Shake what ya momma gave ya….even if it keeps shaking after you’ve stopped.
80 Comments | In: Featured Creature, Funny, Kansas, Short Shorts/No Shorts/Underwear, Walmart Fashion
Damn… she took a step and the camera jiggled too!
March 2nd, 2012
My God! She cannot possibly think she looks good!!! Maybe she thinks that if she grosses us out, we won’t notice how “large” she is!!!!
Voice of Reason
Its really kinda sad. She probably thinks she looks ok.
For the love.. of all that is holy…
PLEASE cover that up!
Looks like to pigs under a purple blanket fighting over a milk dud.
I’d hate to see the front. I know them puppies tucked in the waistline of them shortie shorts….or dangling in the pockets…
Shake that fast and it might NEVER stop shaking…
That is one hungry ass!
oh my goodness, i see some extra waistline on them shorts. can we pull them down at least a little bit to cover that. i can understand wanting to pull them up so they dont fall off, but you only need them so high up.
Dadgummit … doesn’t she know that the label is showing on the back of her pink top?!?!?
Usually, when someone’s tag is sticking out of their clothes, it’s the first thing I notice. This time the tag was the last thing I noticed.
icy the humor
I’m surprised there’s anything left of those flip-flops.
Maybe if she tucked in her label she would look more put together….
THIS is why everyone love winter!!! Makes sense now!
Is that a midget with her? Excuse me, “Little Person”.
That had to be taken in Wichita, KS at the Pawnee and Broadway wal-mart. People like this is why i wont go to that one.
Why do all the women at kansas wal-marts look like Grimace? Purple is a really bad color for obese people shaped like jabba the hut.
Ok no matter if she were skinny or big I have no interest in seeing anyones butt or other body parts hanging out! This is sad that anyone would think that this was a good outfit to wear out of their home!
It’d be even better if that was a guy…
There’s a reason the guy on the left is blurry – he’s running!
DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN…I’VE GONE BLIND!!!!
if she shook it very hard, people of kansas would think they were having an earth quake.
That guy to her left is walking as fast as he can, thinking “Damn, I hope nobody thinks she’s with me.”
is that your hobby? taking pics of peoples butts? lol thats alil creepy dont you think
She almost doesn’t need a top. She could just tuck em into her shorts.
I always wondered how earthquakes started.
Oh my gosh! Her butt is eating her pants!
Now all we need is someone to play the tuba when she walks!
That looks good I’ll do it.
One question: WHY?!?!?!!?!??????
oh dear. thats all i can say to this.
I cant believe she got off the sofa long enough to push a cart through walmart. At least she’s getting some exercise, kinda. Hitting the drive thru at Mc Donalds doesn’t count.
I bet she has a real big attitude to go with all of that.
I’m sad to say that I’m from Kansas, and I’m also sad to say that this is a common sight. It doesn’t matter what size the women are, if they’re in a certain age group (13-25 or so), they’ll wear stuff like this. Oh, and to whoever mentioned that if she moved, the people in Kansas would think there’s an earthquake – more likely, we’ll think a tornado dropped Dorothy’s house back onto the ground.
First thing, at least she’s walking. Biggos usually snatch a cripple cart so their fat ass can sit the whole time, bravo. Second, her fella found out who took the pic and demanded they blur him. Didn’t want to be known as the man with the walking mountain.
fail. not time appropriate
Jesus H. Christ. Someone please drop a house on her.
Just because they make it in your xxxl size doesn’t means you should wear it!!
I’d love making love with her.
SEXY AND I KNOW IT
WHY must they make short-shorts in size xxxxxxl?
Slop Jar Magoo
If she shakes that thang too much……….it’ll start an epic earthquake.
THE GREAT AND POWERFUL OZ
I SAW HER FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!
There’s nothing wrong with that outfit………if a skinny 20-year-old was wearing it.
Looks like Valerie C. Bauer of California out on a ‘good’ day.
I’d hit all of that
Kansas corn fed woman goes to walmart. I guess if you are looking for a girlfriend, then you could count this one already fed out. Think about her feed bill starting from when she was small up till the point when she got this big……….deficit spending.
Got more jiggle than a dump truck load of jello
Bob Hope's Ghost
All that meat ……and no potatoes…….hummmmm!!!!!
There’s enough for the three of us……..Me, you, and me again.
The nickname of that shopping cart is “Rolling Thunder.”
I wouldn’t hit it not because it’s big but because it’s fugly and it doesnt look like she’s washed her hair yet this year
March 3rd, 2012
FAIL FOR NOT BEING SENT IN TIME APPROPRIATELY.
I am the walrus koo koo ka choo
It is hot out where she is so she is dressed not to get real hot i think.
She is woman, hear her roar!! No wait… everything in her path is shaking!
The lights, the other customers and the merchandise..run fast run far!!
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When she dances, the band skips. (record player reference)
She refers to it as her “moneymaker” because she can use it to squeeze coal into diamonds.
Who killed Gilbert Grape?
If Ronald McDonald and Grimace had a love child….
OMG…that is so funny…my friend at work told me about this website. Imagine my surprise when the feature creature is actually some one I worked with before I moved.. Lol I recognize her and her hubby…too freaking funny!!!
OMG my eyes! my eyes! why, god, why!?!?!?!
@ BETTE & JULIE: Yep, she’s been tagged.
Isn’t it kinda cold to be wearing that outfit? I thought winters in Kansas were freezing!
I’ve looked at this several times thinking I might get use to it but no, it’s as bad or worse each time.
I would love to climb atop that monster of a woman and make mad pasionate love.
I now know why two thirds of the world is starving ….
Maybe her prison pen pals tell her to go out like that, all hot looking and everything.
There’s a reason the guy on the left in the picture is blurry – he’s running!
@KRISKRINGLE – Good one!
Is it me or did I just see a 60 year old wear a 16 year olds clothes lol
First off, the reason the tag is sticking out is because there isn’t room in the shirt for it.
And I’m actually happy about this picture, happy that it isn’t a video…
That’s rather revolting, i’ll she produces aftershocks!
earthquake and tsunami
March 4th, 2012
All those cheap T-shirts and slacks for sale in Walmart, and she can’t find someting to wear that won’t make us all gag?
I hate when fat people wear tiny clothes and go out in public its so Nasty!!!!!!!!!
March 13th, 2012
She shook everything out of focus except her incredibly large ass.
May 3rd, 2012