I’d like to say that we are all just big kids at heart, but the problem with that is kids shouldn’t even be doing this. So congratulations, you are both old and dumb.
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I like tater totts!
March 14th, 2012
This guy has to either be drunk or “special”.
Dumb, yes. looks like fun? uh…..yeah! sorry!! can’t say that i would ACTUALLY try it though!
To quote Red Forman “Dumbass”
wow, this isn’t staged or ANYTHING is it? Note that his face is even obscured, and the picture is pretty perfectly framed (not to mention that there doesn’t appear to be any movement)
bahaha old man
or fresh off new sh!t?
The cat litter is there in case he pisses himself.
well..what else do you do when all the motorized wheelie carts are taken?
More like perve at heart. Think about it…
sorry but, these are starting to really looked staged.
I hope he didn’t get stuck!!
Judging by his back belt and the empty cartons I am assuming he is an employee horsing around in the back (or maybe not at Walmart at all).
Cat litter, go figure!!!!!
I see an accident about to happen…..and difficulty getting out of bed tomorrow.
It’s all fun and games until you crash and get a Tidy Cat shower.
There’s still a kid in all of us!
Okay, I’ll be the first to ask this question, who is helping this young at heart guy push his cart???
liz in albuquerque
That would take me at least 5 minutes to acheive that position on the cart. Kudos to the cart rider! Now pick your head up before your beanie tangles with the wheels.
LoL, i say this guy is awesome. Not exposing himself or doing anything totally gross. Did not bring his Goat into the store and has his shirt on properly. Just a guy having alittle fun for the camera.
Calling LAME and POSED.
Hey when your handicap and all the fat people take the power carts you have to do what you have to do. This man is an innovator.
I would actually like to see to the left of this pic,because his mom is probably pushing him in her wheel chair… and Looking at the contents of his cart, he is possibly the crazy cat guy with 1000 cats and lives with his mom at 76..but hey if we were crazy we would do this to!
He shouldn’t be fooling around like that. His 100 cats are waiting at home for him to bring that industrial sized container of cat litter home.
Rollback on old people?
“Weeeeeee, We we, weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
I don’t think I would be able to fit down there, and if I did manage to do it I would probably need the jaws of life to get me out!
Does this old man think “planking” is still cool? I swear I hated that and thought it had went away.
March 15th, 2012
Git R Done!!!!
Sorry, but what an idiot. You just know he would attempt to sue the store should he get injured!! Just when I think America cant be dumbed down any lower, some fool comes along and proves me wrong…….
That is like going to Lake Michigan and out in the water.
Planking – you’re doing it wrong
He thinks he’s on a ride at Six Flags.
Are people still Planking?
Bob Hope's Ghost
workboots, flannel shirt, back brace. this looks like an overnight worker staging something for some site that mimics his employer.
Is that Tide he’s reaching for?? Drug money now…..
Is it just me or does his head look like it’s been replaced by a gray potato?
Agree with toeachhisown weeeeeee, we, we weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
This serves as a reminder to the ladies to wear their best panties under their dresses/skirts when shopping at Wally’s World.
What could possibly make something go through your head that would say “this is a good idea”?
I thought I was the only one who liked that commercial.
He couldn’t find the mirrors for his shoes.
March 16th, 2012
You’re not alone.
Gramps has found the perfect vantage point for some POW upskirt action!
Or dead. And rigor mortis set in.
March 17th, 2012
Son of Sam's Club
the new Ensure Extreme w/ Red Bull makes grandpa crazy
This made me wonder who performed the walmart cart oil changes every 3000 fenders
March 18th, 2012
Wondering why ANYONE in their right mind would want to look up the skirt of a Walcreature…….
March 19th, 2012
@ASHLEY I’m thinking dementia or alzheimers
March 20th, 2012
Anyone shocked he has a tub of Tidy Cat MULTI CAT kitty litter?? Not really..
@Mary: Me too, except if you enlarge (yes, bored, bored, but why else am I here) that area, you see one blue eye which makes the grey blob sth squeezed between his ear and his shoulder, his carry-always softie?
March 21st, 2012
just throwing this out there, but that guy has to be an employee, and this is totally staged, the way all of the product around him is stacked he is obviously in the back room, he is probably an overnight inventory or stocker.
April 5th, 2012
My HUSBAND!! We’re finally SOMEBODY!
This photo is not staged, hubby does ridiculous things to amuse himself when he’s bored – and shopping is the most boring thing in the universe.
If my husband had more money, he’d be considered eccentric, so all you haters, quit hating!
April 9th, 2012
I know this guy and his wife, they not Walmart employees. Just a couple of immature 50 somethings. They act like this everywhere.
Hey, you can get old, but you can stay immature indefinitely!
Come on a lil farther I can almost see up this chicks dress…..DUH HUH
April 23rd, 2012
For real…. this is not staged or set up in any way. I know this guy – he is a child stuck in a grown up man’s body… this is really one of the lesser dumb things he has done… hey – he’s not hurting anyone so leave him alone. You all wish you had thought of it first!
July 15th, 2013