Bird Turds



Wow! If only there were some website that had a bunch of other idiots with birds on their shoulders in Walmart & constantly pointed out how unsanitary that is due to the inevitable situation where the bird will take a shit. Man, that type warning would have been helpful huh?

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Bird Turds, 7.9 out of 10 based on 24 ratings

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  1. Eric

    I own a number of exotic birds, and some of them go with me everywhere. They are cleaner than most peoples kids and are fully potty trained!

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    March 20th, 2012

  2. LadyVenom

    “pardon me sir, but you have a little shit on your shirt”

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    March 20th, 2012

  3. Bob Hope's Ghost

    door greeters should be fired on the spot for allowing people with pets in. Walmart sells food, both prepared and non. this is unsanitary. Plus, they have signs posted. It’s disgusting, especially people like this with animal crap all over themselves.

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    March 20th, 2012

  4. Devi

    I know I am supposed to look at the bird but I am distracted by that girl’s hair and arm cellulite.

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    March 20th, 2012

  5. Brandy

    well, it doesn’t help when you hanging out with ”The Penguin” from Batman Returns….

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  6. Brandy

    well, it doesnt help when your hanging out with ”The Penguin” from Batman Returns…

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    March 20th, 2012

  7. Kara

    Hahahaha! I wonder if it’s a service bird….

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    March 20th, 2012

  8. mike reiley

    Exotic birds are wonderful ..deep fried with coocktail sauce

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    March 20th, 2012

  9. yourekiddingmeright

    That’s so digusting…..

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    March 20th, 2012

  10. jujubee

    Which piece of shit are you referring to? The small drip on his shit or the huge hairy lump on his other shoulder…yuck

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    March 20th, 2012

  11. Toyfox

    @eric…well THIS one is obviously not potty trained! And my kids most certainly don’t carry lice and other parasites on them.

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    March 20th, 2012

  12. Jodi

    I’m not really sure there’s a difference between people bringing their own bird in and the birds that routinely fly around in Walmart.

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  13. Jodi

    Toyfox~These types of birds do not have lice or parasites. They are very clean and not at all like birds found in the wild and the ones that fly freely through Walmart.

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  14. Me

    Um… You can’t actually potty train a bird. It’s physically impossible for them to “hold it” unless they have some sort of health problem.

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    March 20th, 2012

  15. Slop Jar Magoo

    Forget the bird shit………..the biggest piece of shit if following him.

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    March 20th, 2012

  16. Jessie

    eewwww…

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    March 20th, 2012

  17. noway

    I pepper sprayed a chics dog one time, she was carrying it around the produce section and it started barking at me, so I sprayed its face full…that really pissed people off, but I don’t want dogs anywhere near the food I’m going to buy. Walmart are shitheads for allowing people with animals in the store.

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    March 20th, 2012

  18. Mac

    Maybe this is actually a photo of Eric and his exotics!

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    March 20th, 2012

  19. Mac

    And birds are definitely not clean! Their feathers and dander are everywhere!

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    March 20th, 2012

  20. Josie Tallent

    Actually I’d rather look at the Bird poop than have to look at the filthy bra strap…The Bird just missed his target… Can you say “TIDE”?

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    March 20th, 2012

  21. Netjnke

    lol mac … yeah Eric must have sent this in

    I didn’t even notice the bird on his shoulder, till I read the caption. Exotic or not …. SICK!

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    March 20th, 2012

  22. Staci

    This store could be shut down if the health department director walks through. Had it almost happen to my store when a guy walked in with his bird. If you want to take your pet, go to Petsmart.

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    March 20th, 2012

  23. KFun

    Pardon me, do you have any grey poupon?

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  24. Netjnke

    Looks like the bird perches on her head a lot too. She just combs the shtuff through.

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    March 20th, 2012

  25. deb

    um jodi, any animal can have some kind of pest on it if the owner doesn’t care for it. hell, you can buy the medicine there at walmart for lice/mites, whatever it is they get under filthy conditions. and i don’t know, somehow these people don’t seem very clean. i mean, at least carry a towel around so you can wipe up that shiit. :/

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  26. jbags58

    That is GROSS and I was looking all over for the BIRD! LOL Now I see it on his hat! Animals should NOT be let into stores…PERIOD! RUDE!

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  27. Al Bundy

    @Kara: Would the ‘service bird’ be the actual bird or the “Penguin” who is accompanying him in the store?

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  28. Pam

    Just for the record WalMArt no longer has door greeters to stop ANYONE from coming in with any kind of animals at all.

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  29. Tony

    Pardon me,, do you have any grey-poop-on?

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  30. bob

    How about giving security guns so they can shoot the disease ridden things and than give the bird to a zoo

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  31. CG

    Looks like he’s going to have good luck.

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  32. popan@tor

    This one time I went to a store that sold birds. This reminded me of that.

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  33. Ripstop

    Con fuse us say: ” If the foo shits, wear it.”

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  34. Granny

    I read in the newspaper that a man was thrown out of our local Walmart (in Central CA) last week for bringing in a bird. Since it was only 50 degrees outside there was no reason to bring it in the store. He was pissed but I agree with the store manager. The bird is unsanitary.

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  35. saam

    I would rather people not bring–least preferable first–their dogs, children, elderly or birds to the store I work at.

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  36. jpark

    Looks like he married a cave woman

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  37. Ted

    @ ERIC “I own a number of exotic birds, and some of them go with me everywhere. They are cleaner than most peoples kids and are fully potty trained!”

    Awesome! And birds are better than kids because birds tell the whole world, “I’m desperate for attention, I don’t mind bird shit all over my clothes, and screw anyone that has allergies to filthy bird dander and screw the health department! I need people to see me carrying my bird around!”

    Good for you, ERIC!

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    March 21st, 2012

  38. C.E.Mart

    The womans back boobs are so big, i thought cousin it was running away from bird man!

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    March 21st, 2012

  39. PPLWATCHER

    Did anyone notice the Health/Beauty sign over his head?

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    March 21st, 2012

  40. Jen

    A-well-a, bird, bird, bird,….bird did a turd.

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    March 21st, 2012

  41. dc

    the bird saw that mullet and shitted on him for kissing someone looking like that

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    March 21st, 2012

  42. MQQNSING

    He may have a bird on his head, but check out the bird crap on his back. LMFAO!!!

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    March 23rd, 2012

  43. DMC

    How do people not say anything to the people who bring in animals? I saw someone with some stupid little dog in their cart and I said out loud “This isn’t a pet store, asshole!”.

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    March 24th, 2012

  44. john

    Forget the bird guy, look to his left at the big butt Sasquatch holding hands with her owner.

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  45. Jocelyn

    actually i personally know this guy and his bird they also come to the mall i work at and his bird is very nice and he is a very nice older man, if at this point in his life bringing his bird out makes him happy then leave him be

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  46. Jocelyn

    also for those “yelling” out at people with dogs in stores and peperspraying a dog really? grow up how do you not know that they dog they have is not a dog used for medical reason you dont and you never know … carmas a bitch you shouldnt be such an asshole

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  47. skxyx101

    “ERIC
    I own a number of exotic birds, and some of them go with me everywhere. They are cleaner than most peoples kids and are fully potty trained!”

    Give me a f*cking break. There’s no such thing as a “potty trained” bird.

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    April 4th, 2012

  48. FJ

    It’s amazing how manners and basic decent public conduct have slipped. People used to get kicked of stores for having shirts with vulgarity on them let alone a guy covered in bird shit with a loose animal. Letting him take that near food? Sickening.

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    April 17th, 2012

  49. H

    Hey Birdbrain!

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    May 18th, 2012

  50. Looky! He has Marshmallow Peep-Poop on his back!

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