Poke Her With Your Lightsaber



I know it’s tough to see through the fog, but if you look closely you might be able to spot a couple of nerds…On a related note, do you think George Lucas has any idea of how many sex lives he has ruined?

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  1. Unknownxsoldier

    Fake and lame

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    February 25th, 2012

  2. BrothaBob

    Like they would have had sex lives with or without Star Wars…….

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    February 25th, 2012

  3. MAT

    FIRST!!

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    February 25th, 2012

  4. david hall

    there can be only one!!!!!!!

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    February 25th, 2012

  5. dude

    part of me thinks this is awesome, part of me is embarassed for them

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    February 25th, 2012

  6. Will

    If you only knew the power of the Rollback deal. Join me, and together we can rule Lawn & Garden as father and son.

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    February 25th, 2012

  7. alftuba

    Do you think George Lucas has any idea of how many sex lives he has MADE TOTALLY AWESOME?!?!?!!

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    February 25th, 2012

  8. KJ

    *heavy Darth Vader breathing*
    “Luke….I am your paw-paw.”

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    February 25th, 2012

  9. Black Friday: Return of the Wal*Mart Sales (2012)

    This year’s black friday preview will top last year’s pepper spray incident by including lightsabers, but wait…that is just the preview! Stay tuned for more teaser photos!

    This pic is hilarious…I had to come up with something for it haha

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    February 25th, 2012

  10. Snake Eyes

    Too fat for Spartacus or Highlander.

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    February 25th, 2012

  11. Netjnke

    Not PoWM worthy.

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    February 25th, 2012

  12. A Nerd

    Nerds have better sex lives than “normal” people, because we have IMAGINATION! Just ask my wife if you don’t believe me…

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    February 25th, 2012

  13. thingamajig

    I agree with ALFTUBA. The Narrator got it wrong. The Star Wars saga, along with its many other merits, contributed greatly to enhancing sex and keeping it from becoming “ho hum”.

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    February 25th, 2012

  14. Jack

    Luke…I am your paw-paw.

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    February 25th, 2012

  15. Lee M

    I’m pretty sure Mr. Lucas knows that he hasn’t ruined any sex lives.

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    February 25th, 2012

  16. Jen

    Meanwhile Bobby Jr. is at home waiting for his toys that mom and dad went to pick up at Wal-mart 3 hours ago….

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    February 25th, 2012

  17. Popan@tor

    I saw Star Wars 3D with my friend Scott! This reminded me of that.

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    February 25th, 2012

  18. One is a chick, I think…so at least they have each.other for their nerdy.roleplay sex

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    February 25th, 2012

  19. Netjnke

    Definately staged … everything is too ‘perfect’

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    February 25th, 2012

  20. cassie

    I wouldn’t say it was staged….it might be, but it could also be that someone in their group had the fore site to take a pic and post it here.

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    February 25th, 2012

  21. They look too old to be playing with “light sabers”. Therefore it means they are ignorant white trash!

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    February 25th, 2012

  22. JayDubIII

    Time for you two to get a life…..

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    February 25th, 2012

  23. Slop Jar Magoo

    Bend over and I’ll enlighten you!!!!!

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    February 25th, 2012

  24. Jessica

    You know… most people love star wars and it doesn’t make you a lonely, sexless nerd. This picture was mildly funny until you threw that out there, but the tactless, untrue stereotype just made it offensive and lame.

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    February 25th, 2012

  25. Cynic

    George Lucas only knows his own sexlife has blown thru the roof!

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    February 25th, 2012

  26. Looks like fun.

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    February 25th, 2012

  27. branetheory

    You’re NEVER too old! I would do this!

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    February 25th, 2012

  28. Rowan

    If you’re trying to make a living off the internet, it’s probably bad business sense to keep insulting nerds.

    Just sayin’.

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    February 25th, 2012

  29. Deanna

    They were beautiful, these nerds in the mist…

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    February 25th, 2012

  30. Retina Burn

    I agree with Branetheory! & What does playing with light sabers have to do with being white trash? That doesnt even make sense. Sounds like someone needs to get out & have some fun! Live a little! What’s it hurting?

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    February 26th, 2012

  31. Malesandalwearersarehated

    9 “males” here still wear sandals lalala
    This spring YOU WILL BE SHAMED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    February 26th, 2012

  32. Malesandalwearersarehated

    Rick Santorum said Men should not wear sandals
    Mitt Romney said Men should not wear sandals
    Elvis Presley said Men should not wear sandals

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    February 26th, 2012

  33. BrobmanZ

    He can swing his lightsaber rapidly but he can’t swing his sword rapidly! His fatness blocks his sword from swinging correctly!

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    February 26th, 2012

  34. toeachhisown

    The Force is strong in these two.

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    February 26th, 2012

  35. JAG

    @TOEACHHISOWN – can’t stand it any longer – Wanna play?

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    February 26th, 2012

  36. Simulated Sanity

    Light saber? Yeah I’ve got your light light saber right HERE…

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    February 26th, 2012

  37. Simulated Sanity

    Okay, okay…. so my light saber’s just a glow-in-the-dark comdom.
    Potayto, potahto…
    whatever.

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    February 26th, 2012

  38. Secsay gurl

    Lightsabers belong in adult video and toy stores. Thts what 90% of thm r used for anyway.

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    February 26th, 2012

  39. PPLWATCHER

    Come over to the Walmart Side…

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    February 26th, 2012

  40. shut up nerds

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    February 26th, 2012

  41. branetheory

    @Retina Burn – We need to take What The? out for a few beers……

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    February 26th, 2012

  42. Malesandalwearersarehated

    Ah Puccio ah Segalo
    Ransfer ransfer
    Get me oudda here
    Ransfer ransfer
    Can’t wait anudder year

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    February 27th, 2012

  43. dragon gurl

    Disgrace to star wars…….

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    February 27th, 2012

  44. Spanky McStupid

    ”The dumb is strong in these two…”

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    February 27th, 2012

  45. Maverick

    C’mon, that’s just awesome!!!

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    February 27th, 2012

  46. lame

    Eh I love star wars and star trek and I have a kid and a wife. I think the editor here just mad that there penises are obviously bigger then his

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    February 28th, 2012

  47. toeachhisown

    @JAG

    That depends….what do you have in mind?

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    February 28th, 2012

  48. I see Bubbah Wonkenobee taught you well! The farce is really strong in you Lou Skywalker!

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    February 29th, 2012

  49. JAG

    maybe we could compare reaction times on the tree

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    February 29th, 2012

  50. debbie

    If this is the worst Minnesota can come up with we must be pretty normal compared to our southern cousins. Now that is a freak show

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    March 3rd, 2012

  51. Austin

    Haha this was actually taken for a high school theater project
    It turned out really good. Plus people actually enjoyed the show:) George Lucas didn’t ruin my sex life. He made it 10 times better!:P

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    March 6th, 2012

  52. Lex

    I must be one of those geeks. I have a lightsaber, makes noise and everything. I’ve done some pretty epic battles with my boyfriend…and my sex life is amazing. As far as I’m concerned, George…has allowed the geeks and nerds to come out of hiding, not ruined sex life. And it’s places like this that put them back INTO hiding. And before the masses think I’m some fat ugly chick…I’m 5’2, 120 lbs and I’d go for average looks. Thank you very much.

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    March 9th, 2012

  53. negrodamus

    Don’t get this at all. First off, nerds get laid like crazy. Wake up. Secondly, this is totally bad@$$

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    March 11th, 2012

  54. John C

    That looks fun AND cool as HECK! I dare say I’d be out there doing the SAME THING with one of my friends at
    two in tha’ morning! ALSO, I’ve got some NEWS for you
    “Anti-Nerdists” out there! There’s A WHOLE BUNCH MORE of “US Nerds” then there are of YOU “Perfectly Normal” People in the World! (Thank God!) Or this would be a VERY
    BORING PLACE to live! Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to “play with MY Lightsaber” for awhile…

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    March 15th, 2012

  55. hot sexyemogirl

    thats my friend heather and her bf they r so cute together

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    March 15th, 2012

  56. jimmie john

    WOW you people are so mean thats me and my cousin in the pic and its not fake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    May 8th, 2012

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