Angry Beaver



Geez, I’m amazed at how many of these big ol’ beaver tails we get sent in to us! Every time I see another one more questions just pop into my head. Right now I’m having trouble wrapping my head around how he sleeps with that thing?!?! My car has those lumbar things in the seat and they are uncomfortable as shit. I couldn’t imagine laying on my back with that big boulder digging into my back.

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Angry Beaver, 8.8 out of 10 based on 72 ratings

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  1. Ed

    That thing must smell like a wet beaver…

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  2. Matt

    Even by POWM standards this is disgusting.

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  3. Erica

    That’s disgusting.

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  4. Nexus

    If he sees his shadow on Feb 2 does that mean 6 more weeks of winter?

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  5. sara

    I think it was started out as dreads then went horribly wrong. Quick, someone get the clippers. If enough of us hold him down, maybe we can get it off his head…

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  6. shudder

    Imagine the things that could be living in that!

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  7. Tammy

    Wonder how many birds, mice or spiders live in that thing lol

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  8. jessica macchiarelli

    There is a lady who freqents the Dunkin Donuts near where I work. She’s got one like that too, steel grey. Haven’t been able to snap an unobtrusive shot yet, but I keep trying!

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  9. icy the humor

    Do you think he has extra large incisors, too?

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  10. Gail G

    Oh yeah, I wanna be close to that!! EWWWWW……..nasty!!

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  11. former intelligence person

    That has got to be a filthy, nasty, toxoic piece of $h*t

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  12. Gesika

    I can only imagine how bad that “thing” must smell!

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  13. Popan@tor

    That would be hard to comb I think.

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  14. Alison Hopkins

    I’ve never seen mange in a human before…

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  15. Kevin B

    SUPER-MULLET!

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  16. verbatim

    One confused Rasta guy……

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  17. Ashley

    All I can say is ” EWWW “

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  18. MJD

    my dog gets his hair that matted as well… usually just under his ears…. time to get the shears!

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  19. Die.eier.von.satan

    Its a bird… it’s a plane…..no. Its just a giant penis dread…..

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  20. julie ellis

    My question is “WHY, for the love of God, WHY???”

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  21. OOingle

    My only Question is WHY?!?! Oh dear lord WHY lol

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  22. Red Raider

    Someone should get out their weed trimmer and do this dumb ass a favor.

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  23. Doris

    Do they actually think that their hair looks good like that..

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  24. klberkey

    OMG! I’ve NEVER seen a dread lock that HUGE before. WTF! Why… WHY on earth would someone want to do that? That is so WRONG! Dread locks are one thing… this is an atrocity.

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  25. Twisted

    OMG Look its the first Rosta Rednneck!!

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  26. Whore Greeter

    This sickens the Whore Greeter.

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  27. Princess J

    I think it is a defense mechanism – who would take a hair sample for a drug test from THAT?!?!

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  28. Patty Benefield

    That would make a ton of Brillo pads!

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  29. Marito

    ewwww it’s got a life of its own & curves to the left…

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  30. Maidy

    I’m not all that impressed. Now if turned around and had a duck bill on his face, THAT would impress me.

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  31. Blondie

    The different colouring tells of how much humidity comes and goes (and stays in there) over the different weathers and baths (?). If someone ever chops this down they’ll discover new species of critters.

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  32. one foot over the edge

    Whore Greeter – is that a first??

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  33. Slop Jar Magoo

    If it grows a just a little longer he’ll be able to wipe his Ass with it. Just think of the savings on toilet paper.

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  34. Orly Oo

    Nvr understood the appeal of a beaver paddle and I love dreads! This is just gross.

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  35. thingamajig

    IT LOOKS LIKE HE IS ALREADY WIPING HIS A&& WITH THAT.

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  36. Angry Puppy

    Oregon State fan… Without a Doubt… GO DUCKS!!

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  37. scraphappy

    Slop Jar…..it probably smells like his ass….

    at least he has taken the time to curl the ends! Now that’s style!!!

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  38. Phendraana

    Dreadlocks: f***ing disgusting 100% of the time.

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  39. Joey Badabing

    Condoms… PLEASE USE THEM !!!!!

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  40. loki

    that’s some nappy lookin’ hair for a white boy!!!

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  41. Proof that gingers do not have souls.

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  42. Jen

    When humans and beavers mate….this is the result.

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  43. Ashley

    No woman would let him near them and he’s always heard how GOOD “Beaver” was so he decided to grow his own.

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  44. Susan

    That is just a mess. What is that curly stuff coming out of the bottom?

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  45. LisaL

    Love the curls at the bottom. Brings some class to that giant piece of shit he has attached to his head.

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  46. Cass

    Kill it with fire.

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  47. girl watcher

    Holy crap. What I couldn’t do with a power hedge trimmer right now.

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  48. LST

    To cut that mess, break out the chainsaw, or at least the hedge clippers!

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  49. walmartqueen

    Only think I want to hear around that is “zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz”

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  50. icy the humor

    is that the Beav’s brother, Wal-ly? (sorry couldn’t resist!)

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  51. BIG SHMOOEY

    Looks like the home for the 2012 International Cootie Convention!

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  52. Is this guy is running for mullet of the year or lazy ass of the year????

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  53. Armauld

    My long, thick, undreaded hair gives me a headache sometimes because it’s so heavy. Can you imagine what this feels like on your head? Oh, and the itching. *GAAA*

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  54. Larry

    Looks like an enormous caterpillar. Or perhaps the turd of a very large animal. Either way, I can’t imagine what sort of person would think this hairstyle (can you call it that?) looks good.

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  55. Damon

    i say its time for a hair cut asap

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  56. Judith

    Looks like a pile of dog poop

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  57. Lynnard

    Dude (if indeed it IS a dude), that’s a giant HAIRBALL on your head… it looks like something my cat choked up. Disgusting. (I’m convinced that most of the PoWM don’t own mirrors! Or have a clue. Pick one.)

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  58. GoDuckYourself

    OSU fight! fight! fight!

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  59. Lynnard

    Star of “Hoarding- Hairy’d Alive”

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  60. Meomy

    that is just so gross!

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  61. Gasue

    Are you sure it’s a Dude?

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  62. PaulH

    You holdem, I’ll get the hedge clippers! We’ll split the profits with all the hats we can make.

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  63. Max

    Are you sure it’s human?

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  64. Atterod

    Seriously…when do you suppose that head saw any shampoo? To get dreads, you don’t shampoo and you don’t comb or brush, only the natural oils create dreads. They are giant matts and only shaving and cutting is the way to get rid of them. Ewwwww. just ewwww. I’d hate to be around him, especially in the August heat, or a rainstorm, or downwind, or just in general be around him.

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  65. Simulated Sanity

    This is the kid that I always hoped would pass out first at the party… but he never did.
    And I wasted good money on that new pair of scissors…

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  66. Stingy Tamale

    Looks like his hair is sticking its tongue out at us

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  67. Ann

    I’d like to buy that guy/gal a drink or dozen at least until he could pass out and I could shave his head. Either that or just cut to the chase and dart his butt like a wild beast then shave away. Might take a few clipper blades but I COULD do it.

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  68. Oh Gheesh !!!!

    He had to have started to grow that mess when he was 5 or 6 years old for it to be that long & matted.

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  69. anna

    Screw the clippers , time to get out the chainsaw. That’s a hairstylists worst nightmare.

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  70. kira

    LoL i’m suddenly flashing back to the old nick show “angry beavers”
    wonder how much the front looks like one! bwa hahahahah!!!

    but seriously DISGUSTING!! BLECH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  71. ShatterMiss

    This looks icky. But has no one considered the possibility of that being a hair net?

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  72. Cynthia

    This is called a Polish Plait, Here is the Wicki explaination of it:

    The Polish plait usually results from deficient hair care. Uncombed hair becomes irreversibly entangled, forming a matted, malodorous and encrusted or sticky moist mass. It may be caused by or accompanied with lice infestation (pediculosis) and lead to inflammation of the scalp. The Polish plait is typically a (sometimes large) head of hair, made of a hard impenetrable mass of keratin fibers permanently cemented together with dried pus, blood, old lice egg-casings and dirt. The disease may be easily prevented by standard hygienic practices, such as washing and combing of the hair. Treatment involves cutting the affected hair

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  73. Netjnke

    Was that weaved on a loom?

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  74. George Johnson

    That IS nasty. I think ALL dredlocks, matts, anything like this is nasty. You can’t really wash it, and it just keep collecting, skin particles and stuff, NASTY!!

    The ONLY good thing about it, if he were to go camping, he could use it as a sleeping pad. Kinda….. Sorta….. Still nasty though.

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  75. PPLWATCHER

    It looks fake to me, which leads to another question: Why would you have something like that on your head?

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  76. ibelongtojesus

    SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME HOW THEY GET THIER HARI LIKE THAT?

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  77. Deborah

    The fast food establishment where he works must have a hell of a time finding a hair net for that bastard.

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  78. gothchiq

    Gross and unsanitary. Someone should come at his head with a weed whacker.

    IBJ, all they do is simply never wash, never comb/brush. Total neglect results in this giant disgusting mat.

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  79. energizer

    @Cynthia

    I’ve heard of that Polish Plait before, I think it was on this site. Why in the world would someone let it get to that point, unless they actually like it, thinks it makes them attractive, or for religious reasons. To me, it just defies all reason.

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    February 28th, 2012

  80. dave

    Whatever the hell that thing is, it looks like a giant version of some prehistoric insect predator hanging on that person’s back sucking brains from the back of his/her (?) skull. Giant Zombie skin-mite?

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    February 28th, 2012

  81. Michelle

    Can’t exactly say “It worked for the Beav”..that shitt ain’t working for anything, anyone, or anyplace..

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    February 28th, 2012

  82. Kathleen

    EWWWWW! Is that lice I see crawling around?

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    February 28th, 2012

  83. longarm

    Isn’t that Michael Ballard fro Full Throttle Saloon?

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    February 29th, 2012

  84. Kelley

    I guess if you are going to strive to be King Dirtbag.. you gotta go all the way.
    Damn trashy people in this country.

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    February 29th, 2012

  85. Donna-1

    There used to be a shopper with hair like this at the local Kroger. I heard he had mental illness. Now which came first? The mental illness or the hair-thing?

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    March 1st, 2012

  86. JD

    I wonder how many critters have nests in that mess.

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    March 2nd, 2012

  87. Debra

    And yet these men think they are really hot….and stranger still, is they DO actually find someone and they breed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    March 3rd, 2012

  88. Melissa

    Ew.

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    March 4th, 2012

  89. I bet if you sniffed it, your nose falls off.

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    March 4th, 2012

  90. Dai Clifton

    he’s lucky I am not behind him…I wouldn’t give it a second thought to cutting it off.

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    March 4th, 2012

  91. Squidling

    It’s actually a nasty disease you can get by not washing of combing your hair for extended periods of time called Plica Polonica. The hair shaft breaks down and the sticky, stinky inner hair shaft mats to the other hair creating a nasty, smelly mat. So gross…imagine everything that’s stuck in that nasty thing? Corn, a remote, a Playboy from 1984, a tampon?

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    March 5th, 2012

  92. pb

    I am not a violent person and have never broken any laws (except traffic),yet when I see something like this I really just want to get in line behind them while playing with scissors or a lighter.

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    March 5th, 2012

  93. Tink84

    How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood. . .well in this guys case there’s prolly alot of spliters in that thing …..ewwwwww

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    March 8th, 2012

  94. ER

    I started itching just looking at that. So gross.

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    March 9th, 2012

  95. snackcaek

    good lord, that is one of the worst polish plaits I have ever seen! People, if you are going to do dreads, please wash them regularly.

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    March 10th, 2012

  96. matt

    business on the front, beaver on the back!

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    March 13th, 2012

  97. matt

    From Wikipedia:

    The Polish plait usually results from deficient hair care. Uncombed hair becomes irreversibly entangled, forming a matted, malodorous and encrusted or sticky moist mass. It may be caused by or accompanied with lice infestation (pediculosis) and lead to inflammation of the scalp. The Polish plait is typically a (sometimes large) head of hair, made of a hard impenetrable mass of keratin fibers permanently cemented together with dried pus, blood, old lice egg-casings and dirt. The disease may be easily prevented by standard hygienic practices, such as washing and combing of the hair. Treatment involves cutting the affected hair.

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    March 13th, 2012

  98. Rhiannon

    Attention, Duelists! My hair is now a really long beaver’s tail!

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    March 26th, 2012

  99. HANNAH

    i think this guy is from asheville!! :) go asheville! woo hoo

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    April 9th, 2012

  100. Greg

    Grow your own seat back cushion; and never lose it.

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    April 12th, 2012

  101. Guinastasia

    I suppose it’s too much to hope that it’s just a wig?

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    April 15th, 2012

  102. Lala

    I don’t think I’ve ever seen a human that resembled a dog that’s never been to the groomers before. What is that..? I don’t even.. I’m not quite sure it’s hair at all. More like some brillo pads mixed with ass.

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    April 19th, 2012

  103. Jenny

    I think that guy probably folds his hair up to make a pillow at night…no back pain that way!!!

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    May 10th, 2012

  104. Dawn

    I saw this dude in walmart in north carolina also lol too funny!! i was afraid something might crawl outta that beaver tail!!

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    May 28th, 2012

  105. Dani

    OMG he was just in my store in NC on june 20th. I seen these post started in Feb. So he has had this hair for 4mths that we know of! Ewwwww

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    June 25th, 2012

  106. Miko

    That big ‘ol wad of hair gives his boyfriend something to hang on to while he sodomizes the beaver tail boy!!!

    Think about it! Why else would he grow something so utterly atrocious and ridiculous?!?

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    September 22nd, 2012

  107. GUIDO G.

    I say, soak it with a gallon of gasoline and then light it. This way, it eliminates the mess of ‘hair’, as well as any creatures, dead or alive, that are hiding in it!

    Multiple problems solved with only one simple solution!

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    September 22nd, 2012

  108. sleebus.jones

    Looks like his head is taking a shit.

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    February 7th, 2013

  109. Carmen

    It’s a condition called Plica polonica.

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    October 30th, 2013

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