February 24th, 2012
Mom Jorts
Oh snap! They make mom jeans into jorts now? My day just improved more than you could possibly imagine! Now that I think about it, something like that making my day makes me kinda sad. So I guess I’m back to square one.
Kentucky
Mom Jorts,
87 Comments, Comment or Ping
She is looking F-I-N-E fine! Too bad we weren’t relation seeing how she is from Kentucky! My chances are slim to none!
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February 24th, 2012
Although I could make a run for the border if she would agree to meet me!
February 24th, 2012
Doesn’t she FEEL her butt hanging out?
February 24th, 2012
@Craig… you really need to raise your standards! unless that was sarcasm, then LoL
February 24th, 2012
OMG, I don’t even let my daughters wear crap like that. Apparently she didn’t look at her backside before leaving the house. YKES!
February 24th, 2012
I wonder if she could squeeze those butt cheeks a lil bit tighter.
February 24th, 2012
I dont even want to know what the front view looks like.
February 24th, 2012
not POWM worthy!
February 24th, 2012
Ewww! Her ass is eating her jorts!
February 24th, 2012
Well, if she gets run over by a 400-lb Walcreature on a scooter, her shorts will act as a tourniquet until the EMT’s arrive. No danger.
February 24th, 2012
yummy!
February 24th, 2012
as I always say, that can’t possibly be comfortable. dumb woman…who goes out looking like that?
February 24th, 2012
That’s past the use by date.
February 24th, 2012
Lookin as fine as a used pair of Wranglers can look…
February 24th, 2012
Her back is all sweaty………
February 24th, 2012
Sorry, I really don’t see anything wrong here.
February 24th, 2012
She probably rocked those shorts back in the day.
February 24th, 2012
All the biscuit sitings lately are quantitative proof that global warming is real. If this is what they’re wearing in February, god help us in July.
February 24th, 2012
looks like she is just modeling the jeans version of the Hanes ad next too her
February 24th, 2012
Todays shopping exerience is brought to you by the letter W
February 24th, 2012
Um, why is her back wet? Is she sweating just looking through clothes? Wow…seriously?
February 24th, 2012
Some asked “who goes out like that? “. Why people that shop at WalMart…duh..
February 24th, 2012
$2 says that’s a dude. Otherwise this picture is less than PoWM worthy. You see nothing but ass in Texas, so NBD.
February 24th, 2012
O M G.. Have you ever seen a flatter ass in your life!!!!
February 24th, 2012
ohhhhh… want to touch the hiney
February 24th, 2012
I’d tap that so hard if it were a keg I’d lose my deposit!
February 24th, 2012
She says “I will look like the lady on the box.”
February 24th, 2012
Personally, I think she looks pretty damn good. DAMN GOOD!!
February 24th, 2012
Give ya a dollar to reach up there and pull those out
February 24th, 2012
Looks like those jorts were painted on…Kentucky will end up using this photo as their next “wish you were here” post card…
February 24th, 2012
apparently there are too many friends and family that LIE! TRUTH HURTS but so does looking at this!
February 24th, 2012
Hey! 1982 called to say that Hane’s ad is NOT
a mirror..
February 24th, 2012
please put something on kids dont need to see all that or anyone eles for that matter!! GROSSSSS
February 24th, 2012
I would hate to see the CAMELTOE the front reveals!
February 24th, 2012
On my Walmart scale that only registers on a good day maybe a 5 at best.
Nothing either really good or offensive with this one.
February 24th, 2012
This is nothing near as bad as so many of the other pics and postings. That is a nice butt in those jeans and the legs are great. We have all seen far worse in public.
February 24th, 2012
wow…i think my man parts just got bigger
February 24th, 2012
Kinda liking this one. I think I am going to push my cart up and down this aisle a few times; slowly.
February 24th, 2012
Artkittie Q: who goes out looking like that? A: the ones that get laid.
February 24th, 2012
She looks pretty damned good for a walmartian. I would have no qualms about buttering her bisquits and having her for lunch.
February 24th, 2012
@ MICHAEL W——————-Wow…i think my man parts just got bigger
Really? where did you get them? whose are they?
February 24th, 2012
I think the sweat mark down her back completes the look! lol!
February 24th, 2012
@ Fly on the Wall
She is still rocking those shorts. That is a very nicely shaped bottom and legs.
February 24th, 2012
I’ve said it before, and i’ll say it again: tight pants and shorts like this are the only things that make going to walmart worth the time
February 24th, 2012
Come on people, can’t you see she is multi-tasking?? Kegel’s while shopping!!!
February 24th, 2012
cl-ass-y
February 24th, 2012
Even though she basically crammed her shorts up her cooch and her ass crack to get it to look like this, I’m pretty sure we’ve all seen things 100x’s worse!!!
February 24th, 2012
Is that called an “elephant toe”?
February 24th, 2012
This makes the Whore Greeter’s day happy. I loves me some skanky MILFs.
February 24th, 2012
Just because you *can* cram your ass into the shorts you wore 20 years, three kids, and 45 fewer pounds ago doesn’t mean you *should*…
February 24th, 2012
she has a sexy ass would love to see that in walmart
February 24th, 2012
Fail, this woman is certainly no walcreature, she looks mighty fine in my eyes!
February 24th, 2012
More like “straggly-haired meth skank with who smells like an ashtray” jorts.
February 24th, 2012
Actually – she doesn’t look too bad.
February 24th, 2012
Mom doesn’t look bad in jorts right there, but I’ve seen worse!
February 24th, 2012
That’s some sweet butt meat!
February 24th, 2012
Nothing wrong here-looks just fine
February 24th, 2012
Well, Daisy Duke is in her 50′s now.
February 25th, 2012
Actually that’s no where close to being “bad!” She’s not hanging out on this side anyway! Yeah she has a bit of a spread but at least if waking up from a drunk and you are spooning it you’re not going to panic until you see the front! Then it’s panic time if you get the sudden urge to chew off the arm that’s under her!
February 25th, 2012
I find it annoying when people make up stupid words because either they think these words are cute or because they are too lazy to type out one extra word. Would anyone actually say the word “jorts” in conversation?
February 25th, 2012
I find it quite annoying when people make up stupid words either because they think its cute or because they are too lazy to type one more word. Would anyone actually say “jorts” in a conversation???
February 25th, 2012
Oh do know, I’m telling you to fondue.
February 25th, 2012
she’s looking at the woman in the hanes add and dreaming of her glory days, aka High school. Forget it granny and keep it covered will ya?
February 25th, 2012
I bet her cooter is looking around for some air,,,
February 25th, 2012
Nice for an older lady.
February 25th, 2012
After looking at this picture again…. I would hit it.
February 25th, 2012
Blue Moon over Kentucky keep shining.
February 25th, 2012
In the words of Sheriff Buford T Justice, “Nice ass”.
February 25th, 2012
Moms are a sure thing!
February 25th, 2012
she put on weight over the winter. She is probobally not planning to keep it on. Early enough to slip into her summer wear.
February 25th, 2012
Are your standards slipping ? I mean, that’s far, far from the worst looking body I’ve seen here !
February 25th, 2012
Eh, it could be much worse. At least she’s not obese/veiny/cellulitey.
February 25th, 2012
The new fashion friendly huggies also help on those long walmart excursions when the bathroom isn’t an option…. next test drive to Florida without stopping… BTW no leaks yet.
February 25th, 2012
Lookes like her jorts are on a thong rescue mission…and failing.
February 25th, 2012
The chick on the box looks bettr.
February 26th, 2012
@Michael w., nice u have managed to grab my intrest. Yikes!! Wait a second…… Nope just my intrest. Sumone else just grabbed my ass tho.
February 26th, 2012
She looks like she’s 40+ and trying to compete with her teenage daughters. Her ass is flat and flabby and she has cellulite on her upper thighs, therefore she is not a good candidate for these shorts, but if she covered up/wore the right size she’d look okay. As is, yes, this is a Walmartian.
February 26th, 2012
I would love to stick my anaconda between her love muffins and deposit my love juice.
February 27th, 2012
I just can not understand how it’s physically possible to even put those on or gets them off?
What if she has some bad food and needs to REALLY take a dump quickly? Don’t imagine that would end well.
February 27th, 2012
If I had something jammed up my ass like that, I’d be sweating too.
February 28th, 2012
Ah yes, a post incorporating one of the stupidest over used phrases “mom jeans” (whatever the hell that means, as if they wear jeans different from everyone else) and one of the stupidest fake words “jorts”. Make it stop PLEASE!!!!
February 28th, 2012
Oh, for the love of God. Gentlemen, unless you look just as skanky as she does, PLEASE get some standards!
February 28th, 2012
@Uhave2bekiddin!- Man you ain’t lying!
To someone complaining about the word Jorts. Jorts is short for jean shorts. Get it!
February 29th, 2012
okay really person this is just WRONG and i dont think anyone else wants to see your butt GROW UP
April 22nd, 2012
Flat, but i would not turn it down.
May 23rd, 2012
where was this taken? corbin?
August 4th, 2012
In a milfish way, not bad.
October 9th, 2012
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