WWJD? He would pull up his pants and lose the chain wallet.
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Thank -God- for the belt…
March 21st, 2012
I pray his pants don’t get any lower.
I am pretty sure Jesus don’t care what we wear or how we look! Cause when it all come’s down to it even people who judge can get into Heaven! :0) So there is hope for you
Life is short Spay Hard!
Nothing wrong with the biker lifestyle, but yes, he should pull up the pants!
As a lady biker, the chain is necessary. You would hate to loose your wallet while out for a ride. But, to all men who love to show a little (or lot of cleavage), PUT UP YOUR PANTS!
Jesus wouldn’t judge this man by his ass crack or his life style…ya know, if he were real and not just a fictional character.
Whoever made this caption is ignorant. Having a “biker lifestyle” doesn’t mean you can’t serve God and you have to be all hardcore. Shows what some people know…
I think Jesus likes those who color outside the lines as well as the more conventional people.
WWJD? He’d answer this short prayer: cover up the crack or
Don’t let the door hit ya
Where the good Lord split ya
‘I’m pretty sure that Jesus wouldn’t be down with the whole biker lifestyle either.”
Wow! That’s a pretty idiotic, judgmental remark. Last time I checked, the vast majority of bikers do more for charity than any ignorant-hypocrite Christian I’ve met.
Don’t judge lest ye be judged.
Life Is Short Spay Hard
while i appreciate the caption – the remark about the whole biker lifestyle is all wrong – just ask all the children who received Christmas gifts provided by those very people you just knocked.
Jesus was a hippie, I think he would NOT have judged! Shame more “Christians” don’t actually follow his teachings!
Jesus would buy pants that fit properly.
Jesus would cover that crack
I think we need to turn the camera around on this one…. yes, the plumbers crack is funny, but other than that there is a whole lot of holier than though assumptions going on. Define, “biker” lifestyle. All of the “biker’s” I know are either active duty military (like my husband) or vets, and all of them love God, their families, and are genuinely good people with wonderful souls. SO, by that definition, I’m pretty sure Jesus “would be down with the whole biker lifestyle”. Moron.
Crack Kill Even Jesus Lovers…
WWJD stand for “Wow Wide Jeaned Derriere?”
there is nothing wrong with riding a motorcycle, it doesnt make you a bad person, but wearing pants like that does.
To pray or not to pray I don’t care… but I am a big fan of the wallet chain. I have one on my wallet that I carry in my purse. It isn’t that I am afraid of someone stealing it, it is because one day I lost my wallet because I had it on my lap then got out of my vehicle and it dropped and I didn’t realize it till 10 minutes later and by then it was picked up. It was later returned to me fully intact but not before I cancelled all my cards and felt really sick.
oh that’s sexy! lol
Do not judge lest ye be judged.
What Would Jesus Do?? I would say look away.
WWJD? He’d pull up his pants.
Jesus would tell you to either wear a longer shirt or pull your damn pants up
What would Jesus do? He’d pull up his pants! It’s probably sacrilege to someone, but I don’t even want to see Jesus’ butt.
He would do the discount double check, for sure.
Yeshua hung out with the people who needed Him, not the people who claimed to be perfect.
I don’t know. He did spend a lot of time with “drunks” and other “heathens.”
I think that you are extremely closed minded!! I have road with some of the most religious Harley riders you’ve seen! God doesn’t judge you for how you look or what you where, he judges what’s on the inside, your heart!! Try not to be so judgmental because if you have read the bible at all it’s not your place to judge anyone!!! I will agree that he needs to pull up his pants but as far as the chain and leather vest, I wear mine to church all the time and not once has anyone ever judged me, not even the pastor!!
Well, did you ask him?? He might could be…..
Pull up his pants, cover up the exposed area and love everyone, even the bikers. What exactly is “the biker lifestyle”?
jesus would be playing “drop the pencil” on his target
March 22nd, 2012
sign mir boot sign mir boot ohh oh zink the lady lau zink the lady lau oh do mine schott’s mine steyil
Jesus would not do crack.
I prayed hardddddd that I would never see this…and look! I knew it! There is no god! Sweet geesus!
He should be praying for pants that fit.
Butt is broke and cracked.
Wow, judgmental much, PoWM? I actually liked your site until I saw this. I am a biker. I am PROUD to be part of the biker community. I am a Guardian Of The Children, and you would be hard-pressed to find a more caring, selfless group of people ANYWHERE. Rather than go on and on, I’ll just post what I had on my Facebook profile a few days ago:
So you think that bikers are strange? Or “different?” Let me tell you…you’re RIGHT. Bikers care about more than just themselves. Bikers look out for each other. Bikers work to protect those who cannot protect themselves. Bikers honor and respect the fallen troops. Bikers know the meaning of TRUE friendship and exhibit it every day, in every aspect of their lives.
Let me tell you what bikers are not. Bikers are not selfish. Bikers are not egocentric. Bikers are not going to put their own needs and wants above those of others. Bikers are not going to turn and look the other way when they see someone who needs help, who is being wronged. Bikers are not like most people. So if that makes them DIFFERENT or STRANGE, that is a GOOD thing. If more people were like BIKERS, the world would be a MUCH better place.
I’m proud to be a biker. Can YOU say the same?
He should take the chain off his wallet and tie it to his nose hairs to keep his pants up!
Ooooh, ooooh, it’s time again !!!!
“What if God was one of us,
Just a stranger on the bu-u-u-s
Tryin’ to make his wa-a-a-y home……”
Atheist though I am, that’s a cool song…..
Looks like the mods changed the caption. Originally, it was an idiotic and ignorant statement that basically said Jesus and bikers don’t mix. I’m not religious but am a biker and know that there are quite a few Christian biker chapters out there.
Next time, mods, you may want to educate yourselves before posting such comments.
I do not like the biker who turns up on my street a couple times a week. Loud and offensive.
I do like the Patriot Guard riders in Iowa who keep the nutball church away from veteran’s funerals.
So….like any other stereotype,,,,,,,,,,,,,
I’m with you, Missy. Jesus would say no to crack in all forms.
I’m going with spider man
He is make believe also
wow @ jheri – its ok to say “ignorant-hypocrite Christian” yes, lets label us all as ignorant, how about us Christian – bikers? i give to charity under both titles. its a good thing you didnt say ignorant-hypocrite muslims, as theyre all informed and charitable. there are good & bad factions of all groups, too bad having low pants knows no boundaries.
Oh for God’s sake- nothing like a guy with his ass peeking out and wearing Christian propaganda to get the “Believer V. Non-Believer” battle going! It’s a dude with his ass peeking out! Who cares what he’s wearing? Jesus wore a bedsheet and Birkenstocks and never had a haircut! If he went to WM, he’d probably end up on this site, come to think of it…
March 23rd, 2012
WWJD? Cover up that nasty butt-crack for starters.
I hope he has some “Crack Spackle” in that cart.
Oh, so that is not his 1% patch! I could have sworn that was his One Percenter patch, but I will take your word for it.
I love how people visit this website to make fun of people and then turn all “be not judgemental” and ” I am a good Xstian biker and donate” on others who simply came to join in on the POWM fun. WTFWJD!
Party on Wayne…………. Party on Garth……………
March 24th, 2012
There are many christian biker organizations…CMA (Christian Motorcyclists Association), BFC (Bikers For Christ)…And many more. Research your stuff before bashing it. The Biker lifestyle is not a bad one- Owning a motorcyle and wearing leather doesn’t make you non-christian. People need to get this image/stereotype of christians out of their minds. Not all of us are stuck up, wearing crisply pressed dress shirts with ties lol…Some of us wear leather and ride motorcycles. *gasp* and some of us even listen to rock music- Or even play electric guitars!!! O.o BLASPHEMY!!
Now as for the picture…His poor butt must be screaming for mercy….The belt is NOT meant to be worn at the crack! LOL
I am so sorry to break it to you ms.Lauren,however if you’re even on this website you need to reconsider your previous comment because seriously…if you’re not going to laugh at others go update your facebook status to somthing along the lines of “Noone like sme because I have no sense of humor” GET OFF POWM if yah aint gonna laugh.
March 25th, 2012
I apologize I ment Amy.
Jesus wouldn’t do crack, that’s for sure!
March 29th, 2012
This just proves the studies that say the lower your intelligence, the more likely you are to be religious!
April 3rd, 2012
Pray to Jesus someone gives him a wedgie.
April 9th, 2012