March 26th, 2012
WWIB: Rows Of Corn
Dear all white people,
You look like shit in cornrows so please knock it off.
Okay folks, I have no idea how you can even try to pick a winner in today’s edition of “Who Wears It Better?” here, but try your best.
Florida & Ohio
WWIB: Rows Of Corn,
80 Comments, Comment or Ping
What are these people thinking??????? If they had any true friends, they would say, “hey you look like an idiot”. I would never let a friend go out in public looking like that.
March 26th, 2012
The blond on the left gets my vote for winner, and I use the term loosely.
March 26th, 2012
Guess it means less time having to spend washing their hair! lol
March 26th, 2012
The lady on the right doesn’t look as bad. Hahaha
March 26th, 2012
You are NOT Bo Derek. You don’t even look like FAT Bo Dereks. So stop with the corn rows already. I didn’t even like them on her but at least she was pretty.
March 26th, 2012
it’s amazing that it’s only older heavier set women who decide to embark on the painstaking mission to look dumb……they are channeling their inner Bo Derek…..
March 26th, 2012
the one in blue
March 26th, 2012
Dear all white people,
You look like shit in cornrows so please knock it off… okay so yeah ” ALL YOU BLACK people ” stop tryin to be white ……. !
March 26th, 2012
neither…but if I have to pick…I guess the 2nd
March 26th, 2012
30 years later, the 10 has turned into a 3.2 and gravity has come a calling. Where is Dudley Moore to say it is ok in a spritely British voice.
March 26th, 2012
Number 2 on the right, wears it better. There is something about her features though that makes me think she’s a very light skinned black woman.
Just sayin’
March 26th, 2012
30+ years later… The 10 has turned to a 3.2 in the dark after 4 beers.
March 26th, 2012
Wow… finally a clear picture.
March 26th, 2012
The woman on the right (in the blue) looks great. Blondie looks ridiculous!
March 26th, 2012
Even Bo Derek looked like hell in these. There was a movie where Angelina Jolie wore them…looked like shit.
March 26th, 2012
The one on the right gets my vote since it appears her rows were done by a professional and not a weed-whacker……also, she’s probably the token in her friend’s (background) posse!!!
March 26th, 2012
The one on the left is just a hot mess!
March 26th, 2012
It’s all Bo Dereks fault.
March 26th, 2012
It’s all Bo Derek’s fault.
March 26th, 2012
Would do the one on the right. Might just be horney butt something about her
March 26th, 2012
bo derek made them work. unfortunately these two ladies look like bo derek threw up and mutated.
March 26th, 2012
They’re like Lambo doors, real lambos dont even have them.
March 26th, 2012
The lady in blue(my right) doesn’t look bad, they’re neat, clean and well done and she’s well dressed. None of that applies to the woman(?) on the left. The one on the left isn’t even corn rows, just braids sprouting out from all over he head like snakes.
March 26th, 2012
Definitely the blond and skinny rows! Looks like spider webs danglin’ from her head!
March 26th, 2012
Bo… is that you?
March 26th, 2012
Going to go with the one on the left. Not only is she sporting rows of corb but she has even dyed her hair to match those golden ears.
March 26th, 2012
We can just about read the mind of the black lady standing beside her.
“——- white—–m———-got some ——-nerve—showing up in public looking——–I’ll show her some———–cornrows—-up her white—, b—–.”
Or something like that……
March 26th, 2012
At least ohio’s are clean and done well- florida’s looks like a methhead’s attempt at giving her dreads……
March 26th, 2012
It’s not so much “who wears it better”… it’s more like “who wears it less worse” My money is on blondey because she’s got the whole package. Terrible hair style and terrible hair color.
March 26th, 2012
Does anyone REALLY look good in these things. Especially when some people with them don’t wash their hair. Dude, after a while….they stink.
March 26th, 2012
I pick NEITHER!! BARF!!!
March 26th, 2012
I’m gonna have to go with the Jolly Green Giant. At least he/she/it has color!
March 26th, 2012
I wouldn’t say just white people look bad in them, but w/e. I’m more worried about hippies with dreads then some woman with basically modified braids. Also since we are pointing out white ppl with bad fashion how about black dumbasses who wear their pants below the boxers? Are you retarded? Do you enjoy being raped? Dumbass…
March 26th, 2012
It’s a well known fact, that when a woman has nothing else going for them, they do something extravagant like this to get attention. Wild hair, super long nails, outlandish clothes, etc.
March 26th, 2012
They just look “corny.”
March 26th, 2012
Is that Hillary on the right? I always wanted to do her.
March 26th, 2012
Love how the one on the left added a little twist to it and had it twirl at the top of her head to make her look like she came out of a Dr. Seuss book!
March 26th, 2012
look at the size of that weedwhacker!
March 26th, 2012
Redu I had the same thought. And you would know.
March 26th, 2012
The one on the rights are at least neater looking.
March 26th, 2012
Red Raider you are one sick puppy.
March 26th, 2012
That would be hard to do i think.
March 26th, 2012
I dont care what color of skin you have, nobody looks good with hair like this. Its always so nasty looking. Grow up people and get a NORMAL hair style.
March 26th, 2012
The first lady looks like she is wearing a cat suit-someone needs to call animal control on her!
March 26th, 2012
Warning ….this is what Happens
when you live on the other side of the tracks….stay far far away !!
March 26th, 2012
Let’s face it – Bo Derek looked good despite the cornrows, not because of them.
March 26th, 2012
wiggers
March 26th, 2012
At least the one on the right looks like they were done by someone who knows what they were doing; the one on the left looks like they were done by a 5 year old who has never seen cornrows.
March 26th, 2012
psshhh corn rows look like shit on anyone, even the monkey baboon pavement ape sheboons that started that stuff in the first place
March 26th, 2012
Actually, neither one looks all that good but the one on the right has a slight edge, not much, but slight. At least they look a little better than dreads. Both styles make you wonder what’ the wearer is growing in there!!
March 26th, 2012
Neither is a good look. The one on the left is an absolute mess. Nothing looks to be working for her. Definitely a wal-creature.
On the right would look better with bangs to de-emphasize her face. She looks like a cross between Martina Navratalova and Krauss from Benson.
March 27th, 2012
Oh my goodness. I do believe that the one on the right is Hilary Clinton.
March 27th, 2012
The one on the right is striking a “goddess” pose…
March 27th, 2012
i am retarded
March 27th, 2012
@PPLWATCHER I agree with you on that.
March 27th, 2012
The black woman in the back ground (right side) is attractive. Nice face, classic earings, hair pulled back in a tasteful pony tail. Clean clothes. Normal facial expression.
March 28th, 2012
Wow, I am in shock, see I am the “white, old woman” on the right. I had my hair done that way for a professional photo shoot I did. Oh, and guess what, as someone stated wayyyyyyyyyyy up, I am “Black, NA, and White”………..so said that this is all people can find to do. When I am out there minding my own business and advacating for those that have been abused……..The person doing this, and some of these comments, are really what’s sad, not me allowing my NA, and Black to come out wow…….
March 28th, 2012
Hahaha you folx are ridiculous…why do you assume the one on the right is white? With all the BS going on in the world where issues of race really do matter, you guys are talking bout cornrows…wake up people the world is spinning more important shit going on….
March 28th, 2012
Seriously ,people of color, you don’t have anything else to do , but, to tear down other people and try to be some type of “fashion police”. The woman on the right is an amazing woman that I know personally and she is not “White”. Ignorance will have you making the biggest fools out of yourselves. I’m guessing that most of you with the negative comments are under 35 and may not have been through any real ish in life. Be sure to make sure your weave, braids, and wigs are tight, before, you leave home, because, there is such a thing as Murphy’s Law……Oh yeah….I’m African, Native, Irish, & English American…..For real people, find something else better & more constructive to do with your time…………………………….
March 28th, 2012
Pathetic!!!!!!!!
March 28th, 2012
Sorry guys, but the chick on the right looks like one tough-ass B!T@#. She looks awesome.
March 30th, 2012
The one on the Right looks the best, by FAR. She’s wearing them well and she seems to have a fierce attitude about her… so it looks natural on her.
March 31st, 2012
NLC – SLAGS
April 1st, 2012
$100 says we know the ethnicity of their boyfriends.
April 2nd, 2012
Who really looks like an idiot?…The people at Walmart minding their own business or the retards that have nothing better to do post dumb stuff like this and make derogatory comments. Its just pathetic.
April 2nd, 2012
By the way, mom, u look great <3
April 2nd, 2012
OMG! I “know of” (we’re not personally friends) the lady on the right! She is a friend on Facebook! LOL
April 7th, 2012
The one on the right, at first I thought she was Queen Latifa.
April 10th, 2012
The only comment I have to voice is not of the two women in the picture, but rather the people who have commented previously about them. What I personally do not understand is how, for the sake of all things good and pure in this world, would you get all upset over the rude comments posted by other people? This entire site was solely created to make fun of people.. then when people make fun of said people.. now they are ignorant jerks? Just saying.. I don’t understand why you would come onto this site in the first place if you didn’t want to read rude/derogatory statements. That my friends, is my two cents.
April 12th, 2012
Huh. Well, I think the lady on the right looks good with her hair like that. She carries it off well. And I strongly dislike hearing people say that anyone of any color shouldn’t wear certain hairstyles. Racism is never okay.
April 14th, 2012
The lady on the right looks like Hillary Clinton
April 17th, 2012
Cue the racist remarks. Anyway left chick looks like an old dust mop. The right chick I really can’t say anything about because her hair doesn’t look bad. At least hers look clean and neat.
April 18th, 2012
You all are some racist hicks. Suck Satan’s penis.
April 26th, 2012
At least Bo Derek had the face AND body to pull it off!!! She was on a “NO MARSHMALLOW” diet.
May 8th, 2012
The woman on the right looks fabulous – she also looks part African-American, not that it matters. I’m not even sure why you put this on the website. The woman on the left, sure. She’s People of Wal-Mart fodder.
May 8th, 2012
I swear to God that the gubberment needs to be handing out mirrors instead of cheese…..
May 25th, 2012
Im going to say this once again if this aint some racist bs up in here. My step daddy is black and i grew up in an all black neighborhood so yes me being white i had cornrows. And its not this color of the skin some ppl just dont look good with them and others do but its their hair choice not yours so stop talking about whose trying to be black and whose trying to be white! Everybody has their own personality so u need to shut your mouths if u have nothing nice to say. I cant stand anybody no matter the color of their skin bashing another race so F.Y.I we all bleed the same color the last time i checked. I have mixed nieces and nephews and my step siblings are considered just as much my blood cause at the end of the day its not skin color its that we love each other and will take somebody out for the other one! so for all those that see color as a difference and then wanna throw out (names) like the n word you sound more ignorant than somebody who has never had an education!
May 31st, 2012
I agree with KIRA. Some people look good in cornrows some don’t (including black people). It’s not a matter of race. Plenty of white female athletes wear cornrows to keep hair out of their face. I hate wearing cornrows anyway and I’m black. Of course I notice that this site is mostly for the lols (which is why I came!)
Oh and I think the girl on the right definitely. You never know she could be mixed. You don’t know what hair looks like without em lol (wait are those fake?)
June 3rd, 2012
The woman on the right is not white.
June 11th, 2012
children of the corn…rows. lol
June 14th, 2012
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