Judging by your shirt, I think it’s safe to assume that it’s also the size of ChapStick.
77 Comments | In: Featured Creature, Funny, New Jersey, Profane Shirts
Guys can wear chapstick too, hey!
March 14th, 2012
no fun writing on here anymore. might as well just view the pics and leave.
Better that than Old Spice!……but hey thanks for sharing!
…and his hand has no wrinkles.
This photo should be the poster to illustrate the moral decay of the United States. Look how far we have fallen. Sad, very sad.
I really did not want or need to know that your boyfriend uses chapstick
Total F A I L for even wearing that shirt.
I nominate him for the site D-bagging!!
Makes me REALLY want to get to know him better … not!
Probably more smells like hand lotion
Bob Hope's Ghost
do you like me or my comment?
[ ] yes
[ ] no
[ ] maybe
Even the little girl is like, “I’m not gonna share the same space with this dumb-crap…..I’m outta here.”
Prison parolee who wears chapstick.
It probably smells more like Jergens lotion.
I vote photoshop
Only because he ran out of Vaseline.
I guess he double jointed…….
Wait …Is the girl in the striped shirt wearing chapstick?
It all makes sense now
it was probally cracked from playing with it so much.
HAHA! … also the size of ChapStick … THAT’S AWESOME.
should be escorted out of the store for just being offensive with family around
I call a Duck Lips Foul on the little girl.
LOL Bob Hope’s Ghost
We are devolving as a species. Want proof?? Here you go! He has a child and is wearing that shirt. How sad.
REALLY???? And we should know this why????
that “my dick smells like chapstick” is a song a local band from PA sings. It’s Emily’s Toy Box btw.
he missed two very important words it should be reading MY dick tastes like MY chapstick
BRING BACK THE LIKE OR DISLIKE FEATURE!!!
is anyone else curious as to why he takes the time to sniff his privates in the first place?
Huh. I would have guessed Skoal or Copenhagen.
So his boyfriend uses chapstick instead of Preperation H?
Wal Mart shouldn’t even allow dumbasses like this in the store.I’m sure they won’t go bankrupt over the 5 bucks they lose on his purchase.
I wrote an email to Luke of POWM, and he was nice enough to reply. Here’s what he said:
I’m surprised it, I guessed like poop
I didn’t know that sheep use chapstick !
he has bad words on his shirt. one time i said a bad word and got soap put in my mouth.
Funny, funny, people!
And To Each, thanks for finding that out for us!!
He has to smell it cause his fat ass can’t see it.
Mine smells like Altoids
I wonder how funny he’ll think that shirt is when his daughter’s boyfriend wears it?
WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN??????!!!!!!!
(seriously, what about them – this is really disgusting – what an f’ing pig)
totally agree with Ted C. Americans have no morals anymore. this pic is just proof. one of the many reasons i don’t set foot in walmart. i don’t want to look at the trash of the country much less shop where they shop
This guy puts a bad name to Emily’s Toybox (the band that sold these shirts)
At what age to you stop being this kind of a douchbag? Seriously!? This is the kind of thing I expect maybe a 20 year old, maybe a gutter 30 year old.
Come on dude! you look at least forty!
TMI Alert. Did we really need to know or do we really care?
And his wife and kid are fat
icy the humor
@TOEACHHISOWN…Good to know.
Let me guess…he had to shave his head, lest the Lee Press-On Nails would still be there.
March 15th, 2012
Why is he smelling his own dick?
How do you know?
How do you know? It could also smell like Anal Lube.
emily’s toy box…it’s a band and it’s one of their songs. google that shit.
What a disgusting pig – with kids around too…. nice.
I’m just waiting for the day when I run into a douche like this out in public
More the size than the smell.
That’s a lie. I bet it really smells of santorum (Google it).
That is THE most revolting thing I’ve ever heard of.
And to think Rick Santorum has to go through life dealing with that. Poor bastard.
March 16th, 2012
I bet his farts smell like burnt rubber and vaseline..
March 17th, 2012
Someone should tell him that Vaseline will make his hands soft too!
It’s actually the name of a song from a local PA band. Emily’s Toy box. They are pretty good. Look them up.
Well, that’s absolutely OK for children to see!
March 18th, 2012
I just want him away from the kids!!!
March 19th, 2012
if you look up this saying u will find its a song by emilys toybox
That t-shirt belongs to the band Emils toybox, hillarious band. I use to book them at Harbir Lights years ago in Northeast Philly!
March 23rd, 2012
I hope that’s not his daughter!
March 24th, 2012
I have no words…what a CREEP! I’d walk as far away from that type as possible.
March 26th, 2012
GO EMILY’S TOYBOX!!! That shirt is a local band shirt!!
March 27th, 2012
This probably has something to do with the fact that his daughter is too young to wear lipstick.
a picture is worth a thousand words
but an observation is priceless
March 28th, 2012
It smells like your your brothers ASS.
March 31st, 2012
POW had NO business posting a minor’s photo on their website. FYI you could get sued plus it’s just plain rude. Either crop the photo or ‘black box’ the minor’s face. As for the tee – it’s in bad taste and lame…no surprise there.
April 3rd, 2012
i love that band i have a signed shirt an cd love to c them at the ds or on the island
April 6th, 2012
he out to be kicked out of the store! and fined
April 10th, 2012
I’m concerned for the little girl nearby
April 11th, 2012
Actually, there is a band in central PA called “Emily’s Toy Box” and the song “My Dick Smells Like Chapstick” is kinda like their, um, anthem and apparently a pretty hot selling t-shirt at the Goodwill store.
April 26th, 2012
i know theres freedom of speech and all but damn keep that crap to yourself!!!! oh and by the way, WE REALLY DONT CARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
May 3rd, 2012
Ew, I didn’t know they made poop-flavored chapstick!
I guess they were out of the ones that said “I’m a dick and a dipshit”.
August 10th, 2012