Shake It Fast



Shake what ya momma gave ya….even if it keeps shaking after you’ve stopped.

Kansas

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Shake It Fast, 6.4 out of 10 based on 29 ratings

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  1. John C

    Damn… she took a step and the camera jiggled too!

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  2. Busjosh

    My God! She cannot possibly think she looks good!!! Maybe she thinks that if she grosses us out, we won’t notice how “large” she is!!!!

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  3. Voice of Reason

    Its really kinda sad. She probably thinks she looks ok.

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  4. rnjane

    For the love.. of all that is holy…

    PLEASE cover that up!

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  5. CamdensGramps

    Looks like to pigs under a purple blanket fighting over a milk dud.

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  6. Trae

    I’d hate to see the front. I know them puppies tucked in the waistline of them shortie shorts….or dangling in the pockets…

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  7. Scott R

    Shake that fast and it might NEVER stop shaking…

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  8. Big Dawg

    That is one hungry ass!

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  9. Wally_World Gawker

    MY EYES!!!!!!

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  10. drew247

    oh my goodness, i see some extra waistline on them shorts. can we pull them down at least a little bit to cover that. i can understand wanting to pull them up so they dont fall off, but you only need them so high up.

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  11. Rusty Shackleford

    Dadgummit … doesn’t she know that the label is showing on the back of her pink top?!?!?

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  12. bette

    Usually, when someone’s tag is sticking out of their clothes, it’s the first thing I notice. This time the tag was the last thing I noticed.

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  13. icy the humor

    I’m surprised there’s anything left of those flip-flops.

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  14. Julie

    Maybe if she tucked in her label she would look more put together….

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  15. Harm

    THIS is why everyone love winter!!! Makes sense now!

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  16. JumpingJackFlash

    Is that a midget with her? Excuse me, “Little Person”.

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  17. Butch

    That’s nuthin:
    http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=376437852374023&set=a.238142682870208.66614.173570305994113&type=1&theater

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  18. Me

    That had to be taken in Wichita, KS at the Pawnee and Broadway wal-mart. People like this is why i wont go to that one.

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  19. OTis

    Why do all the women at kansas wal-marts look like Grimace? Purple is a really bad color for obese people shaped like jabba the hut.

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  20. ConservativeOne

    Ok no matter if she were skinny or big I have no interest in seeing anyones butt or other body parts hanging out! This is sad that anyone would think that this was a good outfit to wear out of their home!

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  21. Nick449

    It’d be even better if that was a guy…

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  22. John

    There’s a reason the guy on the left is blurry – he’s running!

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  23. Euklopleiz

    DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN…I’VE GONE BLIND!!!!

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  24. don

    if she shook it very hard, people of kansas would think they were having an earth quake.

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  25. bedbug

    That guy to her left is walking as fast as he can, thinking “Damn, I hope nobody thinks she’s with me.”

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  26. is that your hobby? taking pics of peoples butts? lol thats alil creepy dont you think

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  27. Netjnke

    She almost doesn’t need a top. She could just tuck em into her shorts.

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  28. Dave

    I always wondered how earthquakes started.

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  29. Oh MY!

    Oh my gosh! Her butt is eating her pants!

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  30. Saltimbanco

    Now all we need is someone to play the tuba when she walks!

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  31. BBWFAN

    That looks good I’ll do it.

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  32. Mellie

    One question: WHY?!?!?!!?!??????

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  33. stef

    oh dear. thats all i can say to this.

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  34. loki

    I cant believe she got off the sofa long enough to push a cart through walmart. At least she’s getting some exercise, kinda. Hitting the drive thru at Mc Donalds doesn’t count.

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  35. JAG

    I bet she has a real big attitude to go with all of that.

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  36. Kendall

    I’m sad to say that I’m from Kansas, and I’m also sad to say that this is a common sight. It doesn’t matter what size the women are, if they’re in a certain age group (13-25 or so), they’ll wear stuff like this. Oh, and to whoever mentioned that if she moved, the people in Kansas would think there’s an earthquake – more likely, we’ll think a tornado dropped Dorothy’s house back onto the ground.

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  37. Chris

    First thing, at least she’s walking. Biggos usually snatch a cripple cart so their fat ass can sit the whole time, bravo. Second, her fella found out who took the pic and demanded they blur him. Didn’t want to be known as the man with the walking mountain.

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  38. thingamagig

    fail. not time appropriate

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  39. PsychoKlown

    Jesus H. Christ. Someone please drop a house on her.

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  40. Suzie

    Just because they make it in your xxxl size doesn’t means you should wear it!!

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  41. Whore Greeter

    I’d love making love with her.

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  42. SEXY AND I KNOW IT

    WHY must they make short-shorts in size xxxxxxl?

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  43. Slop Jar Magoo

    If she shakes that thang too much……….it’ll start an epic earthquake.

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  44. THE GREAT AND POWERFUL OZ

    I SAW HER FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  45. Jen

    There’s nothing wrong with that outfit………if a skinny 20-year-old was wearing it.

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  46. Bobohobo

    Looks like Valerie C. Bauer of California out on a ‘good’ day.

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  47. Mark

    I’d hit all of that

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  48. BLAH

    Kansas corn fed woman goes to walmart. I guess if you are looking for a girlfriend, then you could count this one already fed out. Think about her feed bill starting from when she was small up till the point when she got this big……….deficit spending.

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  49. Got more jiggle than a dump truck load of jello

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  50. Bob Hope's Ghost

    where’s Gilbert?

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  51. All that meat ……and no potatoes…….hummmmm!!!!!

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  52. There’s enough for the three of us……..Me, you, and me again.

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  53. Wraub

    The nickname of that shopping cart is “Rolling Thunder.”

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  54. I wouldn’t hit it not because it’s big but because it’s fugly and it doesnt look like she’s washed her hair yet this year

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  55. thingamajig

    FAIL FOR NOT BEING SENT IN TIME APPROPRIATELY.

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  56. I am the walrus koo koo ka choo

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  57. Popan@tor

    It is hot out where she is so she is dressed not to get real hot i think.

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  58. Liz

    She is woman, hear her roar!! No wait… everything in her path is shaking!
    The lights, the other customers and the merchandise..run fast run far!!

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  59. Malesandalwearersarehated

    THANK YOU! I LOVE LOVE LOVE! THE FEET! :)

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  60. Malesandalwearersarehated

    Vote Dislike if you hate stupid rejection creeps like Lynn S of Staten Island, Goldstein of Upper East Side, Deb of Bay Ridge. Vote Dislike if you know that they shouldn’t have rejected a good caring man like me.

    Vote Like if you approve of such SLIMEBALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  61. u2att

    When she dances, the band skips. (record player reference)

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  62. Eric Driver

    She refers to it as her “moneymaker” because she can use it to squeeze coal into diamonds.

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  63. girl watcher

    Who killed Gilbert Grape?

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  64. K-dog

    If Ronald McDonald and Grimace had a love child….

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  65. ks mama

    OMG…that is so funny…my friend at work told me about this website. Imagine my surprise when the feature creature is actually some one I worked with before I moved.. Lol I recognize her and her hubby…too freaking funny!!!

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  66. Jolie

    OMG my eyes! my eyes! why, god, why!?!?!?!

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  67. PPLWATCHER

    @ BETTE & JULIE: Yep, she’s been tagged.

    Isn’t it kinda cold to be wearing that outfit? I thought winters in Kansas were freezing!

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  68. JayDubIII

    I’ve looked at this several times thinking I might get use to it but no, it’s as bad or worse each time.

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  69. Red Raider

    I would love to climb atop that monster of a woman and make mad pasionate love.

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  70. Northerngirl

    I now know why two thirds of the world is starving ….

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  71. KrisKringle

    Maybe her prison pen pals tell her to go out like that, all hot looking and everything.

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  72. Hawkfan

    There’s a reason the guy on the left in the picture is blurry – he’s running!

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  73. JAG

    @KRISKRINGLE – Good one!

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  74. Angie

    Is it me or did I just see a 60 year old wear a 16 year olds clothes lol

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  75. scroti mcboogerballs

    First off, the reason the tag is sticking out is because there isn’t room in the shirt for it.

    And I’m actually happy about this picture, happy that it isn’t a video…

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  76. LST

    That’s rather revolting, i’ll she produces aftershocks!

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  77. Susan13JP

    earthquake and tsunami

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  78. Kathleen

    All those cheap T-shirts and slacks for sale in Walmart, and she can’t find someting to wear that won’t make us all gag?

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  79. Sierra

    I hate when fat people wear tiny clothes and go out in public its so Nasty!!!!!!!!!

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  80. Ben McDougal

    She shook everything out of focus except her incredibly large ass.

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