March 27th, 2012
WWIB: Fuzzy Wuzzy
Bow chicka wow wow! Ahhhh yaaaa it’s Who Wears It Better: Furry Hooker Edition! So which lovely lady would you want giving you a VD? Do you like the more traditional pink & black stripper gear or slutty Pebbles from the Flintstones all grown up?
Florida & Texas
WWIB: Fuzzy Wuzzy,





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this is rave gear LOL there not just regular outfits.
March 27th, 2012
I have to go with pink and black just because shes cashing in all the coins she earned with her hard work!
March 27th, 2012
Well the one in the pink must not be that good, because she’s lookin at cashing in a bunch of coins for cash!!!!
March 27th, 2012
wtf? what makes people to dress like that? the boots? look like something my cat would hack out..I go with the pink one?
March 27th, 2012
Hate to say it. But that’s probably not what this is. This is usually what the younger generation wears to a rave…ya know, just before they take a few hits of acid or x and then start tripping cause a fly landed on their shoulder… Mind boggling man!! Haha
March 27th, 2012
pink and black all the way
March 27th, 2012
I vote for the one in blue and black. The one in pink must not be very good. It appears she is cashing in her change from dancing, not dollar bills!
March 27th, 2012
as Steven Tyler says…
Pink, it’s my new obsession, yeah
Pink, it’s not even a question
Pink, on the lips of your lover
‘Cause pink is the love you discover
Pink, as the bing on your cherry
Pink, ’cause you are so very
Pink, it’s the color of passion
March 27th, 2012
Omg girl on the left is a hottie!!
March 27th, 2012
OMG SHE KILLED COOKIE MONSTER AND OSCAR
March 27th, 2012
I have to go with the pink & black stripper just because she is chasing in her hard earned coins!
March 27th, 2012
You’d think the one on the left could get better tips than change.
March 27th, 2012
that couple behind the girl in blue is hilarious–their expressions say it all!
March 27th, 2012
I want Pebbles LMFAO
March 27th, 2012
Slutty Pebbles !!!
March 27th, 2012
The economy is so bad people have started tipping strippers in change??
March 27th, 2012
I would rub on their fur patches any day. These fuzzy hot ladies go down a lot smoother than the “Beaches” in the caption below.
March 27th, 2012
Guy on Left:
Almost has enough in his piggy bank for a good time.
Guy on Right:
Better have something good to tell his wife that he is looking at.
March 27th, 2012
Well, seeing that those Chuck Taylors that the “Pebbles” gal has on, she looks more funky–like her feet stink like all to be damned…. so, I’m gonna go w/ Pinky at door #1. lmao
March 27th, 2012
Seriously? If you have to go to the all night Walmart when you get done humping the stripper pole all night so that you can cash in all those singles, please remember to change first. There are women and children present.
March 27th, 2012
Colors are appropriate … one is hot, the other is cold.
March 27th, 2012
Seems as if the one in the pink and black works for change so I would stay clear of that one for sure.
March 27th, 2012
the chick on the right is hotter.. but if you look closely the chick on the right has a matching tail. those colors look similar to a certain “disappearing” famous can that grins? yup! she has a Cheshire cat costume on! and most likely hand made. so they both win to me!
March 27th, 2012
If i was going all the way with the stripper/hooker look id think id get some new shoes
March 27th, 2012
I’d rather have both of them giving me VD than only one of them. They both look like they are down for group stuff.
March 27th, 2012
ravers… i see nothing wrong.
March 27th, 2012
my vote goes for the slutty Pebbles! I mean c’mon, she has a tail!
March 27th, 2012
Definitely going with pink and black on this one. Show me the pink!
March 27th, 2012
My moneys on Pebble slut in blue
March 27th, 2012
You are aware that those girls aren’t hookers, but most likely ravers, wearing typical clothes you would find in a town or city with such an event going on right? If they were hookers I highly doubt that they would be wearing anything neon, or fuzzy. Comments like this just makes this site look like it’s ran by ill educated people.
March 27th, 2012
The dirty Chuck Taylors worn by the creature on the right promise a special stain I mean strain of VD.
The guy on the left is obviously paying for his 10-minute tryst with a jar of pennies. Pathetic!
March 27th, 2012
You know it’s a slow day at the strip club when they’re giving you quarters. Thank god walmart has the change machines!
March 27th, 2012
They are ravers, not strippers you ass clown
March 27th, 2012
I’d go 2 in the pink, 1 in the stink…
March 27th, 2012
Looks like someone has an ultimate warrior fettish.
March 27th, 2012
the one on the right looks like a hooker wrapped up in the carpet from an old hippys van….
March 27th, 2012
Left side slut
March 27th, 2012
Pink and black chick looks cleaner…..if I HAD to pick…
March 27th, 2012
well if i had to get VD, i would want it from the chick on the left.
March 27th, 2012
ravers. ew.
March 27th, 2012
I’ll bet their names are Diamond and Crystal and they work at place with poles and a business license under the other word for a cat.
March 27th, 2012
Gotta go with the Blondie
March 27th, 2012
The one on the right. As a blonde, I don’t trust other blondes when “implications” arise.
March 27th, 2012
humm! stripper waiting to be paid at the coinstar!
March 27th, 2012
Okay I stand corrected there is an exception to the rule, if you got the body wear it!!!
March 27th, 2012
Pink has a better body.. I would bang them both….At the same time..
March 27th, 2012
pink and black
March 27th, 2012
I can’t choose so I’ll just take both…..plenty of room in my truck to get them back to the trailer…
March 27th, 2012
Ravers. Loveeee the girl on the lefts outfit. I would totally go out in that. If you’ve got it, flaunt it. Who cares what people think.
March 27th, 2012
This is rave/dub wear not stripper clothes. Who ever took this is stupid.
March 27th, 2012
Can’t decide without tasting each of them.
March 27th, 2012
What I like about the lady in pink is that she comes with matching knee pads!!!!
March 27th, 2012
so totally voting for PINK… lol. she’s got a nice ass!
March 27th, 2012
Who cares if they are FUZZY, they are HOT so let them dress in that.
March 27th, 2012
Pink n Black
March 27th, 2012
CAN I HAVE A THREESOME PLEASE? PRETTY PLEASE?
March 27th, 2012
@amazeballs, “Comments like this just makes this site look like it’s ran by ill educated people.” Right on! As If!
March 27th, 2012
I love that the one in the pink is cashing in her pennies. Don’t strippers usually get dollar bills?
March 27th, 2012
No question the blond with the hot pink outfit.
March 27th, 2012
“Comments like this just makes this site look like it’s ran by ill educated people.”
*run
*poorly educated
And so what if they’re ravers instead of strippers… their outfits are still trashy and stupid looking.
March 27th, 2012
These are called fluffies…. GoGo dancers/Dancers wear them when dancing to EDM…. Just an FYI for those calling these ladies hookers.
March 27th, 2012
i choose raver #1. it must be #2s first rave. how do you shuffle when they can see your feet?
March 27th, 2012
shuffle-uff-agus. edc 2012 ftw!!!!!!
March 27th, 2012
The one in the pink is hot! Id do her and I’m married! Lol and the one in blue is pretty! To any and all haters get over yourself that you couldn’t pull anything like this off!
March 27th, 2012
This looks says, “I like to freeze my ass off, but make my calves sweat like hell.”
March 27th, 2012
Who gives a crap about the new iPad ?
March 27th, 2012
these girls think this is cute or sexy? they just look cheap and slutty, which they are!!! attention whore, much?
March 28th, 2012
Show me sandals. Show me FEET. (Women only).
March 28th, 2012
They both need a good tongue-lashing for going out like this.
March 28th, 2012
They are pretty.
March 28th, 2012
i vote for the pink…the blue and black on looks down right filthy
March 28th, 2012
Could anyone break a fifty into singles for me?
March 28th, 2012
pebbles all day
March 28th, 2012
I find it amusing that almost all of the guys here are commenting on how hot they are and how theyd “DO” them…at the same time calling them sluts, as if THAT and STD’s were a good thing. Guess I will never understand men. lol
March 28th, 2012
Does “blue” have a tail??!?!? At least they’re not beefy chicks.
March 28th, 2012
this is rave gear dumb asses
March 28th, 2012
Ok, so maybe this is rave wear or go go dancers’ “fluffies”, either way it is inappropriate to wear in public. I could pull this off, but you wouldn’t catch me in it, especially at the Wal-Mart.
March 28th, 2012
This just proves the point that, regardless what a nice physique you have, a stupid outfit is a stupid outfit. And having someone point and laugh at it is the price that must be paid.
March 28th, 2012
Yeah, not strippers and not hookers (at least not this night). Come on, the one in the pink is with her boyfriend. Pebbles is peeved, because she knows she just had a snap shot of her, that is gonna end up here, and is hoping nobody at work sees this.
March 28th, 2012
What sluts. I’m sure their mothers would be proud… Unless of course, their mothers are strippers too… But i’m going to have to say the blue is better simply because it looks a little less slutty
March 28th, 2012
The one of the left is going to a rave. The one on the right is a furry (which is why she has a tail). Get with it, people!
March 28th, 2012
Gotta go with the pink and black. If those colours are good enough for the Hart Foundation, they’re good enough for me…
March 28th, 2012
The one in pink gets my vote, just because she’s hotter.
March 28th, 2012
I love all the superior ” these are ravers and don’t deserve to be lumped with strippers” comments. Uh, yeah. In Walmart it’s all the same thing.
March 28th, 2012
WTF are they wearing? I looks like my cats died curled around their ankles!
March 28th, 2012
Cashing in change is not a good sign for a stripper.
March 28th, 2012
Blue girl takes the cake!! LOL the man behind her is like “WTF??”
March 28th, 2012
I’d love to have both of them, they look hot as hell to me!! Yum yum!!
March 28th, 2012
Proof that girls have more fun than guys…
March 29th, 2012
Yummy indeed! so young and tasty!!! They can tickle me with their fuzzies anytime
March 29th, 2012
as people have said they are ravers not strippers, and to those who said people on here are idiots for thinking they’re strippers if the shoe fits wear it dumb asses. both ladies look like they like too have a good time. so we have 2 winners here today.
March 29th, 2012
Will somebody PLEASE explain this fuzzy leg-thing that shows up here from time to time! And the critter tails… I just. don’t. get. it.
March 29th, 2012
They’re both cute.
If they are ravers, that makes it OK because they are dressed like this to go to a massive drug-fest?
March 29th, 2012
wouldn’t want to be their uncle
March 30th, 2012
They are ravers.
March 31st, 2012
its because they prolly, just came from a rave or are going to one
April 1st, 2012
These people are going to a rave. They are wearing rave costumes lol Not things one wears on regular basis =p
April 1st, 2012
Ravers or GoGo dancers, not “fuzzy hookers.”
April 2nd, 2012
Pebbles! Pebbles! Pebbles! Me want Pebbles to get my rocks off!
April 2nd, 2012
PEBBLES ALL GROWN UP::: oh yeah!!! lmao
April 2nd, 2012
bahahah the funny part is the chick in the pink actually is a stripper! i know her!
April 2nd, 2012
Isn’t the one in the pink Jenna Marbles? lol
April 3rd, 2012
Kudos to them, wearin their rave gear to walmart! They aren’t “hookers” they’re ravers or festies. And for the record…those aren’t furry boots, they are Fluffies. Essetially leg warmers
April 3rd, 2012
I think legwarmers were last in style before these two were born. But whatever, they’re both in good shape.
April 3rd, 2012
I go with Tron
April 4th, 2012
Looks like they’re going to a music festival to me. Cool leg warmers. FUN!!!
April 4th, 2012
What’s the girl with the dragon tattoo doing at Walmart?
April 5th, 2012
PINK! Blue needs some heels instead of dumpster dipped shoes -.-
April 7th, 2012
The post is dated the same weekend as Ultra Music Festival, part of the Winter Music Conference which is a world wide event. So about 70000 people were dressed about the same for this rave event. Sorry folks
April 8th, 2012
Ultra Music Fest was just here, total rave gear!
April 10th, 2012
I still think the funniest thing about the pictures is the guy on the far right, sporting the Amish ‘stache-less beard, who is going to be getting his ass kicked on the drive home.
April 11th, 2012
Im going with the girl on the right.
April 11th, 2012
it is true the strip club does take change iam there dude
April 11th, 2012
HOLY SH!T……………………..I KNOW THE GIRL ON THE RIGHT!!!! JERRIKA WHATS UP
April 12th, 2012
HAHAHA! I’m the girl on the left. This is an awful picture of me, but call me what you will. I’m awesome. Good find, Barry!
April 13th, 2012
Shit not only am I awesome, but I’m also an idiot. *girl on the right* XD
April 13th, 2012
pink ! now she makes her moma proud
April 13th, 2012
Ahhh I wear this shit at festies and shows all the time. Who cares what one wears we were all born naked to begin with. I hope all of you negative people learn to enjoy life instead of sticking to your simple average lives. Such a pity everyone has to be jealous of creativity and fun!
April 14th, 2012
They are going to a rave!!!!!!!! Leave em alone they are having one or maybe two nights of total fun!!!!!!!! All u ravers know what I’m talkin bout!
April 18th, 2012
The best part is the couple in the back looking at that chick like WTF!
April 20th, 2012
Ravers? Really? What kind of “rave” are you going to if you have to make a stop at WALMART? Lame
April 21st, 2012
Apparently she takes coins too!
April 21st, 2012
This girl was probably in Miami for ultra music festival.. The date adds up. l
April 21st, 2012
left girl looks like jenna marbles!
April 23rd, 2012
They’re not sluts or strippers. They’re ravers. Learn this shit before you make yourself look like a dumb ass.
April 26th, 2012
OMG that’s Jenna Mourey on the left! (Pink & Black)
Look her up on YouTube (Jenna Marbles) she’s hilarious!!
April 26th, 2012
wellll if u wanna be technical these outfts are called NEKO yes kinda rave outfits…these girls must play SECOND LIFE
April 27th, 2012
if u wanna be technical these outfits are called NEKO usually comes with cat ears and a cat tail but not always…girls must play second life
April 27th, 2012
You people are so Dumb Its gogo attire There going to rave clubs in dallas.
April 27th, 2012
Basdheads
April 29th, 2012
Well if I had to get a VD it might as well be from these hot bitches..
April 29th, 2012
i would pay good money to the girl in the pink just to sniff her farts
May 1st, 2012
In the chick in the fuzzy blue and grey’s defense: That was on Halloween, I actually met her with my boyfriend in a bar called the Freeki Tikki here in Florida at thier Halloween party.
May 4th, 2012
So this is rave gear now-a-days? Back when I went to raves you just wore wide legs, this is mainly industrial gear for industrial dancers. I guess raves play industrial music now???? anyways, my vote is for the one on the left (in the pink), nice tan and long hair, she looks like she would be pretty wearing normal clothes.
May 9th, 2012
They are dressed to go to a rave…
May 14th, 2012
Shufflers!!
Yesssss
May 16th, 2012
I love how a lot of people say they’re strippers/hookers. No, they’re most likely going to/coming from a rave. I love raves <3
May 17th, 2012
THEY’RE HULA HOOPERS!!!!!!!!!!! Don’t hate… appreciate… at least they fit in these not so attractive outfits.
May 19th, 2012
The blue and black all the way.. I prefer brunettes
June 1st, 2012
The girl on the left is hott i would ummm well you get the idea
June 19th, 2012
HAHHAHA the people walking by in the picture on the right, yeah those are definately my friends lol
July 29th, 2012
Heyyy!! I have that same blue Cheshire cat costume. and there’s another picture of me in it on people of Walmart somewhere. I’m was actually looking for it. then I came upon this one.
November 25th, 2012
I’m in love with there look I love fuzzy boots
January 28th, 2013
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