February 27th, 2012
Angry Beaver
Geez, I’m amazed at how many of these big ol’ beaver tails we get sent in to us! Every time I see another one more questions just pop into my head. Right now I’m having trouble wrapping my head around how he sleeps with that thing?!?! My car has those lumbar things in the seat and they are uncomfortable as shit. I couldn’t imagine laying on my back with that big boulder digging into my back.
North Carolina
Angry Beaver,
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That thing must smell like a wet beaver…
February 27th, 2012
Even by POWM standards this is disgusting.
February 27th, 2012
That’s disgusting.
February 27th, 2012
If he sees his shadow on Feb 2 does that mean 6 more weeks of winter?
February 27th, 2012
I think it was started out as dreads then went horribly wrong. Quick, someone get the clippers. If enough of us hold him down, maybe we can get it off his head…
February 27th, 2012
Imagine the things that could be living in that!
February 27th, 2012
Wonder how many birds, mice or spiders live in that thing lol
February 27th, 2012
There is a lady who freqents the Dunkin Donuts near where I work. She’s got one like that too, steel grey. Haven’t been able to snap an unobtrusive shot yet, but I keep trying!
February 27th, 2012
Do you think he has extra large incisors, too?
February 27th, 2012
Oh yeah, I wanna be close to that!! EWWWWW……..nasty!!
February 27th, 2012
That has got to be a filthy, nasty, toxoic piece of $h*t
February 27th, 2012
I can only imagine how bad that “thing” must smell!
February 27th, 2012
That would be hard to comb I think.
February 27th, 2012
I’ve never seen mange in a human before…
February 27th, 2012
SUPER-MULLET!
February 27th, 2012
One confused Rasta guy……
February 27th, 2012
All I can say is ” EWWW “
February 27th, 2012
my dog gets his hair that matted as well… usually just under his ears…. time to get the shears!
February 27th, 2012
Its a bird… it’s a plane…..no. Its just a giant penis dread…..
February 27th, 2012
My question is “WHY, for the love of God, WHY???”
February 27th, 2012
My only Question is WHY?!?! Oh dear lord WHY lol
February 27th, 2012
Someone should get out their weed trimmer and do this dumb ass a favor.
February 27th, 2012
Do they actually think that their hair looks good like that..
February 27th, 2012
OMG! I’ve NEVER seen a dread lock that HUGE before. WTF! Why… WHY on earth would someone want to do that? That is so WRONG! Dread locks are one thing… this is an atrocity.
February 27th, 2012
OMG Look its the first Rosta Rednneck!!
February 27th, 2012
This sickens the Whore Greeter.
February 27th, 2012
I think it is a defense mechanism – who would take a hair sample for a drug test from THAT?!?!
February 27th, 2012
That would make a ton of Brillo pads!
February 27th, 2012
ewwww it’s got a life of its own & curves to the left…
February 27th, 2012
I’m not all that impressed. Now if turned around and had a duck bill on his face, THAT would impress me.
February 27th, 2012
The different colouring tells of how much humidity comes and goes (and stays in there) over the different weathers and baths (?). If someone ever chops this down they’ll discover new species of critters.
February 27th, 2012
Whore Greeter – is that a first??
February 27th, 2012
If it grows a just a little longer he’ll be able to wipe his Ass with it. Just think of the savings on toilet paper.
February 27th, 2012
Nvr understood the appeal of a beaver paddle and I love dreads! This is just gross.
February 27th, 2012
IT LOOKS LIKE HE IS ALREADY WIPING HIS A&& WITH THAT.
February 27th, 2012
Oregon State fan… Without a Doubt… GO DUCKS!!
February 27th, 2012
Slop Jar…..it probably smells like his ass….
at least he has taken the time to curl the ends! Now that’s style!!!
February 27th, 2012
Dreadlocks: f***ing disgusting 100% of the time.
February 27th, 2012
Condoms… PLEASE USE THEM !!!!!
February 27th, 2012
that’s some nappy lookin’ hair for a white boy!!!
February 27th, 2012
Proof that gingers do not have souls.
February 27th, 2012
When humans and beavers mate….this is the result.
February 27th, 2012
No woman would let him near them and he’s always heard how GOOD “Beaver” was so he decided to grow his own.
February 27th, 2012
That is just a mess. What is that curly stuff coming out of the bottom?
February 27th, 2012
Love the curls at the bottom. Brings some class to that giant piece of shit he has attached to his head.
February 27th, 2012
Kill it with fire.
February 27th, 2012
Holy crap. What I couldn’t do with a power hedge trimmer right now.
February 27th, 2012
To cut that mess, break out the chainsaw, or at least the hedge clippers!
February 27th, 2012
Only think I want to hear around that is “zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz”
February 27th, 2012
is that the Beav’s brother, Wal-ly? (sorry couldn’t resist!)
February 27th, 2012
Looks like the home for the 2012 International Cootie Convention!
February 27th, 2012
Is this guy is running for mullet of the year or lazy ass of the year????
February 27th, 2012
My long, thick, undreaded hair gives me a headache sometimes because it’s so heavy. Can you imagine what this feels like on your head? Oh, and the itching. *GAAA*
February 27th, 2012
Looks like an enormous caterpillar. Or perhaps the turd of a very large animal. Either way, I can’t imagine what sort of person would think this hairstyle (can you call it that?) looks good.
February 27th, 2012
i say its time for a hair cut asap
February 27th, 2012
Looks like a pile of dog poop
February 27th, 2012
Dude (if indeed it IS a dude), that’s a giant HAIRBALL on your head… it looks like something my cat choked up. Disgusting. (I’m convinced that most of the PoWM don’t own mirrors! Or have a clue. Pick one.)
February 27th, 2012
OSU fight! fight! fight!
February 27th, 2012
Star of “Hoarding- Hairy’d Alive”
February 27th, 2012
that is just so gross!
February 27th, 2012
Are you sure it’s a Dude?
February 27th, 2012
You holdem, I’ll get the hedge clippers! We’ll split the profits with all the hats we can make.
February 27th, 2012
Are you sure it’s human?
February 27th, 2012
Seriously…when do you suppose that head saw any shampoo? To get dreads, you don’t shampoo and you don’t comb or brush, only the natural oils create dreads. They are giant matts and only shaving and cutting is the way to get rid of them. Ewwwww. just ewwww. I’d hate to be around him, especially in the August heat, or a rainstorm, or downwind, or just in general be around him.
February 27th, 2012
This is the kid that I always hoped would pass out first at the party… but he never did.
And I wasted good money on that new pair of scissors…
February 27th, 2012
Looks like his hair is sticking its tongue out at us
February 27th, 2012
I’d like to buy that guy/gal a drink or dozen at least until he could pass out and I could shave his head. Either that or just cut to the chase and dart his butt like a wild beast then shave away. Might take a few clipper blades but I COULD do it.
February 27th, 2012
He had to have started to grow that mess when he was 5 or 6 years old for it to be that long & matted.
February 27th, 2012
Screw the clippers , time to get out the chainsaw. That’s a hairstylists worst nightmare.
February 28th, 2012
LoL i’m suddenly flashing back to the old nick show “angry beavers”
wonder how much the front looks like one! bwa hahahahah!!!
but seriously DISGUSTING!! BLECH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
February 28th, 2012
This looks icky. But has no one considered the possibility of that being a hair net?
February 28th, 2012
This is called a Polish Plait, Here is the Wicki explaination of it:
The Polish plait usually results from deficient hair care. Uncombed hair becomes irreversibly entangled, forming a matted, malodorous and encrusted or sticky moist mass. It may be caused by or accompanied with lice infestation (pediculosis) and lead to inflammation of the scalp. The Polish plait is typically a (sometimes large) head of hair, made of a hard impenetrable mass of keratin fibers permanently cemented together with dried pus, blood, old lice egg-casings and dirt. The disease may be easily prevented by standard hygienic practices, such as washing and combing of the hair. Treatment involves cutting the affected hair
February 28th, 2012
Was that weaved on a loom?
February 28th, 2012
That IS nasty. I think ALL dredlocks, matts, anything like this is nasty. You can’t really wash it, and it just keep collecting, skin particles and stuff, NASTY!!
The ONLY good thing about it, if he were to go camping, he could use it as a sleeping pad. Kinda….. Sorta….. Still nasty though.
February 28th, 2012
It looks fake to me, which leads to another question: Why would you have something like that on your head?
February 28th, 2012
SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME HOW THEY GET THIER HARI LIKE THAT?
February 28th, 2012
The fast food establishment where he works must have a hell of a time finding a hair net for that bastard.
February 28th, 2012
Gross and unsanitary. Someone should come at his head with a weed whacker.
IBJ, all they do is simply never wash, never comb/brush. Total neglect results in this giant disgusting mat.
February 28th, 2012
@Cynthia
I’ve heard of that Polish Plait before, I think it was on this site. Why in the world would someone let it get to that point, unless they actually like it, thinks it makes them attractive, or for religious reasons. To me, it just defies all reason.
February 28th, 2012
Whatever the hell that thing is, it looks like a giant version of some prehistoric insect predator hanging on that person’s back sucking brains from the back of his/her (?) skull. Giant Zombie skin-mite?
February 28th, 2012
Can’t exactly say “It worked for the Beav”..that shitt ain’t working for anything, anyone, or anyplace..
February 28th, 2012
EWWWWW! Is that lice I see crawling around?
February 28th, 2012
Isn’t that Michael Ballard fro Full Throttle Saloon?
February 29th, 2012
I guess if you are going to strive to be King Dirtbag.. you gotta go all the way.
Damn trashy people in this country.
February 29th, 2012
There used to be a shopper with hair like this at the local Kroger. I heard he had mental illness. Now which came first? The mental illness or the hair-thing?
March 1st, 2012
I wonder how many critters have nests in that mess.
March 2nd, 2012
And yet these men think they are really hot….and stranger still, is they DO actually find someone and they breed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
March 3rd, 2012
Ew.
March 4th, 2012
I bet if you sniffed it, your nose falls off.
March 4th, 2012
he’s lucky I am not behind him…I wouldn’t give it a second thought to cutting it off.
March 4th, 2012
It’s actually a nasty disease you can get by not washing of combing your hair for extended periods of time called Plica Polonica. The hair shaft breaks down and the sticky, stinky inner hair shaft mats to the other hair creating a nasty, smelly mat. So gross…imagine everything that’s stuck in that nasty thing? Corn, a remote, a Playboy from 1984, a tampon?
March 5th, 2012
I am not a violent person and have never broken any laws (except traffic),yet when I see something like this I really just want to get in line behind them while playing with scissors or a lighter.
March 5th, 2012
How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood. . .well in this guys case there’s prolly alot of spliters in that thing …..ewwwwww
March 8th, 2012
I started itching just looking at that. So gross.
March 9th, 2012
good lord, that is one of the worst polish plaits I have ever seen! People, if you are going to do dreads, please wash them regularly.
March 10th, 2012
business on the front, beaver on the back!
March 13th, 2012
From Wikipedia:
The Polish plait usually results from deficient hair care. Uncombed hair becomes irreversibly entangled, forming a matted, malodorous and encrusted or sticky moist mass. It may be caused by or accompanied with lice infestation (pediculosis) and lead to inflammation of the scalp. The Polish plait is typically a (sometimes large) head of hair, made of a hard impenetrable mass of keratin fibers permanently cemented together with dried pus, blood, old lice egg-casings and dirt. The disease may be easily prevented by standard hygienic practices, such as washing and combing of the hair. Treatment involves cutting the affected hair.
March 13th, 2012
Attention, Duelists! My hair is now a really long beaver’s tail!
March 26th, 2012
i think this guy is from asheville!!
go asheville! woo hoo
April 9th, 2012
Grow your own seat back cushion; and never lose it.
April 12th, 2012
I suppose it’s too much to hope that it’s just a wig?
April 15th, 2012
I don’t think I’ve ever seen a human that resembled a dog that’s never been to the groomers before. What is that..? I don’t even.. I’m not quite sure it’s hair at all. More like some brillo pads mixed with ass.
April 19th, 2012
I think that guy probably folds his hair up to make a pillow at night…no back pain that way!!!
May 10th, 2012
I saw this dude in walmart in north carolina also lol too funny!! i was afraid something might crawl outta that beaver tail!!
May 28th, 2012
OMG he was just in my store in NC on june 20th. I seen these post started in Feb. So he has had this hair for 4mths that we know of! Ewwwww
June 25th, 2012
That big ‘ol wad of hair gives his boyfriend something to hang on to while he sodomizes the beaver tail boy!!!
Think about it! Why else would he grow something so utterly atrocious and ridiculous?!?
September 22nd, 2012
I say, soak it with a gallon of gasoline and then light it. This way, it eliminates the mess of ‘hair’, as well as any creatures, dead or alive, that are hiding in it!
Multiple problems solved with only one simple solution!
September 22nd, 2012
Looks like his head is taking a shit.
February 7th, 2013
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