February 29th, 2012
You Name It
A few months ago, a phenomenon known as “Tebowing” became quite popular in which one gets down on a knee and starts praying, even if everyone else around you is doing something completely different. Well, this is our version in which someone gets down on one knee to look on the bottom shelf in a Walmart and half of your ass is showing. We need a name people, so drop your idea in the comments below. Also, first five people to send us (info@peopleofwalmart.com) a picture of you or someone else doing PeopleofWalmart.com’s version of Tebowing gets a copy of our book.
Kentucky
You Name It,
173 Comments, Comment or Ping
“Ass-Bowing!”
February 29th, 2012
He’s down there praying “Angel Soft” will happen by and admire his butt.
February 29th, 2012
Fresh out of prison….Jose is now trying to attract the local Walmart customers with his tight A$$.
February 29th, 2012
How about Plumbspying – it honors the plumbers whose cracks they are emulating, but adds in the hopes to find something while showing the world why crack kills.
February 29th, 2012
Peek-a-Bowing… >.<
February 29th, 2012
a Cardinal Rule was broken…….
February 29th, 2012
Voting for Santorum.
February 29th, 2012
Let’s see…he’s down in a prayer-like pose and showing his ass. Same thing Tebow does all the time, so I’m sticking with “Tebowing.”
February 29th, 2012
Seems obvious to me… “Te-barring”.
February 29th, 2012
Holy Crack!
February 29th, 2012
Well if exposed butt cheeks are your thing this should make you giddy.
February 29th, 2012
Peek-a-Poo
February 29th, 2012
Hiney-bowing.
February 29th, 2012
Those are the lowest back-boobs I’ve ever seen
February 29th, 2012
Maybe we should go back to wearing suspenders just to avoid this.
February 29th, 2012
Moon over Walmart
February 29th, 2012
Yen Chou?
February 29th, 2012
Smiling Obama
February 29th, 2012
“CheekShowing”
February 29th, 2012
PEEE-EEEW BOWING!
February 29th, 2012
KENTUCKY FRIES ASS CRACK…BOWING
February 29th, 2012
“Butt-Bending”
February 29th, 2012
Shop-cracking
February 29th, 2012
Tecracking
February 29th, 2012
Wal-bowing!
February 29th, 2012
Please Lord help me find the crack sealer
February 29th, 2012
Dude, give your daughter her jeans back! Middle aged men should not wear skinny jeans.
February 29th, 2012
“Plumbowing” in honor of plumbers crack.
February 29th, 2012
Pants are too small so butt got broke.
February 29th, 2012
Te-butting
February 29th, 2012
“Cracking”
February 29th, 2012
Crack-Showing!
February 29th, 2012
“That old Kentucky moon was shinin’ bright as day”
February 29th, 2012
Cheek ‘n’ Peek
February 29th, 2012
just another dirty mexi shareing his culture and standards with the former USA
February 29th, 2012
Sleaze-bowing?
February 29th, 2012
Oh to have a drippy ice cream cone.
February 29th, 2012
“Crack-owing”
February 29th, 2012
TeMooning
February 29th, 2012
POWing isn’t it obvious!
February 29th, 2012
more like “eyeblowing” since my retinas just exploded….
February 29th, 2012
Te-Backing.
February 29th, 2012
buttbowing
February 29th, 2012
cheek-showing
February 29th, 2012
Tea-Bagging?
February 29th, 2012
Half-Cracked
February 29th, 2012
“B-showing!”
February 29th, 2012
butt cleavage
February 29th, 2012
T-oh no-ing, just to continue the trend of the tebow play on words here
February 29th, 2012
The Trailer Trash Stash Flash?
The One Knee Crack Attack?
The Half Hiney Hitch?
February 29th, 2012
Moon shinin
February 29th, 2012
some call it a coin slot, I’ll call it “Dollar Bill Changing”
February 29th, 2012
A-Holing.
February 29th, 2012
Wal-Mooning!!!
February 29th, 2012
Full Moon Tonight!
February 29th, 2012
Every girl’s dream come true – he got down on one knee to propose at Wal-mart.
February 29th, 2012
Reverand Mooning
February 29th, 2012
POWM-ING
February 29th, 2012
Obama-bowing
February 29th, 2012
Crackuflect.
February 29th, 2012
Two Cheek Sneak
February 29th, 2012
Wal-martian-ing.
February 29th, 2012
CRACKALACKATTACKA!!!!!
February 29th, 2012
See-belowing
February 29th, 2012
plumbers-prayer
February 29th, 2012
Crack stacking
February 29th, 2012
Tebowing or Buttholing you decide
??
February 29th, 2012
Crackshowing or A**-Flowing
February 29th, 2012
Wal-part’s
February 29th, 2012
crack-uflect
February 29th, 2012
hine sight is twenty twenty…
February 29th, 2012
Crack-Attack
February 29th, 2012
Wallybowing
February 29th, 2012
Cheek-A-Boo!
February 29th, 2012
Must be an excellent plumber with all that crack to fill
February 29th, 2012
Spackle! We need spackle in the pet food section! Theres a crack!
February 29th, 2012
Tebow moon, I see you shinin’,
till I surprised you smilin’ bright in the afternoon..
Now i know where you’ve been hidin’,
There’s nothin’ like bein’ in love,
and starin’ at a Tebow moon!
February 29th, 2012
***Cheek-a-boo’in***
February 29th, 2012
Crack Attack!
How in the hell do you not know your ass is hanging out??
February 29th, 2012
The Kentucky Moon Pie
February 29th, 2012
Well, disgusting is the first word that comes to my mind. I do like @NortherGirl’s suggestion of ‘The One Knee Crack Attack’
February 29th, 2012
Thank you, Wulf!
Here’s another:
Bent Knee Ass Hair Air Out
Sorry, folks, that’s all I can come up with. (Once I OD on my Prozac, though, will be another story)
February 29th, 2012
Unleashing the Cracken
February 29th, 2012
Ass Cracking
February 29th, 2012
Ass Crackin
February 29th, 2012
Bottom shelf-ing
February 29th, 2012
Wal-Buttin’ / Wal-Butting
February 29th, 2012
MoonShinin
February 29th, 2012
WAL-BOWING
February 29th, 2012
Which one is worse, a man wearing a thong or this? C’mon man at least get some jeans that fit and not show the rear cleavage.
February 29th, 2012
Bottoms Up
February 29th, 2012
Release the Crackin!
February 29th, 2012
Pencil holder
February 29th, 2012
Tebowing on crack?
February 29th, 2012
OK, I’ve cast my votes for a couple that were far more clever than anything I could come up with.
Did this thread break a record for the greatest percentage of comments “Hidden due to low comment rating”?
February 29th, 2012
Coin slots
February 29th, 2012
Moon Bowing
February 29th, 2012
Winking with the brown eye
February 29th, 2012
“Coin slot exposuring”
February 29th, 2012
Rollbacking
February 29th, 2012
A Squattin’ Twatin’
March 1st, 2012
The Pooper Scouper
March 1st, 2012
The Whoa Nellie Looks Like Jelly
March 1st, 2012
Blow Out Butt Out, The BOBO
March 1st, 2012
Bowcrackin’
March 1st, 2012
Wal-Cracking
March 1st, 2012
WalMooning
March 1st, 2012
Crackbow Archery
March 1st, 2012
PoWM Ass-Flash
Sightings regularly
March 1st, 2012
Crackers
March 1st, 2012
PLUMBBOWING for Plumber’s Crack and Bowing down…. Seemed like a natural fit.
March 1st, 2012
Coin Slotting
March 1st, 2012
Cracking. Short & simple.
March 1st, 2012
“Marting”
March 1st, 2012
I was going to suggest “Thonging” but he doesn’t appear to be wearing one. Scary.
March 1st, 2012
Perhaps on the next game day walmart should give out free belts with all food stamp purchases.
March 1st, 2012
I would say “Walbutting.”
March 1st, 2012
“Walbutting”
March 1st, 2012
how about Butt-Cracking
March 1st, 2012
What if we called it Wal Farting?
March 1st, 2012
how bout he go over a few isles to the mens department and buy a belt disgusts me when i see men or women of bigger size wearing pants that wont fit and no belt that makes no sense to me, come on people no one wants to see your goodies under the wrapping keep it to yourself
March 1st, 2012
First of all, real plumbers wear overalls.
Second of all, Orel Hershiser did it first.
By the looks of his jacket, it definitely classifies as a Cardinal sin.
March 1st, 2012
FAKE and poorly photoshopped
March 1st, 2012
Crack Flashing.
March 1st, 2012
Lowebowing
March 1st, 2012
Releasing the Crack-en.
March 1st, 2012
Limp Biscuits
March 1st, 2012
how about ass-cracking
March 1st, 2012
Wallassing
March 1st, 2012
“Bottom-Shelf-Showcase”
March 1st, 2012
WalCleavage
March 1st, 2012
WalFlashing
March 1st, 2012
Tim Teavage
March 1st, 2012
crackalacking
March 1st, 2012
Crack Flashing
March 1st, 2012
Ass Flashing
March 1st, 2012
How about “dropping ass”?
March 2nd, 2012
Wal-Moon rising
March 2nd, 2012
Definitely a record for low comment rating I think. You could call it a salute to liberals tho
March 2nd, 2012
Crackerjacking
March 2nd, 2012
butt-bowing!!!!! and ewww what an ugly one!!!!!
March 2nd, 2012
Just plain sick.
March 2nd, 2012
JUST SAY NO TO CRACK!
March 2nd, 2012
Oh dear gosh, I see a Louisville jacket—I am ashamed to be from the same city as he!! Lord help me now!
March 2nd, 2012
LEARNING WHAT THE DIFFERENCE IS BETWEEN HIS A$$ AND A HOLE IN THE GROUND.
March 3rd, 2012
Halfassing
March 3rd, 2012
Release the crackin’
March 3rd, 2012
Price-Drop Prayer
Prostration Sensation
Genuflect rectum
March 3rd, 2012
the ” Cracklin Wally”
March 3rd, 2012
Crackbowing
March 3rd, 2012
Hiney Kablitzer
March 3rd, 2012
Butt Crackin!
March 3rd, 2012
te-showing
March 4th, 2012
Crack-Showing
March 4th, 2012
How about the:
Heiny Hi (high?)
Vertical Smile
Store-stare
Drafting (as in ‘I feel a draft’, Engineers please don’t be hatin’)
Bum-drum
Pants glance (‘third eye’ anyone?)
OGME oh-gee-me = Oh God My Eyes!
Peach-ing ( “southern” peach?)
Shop dropping
Ok I give up.
March 4th, 2012
Assorted crackers
March 5th, 2012
Price-Cracking
March 5th, 2012
Tail-boning
hehe
March 5th, 2012
Showbutting!
March 5th, 2012
how bout spackling.as in someone needs to spackle that crack shut
March 7th, 2012
“B-Showing” – as in, “Butt Showing”
March 7th, 2012
call it “Twalling”
March 11th, 2012
Guys, I got it. How about… The Wal-Mart Wink?
March 11th, 2012
Ass-Showing
March 11th, 2012
Fall into the Crack
March 14th, 2012
T-Boning? Did anybody use that yet?
March 15th, 2012
the tebow asshole show. or the T-brown, or the one knee cheek see, or the power of prayer pose (P3) LIKE IT CUZ YOU
LOOOOVE IT!
March 15th, 2012
Big Crack Attack
March 24th, 2012
crackin it!!!
April 2nd, 2012
Ass-bowing for sure
April 9th, 2012
How bout just what it is? Wal-marting
April 22nd, 2012
tebowing..asscracking…CRACKER
May 12th, 2012
Tebowing on Crack
June 11th, 2012
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