March 29th, 2012
WWIB: Dudes In Denim
It’s time for the game you love, I love, and the children love Who Wears it Better: Denim Dan Edition! Okay my people, who do you think sports the best Canadian Tuxedo? Obviously neither of them wanted to make this a 3 piece suit and put on a shirt, but for my money nothing beats a camo hat accessory!
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WWIB: Dudes In Denim,





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Mr. Bigger Toolshed v Mr. Public Hair.
March 29th, 2012
The one on the right is 3 months along, and the one on the left is due any time.
March 29th, 2012
I’d say it’s a draw between Preggo Man on the left and XYZ Man on the right. Both are equally gross.
March 29th, 2012
I think the guy on the left is pregnant with twins!!!
March 29th, 2012
I like the first one because he is so much closer to his due date.
March 29th, 2012
The guy on the left is your average slob with an exposed beer gut.
But the guy on the right actually thinks he’s sexy. I can’t call him a winner, so we’ll just call him the champion.
March 29th, 2012
so, i’d say about seven or eight months along for the one on the left? i hope his baby creature will be a healthy and equally bearded one.
March 29th, 2012
Must be global warming … I’m not usually grossed out by Walcreatures till late May, and this is still March
March 29th, 2012
You disgusting bastards don’t deserve to be allowed in public. We pick on women that are far far less nasty than you two. You do NOT get a pass just because you can kick my ass. Then again neither of you a look fit enough to chase me.
March 29th, 2012
McDonald’s dude didn’t even bother with his fly. That’s the boldness you expect of a winner.
March 29th, 2012
Bet I know where the first guy keeps his beer.
March 29th, 2012
I would think Bob Dylan (left) could afford much better clothing.
March 29th, 2012
Two liver failures right here. Looks like the one on the left is cirrhosis and the right Hep C.
March 29th, 2012
its only plain as day that the guy on the right was in a hurry when he got dressed he didn’t even fix is button or zipper just hooked his belt. he had to get that sweet tea from Mc D’s. the guy on the left knows how to sport a beer gut, which takes a lot of hard work to get. so to me the bearded lady on the right is the real winner here.
March 29th, 2012
OMG the guy on the right is Keith Richards!!!
March 29th, 2012
The one on the right looks like Keith Richards when he was 80.
March 29th, 2012
hard to choose between 2 such class acts—is it any wonder I use the self checkout whenever I must go to the dreaded Wally-World…….
March 29th, 2012
Both are gross! Left is lazy, and Frank Zappa on the right must have just finished with his date in the bathroom.
March 29th, 2012
@Netjnke, looks like you read ‘Close to Home’ today too.
March 29th, 2012
Nice …. McDonald’s guy can’t even zip his fly !!!! UGH…. and the other one… well, that is just a hot mess !!!
March 30th, 2012
let it all hang out
March 30th, 2012
I think the dude on the right used to be the lead singer for WINGER (She’s only 17). Man did he let himself go….
March 30th, 2012
“Canadian” tuxedo? Looks more like Southern US hillbilly garb. We have a bit more class up here. Not to mention it’s too cold to wear that shit.
March 30th, 2012
“We create more lesbians in one hour than Lilith Fair does all weekend!”
March 30th, 2012
On the left: Pregnant and ready to pop
On the right: after giving birth to a new Wal-creature
March 30th, 2012
Guy on the right is wearing a shirt… he just forgot it had buttons. The dude on the left should be singing “Sexy and I know it”. I’m going with the dude on the right. His flagrant disregard for buttons is just wrong!!!
March 30th, 2012
this is a tough choice the jean vest is hard to beat but the rest of that man is just hard to look at in the most disgusting way possible while the camo hat man takes away from the denim domination that the rest of his out brings to the table. I would have to go with the camo hat as well just because the other guys is just that disgusting.
March 30th, 2012
outfit*
March 30th, 2012
toeachhisown hit it best i think. Mr keg man on the left doesnt give a poop what he looks like, like it or not haha. and Mr im to sexy to do my fly really thinks hes super sexy and EVERYBODY WANTS HIM haha.
March 30th, 2012
Also to add dudes with pot belly guts.
March 30th, 2012
I agree with James, we sure do have a lot more class than either piece of
s–t standing there. At least when we go out , we zip our fly, and drive by Wal-Mart and go to a little classier store
March 30th, 2012
Does anyone else think that guy on the right looks like Geraldo Rivera?!? Both are sooo awful
March 30th, 2012
they are bad guys that fight Batman but Batman wins.
March 31st, 2012
“he’s rockin’ the beer gut….”
March 31st, 2012
The dude on the right is Richard Petty’s twin.
April 2nd, 2012
Canadian Tuxedo? Waitaminute! I resemble that remark…
April 2nd, 2012
I thought Frank Zappa was dead. Apparently he shops at Wal-Mart. I hear Elvis does, too!
April 4th, 2012
Guy on the Right-it’s Edward James Olmos brother, Felipe.
April 13th, 2012
lol actually kinda ashamed to admit this but the guy on the right is my father
April 19th, 2012
Guy on right: Fire your personal trainer!
Guy on left: Fire your chef!
April 21st, 2012
Lol, I totally go with the guy on the right. What can I say, hes been to Mc Donals
April 27th, 2012
he does have a right to “bare arms”
April 30th, 2012
What’s with the guy on the right ? He has a tan line from the waist down LOL. He most sunbath pantless! LOL
May 12th, 2012
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