February 23rd, 2012
WWIB: Dudes In Daisy Dukes
If you would have told me that eventually we would have an all male short shorts and boots edition of “Who Wears It Better?”, I probably would have actually believed you because I’ve seen some weird shit sent into our site over time, but I’m guessing you guys probably didn’t see it coming. So, who ya got, yellow submarine or square dance underpants?
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WWIB: Dudes In Daisy Dukes,
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square dance underpants all the way. smokin!
February 23rd, 2012
A big bag of brightly colored dog food would catch my eye before either of these two fashionistas
February 23rd, 2012
Gotta go with the guy on the left for a few reasons:
1. Fluorescent-paste-colored legs.
2. Extreme clothing-color foul. Baby blue shorts? Really?
3. He’s creeping me out by having his arm around a similarly-booted girl who looks to be at least a foot and a half shorter than he is.
February 23rd, 2012
“Banana wedgie shorts.”
February 23rd, 2012
I guess these two cupcakes don’t understand the downside (looking really stupid) to being in touch with your feminine side.
February 23rd, 2012
The guy in yellow just came off an Alp, I think…..
February 23rd, 2012
Britney’s really left herself go lately……….
February 23rd, 2012
For starters…..THESE ARE NOT DAISY DUKES!!!!!
February 23rd, 2012
First I think you need a fashion lesson as neither of these two men are wearing daisy dukes. Obviously you have no clue as to what daisy dukes are. Second, I see nothing wrong with these shorts. They cover their ass…sets
and aren’t even that short. What I would have found more disturbing are the oversized Basketball shorts that hang below the waist and showcase some poor souls underwear. No one wants to see your shorts so pull up those pants already. Though these two aren’t fashionable, at least their clothed!
February 23rd, 2012
Why in the hell are they both wearing boots with their ensembles? Like is that a requirement for them, to wear hooker boots with their short shorts? SO GROSS!
February 23rd, 2012
OK Seriously one of these guys is hiding a banana guess which one???
February 23rd, 2012
Ew. My kids call this “weather confused” boots and short-shorts. lol
February 23rd, 2012
The guy on the left is wearing Cowboy boots, far worse(while still not good) than the guy on the right. Boots and Shorts are a never, however Cowboy boots take it to a new level of OMG!
February 23rd, 2012
4 words: HI. LAR. I. OUS.
February 23rd, 2012
I’m worried for square dance man’s daughter…
February 23rd, 2012
Please Please send me their addresses…I would take out a loan to buy these men a mirror.
February 23rd, 2012
Does anyone know why the sheep herders wear rubber boots?
February 23rd, 2012
Pretty sure that’s Foxworthy
February 23rd, 2012
This is a tough one. Yellow submarine clearly has MUCH better legs, and square dance underpants clearly has MUCH better mullet. I think I gotta go with Capt. Underpants… just because it’s underpants worn as outerwear. That trumps banana yellow wedgie.
February 23rd, 2012
I vote for Sponge Bob ….
February 23rd, 2012
NOT Daisy Dukes, those babies are NUT-HUGGERS or GRAPE SMUGGLERS! (like the UPS guys are stuck wearing in the summer)
February 23rd, 2012
OK, Daisy Dukes are jeans that are cut off to make shorts…only a bit too short, so that the cheeks are hanging out. I believe you have been referring to that also as biscuit bottoms. While these are unattractive, and a bit clinging, Dukes they ain’t.
Although I have to say this new trend of guys wearing boots with shorts is disturbing on it’s own. GUYS…This just AIN’T right. Stop doing it, you look like Deliverence rejects.
And for ohiodemon….I think that’s probably the guy’s daughter…at least I would hope so. If not Dateline should be following this dude.
February 23rd, 2012
I agree with the many other comments….Those ARE NOT DAISY DUKES! I see no but cheeks hanging out. And the guy on the left looks like he forgot any kind of pants all together and is wearing boxer briefs. Although they are both shorty shorts and not something any man/boy should wear, daisy dukes they are not.
JABLOWME is correct ….nut-hugers they are! ewwwww!
February 23rd, 2012
square dance? they aren’t wearing under pants.
February 23rd, 2012
Didn’t know onesies came in that size
February 23rd, 2012
just …….. weird
February 23rd, 2012
They are getting ready to go swimming and they have to get some stuff for a good lunch.
February 23rd, 2012
Getto Bozo
February 24th, 2012
Oh dear God, I don’t think the guy on the left is wearing white opaque tights….
February 24th, 2012
Is that the Construction worker from the Village People?
February 24th, 2012
The guy on the right is searching for Curious George…
February 24th, 2012
This year males will not wear sandals
Not even Lynn of Staten Island who does have a dick
Heh Fini
February 24th, 2012
I would never go out with Lynn of Staten Island. She hes don’t appeal to men.
Just saying.
February 24th, 2012
Isn’t that Bruce Jenner on the left? His cross dressing style is going down hill.
February 24th, 2012
Its a close one, but I think yellow’s hair and backpack put him in first place.
February 24th, 2012
Square dance underpants for one reason.If he is 5′-6″ then he is probably married to a midget,who is standing next to him.I always wanted to be married to a midget.
February 24th, 2012
Square dance underpants has my vote. I think this is actually an old photo of Billy Ray and Miley Cyrus.
February 24th, 2012
where does wal-mart find all these weirdos?
February 24th, 2012
Do we really have to go down this road? Yecchhhh!
February 24th, 2012
ok my turn lol! boot scootin boogie on the left is in his boxer briefs. wow really? bet he had to much Lone Star Beer to drink last night n just dont know where he left his pants! i bet he has a mullet to boot! and im thinking his shirt has pearl buttons! that puts him light years ahead of yellow weggie man!
February 24th, 2012
When they planned to go out, they must have talked to each other (like females do) so they could coordinate their outfits & both wear their boots.
February 24th, 2012
the big Chiquita wins
February 24th, 2012
Only one word; disgusting!
February 24th, 2012
If that’s not his his daughter on the left, we DO have a serious perv alert to put out. If it IS his daughter, that means he’s breeding, and that concerns me too.
February 25th, 2012
It’s Don Cornelius shopping for ammo
February 25th, 2012
Is that Borat on the right?
February 25th, 2012
Wow, is the cowboy booted buy even alive? I’ve seen bodies pulled out of frozen lakes that had more color. his skin is like gray or discolored. Gross!
February 25th, 2012
yummy!!!
February 25th, 2012
Guy on the left should see a doctor, his legs are so pale they’re glowing… Or perhaps he’s attempting to look like a vampire or zombie? Either way, Epic Fail to him. I’d be embarrassed to be his daughter. The guy in yellow is better, however he should get rid of the clown hair style.
February 27th, 2012
The guy with the boots! The backpack and the boots really help to tie the outfit together!
February 27th, 2012
Must get to Walmart and get more Clorox for my eyeballs! I hope neither one of them is still there.
February 28th, 2012
I’m pretty sure square dance underpants is with his wife…..scary.
March 2nd, 2012
Umm.. is this a child molestation in progress?
March 6th, 2012
So very many possibilities with these two…i just don’t know where to start with these straight-up hot messes!
That being said, the “barn boots” put Yowza Yeller right over the top–wow!
Are these people TRYING to get on your website for Pete’s sake?!
April 19th, 2012
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