C’mon, even your mohawk is sloppy and unkempt.
169 Comments | In: Connecticut, Mullets/Tails tags: hairstyle, sloppy.
Mowawk more like mowllet.
November 14th, 2009
You get the feeling this guy has just given up.
Looks like all women of Tennessee
Jillian Michaels….WHERE ART THOU?
“I don’t care that my gut’s almost dragging the ground. I don’t care the my shirt has holes it wasn’t meant to have. I don’t care that I’ve got a mullet with sidewalls… I just don’t care anymore.”
I think he was mulled by a wild animal on his way in.
Is this the guy David Beckham is trying to emulate with the new haircut??
Be nice he has a hormone problem
the blob is back
Food is no longer sufficient to power his body, and now he must ravage the battery collection…
Even poor Grimace lost his job at McDonald’s because of the recession….
my last chance at love… kill me now
Jillian Michaels, WHERE ART THOU?
I feel sorry for this guy, I bet he can’t keep all keep all the ladies away.
ew ew ew ew ew are u kidding me. you would think that well i dont kno what to think about this guy.
Modern Warfare 2 hasn’t even been out a week yet. how do you get so fat so fast?
Brian Bosworth has really let himself go.
This is funny because his stomach is falling out of his shirt.
My last chance @ LOVE kill me now… what does the little missus look like if there is one lol
I bet he is tons of fun tp party with.
BARNEY!!! BRING BACK A POP FOR BEEBOOP!
Wow! That’s quite a sight! But is it just me, or is that a baby alone in a shopping cart in the background?!?! Where the heck is the mother?? Or did this guy eat her?
OMFG! If you have to lift your belly to take a piss, it/s time to DIET dude!
Wow, that is some sight! But is it just me, or is that baby alone in a shopping cart in the background? Where the heck is the mom or dad? Did this guy eat them?!?!?
LMAO! There’s a diet commercial on the bottom of the screen. Someone please email his dude!
Looks like the purple people eater to me…
anyone notice the abandoned baby in the background? oh walmart….. so many treasures!
There’s a part of his anatomy that this guy hasn’t seen for a very long time.
I thought only females were affected by gravity.
Barney let himself go…..
It’s the one eyed, one horned flyin’ purple people eater.
Apparently his huge size wasn’t enough of an attention getter, So he had to shave his head.
SIOUX- He ate her too, That is a no brainier!
just a guy
Poor Grimace has really gone down hill after losing that McDonald’s gig.
You know, I bet that when he was leaving the house he caught a glimpse of his own reflection, but probably thought…Man, I am a catch. Then asked his mom if they needed anymore milk.
He’s not looking for workout videos.
@Liz. Simple answer…He’s eclipsed them.
Am I the only one who noticed the girl’s butts in the background before I noticed the guy?
I feel sorry for whatever he is leaning on.
We’ll give him the benefit of the doubt and hope he’s also there to pick up a new shirt.
Cant stand obese women like him in TN and KY. Serious. Who sleep with them?
So this is what it looks like when someone quits life…..
crying in ga
If that bin rolled away there would be a seismic event
dang thats sexy i ness right there
Another example of obamas re-distribution of wealth…..
Where does one get a haircut like that?
Is that his man-boob hanging out from the bottom of his shirt?!
I’m a fat guy but I always wear pants big enough to keep my gut in– what’s wrong people who need size 60 pants yet insist on wearing 44?
They have guys like this in Connecticut? I would’ve called this one as an Alabama gentleman.
This is why it’s important to wash your hands after visiting any public building.
i just love the gut hanging down under his shirt
This is typical of what I see in Mississippi…people leave their babies in the cart and go to a different isle without taking the child with them, just leave them behind…and this guy is much better dressed than some I’ve seen. At least there is no buttcrack showing…and thank goodness he’s wearing pants!
It’s Barney on skid row….sing with me “I love you, you love me, we’re a happy family……”
Yikes, talk about a self-propelled heart attack just waiting to happen!
i bet the ladies go crazy for his gut to be hanging out from under his shirt…
I am just really glad that he isn’t wearing short-shorts
When Purple Nurple meets King Kong..this will not help the sale of those movies. Or could this be the start of a new one?
Notice the ad for ‘King Kong’. He probably mistook this for the place that opponents sign up.
Notice the ad for ‘King Kong’ on the bin. He probably mistook this for a place for opponents to sign up.
He’s pregnant, overdue, and about to give birth to a keg of Milwaukee’s Best.
Where’s Stewie Griffin with the Tuba!!!!
I'm not telling
ok his hair cut looks like a wig because of that so called coloring on the side AND why color ur hair to match ur clothes when I doubt ur going to wear purple the rest of ur life.
I’ve been told of this site, but was always to scared to visit. Today, I’m glad to see my fears were justified.
Seriously though, “physiques” like that, so common in the Walmart, would have been totally unknown 50 years ago, even in the circus side show.
Notice the ad for ‘King Kong’ on what he’s leaning on. He probably mistook this for the place where opponents sign up.
darnit…darned thing made me post three times cuz it didn’t load the first two times…
That’s definitely a case of “dinky do”. As in, his belly sticks out farther than his dinky do.
The Pillsbury doughboy has gone to the dark side
Cool! CT finally has a Person of Walmart! Of course he probably just doesn’t want to pay the extra $2 for extended size.
DAMN! Barney has really let himself go!
Grimace has really let himself go.
I’m sure glad Barney won!
This ensemble just SCREAMS……I’m not getting any…..;>
I have often heard people refered to as fat heads, but this is the FIRST TIME I have acctually seen it.
Dude started screaming, “Baby, it’s the other white meat, GET IN MAH BELLY!” So the kid’s mom just took off.
Did anybody else notice the unattended car seat behind him?
this is a classic example of “I give up”
Support bacteria! It’s probably the only culture this poor soul has. And Oone, you’re correct – this is a walking cardiac, if I ever saw one!
After careful review of this pic I have deduced the following…
1) He lives in a particularly nice trailer park
2) He lives alone
3) The hole in his shirt is the only hole he will ever put his weener in
and he thinks it’s hillbilly eye candy
4) His toilet committed suicide
5) He takes his daily dump in a 5 gallon pale next to his bed because
he sure don’t look like he does much walking
6) .And finally, he probably plugged his flowbe inti the 220 line instead
of the 110
Oy, yoy, YOY!!!! I have no words! He’s a skeery feller!
The mullet hawk is such a sad attempt at personal style, considering the rest of his look.
How the hell does he pee??? Dick on a string?
OH MY GOD!!!!!! It’s the over-juiced grape monster!!!!
“Find your penis! Find your penis one dollar if you find your penis!”
He is sooooo fat, he has to ask someone to find out if he has a boner…
You can still see the scar from where they put the metal plate in his head…
He flunked out of a 12 step program for his eating addiction, he couldn’t walk that far…
They had a solar eclipse in Rhode Island when he walked by…
i just clicked through the whole site and have to say…
… … you americans are just disgusting. sorry
Is there any job you would trust this guy with? I’d rule out babysitter, roofer, tightrope walker and ski instructor to name a few
November 15th, 2009
Barney’s had a really tough time finding work since the show was cancelled. It was only a matter of time before he turned “trailer park”.
Life’s sure been hell on Barney since he got the diabetes.
He has a dickey-do, his belly gets there before his dickey do
I never thought I’d see an Oompa-Loompa with a mohawk!
It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flyin’ purple people eater
A one-eyed, one-horned, flyin’ purple people eater
Sure looks strange to me
SECURITY! SECURITY! Stop that man! He is smuggling hams!
This fellow would make a perfect match for the ” Fart Loading” lady a couple pages back. Imagine the intelligent conversations those two could have- beer swilling, burping contest, monster trucks and of course farting .
Anyone else notice the unattended baby in the background?
according to Right Said Fred…maybe he’s too sexy for his shirt.
We just know, all minuses in comments are from fat women. THIS IS AMERICA, not russia.
this is just wrong no one should go out in public looking like that
“Just let me……lean on…….this counter……..to catch……my breath…….”
DISCOUNT DVDS !!
How would ya like to have that climbing over the foot of the bed on a hot sweaty night ?
He has a serious case of lap over disease. Belly lapping over belt, oh wait he probably can’t find a belt to fit.
Start wearing purple . wearing purple ! Start wearing purple for me nowwwww ! Haha what an elephant !
anyone notice the infant seat by itself in the background???? got to love the people at wal mart
No way this guy has a job. Disability checks and mom!
Reaaly sad. I can’t even poke fun. He needs help.
“Honey, have you seen this movie King Kong?”
“Does King Kong have a mohawk and a purple shirt too?”
Moons in Leo
This is just sad.
I is gonna eat some bargain DVDs.
I like the part were it says “Think your’e smarter than this guy?” Buddy! I don’t even HAVE to think about clicking it…… it’s a bloody GIVEN!
I think Sisqo said it best……He had dumps like a truck truck truck……..
Grimace gone wild.
I guess this is what happened to Grimace after McDonald’s gave him the sac…..
It is a damned Mohawk Mullet…keeerist
Sorry, all the macho tats and edgy haircuts in the world aren’t going to help you get a woman when you’re that heavy unless you started out slimmish when you got one and she’s loyal despite the physical changes you’ve gone since the initial hookup. At first sight of you, to any woman with sense, your weight practically screams of emotional and health issues/attitudes that they just don’t care to get involved with. You’re all but screaming out loud that Doritos, beer and television are more important to you than love and sex – even if you don’t think you are. Ouch!
Hey, we here in the US need to give the world a balanced view of our country. We have all kinds of good-looking fashion models, actors, acresses and sports figures………………..and then there’s THIS guy…
I bet he dips his Lipitor in gravy first.
Up until now, I was pleased with the comparative tameness of the Connecticut pictures. Being from Connecticut, I am ashamed. …And a little barfy.
Shouldn’t he be in the tyre department?
Relax. Maybe he’s at the lay a way counter purchasing a Total Gym.
Is that Chaz Bono?
Giant Purple People Eater on meth.
the funny is that he is looking thru the bargain DVDs instead of looking for a replacement for his tattered t-shirt. All about the priorities.
I know it’s hard to see past him BUT I’m just glad to see I wasn’t the only to notice the unattended baby in the background!!
OMG. Disgusting. But look at the bright side; with him being that obese he likely won’t live real long. However, he will drain the healthcare system lke a sponge-sucking it up but contributing nothing. A waste of oxygen.
Gotta be a truck driver!
PARAGON OF VIRTUE
HELLO!! MAYBE THAT IS NOT HIS ABDOMAN SUSPENDED OVER HIS WAIST LINE; DOES THIS FELLOW HAS HIS MEXICAN HAIRLESS CHIHUAHUA BENEATH THAT SHIRT?? A CHIHUAHUA’S ASS …
OR HIS ABDOMAN … ???
A CANINE, SURROUNDED BY A FAT MAN, WRAPPED WITH A SCRUFFY T-SHIRT!!
“Swing low, oh flabby gut,
hanging down and dragging the floor”
THE RESULT OF SOMEONES, I AM CERTAIN, ACCIDENTAL INSEMINATION DOES SEEM LIKE A WASTE OF SEMEN BUT WHAT THE HELL! AT LEAST THE EJACULATE WASN’T RELEASED INTO THE REGIONAL AQUIFER!!
I HAVE ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT EVERY DELIVERY ROOM IN THIS NATION SHOULD HAVE A READY SUPPLY OF GUNNY SACKS, WITH A NEARBY, LARGE BODY OF WATER!!
He’s sort of like the Hulk…he gets so big that his clothes are tearing up…but in this case it’s his fat, not giant muscles like the Hulk.
OK, seriously? He can’t feel the breeze?
Cool-aid man “OH YEAH”, purple holey t-shirt man “OH NO”
I live in Connecticut but my waist size is only a 33.
Maybe he is looking for a workout video or he is just trying to catch his breath from walking through the parking lot. HA HA!
This guy belongs in Florida in one of those Daytona Beach trailer parks
Hey, at least he can still leave the house and hasn’t become one with the sofa. However, once that shirt disintegrates he’ll either be shirtless in WM or just won’t go at all.
When was the last time this guy seenie his weenie?
Is that Grimace?!?!?! I wondered what had happened to him!!!
Has anyone noticed the baby left totally unattended in the background.. good thing Wal-Mart uses Adams Alert for god sakes…
I must weigh less than this guy’s leg.
I’m sure that cart with the baby has a parent near by that isn’t in the photo, either way, not the first time a baby went solo at Wally-World.
November 16th, 2009
where are the parents for the baby in the cart right behind the dude?
Lean with it, rock with it.
…hhhhmmmmmm…dvd’s…sooo delicious…must eat entire display!
And have notice the unattended baby in the backgroun?
He just proves the old adage: Mens waists don’t get bigger…they just get lower.
I know the guy is gross in the purple shirt but why is the baby alone in a cart. Thats more alarming to me than the purple holey shirt guy.
He just proves the old adage: Men’s waists don’t get bigger…they just get lower.
also in the back ground only at walmart will see that a baby is all by itself..no parents around…just a thought
Obviously you can afford to feed yourself-get some damn clothes that fit too.
Big Boy, take that off…well it looks like it is taking itself off…
November 17th, 2009
OMG this man comes into the grocery store i work at and spends a butt load of money. and always rides around in the motorized carts… than leaves it at the register and nobody wants to bring it back because its always sweaty and gross from his fat ass sitting on it… and he tried and failed at being a bad ass biker. no motorcycle could hold that.
You should see his look-alike wife, only it isn’t her belly hangin’ out from the bottom of the shirt!
November 18th, 2009
What is with all the thumbs down on perfectly legit comments? Are the people that look as this site as stupid and brain dead as the people on it? If people don’t want made fun of then don’t try to look like a douche bag. WTF?
That is hideously amusing, I have seen many like him before in my life and I must say its quite the amusement when you are at walmart when your having a bad day. Two thumbs up to the purple nurple!
November 19th, 2009
This guy is named Joe McCoy. He is a completely self-centered douche. This is the guy who parks in the fire lane at the front door of the store and then rides the electric shopping cart around in the middle of the aisle to piss everyone off. His wife is a super hot gold digger, even though he is not rich. He inherited a movie theater I used to work for from his parents and his parents also bought him a Harley Davidson edition F150 and also got his son an H2 for his 16th birthday. He had convinced this gold digger that he was worth a lot of money even though he was broke, he lost the movie theater to the bank because he couldn’t continue the payments and then his wife left him pretty recently and took his truck lol.
That’s definitely the wal-mart in my town.. I see that guy all the time.. Oh CT <3
November 21st, 2009
Looks like this people dont looks at the mirror that how
they look after wearing the clothes, this person looks like
beggar as his clothes are torn. But this is a great site its
November 24th, 2009
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“Shop where the Purple People Eater shops — at Wal-Mart!”
December 1st, 2009
April 29th, 2011
BEEF-CAKE!!! BEEF-CAKE!!! u all jealous, cause he totally ripped.. notice he’s bustin outta the shirt.. never give up on your dreams, and you too can have the kick ass walmullet.. and be a total BEEF-CAKE!!!!
August 16th, 2011
Dude has his own gravitational pull.
April 16th, 2014