March 15th, 2012
Thong Spotting
I stopped by my local Walmart to quickly use the bathroom. I went inside and noticed an elderly greeter at the doors. Wanting to be nice, I said hello as I approached. The guy said nothing. I did a bit of a double take (since when do Walmart greeters not say hello?!) and he turned back to me with a somewhat dazed look. “Oh, I’m sorry. I was checking out that lovely lady over there.” I was a little creeped out, but I nodded and said, “Yeah”. “It’s the perfect job for that kind of thing, you know” he said, giving me a bit of a wink. I looked back. The woman was morbidly obese. To give him credit, the woman’s thong was falling out. She wasn’t a creature, but she certainly wasn’t attractive.
Thong Spotting,
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If a anyone is morbidly obese, then they are a wal-creature. If a anyone is mildly obese and showing a thong they are a wal-creature. So this woman definitely qualifies as a wal-creature.
March 15th, 2012
He was on thong patrol.
March 15th, 2012
Lemme get this straight. She was morbidly obese, but she wasn’t a creature?
So, what is your idea of a creature?
March 15th, 2012
To whoever wrote this … the greeter is a dirty old man, and was hitting on you.
March 15th, 2012
So, just because someone is obese, they’re not attractive? Is that the only reason the woman wasn’t attractive?
Well okay I guess there is a limit, and a thong hanging out like that wouldn’t help. Blech.
March 15th, 2012
So,morbidly obese?How heavy the woman is?
March 16th, 2012
at least he’s working and not being another aged leech on society. let him look all he wants. its a public place.
March 16th, 2012
My husband says stuff like that all the time…but he is being sarcastic. He will say hey look at that hot A$$, but its some huge lady with greasy hair. Maybe the greeter was doing the same?? One can only hope:)
March 16th, 2012
I believe morbidly obese with a thong hanging out is the very definition of a walcreature.
March 17th, 2012
I believe that morbidly obese and wearing a thing that’s hanging out is the very definition of a walcreature.
March 18th, 2012
“I stopped by my local Walmart to quickly use the bathroom”
You took a quick bath at Wal-Mart?
I suggest that you now disinfect your entire body.
On a more serious note–Why do people refer to a public restroom/lavatory/toilet room/WC as a “bathroom”?
A bathroom is a place where you take a bath, and I REALLY hope that nobody decides to bathe in a Wal-Mart restroom/lavatory/toilet room/WC!
March 19th, 2012
because in north america, and probably elsewhere, it’s simply called a bathroom. but thanks for waxing all-bombastic-like…I can enjoy the rants of an “I-am-the-only-person-who-speaks-proper-english-snob” like anyone else.
March 19th, 2012
Hey Max and Hater,
When I was in the first grade I asked a nun if I could go to the bathroom.
She said it is not a bathroom, because I was not going to take a bath.
It is called a restroom, and I could not go until I used the proper name.
I told her I was not going to rest in there either.
I got in trouble.
I HATE nuns.
March 20th, 2012
Shun the nuns… And the morbidly obese woman… And the sick-minded greeter. :/
March 20th, 2012
i’m giving the person greeter credit and assume he was being sarcastic.
March 20th, 2012
You said:
“The guy said nothing. I did a bit of a double take (since when do Walmart greeters not say hello?!)”
You sound like a needy person.
March 23rd, 2012
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