♫ Sing us a song you’re the piano man, sing us a song tonight. Well we’re all in the mood for some pretzels, and you’ve got those snacks to your right. ♫
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The giant jars of nuts are in case she sucks, that way you have something to throw at her
February 27th, 2012
Teehee… love the song.
We’ve got the organ – now where are the bride and groom?
Three nights only, Winnie on the Werlitzer, at the Pretzel Warehouse. Get your tickets now before they all remain available
The correct description of “playing with your organ”
Piano player in a whorehouse ?
She is the local Church organist who donate her time to help Walmart sell the rest of the already “Everyday Low Price Snacks” that were leftover from the Christmas promotion….she’s been there for 3 days…she has eaten a couple cans in effort to help sell the them before they expire…
one foot over the edge
Some of my outlaw southern relatives may belong to that church……
All of the classy joints have a pianist, Von Maur, Nordstrom and of course… Wal-mart… It’s gotta be that or that chruch lady is lost
Slop Jar Magoo
As Walmart shoppers hurried away……..Church Lady sat in a corner and played with her favorite organ.
Come for the cheap jar of pretzels, stay for the sucky song…
I brought my own organ.
I don’t see anything odd about this picture. If playing with your organ in Walmart is a crime, then I should be on death row..
Bob Hope's Ghost
The HR’s decision to do a promotion of Hockey Organ Music night over the intercomm went horribly wrong when people started to cross check each other in the aisles.
Yesterday we went to church and a lady played this and she was good. If you get to go to church you should go.
I didn’t know they made organs in China.
Oprah Winfrey said Men should not wear
Robert DeNiro said Men should not wear sandals
Elvis Presley said Men should not wear sandals
I see the cynics are out in force today.
So that’s where all the greeters went!
Dr. Van Nostrand
Those pretzels are making me thirsty!
♪ Take me out to Wal-mart, take me out with the crowd.
Buy me some generic peanuts and cracker jacks.
I don’t care if I see lots of crack. ♪
when I was a kid the priest chased me around the church until he caught me by the organ
Now THAT’S what I call service!!!
Welcome everyone, to the First United Church of Walmart. Our sermon today will be about the evils of crack…
I kinda thought I would become a Wal*Mart greeter when I retired so I didn’t have to eat cat food ALL of the time.
Now, I’m kinda thinking I want to be a Wal*Mart organ player…
February 28th, 2012
She’s saving money & living better at Walmart…
Well folks, this is the sign of the times here. Can’t play at your local mall, have to settle to play the organ at Walmar? Wow, times is bad!
February 29th, 2012
Walmart has finally opened a church! They know where the real money is!
March 1st, 2012
If I ever decide to get married at Walmart, I’m going to insist on a live organ player, too.
March 3rd, 2012