October 12th, 2009
Lots Of Tail
Tags: mullet, skirts
It’s not her fault; that guy’s fabulous rat tail makes all the girls pull their skirts up.
California
Lots Of Tail,
It’s not her fault; that guy’s fabulous rat tail makes all the girls pull their skirts up.
California
Lots Of Tail,
542 Comments, Comment or Ping
I smell hair burning.
October 12th, 2009
Mmmmmm, yum, cottage cheese!
October 12th, 2009
Her legs remind me of the cottage cheese I had this morning :{
Hope there’s a thong under there somewhere ????????
She’s got a lot of nerve or no sense what so ever !
October 12th, 2009
OH MY, that rat tail got her so hot and bothered that she walked out of the house and forgot to put on her pants
October 12th, 2009
baby got back!
October 12th, 2009
That is just so WRONG
October 12th, 2009
look at her smuggling all of that cottage cheese out of walmart.
October 12th, 2009
hey mom, your ass is hanging out again
October 12th, 2009
Why are her legs a different color than the rest of her body?
October 12th, 2009
That really is as bad as it gets. I’m truly at a loss for words. I usually have something funny to say and I’m stunned. It’s not even close to covering her nasty ass.
October 12th, 2009
Gotta go back in the store ’cause she dried out my cheese.
October 12th, 2009
Come on guys it was probably a hot day in Wally world Ca. so she was just airn out!
October 12th, 2009
Nothing like a little breeze on those chunky cheeks! GROSS!
October 12th, 2009
“Moon River, wider than a mile,
I’m crossing you in style some day.
Oh, dream maker, you heart breaker,
wherever you’re going I’m going your way.
Two drifters off to see the world.”
Wow, that really is a full moon.
October 12th, 2009
Wow…it’s hot-pink-garbage-bag-filled-with-creamed-corn’s sister!
October 12th, 2009
I was having a craving for cottage cheese.
October 12th, 2009
Seriously?
October 12th, 2009
I guess her shorts are hanging on her keychain…
October 12th, 2009
Would be better off trading the guy for his shorts… the nice design on the pockets would go great with the too tight pink tank and Clairol special red hair.
October 12th, 2009
She is to big to be wearing a skirt that isnt longer than her arms length anyway. Thats disguisting, I think its actaully a shirt!!
October 12th, 2009
Oh. MY. God. Becky.
October 12th, 2009
Close your eyes and imagine what the front looks like!! AHHH I”M BLIND!!
October 12th, 2009
I like big butts and I cannot lieeeeeeeeeeeee… Never mind.
October 12th, 2009
Why is it everyone form the South shows way too much ass? and not nice ass either.
October 12th, 2009
No sign of a thong…..Ewwwwwwww
October 12th, 2009
That would be awesome if she were hot! That just gives females a bad rap!
October 12th, 2009
YIKES!!!!!
October 12th, 2009
It’s call “tail gateing”…… very popular pre-football game pastime….
October 12th, 2009
so wrong in so many ways… God Help Us All.
October 12th, 2009
Looks like hail damage back there.
October 12th, 2009
I was thinking we can get a collection together to get her liposuction. Then again, a pair of shorts would be MUCH cheaper!
October 12th, 2009
Shoes…check, shirt…check, purse…check, pants and underwear…damn, I knew that I forgot something.
October 12th, 2009
Why can’t we get pictures of a cute girl wearing something like that?
PLEASE?
October 12th, 2009
Going commando!
October 12th, 2009
How do you NOT feel your ass hanging out?
This is just . . . icky.
October 12th, 2009
Love the “bedazzled” pockets.
October 12th, 2009
Baby got back……YARD
October 12th, 2009
I think she’s hot! Yeah baby!
October 12th, 2009
Hot Pink Mess #2…
October 12th, 2009
I can’t find words…… I can’t even organize a thought….. Only questions, who the? what in the??? why? And the rest of the world sees this.
October 12th, 2009
If the back looks THAT bad, I can only imagine what a picture of the front would look like!! Ewwwwwwww!!!!! Can’t people get arrested for wearing that little in public????
October 12th, 2009
I just thankful there isn’t a pic from the front.
October 12th, 2009
I’m calling PhotoShop.
October 12th, 2009
At this she was fashionable enough to match the lucky rabbits foot on her purse with the outfit.
Sidenote: Check out the guys’ rat tail !
October 12th, 2009
mexicans
October 12th, 2009
By wearing her daughter’s tank top as a dress she helps the environment by having less laundry to do each week.
October 12th, 2009
Thank God she is not bending over!
October 12th, 2009
WHY. . . WHY . . . WHY . . . would you take a photo of that?????
October 12th, 2009
Butt cleavage.
Bringing sexy back back. Or trying. And failing.
October 12th, 2009
I’m a big girl and my stomach just flipped over in sheer disgust…
October 12th, 2009
“Attention Walmart customers. Would the customer trying on the purple leopard print jeans from the Miley Cyrus collection please return to the fitting rooms? We have your jeans and panties. Please. The children are weeping. Thank you.”
October 12th, 2009
C’mon guys, maybe she actually did put underwear on that morning… I just think her ass ate it by the time they got to the parking lot.
October 12th, 2009
She must have worked the night before, giving her money maker some air for it was beginning to curdle!
October 12th, 2009
That couple is all dressed up and out on the town for a hot date startin’ at the Walmart!!!
October 12th, 2009
that’s Michelin’s wife
October 12th, 2009
that’s Michelin’s wife
but I’d hit it
October 12th, 2009
Jorts in the wash? Fuck it. Just wear your NORTS.
October 12th, 2009
This photo looks spliced together. The pink skirt is darker that the top and so is the skin. Who would dress like this. Not good for sure.
October 12th, 2009
For all that is holy….Please tell me this is photoshopped because I cannot go on with life knowing someone cannot tell their a$$ is hanging out of their dress…..
October 12th, 2009
Looks like that rabbit’s foot hanging on her purse didn’t bring her any luck. I’m thinking that the guy behind her must have snatched her capri’s while they were in the store. Really, what kind of man wears bedazzled capri’s? I guee the kind that would want his woman showing her business at Walmart.
October 12th, 2009
easy access at its worst.
October 12th, 2009
That is just disgusting. I bet it stinks, too!
October 12th, 2009
Her little kitty must be getting some fresh air up front. Now I know what the Walmart Partial Nudist colony looks like!
October 12th, 2009
It is the reverse shoplift. She left her pants in the fitting room
October 12th, 2009
I JUST PUKED SO FUCKING HARD.
October 12th, 2009
That cannot be real. Seriously. Something off about that photo
makes me think it’s photoshopped.
October 12th, 2009
I would tap that.
October 12th, 2009
After a long night at the ‘Cheap Whores’ strip club he decided to take one home with him. They had to stop for some lube at Walmart first though.
October 12th, 2009
I call shopped photo, dress is 2 different colors!!
October 12th, 2009
If that little kid turns around….he’s going to be messed up for life
October 12th, 2009
Now that is special. She didn’t leave her pants at home, she walked right out of them when her husband bought that delicious rat-tail at Wal-Mart….
October 12th, 2009
omg what did she forget to put on pants this morning
October 12th, 2009
Was thinking about cottage cheese for lunch.
Not now.
October 12th, 2009
@ Sonnie,
This pic is from Cali, not the South. At least in the South, we know the difference between states and the areas in those states.
October 12th, 2009
that’s the grossest thing i’ve ever seen in my life!
October 12th, 2009
Massive Beaver Spotted in WalMart Parking Lot; Onlookers Say Damn
October 12th, 2009
I am now blind…
October 12th, 2009
just say no to crack!
October 12th, 2009
How is that even legal?? public indecency maybe… or maybe just plain gross… people put some flippin clothes on.
October 12th, 2009
Looks more like nasty Raw Chicken. Bumpy Bumpy Fat Fat. Call the LAW.
October 12th, 2009
It looks like someone jumped on the back of her legs with Golf Shoes!
October 12th, 2009
Why why WHY does she think a shell is a dress! Who told her that!
October 12th, 2009
If this had been photoshopped at all people, it would’ve been to put her some shorts ON!
I’m just worried about that poor kid. He needs to start a list now to go over with his therapist later!
October 12th, 2009
She should never have been wearing that dress to begin with, and that would of never happened.
October 12th, 2009
Your husband just demanded this picture be removed. he said it looked like horse manu manu, horse manu manu, awe shit.
October 12th, 2009
Maybe her ass ate her pants, so it´s not entirely her fault???
October 12th, 2009
Oh my gosh….that’s indecent exposure….couldn’t / shouldn’t she be arrested for that!!
October 12th, 2009
The cavity search just got easier.
October 12th, 2009
Why not let everyone know if the carpet matches the drapes.
October 12th, 2009
Aw, leave her alone. She’s probably wearing a thong.
October 12th, 2009
I think Photoshop for sure. Look at how much narrower she is through the waist, then boom suddenly huge. I think it’s a tank, and someone happened to have a picture with a ass hanging out of a skirt similar in color.
October 12th, 2009
Lady with no pants: Ohhh Look a nicklel! *Bends over*
Other people of Walmart: “Oh gawwwd. Hellz No”
October 12th, 2009
Not for nothing but I don’t think underwear is a necessity, I personally hate panty line and wedgies. That is unless your skirt is so short that it will ride up and show everyone that you’re not wearing any. Then again, should she be wearing a shirt that short even with underwear? I think not.
October 12th, 2009
one word… Loofa
October 12th, 2009
How do people NOT KNOW when their BUTT is hanging OUT??!!
Buy a mirror, for the love of my eyes!!
October 12th, 2009
god bless the child…..I can only imagine what he has seen in his few short years!!!
October 12th, 2009
hey sonnie when did calafornia become the south? dumb ass!
October 12th, 2009
^ Some people are just built that way, you know…
October 12th, 2009
o.k., I get it, you like to go commando….no worries, but for the love of Jesus, you don’t need to ADVERTISE that you are commando….
October 12th, 2009
*CHOKES*
October 12th, 2009
It looks like she has been standing outside during a hail storm!
October 12th, 2009
That ain’t cute.
October 12th, 2009
If you think thats bad….could you imagine if she turned around?
October 12th, 2009
Forget the mullet . . .
Cottage Cheese, it’s whats for dinner dun dun dun
October 12th, 2009
Thats right, I meant to pick up cottage cheese while I was at the store
October 12th, 2009
His bedazzled manpris are pretty awesome though
October 12th, 2009
California dreaming
October 12th, 2009
This looks fake ( and I hope it is). The ‘shirt/dress’ in question is two different colors and if you notice on the right side of the picture by the purse..her ass doesn’t line up…or this poor broad needs some lipo!
October 12th, 2009
How do you not notice the wind rushing by?
October 12th, 2009
Yuuuuuck!
October 12th, 2009
My God! Hide the children!
October 12th, 2009
Hey Sonnie…..look at your map……..
California (Wierdafornia) is not the South.
October 12th, 2009
R.I.P My Boner
October 12th, 2009
My God! Shield the children’s eyes.
October 12th, 2009
Im thinking photoshop as well. Just above the widest part of the hips you can see where the photos are spliced.
I can say there are real women out there that are slim on top and carry everything on their hips and butt.
October 12th, 2009
She must be late for work on the corner, the rat tail must be her pimp
October 12th, 2009
Thank GOD she’s not dancing to “Bust A Move!” lol
October 12th, 2009
Erm, I wonder what it looks like from the front…. o.O
October 12th, 2009
Is this for real? I have never seen such….lovelyness! LOL!
October 12th, 2009
For all the times her mama said “You’re not going out of the house dressed like That!”
So she just doesn’t.
Guys – if you let, make, or dare your gal to go to Walmart without undies, you don’t deserve anyone else.
October 12th, 2009
You mean pull up her *SHIRT* right??? Wow…
October 12th, 2009
I need help. My jaw is stuck on the floor and I can’t find my eyes after they popped out of my head.
October 12th, 2009
And Jesus wept…………..
October 12th, 2009
What.
The.
Fuck.
This is just wrong on like 100 different levels. I mean if you can see half her ass, just imagine what you can see in the front!
And then you see this little kid walking in front of her just a few paces, come on cover yourself up. Can’t you feel the breeze?
October 12th, 2009
I’m hoping the little kid isn’t hers.
Notice how everyone is either looking or walking away from her?
Rat tail dude appears to be smoking something that doesn’t look like a Marlboro. Even that’s not enough to make that mess look good.
October 12th, 2009
Why did no one report her for indecent exposure? Seriously, she has no underwear on in a public place. She needs to be arrested. It’s WalMart, lady, not some nightclub in Vegas.
October 12th, 2009
OH NO SHE DID’NT………….
October 12th, 2009
Definitely photoshop.
October 12th, 2009
Just plain………….GROSS
October 12th, 2009
OK FIRST OFF WHO EVER THINKS ITS OK TO SELL PLUS SIZE THONGS IS DELUSIONAL, SECOND DOES THIS WOMAN NOT OWN A MIRROR? DOES SHE NOT FEEL A BREEZE? GOOD LORD WHATEVER HAPPENED TO PUBLIC DECENCY????????????
October 12th, 2009
did she forget to wear panties with that skirt or did she forget to wear pants with that shirt? it’s so bad i can’t tell what it is!
October 12th, 2009
maybe she has… uh.. invisible underwear?
October 12th, 2009
I need that can of paint to knock me unconscious. It’s like a train wreck my eyes are screaming, but I can’t seem to close the page.
October 12th, 2009
just down right discusting
October 12th, 2009
OMG!!!!!! This is the absolute ULTIMATE! I don’t even like to wear shorts for fear of showing my cellulite….but not this gal!
October 12th, 2009
I want to make a citizen’s arrest for vision pollution.
October 12th, 2009
I bet if she turned around it would look like the back of the guy’s head!
October 12th, 2009
definitely a photoshop!
if you zoom the photo, you can see that its a pink shirt and skirt, the skirt is oddly formed where it meets the purse. Her torso is also too long, her butt should be up higher.
nice try.
October 12th, 2009
I don’t know what part of California she’s in, but even in SAN DIEGO the draft would tell her somthin’ aint right back there!
October 12th, 2009
why can’t we get a shot of a hot GUY showing his beehine? why does it always have to be fat gurlz???
October 12th, 2009
And to top it off you know she’s not wearing a bra either… man… she’s just airing out everything today….
October 12th, 2009
there should be a license in order to wear that type of clothing…..eye bleach, where can I get some eye bleach
October 12th, 2009
At least she shaved her ass before going out like that
October 12th, 2009
I live in Alabama, and the sad thing is that I actually saw a chick dressed like that a couple of months ago at the mall. She was a hairdresser at Master Cuts. (Thank God she was off duty).
October 12th, 2009
how in the world do you walk around not knowing your ass is hanging out??!!! HOW?!
October 12th, 2009
She’s giving butts a bad name.
October 12th, 2009
Just think – this is an everyday site at the Walmart Nudist Camp/trailer park
October 12th, 2009
If that’s hanging out the back, I don’t want to see what’s hanging out the front.
October 12th, 2009
ahhh come on she is probably wearing a string thong up her butt and thinks she’s cute—ya think??
October 12th, 2009
It looks like Lobster Bisue that has been sitting out for two hours too long
October 12th, 2009
Where the hell am I when these women walk around like that???!!!
October 12th, 2009
Mkay, for anyone claiming it’s Photoshopped (oh, how I wish it were!)
It’s a tank top and a tiny skirt that’s riding way too far up
If you see strange lumps, bumps, or malformations near her purse, refer to her cellulite-y legs.
Someone would have to be a Photoshop master to blend it so seamlessly into the background.
October 12th, 2009
This should definately be in the running for top 3 in the contest
October 12th, 2009
Save the whales! Put the whale back in the water!
October 12th, 2009
At least anyone in front gets to see if the carpet matches the curtins.
October 12th, 2009
It looks like someone shot her in the ass with a 20ga.
October 12th, 2009
would this be considered ‘bluffin with your muffin’?
October 12th, 2009
In NYC she would definitely get arrested for that. We don’t even have wal-marts here that I know of.
October 12th, 2009
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…my eyes, my eyes.
October 12th, 2009
Pretty bad when the asses on the two guys in the picture look better than the ass on the girl in the picture.
October 12th, 2009
She looks kinda hot after a 12 pack of bud!
October 12th, 2009
I haven’t seen this much class in one picture in a very, very long time.
Icky!
October 12th, 2009
I hope its longer in the front
October 12th, 2009
ewww…nasty! i bet if that’s her man behind her, he thinks that everyone stares at her because they think she’s hott!!
October 12th, 2009
I see London, I see France, I see…….no wait, that doesnt apply here O.o
Now that the photoshop people mention it, it does kinda look like a splice job, I mean is it just me or are the legs a completely different skin tone from the torso?
October 12th, 2009
her legs are where they put the leftovers from Nancy Pelosi’s facelifts…
October 12th, 2009
I feel so sorry for her. I mean really how can you not feel that breeze, but at the same time. How embarrassing for her to have her butt showing to the entire world. I hope the person who took this at least had the decency to tell her her butt is hanging out after he/she took the pic.
October 12th, 2009
I only hope our men and women serving this great country don’t see this. And to think this is what they’re protecting! C’mon America. Maybe this makes it easier to have your head up your ____, oh nevermind.
From,
A Vet
October 12th, 2009
as for her legs being a different color… I can lay out and tan all I want and my legs don’t tan for some reason, my back and my chest tan nicely, arms too. but my stomach down doesnt tan. It is weird. I can burn the crap out of them, but no tan.
October 12th, 2009
that’s hot!
October 12th, 2009
I’d hit it (her).
Him too if he pissed me off.
October 12th, 2009
UN BELIEVABLE!!! Butt maybe it turns on rat tail boy…
October 12th, 2009
NWS THAT!!!
October 12th, 2009
How the hell can she look in the mirror (assuming she does) and say “DAMN! I look hot! Everyone needs to see my fine ass”?
October 12th, 2009
eeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww <333
October 12th, 2009
i guess walmart doesn’t have a “no shirt, no shoes, no pants, no service” policy…
is it even legal to be walking around “dressed” like that?
October 12th, 2009
I’ve seen signs that say “Shirt Required”….I guess we need to add “Pants Required”. Now I must go gouge my eyes out.
October 12th, 2009
I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone’s ass and legs make a perfect cross. Simply amazing.
October 12th, 2009
“Booty booty booty booty BOOTY everywhere” …….. too funny
October 12th, 2009
Shouldn’t someone arrest her. For cryin’ out loud!
October 12th, 2009
Everyone in the photo is a huge Fail…
October 12th, 2009
She needs to look in the mirror before getting dressed and have some sense of taste in clothes.
October 12th, 2009
I think I’ve lost 10 pounds since I started frequenting this site…it’s doing wonders from keeping me from the snacks….
October 12th, 2009
My eye’s…THEY BLEED!!!!!!!!!!!
October 12th, 2009
She should be arrested for indecent exposure no doubt.
October 12th, 2009
No one would walk around in public w/ their ass out and no underwear on. And you know her stuff is showing in the front too w/ her dress that high! I’m sorry, but I’m just not believing this one wasn’t staged.
October 12th, 2009
No Sir Mix Alot, due to this image burned into my mind, I no longer like Big Butts.
Side note: I just vomitted in my mouth a little.
October 12th, 2009
Walmart greeters need to be equipped with harpoons.
October 12th, 2009
Where are her underpants!?
October 12th, 2009
No one would walk around in public w/ their backside out and no underwear on. And if her stuff is showing like that in the back I’m certain it’s also showing in the front. I’m sorry, but I’m just not believing this one really happened. Looks staged to me.
October 12th, 2009
after seeing this, i doubt i can get a hard on for at least a week.
October 12th, 2009
Hooker with a built in ATM card slot.
October 12th, 2009
That is just so WRONG in so many ways. If she has a thong it’s lost but a big butt like that needs more than a thong. This girl should be ashamed of herself. She’s scaring and scarring people across the nation.
October 12th, 2009
This lady needs to borrow the trash bag on the wall creature above her. Cover up lady. That’s really disgusting and a great excuse for the rest of us to start dieting.
October 12th, 2009
Not only did she forget to put on pants, she also forgot her underwear. I’m glad that the photo was taken from behind and not the front. Gross!!
October 12th, 2009
I guess that rabbits foot on her keychain isn’t the only thing that gets rubbed often.
October 12th, 2009
Not only did she forget to put on her pants, she forgot her underwear as well. At least the photo was taken from behind and not the front! Gross!
October 12th, 2009
It’s obvious what has happened here. Take a look at the girlish jeans he is wearing. He stole her jeans! He made her walk back to the car without any pants. He is wearing her jeans!
October 12th, 2009
DId someone inject her thighs with rancid yogurt instead of Botox?
October 12th, 2009
Uh, guys… This is California. We are makes some mighty big assumptions by saying this is a “she”. This could easily be a “he”… Or “It”….
October 12th, 2009
From the front it looks like a terrorist wearing a pink turban……..
October 12th, 2009
This is so nastey i mean seriously what the hell are they thinking.
October 12th, 2009
“Mommy, really, you don’t need to come to Parents / Teacher Night…..Reallyyyyyyyyyyyyyy……”
October 12th, 2009
Open Wide for Chunky!
October 12th, 2009
For those whom think she’s wearing a thong – she’s not. You’d see the strings cutting into her if she was. She’s totally commando.
And totally deserves to be in jail.
October 12th, 2009
It’s like a really bad train wreck, I just can’t look away…
Oh, god! She’s probably showing off her coochie too >_<
October 12th, 2009
Really? Do people go out of their houses like this? Ugh.
October 12th, 2009
Ruh-roh, Raggy! I rink I row rhere rall re Cooby Racks Rare!
Zoiks, Sccoby-Doo! There’s no mystery here but the case of the Missing Panties and The Mind That Was Lost With Them!
October 12th, 2009
HOLY SHIT!!! Is that a lucky rabbit’s foot on her purse?????
October 12th, 2009
Can’t this lady tell half her butt is being shown to everyone in the parking lot? also, why the hell hasn’t someone walked up to her and said “sorry mam but your ass is hanging out and no one wants to see that.” I just really hope that dress isn’t hitched as high in the front as it is in the back, there are children around her.
October 12th, 2009
SICK!!!!!!!!
October 12th, 2009
Now I’m just convinced that people are pulling stunts to get on this website. Seriously? Nobody does that without knowing. WTF
October 12th, 2009
Holy…..cow
October 12th, 2009
There is no photoshop cropping but there should be…..Its really a 2 way street ….yeah she’s half naked but how many people hid their kids or said anything outloud? C’mon people we have to quit being enablers!!!!!
October 12th, 2009
I think there are two colors because she’s wearing a top over a tiny almost-matching skirt. You can see where they overlap a little on the left.
I also think I see pantie lines, so she’s wearing them, they’ve just been et up.
October 12th, 2009
God bless this poor little kid for being forced to have to grow up and be around parents like this. Seriously, this is disgusting.
October 12th, 2009
The little boy is pleading with the other couple, “Hey Mister, please take me home ! PLEASE ! “
October 12th, 2009
I am so fucking disgusted. I bet she has a full exposed bush in front.
October 12th, 2009
He is walking behind (no pun intended) her for god’s sake, I guess he was trying to show his “fine piece of tail” *puke in mouth a little* to everyone
October 12th, 2009
Yep, it’s the moon alright. Look at those craters!!
October 12th, 2009
i wonder what she looks like from the front >.<.
October 12th, 2009
Come on now, I feel the breeze when there is a hole in my sock. This lady don’t feel the wind beneth her wings
October 12th, 2009
All I have to say is, windex works perfect on cleaning the computer screen
October 12th, 2009
Are you sure they weren’t filming an episode of, “The Office”? Looks a bit like Meredith and it’s something she has done in the past.
October 12th, 2009
“minimum coverage for less”
October 12th, 2009
I’m gonna say that’s been ‘photo-shopped’.
-legs are different color (although that could be from wearing pants)
-there is a perfectly straight line halfway up the skirt where it looks like two images were merged.
October 12th, 2009
Banned from Rodeo Drive-forced to shop at WalMart.
October 12th, 2009
Oh god–this is the dream we all have! Where we go to walmart and forget our pants! How the hell did she get this far? Wouldn’t you notice when you sat down on the car seat and felt the seat material? Did she go to walmart alone and has no one who will say “hey babes, bushbaby at 6 o’clock”? jeez I’m stunned.
October 12th, 2009
I actually think she probably went to Wal-mart to buy underwear and didn’t want a lot of clothes in the way when she tried them on. What’s even better is Wal-mart is a family oriented place with no explicit lyrics in the CD’s and such and then slutty mcslutcherson comes in wearing a barbie doll mini, WOW…
October 12th, 2009
This must be the dream in which she leaves home with no pants on.
October 12th, 2009
don’t even tell me that there is one person out there who doesn’t have at least one article of fabric that can cover their ass….event trash bag guy managed it.
October 12th, 2009
That lumpy chick reminds me of
The Queen of Pomodoro.
I’m glad I saw her from behind,
Instead of from the fore-o!
October 12th, 2009
And guys with their pants sagging so that you see their underware are always get blamed for indecent exposure all the while fat chicks get away with stuff like this? Just go to your local wal-mart and you are sure to find tight clothes on plus size girls who think that they look sexy or whatever the though they have when looking in the mirror, ….If sagging pants are outlawed, chicks wearing the wrong size should too….they are worse (yuck)
October 12th, 2009
Thankfully we can’t see this from the front…
October 12th, 2009
I’m not so sure the skirt is riding up as much as I’m sure her ass is falling down…I’m thinking about 20 seconds later her butt crack was around her ankles.
October 12th, 2009
This is photoshopped. You can see where the images were merged…poorley if you ask me. You can see how the bottom is slightly off to the right.
October 12th, 2009
I think I’m gettin’ a chub…
October 12th, 2009
Unfortunately I looked at the photo long enough to notice that, fortunately, there appears to be an underwear line going on under that… tank top???… or maybe it’s a skanky dress that isn’t made in her size.
October 12th, 2009
Oh man, I thought that was one pice of cloth… it’s a shirt and a skirt.
Really, how do you mess up @ life this bad?
October 12th, 2009
let’s be honest. fapfapfapfap.
October 12th, 2009
That poor kid next them is going to have to undergo years of therapy now.
October 12th, 2009
let’s all just stop wearing clothes.
god, i hope she didn’t sit on anything. that woman could have been sitting on the booth at the Carl’s Jr. before you were.
October 12th, 2009
For the love of God! How do you NOT know your ASS is flapping in the breeze. Oh the humanity!!!!!!!!!!
October 12th, 2009
When she sits down she leaves a slime trail like a snail. YUCK.
October 12th, 2009
Oh my god. Clearly not only no underwear, and him using his tail to get tail (ample amounts of it) but that looks like her KID with them….and she’s dressed like that? With her KID around?
October 12th, 2009
Didja ever have that dream where you went shopping in Wal-Mart and forgot to put your pants on???? She’s livin’ it!!
October 12th, 2009
I did a 400% closeup to determine myself if it was merged. I almost thought so until I looked at the curve of the purse against her body. It retains it’s shape against her large hips and there is no hint of photoshopping there.
That said, her butt does stretch rather sharply.
October 12th, 2009
Imagine what happened once that booty escaped! Run for your lives…
October 12th, 2009
Isn’t this illegal? Wouldn’t you think her stanky, stretched-out, hoo-haw is hangin’ out the front? This just ain’t right! You just bet this is some old cottage cheese that smells like week-old TUNA. I’m gonna HURL.
October 12th, 2009
looks real to me. real nasty. and it’s not a dress it’s a tank and a skirt that aren’t even the same color…or the right length…
October 12th, 2009
SERIOUSLY, I think you for got to buy what you went in there for…….
October 12th, 2009
Better than viagra, That ass could make any rat tail stand on end… i feel lunch coming up as well…
October 12th, 2009
Front of her dress reads :”HELLO KITTY”
October 12th, 2009
Dear sweet, merciful God, WHY?!!
October 12th, 2009
I just hope she didn’t drop her purse and feel the need to pick it up herself.
October 12th, 2009
Once discovering that his lady’s dress is embarrassingly short, a gentleman would remove his shirt, so she could wrap it around herself and thus cover her tuckus.
Of course, a gentleman wouldn’t braid his hair into a nasty rat tail.
He would also not date or marry said tuckus flasher.
Never mind.
October 12th, 2009
That little kid better watch out, her ass already ate her underwear.Who’s next?
October 12th, 2009
OMG that a cami she is trying to disguise as a dress, RFLMAO!! That is just wrong. Maybe she forgot to put her shorts on. Why would her BF/husband/brother let her out of the house like that? I wonder what people are thinking sometimes, dressing like that.
October 12th, 2009
yup, i just threw up in my mouth
October 12th, 2009
I want to meet the person who lied to her and told her she had even a remotely nice figure. Looks like 10lbs of cottage cheese in a 5lb bag. I’ll pay you to put more on retired stripper lady.
October 12th, 2009
bloody hell!!!!!!! this is just the most disgusting thing I have seen everrrrr
October 12th, 2009
I know the ass is herendous, but I swear thats a curly-tailed rubber nightcrawler hangin down his back.
October 12th, 2009
I’m going to tell myself that this woman is wearing a thong. I am going to keep telling myself that this woman is wearing a thong because perhaps it will help me get to sleep tonight.
October 12th, 2009
You should post a warning before a picture like that. Really.
October 12th, 2009
That’s one big accident! Why do fat people wear spandex???
October 12th, 2009
It’s not her fault! We’re in a recession and that’s all the clothes she could afford! Too bad she didn’t spend it on underwear first.
October 12th, 2009
We need fashion police that can raise a sheet and make someone like this disrobe and slip on a moo moo. Free speech is one thing but this is visually disturbing- nasty stinky butt peeking out like that
October 12th, 2009
Oooooh, nooooooooos.
October 12th, 2009
This is immoral. This lady is going to hell for blinding us all! And also for not WEARING any pants!!!
October 12th, 2009
Thank god I already jerked off today; I think I’m going to be flaccid for the next month+
October 12th, 2009
Yep ! There you go again ! It’s always the worst ones come from Calf.
She looks just like someone I know that lives there.
October 12th, 2009
It should be acceptable that you can walk up to someone like that and DEMAND to know why they feel they have the RIGHT to walk around like that. I mean, come on!!!!!!!!!!!! Don’t you feel a breeze in your crack????????
October 12th, 2009
Cottage Cheese Bean Bag
October 12th, 2009
Aside from the fact that her legs are a bit lumpy and her ass is hanging out of her “dress” she’s really not all that badly proportioned. Her body looks pretty nice. I’m sure almost all of the people saying “gross” don’t have supermodel bodies. Sure, it’s funny that her ass is out, but she may have a beautiful face.
October 12th, 2009
No bra,thong underwear.Hey right on,you guys have German tourists down there too.Treat ‘em right Cali .They are nice people and drop lots of money.
October 12th, 2009
……..I’d still hit it……..
October 12th, 2009
Slap her on the thigh and ride wave in
October 12th, 2009
I think that woman was TRYING to get on this website, wearing an outfit like that. She’s just looking for her 5 minutes of “People of Walmart” fame, I’m sure.
October 12th, 2009
OMG I don’t even have words.
October 12th, 2009
I now understand why there are such things as burkas in Afghanistan and why there could be a need for them in the U.S.
For the love of God, just cover that up!
October 12th, 2009
at least she is not contributing to friction fire by not wearing any pants.
October 12th, 2009
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
October 12th, 2009
the reason her skirt is so tight is so that her guts don’t fall out. unfortunately her skirt is slipping up and soon she’ll fall through her ass and hang herself.
October 12th, 2009
You could park a bike in that – at least a Harley…
October 12th, 2009
Seriously! Did she notice people covering their children’s eyes as she walked by them??? Or maybe she gets that all the time…
October 12th, 2009
@ Todd’s Lady
“Thank GOD she’s not dancing to “Bust A Move!” lol”
That’s an inside joke between “Todd’s” and me! We actually KNOW someone stupid enough to dress like this in public AND to think she actually looked good!!! Unfortunately, “Todd’s” WITNESSED that idiot dancing. I was spared that sight, thank God, other than the “bad visual” that having it described to me caused! Even that was enough that I puked a little in my mouth.
This pic caused PTSD flashbacks for “Todd’s”!!!
October 12th, 2009
The only reason you can’t see her junk is the fact that the cellulite is preventing any light from passing through! Embrace the darkness!!
October 12th, 2009
Puked in my mouth…………put pants on women!
October 12th, 2009
Anyone wanna sniff her car seat?
October 12th, 2009
puked n my mouth…….put pants on skank
October 12th, 2009
Those are some lumpy ass legs (and ass).
October 12th, 2009
This has been Photoshop’d. I thinks he was just wearing really tight shorts, you can see the outline of them at the top of her knees. You can even see the folds on the cloth. They just colored the shorts to match her skin, put in shadows for her ass and between her legs. 10 years of PS talking here, I know it when I see it. Besides, no womans ass shadows are like that.
October 12th, 2009
This is sadly rediculous.
I mean, what would EVER make you look in the mirror, with your ass hanging out,… And say… Hell yeah, I look good?????
I don’t even know.
October 12th, 2009
Makes me think she might, quite possibly be a lot lizzard.
Reckon she washes that thing out in a mud puddle and that’s the reason she isn’t wearing underwear and her ass is hanging out?
Maybe, just maybe, he’s a trucker… and they ran to wal-mart for some rubbers?
October 12th, 2009
MMMM I’d so hit that. ;D
October 12th, 2009
Honestly, it looks like she simply forgot to put her pants on. What other explanation could there be? If this is what the back looks like how could she EVER not notice the FRONT!
October 12th, 2009
This site needs a warning before entering to have bleach on hand for your eyes before looking at such nasty stuff.
October 12th, 2009
Who cares about her. Those beads on those shorts is the real reason this picture was takin.
October 12th, 2009
OMG!! This reminds me of that move ( A Date Movie) ya know were they take all that mayo outta her ass in gut lmfao!!!!
This is just so damn disgusting!!
October 12th, 2009
My eyes have just been raped. Please, someone cut them out now. I feel dirty.
October 12th, 2009
Yikes!
October 12th, 2009
WHY? Why do people do this?
October 12th, 2009
BLUB BLUB BLUB.
October 12th, 2009
Really?? How can you not know that your ass was hanging out?? I would never leave the house looking like that. I know that I am not the greatest looking person in the world but I would NEVER NEVER wear something like this out in public!!
October 12th, 2009
OMG I thought those were really tight, really wrinkly pants!!!! HAHA SICK!!!! I’m going to go boil my head now…
October 12th, 2009
Holy freakin crap! Words cannot express the shear terror that is running through my body right now!
October 12th, 2009
I just got say if thats what it looks like from the back I dont even wanna see it from the front!!
October 12th, 2009
I can’t stop looking. I’m in a trance.
October 12th, 2009
Oh…I get it….Flesh Colored Spandex Capri’s with the optional Creamed Corn Cushion Liners!!! For when she gets home to ride the stationary exercise bike!! Yeah!!! That’s it!!!! PLEASE LET IT BE IT!!!!!
October 12th, 2009
If there IS a thong under there, it’s going to take a search party to go in and find it …
October 12th, 2009
We’ve all had the dream where we are in public without any pants on. This is my NIGHTMARE!!!
October 12th, 2009
She looks good to me…
Easy access!
October 12th, 2009
I wonder if she’s a true redhead. Guess we’ll never know.
October 12th, 2009
For everyone saying it’s not real and that it’s photoshopped…it’s obviously real…as far as the “two colors” go…she is wearing a tight pink tank top WITH a VERY (obviously) short pink skirt..it’s just a slightly diff shade of pink. So she didn’t forget her pants, she just forgot to pull her skirt down far enough to cover the booty. =P
October 12th, 2009
Wow. This is really becoming an epidemic. Someone really needs to get to the BOTTOM of it!
October 12th, 2009
SKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK
October 12th, 2009
I wonder if she wears flannel thongs in the winter to keep herself warm?
October 12th, 2009
Hurry, Call your insurance company and collect for hail damage.
October 12th, 2009
That’s soooo gross! His rat-tail AND her ass!
October 12th, 2009
On a sad note, all of the full length mirrors in the local Walmart shattered simultaneously at the sight of it all.
October 12th, 2009
Dr.’s orders are to let her twat air out because of her chronic vag infections, that’s not cellulite, it’s vag pus.
October 12th, 2009
N – A – S – T – Y !
October 12th, 2009
Why are the hot chicks never at Wal-Mart when I go?
October 12th, 2009
Thay’s the grossest thing I think I’ve ever seen
October 12th, 2009
If this is really a legit photo this is perfect reason why all the haters need to wake the hell up, stop being so uppity and realize that this is not a social economic thing or a fashion police thing. This is the dregs of society who have no self respect and therefore will not gain any respect from people who do. Jackasses that dress and act like this deserved to be mocked and ridiculed. Wake up and start taking pride in yourself and represent this country the way it should!
October 12th, 2009
The fact that the legs and torso are not the same color does NOT mean this is Photoshopped! I’m hispanic, and I have to wear suntan-colored pantyhose to make my legs match the rest of me if I wear dresses. They’re actually THAT pale. So, it can happen naturally. I know for sure I’m not photoshopped. lol
This is one of my favorite pics on the site so far. Keep ‘em coming!
October 12th, 2009
I was going to comment and try to be funny, but after reading all the comments, Hell, Im speechless…
Way to go everyone….
October 12th, 2009
someone beat the crap outta her legs and ass with a sack of nickles
October 12th, 2009
oh god, I could sell her some CelluRez
October 12th, 2009
She had panties on when i coaxed her into bending over in the womens stall with cupcakes..I won’t get to graphic but she won’t be able to shit for a week
October 12th, 2009
Let’s just be glad this wasn’t a frontal photo….my god, I don’t think animal control could handle that bushbaby…. lol
October 12th, 2009
Nice job with photo shop…
October 12th, 2009
“Well ole girl, you really showed your ass at Walmart tonight!”
October 12th, 2009
I know it’s important for people to be comfortable with their bodies, but this… really? Come on now.
October 12th, 2009
I’d hit it
October 13th, 2009
I’m going with photoshopped too, you can see a pantyline on the skirt.
October 13th, 2009
I don’t know why people are photoshopping pics of their girlfriends on this site. We have told you time and time again keep that crap to yourself!!!
October 13th, 2009
I think she forgot her undies before putting that tacky dress on.
October 13th, 2009
Wouldn’t her puss be showing in the front ?
October 13th, 2009
No shoes, no shirt, no service. She is technically abiding by the rules… they really need to be more specific.
October 13th, 2009
I would hate to be the poor kid walking through the store not paying attention to where I was going then running smack dab into the middle of that mess. It would be cottage cheese and flabby jiggles instead of visions of sugar plums dancing in my head at night.
October 13th, 2009
Is that a cross keychain hanging off her purse?? How ironic…skank.
October 13th, 2009
Bad Photoshop.
October 13th, 2009
snail trails all over the minivan
October 13th, 2009
somf
October 13th, 2009
Its a shoplifting team – they’re running the old bend over snatch grab and amble.
October 13th, 2009
Looks authentic. Her shoulders, arms and torso are proportional to her hips and legs. Her stride and center of balance seem natural. Obviously she’s gotten more sun exposure on top compared to her legs. Typical. She’s oblivious to the fact that her too-tight skirt has traveled up in back; or her hands are full and she’s not able to tug it back down. Just hoping to get to her car before anyone notices.
October 13th, 2009
Is it bad that as soon as I saw this picture, I thought – “Hey, is that Meredith from The Office?”
October 13th, 2009
…………….*blinks* I still have a hard time believing that people will willingly walk out of the house without thinking first, that this looks good or that, where is her head? where is her common sense? And better yet, not only isn’t she wearing pants, she isn’t wearing UNDERPANTS!! If your going to mistake a shirt for a dress, the least you can do is wear panties!!! No one wants to see your jiggly butt!!!
October 13th, 2009
I can’t imagine her feeling confident or comfortable. She obviously doesn’t own a full-length mirror, or she’s completely delusional. Wait.. Is she on the clock?
October 13th, 2009
I blame Paris Hilton. She started this crap.
October 13th, 2009
This is staged. She hiked her skirt up for the photo.
You walk into Wal-Mart like that, you get arrested.
October 13th, 2009
Reminds me of Meridith on The Office–”Casual Day” episode!
October 13th, 2009
Her ass looks like a V W Beetle thats been stepped on by a football team with cleats.
October 13th, 2009
ummm I need therapy now…..ugh!
October 13th, 2009
Is it wrong that I’m turned on by this?
October 13th, 2009
I know walmart has some nasty people…but this kind of looks photo shopped. her bottom half is bigger than her top and the skin colors different. The bottom half of the skirt doesn’t seem to match up with the top half.
October 13th, 2009
Damm. I’m HOTT! All of you are jealous.
October 13th, 2009