If you didn’t have a Seattle SuperSonics Shawn Kemp jersey in 1995, then you should be punched in the face.
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I’m lost. Is this supposed to be funny? offensive? out of the ordinary?
October 11th, 2009
Thats just Friggin Awesome…hopefully he didn’t impregnate you with that hug…that man has more children than Abraham did in the Bible!!!
Air Biscuits & Gravy
Another failing NBA player turning to pimping the meth addicted white woman.
Mrs. Potato Head
I don’t get it…
Is it because he’s tall? I’m so lost.
I had a Kemp jersey, and I grew up in Texas! Of course, I am one of his 17,000 illegitimate children.
What is she doing with her hands?
Sean is working as a Walmart greeter, while Gary Payton is working in The Glove department……..
After the picture was taken the young lady was overheard nervously saying, “Ya know that OJ Simpson guy isn’t so bad afterall!”
It’s not “funny”, people… that’s a picture of Shawn Kemp!!! Which, I suppose IS “out of the ordinary” for WalMart…..
if shawn Kemp touches you, it automatically impregnates you.
@dan the site is ‘people of walmart’ not freaks of walmart. They highlight things and people who aren’t the norm.
everyone of you that doesn’t get how awesome this picture is – are fucking idiots.
I’m assuming this is NBA star Shawn Kemp…
Of course this site is about the funny but it’s also about the obscure… The “OMG factor”. You know like “OMG! Is that Shawn Kemp and what’s he doing at Walmart… In Illinois!?”
I ata Pie
Kids clothes are cheap; with all his illegitimate kids, he can save $$$…
SWEET!!! For those of you who are Lost….Google Shawn Kemp…he is one of the best dunkers in the NBA…and apparently is trying to break Wilt the Stilt’s record off the court!!
Shawn Kemp; The Bastard Machine! He holds the NBA Record for number of kids fathered out of wedlock by multiple women. He’s got 9 kids from 6 differen’t women. “Reign Man” indeed.
So….this is offensive or funny how exactly?
PoWM…the place to go for your favorite washed up athletes. I wonder if he was looking for the Pros vs Joes Box Set at a cheaper price he could afford?
the belwood booger
He has a house in Blewood, NC and owns a cattle farm there.
Soon there will be a new file on the POWP site: Celebrity sitings. This is the 2nd one. Can’t wait for Rosie O’Donnell or that rapper what’s his name from that music awards show.
Thank You “STUCKINARKANSAS”.
I, and it appears, many others, were clueless.
This is really lame.
I was REALLY hoping nobody could beat me to a joke about being in his presence instantly knocking this chick up. Oh well.
Nowhere on the main page of the site does it say the photos entered have to be of an obscene, obtuse, or objectionable nature to get posted.
It’s simply the place for photos of folks one would find at a Wal Mart.
Thinking this was added as this large black must be of some significance with a sports prowess. Like a celeb type visit to a place one might not normally find a person with such status.
Anyway, I hope the Giada wanna-be was not violated during this cameo.
why’s it gotta be titled “reign man”?
He looks constipated! Or ready to blow one….who knows?
Is this that guy that got acquitted last year on charges that he urinated on the 14 year-old?
where else can you get a good price on condoms, a firearm holster, and fresh vacuum cleaner bags for all the stray weed & coke in your carpet?
OGTRIPLEOG, Reign Man is Kemp’s nickname. Wikipedia says:
After Kemp’s second NBA season, he picked up the nickname “Reign Man” after Sonics announcer Kevin Calabro saw a poster with the name and found it fitting to add to his radio broadcasts. Conflicting accounts attribute this to his love of the Seattle weather as a rookie, as well as his appreciation of the Dustin Hoffman movie Rain Man
I really hate the caption. Not everyone watches basketball. I didn’t have a clue who this guy was until I read others comments. I kinda guessed it, though by his height. Still, I should be punched in the face?? I’d like to see you haul your butt to Texas and try it!! Us Texas can be pretty mean!
I don’t get it. It’s a picture of a black guy and a shorter white woman. Is that supposed to be offensive in some Walmarts?
I meant us Texas girls**
Show me the money...
I guess the NBA pay just doesn’t go as far as it use to!
The old lady in the background is calling the police.
shopping for another baby’s mamma
ok…i’m totally lost here…
When you have eleventy billion children and are paying millions in child support, you appreciate the Walmart discounts.
lol can’t believe he was at walmart.
Unless the celeb looks like tommy chong why the hell are people posting them? Its just as bad as posting a fake pic. This in no way shape or form is when people come to this site for.
and why is this on here?
because it’s your site? lol
How could you retards not gather what this picture is about? I’ve never watched sports, but from the caption alone I can tell who the guy is, for what team he played, and the general timeline of his career.
I don’t get it. Does the op realize most folks have no idea who that is? I don’t.
Great what isle do they sell future baby momma’s in so I can look for him and get a autograph then I can sell it
CMURDER IS GHEY
I like being a raceist beeeeeeeeothc
so having 200000 children will drive a NBA player to shop at walmart
oh I get it she has jungle fever. Who cares
On the flip side, if you had a Kemp jersey from 1999, you deserve to be punched in the face.
I had the home and away jerseys! Dude was frickin’ amazing, until he got fat.
I watched Shawn play in HS at Concord (IN). Awesome to see him in WM. Hope that girl has insurance.
the girl in the picture
So since that’s me, I’ll respond with, I’m not pregnant.
Never heard of him.
I don’t see anything funny in the picture. Offensive? yes! But not funny.
Dear people commenting, why do I get a low comment rating? Because I don’t watch basketball or because I challenged the caption writer to try and punch me in the face? Either way, y’all are retards.
Wow.. commentators on this site sure do like to wear things out pretty quick… Yes, we all know he may have many children out of wedlock at this point…
But on a serious note, I’d love to meet someone like him, Walmart or not! I remember watching him back in the 90s as a kid thinking that he belongs with the great ones of the NBA!
Yea, never heard of him. And he’s doing his own shopping at Walmart, so I guess he still not worth knowing.
Punch yourself in the face.
I went to highschool with Shawn…it is nice to see him looking so healthy now days…………
You get a low comment rating because your comments suck. HTH
Personally, I’m disappointed when my comments don’t get at least 20 “dislike” points.
EWWWWWWWW. I hope she’s not sharking!
Don’t stand too close you might end of with an illegitimate child.
Texans are also known for being racist and stupid. I bet if it was a nascar driver you would know who it is.
Is that REALLY Shawn Kemp, or just a really good lookalike? Because didn’t the real Shawn Kemp get kinda fat?
was he there buying pampers for one of his 50 kids?
It is definitely good to see Kemp after all these years (and yes, all those kids). Now, will somebody please post a picture of Big Smooth!
Hey guess what, everyone–I didn’t know who it was either, but I read the first few comments and figured it out. You can do the same, rather than scrolling to the end of the page to say, “I don’t get it.”
Patty: you got a low rating because you came off as an oversensitive and whiny baby in reaction to a pretty harmless joke.
After many years and many child support lawsuits, Shawn Kemp is finally seen in Wal-Mart the day after his bankruptsy was final. All was sollum until he spotted this unidentified caucasian woman standing in line….. he ended up giving her his number and his lawyer’s number in hopes of scoring a date later in the week.
PRES OBAMA SAID WE NEEDED MORE “BLACK PEOPLE ON TV” SO NOW THERE GUNNA PLAY AMERICAS MOST WANTED 7 DAYS A WEEK!!!!
October 12th, 2009
Shawn Kemp went to Wal-Mart because Trojan Latex Condom were on sale at half price!
For those of you still in your teens, Shawn Kemp was one bad mo-fo back in the early 90′s back when the Sonics were still the “SuperSonics”, and they were still in Seattle, and they were goooood. One of the best alley-oop targets ever. He got fat, knocked up a bunch of girls, and basically disappeared. Good to see him looking “normal”. The guys who run this site are obviously fans.
Play him off!
On April 4, 2005 Shawn Kemp was arrested in Shoreline, Washington for an investigation of drug possession. Kemp along with another man were found with cocaine, about 60 grams of marijuana and a semiautomatic pistol, according to the King County Sheriff’s Office. On April 29 Kemp was formally charged with drug possession and pleaded guilty. Kemp was again arrested for misdemeanor marijuana possession in Houston, Texas on July 21, 2006.
I had a Shawn Kemp jersey in 1995 so I guess I don’t get to be punched in the face! RIP Sonics…..
Did he impregnate her immediately after the pic was taken? If not, it’s the first time he didn’t get a woman he touched pregnant.
Hey Shawn!!! Can I score an 8 ball?
Is that really Shawn Kemp?
But what’s funny about this picture?
You complainers…how does this NOT belong on here? You don’t see the hilarity of a washed up, millionaire (ex-millionaire) superstar shopping for the every day low prices at walmart (instead of cruising around in a Lotus)? Actually, maybe his Lotus is parked out back, can someone get a picture?
How can idiots here not know what this pic is of? IT SAYS SHAWN KEMP and REIGN MAN right in the title and caption! Freakin’ google/wikipedia either one and the mystery is solved!!! DUH!
Anyone complaining about this pic is such a whiner. It isnt like there is a limited amount of pics people can post, if there’s one there that you don’t like, it isnt like one you might like has been removed from the site!
Good god, it’s funny because a millionaire (ex-millionaire?) superstar is trying to “save money…live better” at a Wal-mart instead of cruising around in a Lotus! It’s random and funny!
And for anyone who couldnt figure out what this picture was by using the combination of the caption, the title, and google/wikipedia – wow. Just wow.
Don’t even know who this person is….of course I’m from Tennessee and haven’t you seen some of the pictures on here from Tennessee?? lol
He is probably wondering what aisle has the RU-486.
October 13th, 2009
in 1995 in Illinois Sean Kemp was the enemy. The only sports figure Chicagoans hated more at the time was Brett Favre.
that racist douche bag motherfucker cmurder needs to shut his frigging mouth he is probably some fat ass ugly white trailer trash
Great. Now she’s pregnant.
I wonder if Gary Payton was there.
October 14th, 2009
So…what? He’s a giant? Big deal. My husband’s probably as tall as this guy. I don’t see any butts or muffin tops or rat tails or anything else hilarious here.
October 15th, 2009
Yay! Shawn Kemp! I met gary payton once. My hometown is Sea-town. Luvs this guy, the sonics were never good after he left.
Kemp’s high school, Concord HS, played mine, Bishop Dwenger, in the semi-state of Indiana’s 1988 high school basketball tournament back when Indiana still had one class basketball. He demoninated the game without breaking a sweat. If Kemp had better self control (before the kids and the drugs, Kentucky kicked him out of the school because Kemp tried to pawn a gold necklace that actually belonged to Eddie Sutton’s son), he could have been one of the greatest basketball players of all time.
Awesome! One of my favorite basketball players!
October 16th, 2009
I THINK SHE’S SAYING…GUESS WHAT I HAVE IN MY RIGHT HAND…AND MY LEFT HAND!!!!
You better believe I had one of the bright green Kemp jerseys in 1995! Actually, when Facebook was first getting started a few years ago I made a fake profile by the name of “A Keg” with pictures and everything. Mr. A Keg was wearing a green Kemp jersey in every picture.
I rocked a Kemp jersey around the 1996 finals because I hated Jordan. My Lakers weren’t doing so well so I didn’t care. I got the Jersey in Christmas 1995 so I’m good.
lots a kids.at least he got some.haha
October 17th, 2009
I was at an exhibition game in Olympia, WA when Shawn was just 19 and on the Sonics, he dunked so hard it literally shook St.Martins Pavillion, besides WalMart Sucks
i don’t get this one either.
it’s a man with a nike coat on.
compared to the other photos here this man looks normal
October 18th, 2009
i don’t know what is more shocking, that Shawn Kemp was at wal-mart, or that someone in Illinois recognized him! she looks like she was in elementary school when he was playing!
Did you mean “Sling Blade” jackass? This image has nothing to do with Reign Man.
October 21st, 2009
It’s heart warming to see Shawn Kemp connecting with one of his many illegitimate children… sniff…
why would i have a sean kemp jersey? i had MJ and pippen jerseys. sonics suck(ed). bulls rule.
October 22nd, 2009
And now she’s pregnant.
I’m just here to say – holy shit! I know that chick!
Haha, it’s hilarious… but that was my first reaction. I’m such a dork. I totally didn’t catch Shawn Kemp til after I read the caption and stopped cracking up that I actually KNOW someone in one of these pics.
I work there too, and believe me – viewing all these pics is like going home for the holidays. You don’t REALLY want to do it, but it’s comfortable and feels like home.
October 28th, 2009
I actually had a shawn kemp jersey in 95.
October 30th, 2009
I ALWAYS KNEW I WOULD SEE SOMEONE I KNEW ON ONE OF THESE SITES! ITS AMANDA! OH MY GOD….
November 2nd, 2009
I got his autograph when I was in elementary school, he was a senior in high school! I thought it was awesome!
November 4th, 2009
And nine months from now, baby #26 should be ready to join the world!
November 10th, 2009
This is like a “crack” on Kemp, NBA superstar shopping at Wal-Mart.
November 12th, 2009
Did you have his baby?
November 19th, 2009