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one foot over the edge
Is that an animal tail in red down his pants or are we in the presence of greatness…..
February 27th, 2012
this is the male counter part to the attention whore. you know the slutty dressed tramps we see on here all the time.
I guess Walmart hasn’t yetrecognized the seeing eye snake.
This one is so stupid it defies a coherent caption.
Does this snake make my ass look non-existent?
let me clear my throat before I start to sing……….
“Hey there, lonely boy………………………”
The Wal-mart Zoo – includes animals and people.
well I thought it was funny……
grumpy group today
I’M NOT EXACTLY SURE WHAT I AM LOOKING AT
Slop Jar Magoo
He’s the new door greeter who’s taking a break. He and snake always give a warm welcome.
Warning: Do not feed Wanna-be Hipsters, they will attract more hipsters
he is holding a snake around his neck
Looks like a Burmese Python
I know Jake the Snake was having hard times but damn, working at Wal-Mart?
What worries me is WHERE is that THING while he’s working?
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words cant describe how tough this guy thinks he is…and he would spell it “tuff”
icy the humor
Gives a whole new meaning to the word “boa.”
“Freddie was quite embarrassed when he realized he misunderstood the memo that read Monday was Where your Boa to Work Day.”
Constrict now ,Please
$10 says this dude is singing: “My anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns hun!” And before some douchebag corrects me, I’m aware he’s holding a Burmese Python.
Get that snake NOW! The drug soaked brains that own them generally get very tired of them when they get to be that size and release them into the rivers and swamps, where they proceed to kill the natural inhabitants. A$$ holes like this guy are demolishing the wild areas and costing the state of Florida millions of dollars. If you don’tmind that, be thankful you don’t own a home in Florida where they will get into your house, garage, garden or bushes. And POOF!!! there goes your dog it’s been breakfast. ( That includes Pit bulls, they’re no match for the pythons or anacondas)
OK, @Grandmasdrinking , obviously you had a bad experience, and I am sorry for that, but I used to raise pythons. I am not, nor did I ever have “drug soaked brains”. I was actually asked by teachers to take them to school to teach 12 to 14 year olds about them. When I stopped raising them, I DONATED ALL of them to the local zoo, I did not release them to the wild. I’m not saying nobody ever did that, but not everybody does.What you said is equal to saying all blacks are criminals because you saw one episode of COPS. It actually takes an 11 foot snake to eat a 6 foot tall human, and snakes, like most animals, do not kill unless they intend to eat, or are defending themselves. That distinction belongs to humans.
Thank you Coopster! I Raise burmese pythons as well as other snakes and i have never used drugs. the majority of pythons in the everglades are there because of hurricane andrew destroying the facilities that kept those snakes…im not sayin some idiots havent relesed them into the wild cuz i know they have but the majority came as a result of the huricane.
February 28th, 2012
Welcome to Flori-duh!
One time I got to touch a big snake and he did not bite me.
When he asked you if you wanted to see his snake, you were probably somehow relieved when he pulled this out.
What’s the big whoop? It’s a dude and his pet… perhaps he’s a responsible herp owner. Plus, he’s not IN the store. Next.
Is he the guy called to take care of the cat and rodent problem?
When those issues are cleared up, they make nice boots and a matching belt. And the belt comes in sizes up to 120″.