right here…”Wassup baby?”
February 24th, 2012
Looks like she’s trying to hold in a fart
February 25th, 2012
I would hit it. If she is a butter face I guess I will only have to look at the back of her head. LOL
February 25th, 2012
at least she has a great looking behind =)
February 27th, 2012
Kinda hot for a scrawny bitch hottie crack whore??
February 28th, 2012
This is a horrible photoshop crop… She had capris on or something and someone cropped an ass on it. Look at the picture. c’mon guys….
February 29th, 2012
skinny legs, no hips, awkward stance, taller than the other one, big hands broad shoulders. That’s a dude you guys are willing to hit. Just sayin’.
March 24th, 2012
I recognize these people. seriously. She’s actually wearing more clothes here than usual.
April 14th, 2012
This pic is is censored compared to what they wear to the bar. If you are ever in South Sioux City, Ne on a Friday night go to Fatty’z bar and you will see what I mean. This pic gives me chills just thinking about it.
April 27th, 2012
@AlanW Sorry to tell you but its not staged and fyi, our Febuary was hot. So.. check your facts. Your just upset you dont have a body like hers and she is my family. I promise you this is not staged one bit. She dresses like this all the time!
May 20th, 2012
I wish she would have left the Tee off.
May 23rd, 2012
I live in Sioux City, IA where these two people live. This is very NOT STAGED! This lady walks around in her bikini and heels everywhere they go…she never wears clothes. And to all of you who say you’d hit…You wouldn’t if you saw her face:) Butterface!
June 19th, 2012
This is totally not staged. This couple really does go to Fatty’z bar and you’d be lucky to catch her in this amount clothes. She really wears little to nothing most of the time. Ive heard that he picks out her clothes, and she has no choice but to wear them. Just for the record, NASTY NASTY NASTY!
June 28th, 2012
This woman is actually a mail order bride in Sioux City, IA. She is actually required to dres very scantily year round. She looks good from far away but up close, oh hell no!!!!!!
September 28th, 2012
For all those that believe this is a staged picture i promise you it is not. His name is Bob Rasmussen and he lives is Sioux City and he picks out her clothes because he likes the way guys look at her but also yells at her when they hit on her. He buys all of her clothes for her and trust me she doesn’t look at all hott from the front side. They both have bad substance abuse problems.
October 28th, 2012
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