“Well if I can’t bring my truck into the store, how am I going to let it try on the gun rack I’m getting for her?”
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Bob Hope's Ghost
um,….welcome to walmart??
March 9th, 2012
He heard the pharmacy has a drive thru
Hey are you guys selling the latest “Twilight ” movie at midnight? Am I first in line?
forget about falling prices watch out for the run away Chevy.
No thanks, I don’t need a cart or an electric buggy. I’ll just drive my truck and load it up.
He thought the pharmacy should have a drive-thru, like CVS .
Another person running into a WalMart? I’m starting to see a trend here. Oh yeah, lot of morons that shop there, that explains it
The key elements that led up to this incident are…
and, a Wal-Mart…
and someone driving very erratically…
This incident has all of the necessary elements for it to be just one more meth-related incident, it seems to me.
Did the police check to see if the driver has already lost all of his teeth?
If so, this is probably meth-related.
He couldn’t remember if his wife said to pick her at the door or inside the door.
March 10th, 2012
A bad guy robs a store and the good guy chases him with a car like on TV.
JERRY, TRYING TO AVIOD POLES.
“Damn if that store didn’t just jump out in front of me!”
I was wondering when this was going to make it on here. Sad things is – it took them a month to fix the stupid entrance.
March 12th, 2012
I live in Enid, where this took place, and the thoughts that this dude was a crazy driver because he was from Oklahoma is stupid. We’re tame compared to most places.
Also, he was huffing compressed air in a can. The kind they make for cleaning key boards. He went in, bought it, huffed it in the parking lot, and then proceeded to drive in to the building.
Good Old Granny
FYI’s explanation is spot on. It’s true – I have lived all over the place. Oklahoma is so totally tame compared to drivers in Hawaii – where they stop at the end of freeway on ramps and stop in the middle of the freeway to light a cigarette. How about drivers in Florida who either drive ten miles under the speed limit halfway off the road – or forty miles an hour over the speed limit? Yeah – Okeeans. Down right nice people when you come to it.
March 13th, 2012
At least he used the right door. How many times have you seen people going in the “out” door? C’mon, give the guy a brake! Obviously he didn’t have any already, or he might have used them to avoid this little mishap…..
March 27th, 2012
I thought they would never get that entrance fixed!
April 7th, 2012
Geez people! Be nice…sometimes cheap clothes, shotgun shells and tampons JUST can’t wait!
April 19th, 2012
this was in my town. dude was high from huffing glue, according to the paper.
April 28th, 2012
YAY- Enid Oklahoma, made it on People of walmart! what can I say! Exciting town I live in.
April 29th, 2012
The fact that this is about 3 miles from my house cracks me up. And it makes it better that the guy who did it was huffing duster that he had just bought.
April 30th, 2012
lol, i was there for this one! driver was drunk and missed his parking space…… alot!
May 12th, 2012
Yup..This kid walked into the Walmart, bought a can of aerosol computer cleaner and huffed it in the parking lot. Really smart people we have here huh?
July 8th, 2012
What an idiot.
September 28th, 2012