March 12th, 2012
Caption Contest!
Let’s start the week out right with a caption contest! Give us your best guess at her superhero name and then pray you’re never in danger and in need of her help! Funniest name wins one doll hair.
Georgia
Caption Contest!,
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He’s a super freak.. Super freak. The kind you made fun of when you walk by.
March 12th, 2012
Based on the picture I shall call her “Sara Lee Butterball.” Dauntless defender of snack cakes and frozen turkeys.
March 12th, 2012
its gotta be “The Blue Ninja”
March 12th, 2012
A Butterball for a butterball.
March 12th, 2012
The Bluebird of Happiness.
March 12th, 2012
Look it’s a bird, a plane, no it’s “THUNDER THIGHS”
March 12th, 2012
I’d say her name is “Super Fat A$$ on Wheels” takes two trips to haul A$$, slower than a turtle and can’t leap an ant hill in a single bound.
March 12th, 2012
“How is it that you can manage to dress yourself in that costume, but can’t walk to the Deli section, always by the front doors?”
March 12th, 2012
Why does she need a scooter if she can fly? Is she a fake?
March 12th, 2012
This one time a super hero lady had a fight with Bane and Bane hurt her back so she used a cart til she got better.
March 12th, 2012
Oh no I am not making a comment on this picture. I am not opening my self up to the possiblity of every handicap Super Hero taking revenge, by side swipping me into a meat cooler. After 5 minutes of out of breath weezing listen to a Super Hero laugh as the scoot off into the sun set. For Truth, Justice and the American Stipend.
March 12th, 2012
Blue-badoob. Ham Inspector
March 12th, 2012
Captain Butterball to the rescue, on my trusty steed!
March 12th, 2012
Quick! To the Butterballmobile!
March 12th, 2012
Slow-Racer
March 12th, 2012
Captain Butterball!
I know, it’s too easy, since she’s right there by the turkey, but it was either that or assume she’s not really a customer, she’s the Sara Lee rep & got distracted.
March 12th, 2012
Fear not citizen, I shall devour the forces of evil from this deli.
March 12th, 2012
CAPTAIN LARD ASS
March 12th, 2012
Dananananana FAT woMAN. Yes sir, I’ll have the one that’s as big as my thigh
March 12th, 2012
I’ve come to rescue my family, the butterballs!
March 12th, 2012
It’s Super Squatty!
March 12th, 2012
Its a turd, its not a brain, its Captain Butterball. Able to scoot down aisles at the speed of mud.
March 12th, 2012
I guess this is what happens when you name your sidekick “Scooter”.
March 12th, 2012
Catwoman years later coming out of retirement.
March 12th, 2012
The Meat Mistress
March 12th, 2012
A Kentucky Wildcat fan, mourning the loss by her team in the SEC Championship Game, made a wrong turn in Mississippi and ended up in a Georgia Wal-Mart.
March 12th, 2012
The Blue Blimp! Ham is the source of her superpowers!
March 12th, 2012
Captain Calorie!
March 12th, 2012
FIXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX IT!
March 12th, 2012
A lard ass super hero shouldn’t need a cart.
March 12th, 2012
The Blue Whale.
(Oh, I’m going to hell for this one, I know.)
March 12th, 2012
Faster than a speeding Wal-Cart…
March 12th, 2012
Handyman’s sidekick?
March 12th, 2012
As I live and breathe! it’s Madame Blueberry from Veggie Tales and it looks like she’s taken to fighting crime.
March 12th, 2012
The Great Blue Whale… with blubber power
March 12th, 2012
Captain Corpulence and his scooter of Doom
March 12th, 2012
the great blue whale… with blubber powers!
March 12th, 2012
Please don’t ever transport me to that planet…
March 12th, 2012
I thought Christopher reeves died????
March 12th, 2012
Captain Butterball
March 12th, 2012
Blue Butterball Honey-baked Ham of Doom
March 12th, 2012
Fatwoman
March 12th, 2012
Jean Gross
March 12th, 2012
The Jiggler
March 12th, 2012
Dum da da DUM! It is I, the butterball man!
March 12th, 2012
The Blue Whammy.
March 12th, 2012
captain type 2 diabetes
March 12th, 2012
Lunch lady Doris
March 12th, 2012
danger woman you should hear her sing her songs “victims of goodbye”
March 12th, 2012
Super Scooter Shopper. Emphasis on the “SUPER”.
March 12th, 2012
Well I guess if you are a Super Hero and too fat to fly ?
March 12th, 2012
Blueberry Muffin Top Rides Again!
March 12th, 2012
I always knew Eric Cartman was a superhero!
March 12th, 2012
Ever since Batman started doing his own movies again, Robin sure has let himself go!
March 12th, 2012
Danger Woman!
March 12th, 2012
Captain Butterball to the rescue.
March 12th, 2012
She is obviously the Mighty Blue Berry !!
March 12th, 2012
Don’t know about Super hero name. All I can think of is they better hide those butterballs and fast. Holy BatWhale Batman what is that
March 12th, 2012
faster than a speeding bullet …
March 12th, 2012
I’d just love to see her put that kart in reverse with her cape in on the joke! lol Blue HAMburger Lady to the rescue : D
March 12th, 2012
I wonder if that’s Danger Woman… entirely likely in Georgia.
March 12th, 2012
Walmart Super Model… ?
March 12th, 2012
The Phantom Chubby
Saving us all from cholesterol
March 12th, 2012
The Ham-Witch
March 12th, 2012
Buelah the Blue Blob. She corners criminals when her tights explode and ooze flesh till they suffocate.
March 12th, 2012
Its Lots-a- Virgina woman and her nifty bag of strap on attachments and thats not a lark …it’s 250 cc of teeth jarring Power !!
March 12th, 2012
OOO NOOOooooo it’s School Cafeteria Woman !!
March 12th, 2012
It is indeed Atlanta’s own “Danger Woman”. Do a search for her on YouTube. The POWM picture doesn’t do justice to the experience.
March 12th, 2012
Super WHY Yi Yi !!!!!!!!!!!!
March 12th, 2012
Can’t get Ham for $1.99lb on Planet Bluto!
March 12th, 2012
Danger Woman, get a job!
March 12th, 2012
It’s Danger Woman to the rescue, maybe she’s bringing the Regular Guys some cold cuts for the show tomorrow?
March 12th, 2012
Her actual Super Hero name is “Danger Woman” She really lives out this. I must say though, SHE”S FIT!
March 12th, 2012
Her name is DANGER WOMAN!! She is on The Regular Guys radio show on Rock 100.5 in Atlanta!!!!!
March 12th, 2012
Super Fatty. He can destroy you with his cellulite enveloping you if you cross him.
March 12th, 2012
Not to ruin everyone’s fun, but it is in fact Danger Woman of Georgia/The Regular Guys fame. She is mentally handicapped and featured in the documentary “Disabled But Able To Rock.” Very nice woman and very well-intentiioned.
March 12th, 2012
I’ll just call her “Wheels”
March 12th, 2012
agua woman.
March 12th, 2012
Meanwhile, back in the Aisle Of Turkey, Capt Butterball ponders life and cannibalism.
March 12th, 2012
Captain Courtesy Cart.
March 12th, 2012
She goes by Danger Woman. She lives in Atlanta. Her name should be the big blue annoying shiny thing………..
March 12th, 2012
The Ham Burgler
March 12th, 2012
Caption Rascal
March 12th, 2012
That our own “Danger Woman” and she’s REAL!!! ( in her mind bless her heart)
March 12th, 2012
Fatwoman
March 12th, 2012
DUDE you guys dont know who that is?!?! Thats DANGER WOMAN!
March 12th, 2012
Does that thing got a Hemi???
I suspect that her “cryptonite” is a diet coke and a lean cuisine meal…..
March 12th, 2012
Super miss blueberry the Lunch meat fairy
March 12th, 2012
Wow, Captain America really let himself go.
March 12th, 2012
Handicapped woman shopping for turkey and cheese instead of twinkies and chips. I give her a thumbs up and call her Captain Healthy Shopper.
March 12th, 2012
Luna Lunchmeat
March 12th, 2012
Blue Cheez
March 12th, 2012
That’s DANGER WOMAN! She’s a regular on The Regular Guys show on atlantas Rock 100.5fm from 6am-10am mon-fri. I think her next victim of good-bye are the butterballs
March 12th, 2012
Violet, all grown up
Willy Wonka is alive and well
March 12th, 2012
The Incredible Bulk
March 13th, 2012
danger woman? the only thing in danger are those turkeys lol
March 13th, 2012
General Sara Lee Cupcake coming to rescue her 6 little babies.
March 13th, 2012
Captain Hamerica
March 13th, 2012
THE BLUE CHEESER
or
GORGANZOLASS
March 13th, 2012
That’s “Captain Teabagger” and he fights to keep the Obamer government hands out of your Medicare!
March 13th, 2012
Cartwoman
March 13th, 2012
The Blue le’ Goon.
March 13th, 2012
She is the “Deli Defender” boldly defending the fresh by eating the almost outdated super reduced deli products.
March 13th, 2012
She is the “Blue Deli Hulk”. Fast enough to defend deli meat, but to slow to defend you. don’t count on her to your rescue.
March 13th, 2012
Up….Up…and no way
To the rascal Fatman!
March 13th, 2012
To the rascal Fatman!
March 13th, 2012
It’s a bird, it’s a plane, No it’s Deli woman! Handing out justice in a walmart deli near you in her awesome electric motorized cart of Justice! She’s ready to hammer out bad guys with coldcuts and cheeses and can snack at the same time!
March 13th, 2012
Dun Dun Dun Dun ………….. its MEAT MAN!!!!
March 13th, 2012
Captain Save a Ham
March 13th, 2012
Either
Blue Cheese Cutter
Or Captain Blue Cheese
March 13th, 2012
you have heard of Aquaman ?its his Nemesis Whale Women
March 13th, 2012
Ball Lightning to the rescue!
March 13th, 2012
She’s a victim of good pie.
March 13th, 2012
I see Violet made it out of the juicer at the Willy Wonka Chocolate Factory.
March 13th, 2012
Ham-ster the Great! She’s looking for some tryptophan to calm down that outfit.
March 13th, 2012
Super Roller
March 13th, 2012
Captain Underpants, the sequel.
March 13th, 2012
Kapitain Courageous
March 13th, 2012
This is Blubberella, and her theme song is the “Chair-iots of Fire” theme song.
March 13th, 2012
Where Are They Now?:
The Blue Meanie
March 13th, 2012
“Scooter” Smurf!
March 13th, 2012
To The Bat Kart Bluebird!
March 14th, 2012
The maximum capacity for the ButterBallMobile is 350 lbs. Find a new way of getting around.
March 14th, 2012
The maximum capacity for the ButterBallMobile is 350 lbs. Find a new way of getting around. Try flying.
March 14th, 2012
Blue Eggs & Ham
March 14th, 2012
Why does she need to be a hero? How about Ala Cart, super villian extrordinaire.
March 14th, 2012
the lone stranger than me
March 14th, 2012
For real -her name is Danger Woman. They made a documentary about her called Diabled but Able to Rock.
March 14th, 2012
The Great Ball of Butter
March 14th, 2012
It’s obvious. It’s right on the sign next to her in the same colors, Super SaraLee.
March 14th, 2012
They see me rollin… they hatin! Patrollin… they’re tryin to catch me ridin’ stretchy!
March 14th, 2012
“THE BLUE SUMO”
March 15th, 2012
captain cartragous
March 15th, 2012
I’ve heard of blue balls, but this is ridiculous
March 15th, 2012
This is Danger Woman, a real life “super hero” in Atlanta. She fights for the rights of what she refers to as “Differently Abled”. She ROCKS!
March 15th, 2012
Hide the turkeys guys…it’s Mrs. Purdue!
March 15th, 2012
” The Blueberry YumYum “
March 15th, 2012
Meat Man!!
Oh, that’s a woman…? Sorry. My mistake.
March 15th, 2012
How about “The Delicatessen Debutante”? You can call her “Deli Debby” for short.
March 15th, 2012
I must buy this cheese to keep Georgia from chaos
March 15th, 2012
Captain Bueball
March 15th, 2012
The Caped Cruscooter
March 15th, 2012
Don’t fear…Cripped is here!
Here she strolls to save the day!!!
March 15th, 2012
Look out criminals it’s butterball woman. Watch out, shell run you down with her hover-round lol
March 15th, 2012
All I can think of is the character who designs the costumes in THE INCREDIBLES. Edna would say “no” to capes….and then the montage of supers who were undone by their capes….
I can see this one being added to her list: The blue caped super chair, foiled by the cape being caught up in the wheels….and alas, strangled to death….OR rolled up into a inescapable ball because the cape was caught up in the wheels….you decide
March 16th, 2012
Ooooh save us! Save us, Porinia, with your amazing powers of pork!
March 16th, 2012
captain coldcuts
March 17th, 2012
I actually know her. She’s been around Atlanta for years. Although I’ve never known her real name, she goes by Danger Woman. I’m not saying everyone else on this site isn’t, but I know this one’s picking on the handicaped.
March 17th, 2012
The Walmart Hero: Scooter edition
Docter Flub Flub of the cheeses
March 17th, 2012
The Watchmen, Part 2: the Walmart years
March 17th, 2012
“FASTER THAN A SPEEDING…..BULLET”
March 17th, 2012
I know her…Dangerwoman!
March 17th, 2012
Thunda Thighs eats Sara Lee meat! She says Sara Lee meat gives me the energy to defeat fitness and encourage obesity! Buy Sara Lee meat at your Wal-Mart Today!
March 17th, 2012
Guys, though it IS funny, I do know her. That’s Betsy. She has AUTISM and created this character. Be kinda nice.
March 18th, 2012
Captain cold-cut
March 18th, 2012
Get your motor running!! Looking for adventure!! Born to be wild!!!!!!!!
March 18th, 2012
Madam Sara Butterball Lee
March 19th, 2012
Just like the Duke University Blue Devils basketball team, the quality of their mascots has suffered lately.
March 20th, 2012
The Jello Sheriff
March 20th, 2012
Oh no! She ate a piece of that gum Willy Wonka was perfecting and she’s still hungry!
March 21st, 2012
“METEOR”
March 21st, 2012
Capt Cellulite
The Blue Lardturn
RollingThunderThighs
Rhonda of the Planet Smegma
Louise BluCheese her super power is the ability to make things stink incapacitating bad guys
March 22nd, 2012
dammmm i wish i could steal this cus i cant fly anymore cus im to dammmm fat
March 23rd, 2012
Her name is Danger Woman. She is from atlanta, she’s on the radio all the time.
March 23rd, 2012
Da da da Dah
March 23rd, 2012
She is Danger Woman…. be careful or she will sick her danger pets on you…. I shit you not. All hail the EYE
March 26th, 2012
Its Handi-Woman, Handi-Mans girlfriend!
March 26th, 2012
I thought Super Fudge was just the name of a Judy Bloom novel.
March 28th, 2012
Capt.Butter “Blue” Balls to the rescue of all that eat processed meats!
March 28th, 2012
Looks like The Blue Blob is out of Butterball Buttmeat, so the blob of blue blunder has bade to buy his boston butt at the barterer of best buys.
Say that five times fast.
March 30th, 2012
Handi-granny!
April 1st, 2012
I’m a Blue Man Group all by myself!
April 2nd, 2012
“THUNDER BUTT” STRUCK AGAIN
April 2nd, 2012
well i thought the world was suppose to go green not go blue and ride a drive carts around..
April 5th, 2012
OMG ! It’s Betsy ! Also known here in Georgia as DANGER WOMAN !
April 10th, 2012
It’s DANGER WOMAN!!!!!!!!
April 11th, 2012
“It’s been a blue monday so let me get a roast beef on wheat with swiss cheese and oh ya some ACTION!!!!!!! !!!!!!”
April 12th, 2012
The BLUE wheelie !!!
April 12th, 2012
secret agent Code Blue
April 13th, 2012
The Handi Caper.
April 20th, 2012
That is Danger Woman. She’s our local Atlanta Superhero and subject of a song by The Aquabats!
April 21st, 2012
GO GO GO IN MY SUPERCAPE
April 23rd, 2012
Ha and you made fun of me in High School fool now who’s driving inside walmart and not giving a F^#%. Me that’s who. Kiss my blue ass
April 24th, 2012
Lady Bluebiscuit
April 30th, 2012
is it not clear to you all, its the butterball inspector
May 2nd, 2012
The superhero name should be blue berry and it seems like it’s kreptanite is walking
May 4th, 2012
It’s Superfat to the rescue!!
May 4th, 2012
It’s Danger woman!!!! A real live crime fighting hero here in Atlanta!! She even comes on a radio show every once in a while and tells everyone of her good deeds, She also has a tribute song that she sings anytime a major celebrity dies. And I am dead serious!
May 13th, 2012
Captain Booger riding the Colon scooter of Doom
May 18th, 2012
Out of nowhere the loud speaker comes on “we have a donut emergency in isle 5″. This is a job for “Big Blue and the rollin crew”!
May 21st, 2012
That’s Danger Woman! (It really is…. sometimes she’s a guest on the morning show I listen to!)
June 10th, 2012
It’s the incredible Macaroni Mammoth.
Her mission: To enforce deli standards with her powerful vibrating turkey baster.
June 24th, 2012
“Handi-Ma’am”
July 2nd, 2012
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