“I don’t care that my gut’s almost dragging the ground. I don’t care the my shirt has holes it wasn’t meant to have. I don’t care that I’ve got a mullet with sidewalls… I just don’t care anymore.”
Food is no longer sufficient to power his body, and now he must ravage the battery collection…
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shamrocks81
Even poor Grimace lost his job at McDonald’s because of the recession….
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November 14th, 2009
Sioux
my last chance at love… kill me now
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November 14th, 2009
Brie
Jillian Michaels, WHERE ART THOU?
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I feel sorry for this guy, I bet he can’t keep all keep all the ladies away.
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November 14th, 2009
KeiLei
ew ew ew ew ew are u kidding me. you would think that well i dont kno what to think about this guy.
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November 14th, 2009
James
Modern Warfare 2 hasn’t even been out a week yet. how do you get so fat so fast?
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November 14th, 2009
Philbert
Brian Bosworth has really let himself go.
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November 14th, 2009
Frank
This is funny because his stomach is falling out of his shirt.
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November 14th, 2009
Sioux
My last chance @ LOVE kill me now… what does the little missus look like if there is one lol
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November 14th, 2009
poultrywrangler
I bet he is tons of fun tp party with.
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November 14th, 2009
BuZzed
BARNEY!!! BRING BACK A POP FOR BEEBOOP!
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November 14th, 2009
Liz
Wow! That’s quite a sight! But is it just me, or is that a baby alone in a shopping cart in the background?!?! Where the heck is the mother?? Or did this guy eat her?
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Chris
OMFG! If you have to lift your belly to take a piss, it/s time to DIET dude!
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Liz
Wow, that is some sight! But is it just me, or is that baby alone in a shopping cart in the background? Where the heck is the mom or dad? Did this guy eat them?!?!?
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Chris
LMAO! There’s a diet commercial on the bottom of the screen. Someone please email his dude!
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November 14th, 2009
crystal
Looks like the purple people eater to me…
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November 14th, 2009
Julie
anyone notice the abandoned baby in the background? oh walmart….. so many treasures!
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November 14th, 2009
AmyM
There’s a part of his anatomy that this guy hasn’t seen for a very long time.
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Noneya
I thought only females were affected by gravity.
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tori
Barney let himself go…..
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November 14th, 2009
TOYMAN
It’s the one eyed, one horned flyin’ purple people eater.
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November 14th, 2009
Helena
Apparently his huge size wasn’t enough of an attention getter, So he had to shave his head.
SIOUX- He ate her too, That is a no brainier!
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just a guy
Poor Grimace has really gone down hill after losing that McDonald’s gig.
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November 14th, 2009
Jules
You know, I bet that when he was leaving the house he caught a glimpse of his own reflection, but probably thought…Man, I am a catch. Then asked his mom if they needed anymore milk.
Is that his man-boob hanging out from the bottom of his shirt?!
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November 14th, 2009
rick
I’m a fat guy but I always wear pants big enough to keep my gut in– what’s wrong people who need size 60 pants yet insist on wearing 44?
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November 14th, 2009
amocksun
They have guys like this in Connecticut? I would’ve called this one as an Alabama gentleman.
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November 14th, 2009
Ash
This is why it’s important to wash your hands after visiting any public building.
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November 14th, 2009
Awesome
i just love the gut hanging down under his shirt
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November 14th, 2009
Jennifer
This is typical of what I see in Mississippi…people leave their babies in the cart and go to a different isle without taking the child with them, just leave them behind…and this guy is much better dressed than some I’ve seen. At least there is no buttcrack showing…and thank goodness he’s wearing pants!
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November 14th, 2009
smartmom
It’s Barney on skid row….sing with me “I love you, you love me, we’re a happy family……”
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November 14th, 2009
oone
Yikes, talk about a self-propelled heart attack just waiting to happen!
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November 14th, 2009
Awesome
i bet the ladies go crazy for his gut to be hanging out from under his shirt…
I am just really glad that he isn’t wearing short-shorts
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November 14th, 2009
Scottie
When Purple Nurple meets King Kong..this will not help the sale of those movies. Or could this be the start of a new one?
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Pamela
Notice the ad for ‘King Kong’. He probably mistook this for the place that opponents sign up.
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Pamela
Notice the ad for ‘King Kong’ on the bin. He probably mistook this for a place for opponents to sign up.
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November 14th, 2009
MsQuote
He’s pregnant, overdue, and about to give birth to a keg of Milwaukee’s Best.
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November 14th, 2009
FAAAAQQQQ
Where’s Stewie Griffin with the Tuba!!!!
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November 14th, 2009
I'm not telling
ok his hair cut looks like a wig because of that so called coloring on the side AND why color ur hair to match ur clothes when I doubt ur going to wear purple the rest of ur life.
I have often heard people refered to as fat heads, but this is the FIRST TIME I have acctually seen it.
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November 14th, 2009
bewareofdablob
Dude started screaming, “Baby, it’s the other white meat, GET IN MAH BELLY!” So the kid’s mom just took off.
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November 14th, 2009
Claudette
Did anybody else notice the unattended car seat behind him?
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November 14th, 2009
sore eyes
this is a classic example of “I give up”
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November 14th, 2009
Lady Anne
Support bacteria! It’s probably the only culture this poor soul has. And Oone, you’re correct – this is a walking cardiac, if I ever saw one!
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November 14th, 2009
Chris
After careful review of this pic I have deduced the following…
1) He lives in a particularly nice trailer park
2) He lives alone
3) The hole in his shirt is the only hole he will ever put his weener in
and he thinks it’s hillbilly eye candy
4) His toilet committed suicide
5) He takes his daily dump in a 5 gallon pale next to his bed because
he sure don’t look like he does much walking
6) .And finally, he probably plugged his flowbe inti the 220 line instead
of the 110
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November 14th, 2009
Snorkin
Oy, yoy, YOY!!!! I have no words! He’s a skeery feller!
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November 14th, 2009
why
The mullet hawk is such a sad attempt at personal style, considering the rest of his look.
I never thought I’d see an Oompa-Loompa with a mohawk!
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November 15th, 2009
Misch
It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flyin’ purple people eater
A one-eyed, one-horned, flyin’ purple people eater
Sure looks strange to me
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November 15th, 2009
DuckyDoodle
SECURITY! SECURITY! Stop that man! He is smuggling hams!
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November 15th, 2009
FormerWalmartian
This fellow would make a perfect match for the ” Fart Loading” lady a couple pages back. Imagine the intelligent conversations those two could have- beer swilling, burping contest, monster trucks and of course farting .
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ViciousVic
Anyone else notice the unattended baby in the background?
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November 15th, 2009
courtney.
according to Right Said Fred…maybe he’s too sexy for his shirt.
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November 15th, 2009
Sla
We just know, all minuses in comments are from fat women. THIS IS AMERICA, not russia.
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james
this is just wrong no one should go out in public looking like that
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November 15th, 2009
Phot
“Just let me……lean on…….this counter……..to catch……my breath…….”
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manda
DISCOUNT DVDS !!
NOM.NOM.NOM !!
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Izack
How would ya like to have that climbing over the foot of the bed on a hot sweaty night ?
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November 15th, 2009
pickels
He has a serious case of lap over disease. Belly lapping over belt, oh wait he probably can’t find a belt to fit.
Start wearing purple . wearing purple ! Start wearing purple for me nowwwww ! Haha what an elephant !
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stonefieldt
Mullhawk!
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dalane
anyone notice the infant seat by itself in the background???? got to love the people at wal mart
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November 15th, 2009
Shadopilot
No way this guy has a job. Disability checks and mom!
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JC
Reaaly sad. I can’t even poke fun. He needs help.
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November 15th, 2009
Pmoney
“Honey, have you seen this movie King Kong?”
“Does King Kong have a mohawk and a purple shirt too?”
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Moons in Leo
This is just sad.
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David
I is gonna eat some bargain DVDs.
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JUST LOOKIN
I like the part were it says “Think your’e smarter than this guy?” Buddy! I don’t even HAVE to think about clicking it…… it’s a bloody GIVEN!
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Justin
I think Sisqo said it best……He had dumps like a truck truck truck……..
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bratfromtn
Grimace gone wild.
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Sarah
I guess this is what happened to Grimace after McDonald’s gave him the sac…..
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Severina
It is a damned Mohawk Mullet…keeerist
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November 15th, 2009
oone
Sorry, all the macho tats and edgy haircuts in the world aren’t going to help you get a woman when you’re that heavy unless you started out slimmish when you got one and she’s loyal despite the physical changes you’ve gone since the initial hookup. At first sight of you, to any woman with sense, your weight practically screams of emotional and health issues/attitudes that they just don’t care to get involved with. You’re all but screaming out loud that Doritos, beer and television are more important to you than love and sex – even if you don’t think you are. Ouch!
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November 15th, 2009
Colonel Lingus
Hey, we here in the US need to give the world a balanced view of our country. We have all kinds of good-looking fashion models, actors, acresses and sports figures………………..and then there’s THIS guy…
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james
I bet he dips his Lipitor in gravy first.
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November 15th, 2009
Siobhan
Up until now, I was pleased with the comparative tameness of the Connecticut pictures. Being from Connecticut, I am ashamed. …And a little barfy.
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Otto Yamamoto
Shouldn’t he be in the tyre department?
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November 15th, 2009
Ima Fibbin
Grape Ape!
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Andy M.
Relax. Maybe he’s at the lay a way counter purchasing a Total Gym.
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Sugar Ray
Is that Chaz Bono?
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Minerva
Giant Purple People Eater on meth.
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Allen
the funny is that he is looking thru the bargain DVDs instead of looking for a replacement for his tattered t-shirt. All about the priorities.
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November 15th, 2009
Stay_C
I know it’s hard to see past him BUT I’m just glad to see I wasn’t the only to notice the unattended baby in the background!!
OMG. Disgusting. But look at the bright side; with him being that obese he likely won’t live real long. However, he will drain the healthcare system lke a sponge-sucking it up but contributing nothing. A waste of oxygen.
HELLO!! MAYBE THAT IS NOT HIS ABDOMAN SUSPENDED OVER HIS WAIST LINE; DOES THIS FELLOW HAS HIS MEXICAN HAIRLESS CHIHUAHUA BENEATH THAT SHIRT?? A CHIHUAHUA’S ASS …
OR HIS ABDOMAN … ???
Hmmm …
A CANINE, SURROUNDED BY A FAT MAN, WRAPPED WITH A SCRUFFY T-SHIRT!!
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Rusty Shackleford
“Swing low, oh flabby gut,
hanging down and dragging the floor”
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PARAGON OF VIRTUE
RE HOLLY:
THE RESULT OF SOMEONES, I AM CERTAIN, ACCIDENTAL INSEMINATION DOES SEEM LIKE A WASTE OF SEMEN BUT WHAT THE HELL! AT LEAST THE EJACULATE WASN’T RELEASED INTO THE REGIONAL AQUIFER!!
I HAVE ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT EVERY DELIVERY ROOM IN THIS NATION SHOULD HAVE A READY SUPPLY OF GUNNY SACKS, WITH A NEARBY, LARGE BODY OF WATER!!
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November 15th, 2009
Suzy8track
He’s sort of like the Hulk…he gets so big that his clothes are tearing up…but in this case it’s his fat, not giant muscles like the Hulk.
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November 15th, 2009
BytchEPoo
OK, seriously? He can’t feel the breeze?
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November 15th, 2009
sarah
Cool-aid man “OH YEAH”, purple holey t-shirt man “OH NO”
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November 15th, 2009
tuck
I live in Connecticut but my waist size is only a 33.
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November 15th, 2009
tuck
Maybe he is looking for a workout video or he is just trying to catch his breath from walking through the parking lot. HA HA!
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November 15th, 2009
tuck
This guy belongs in Florida in one of those Daytona Beach trailer parks
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November 15th, 2009
Jill
Hey, at least he can still leave the house and hasn’t become one with the sofa. However, once that shirt disintegrates he’ll either be shirtless in WM or just won’t go at all.
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November 15th, 2009
Meohmy
When was the last time this guy seenie his weenie?
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November 15th, 2009
Becky
Is that Grimace?!?!?! I wondered what had happened to him!!!
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November 15th, 2009
lennonslove
Has anyone noticed the baby left totally unattended in the background.. good thing Wal-Mart uses Adams Alert for god sakes…
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November 15th, 2009
Maya
I must weigh less than this guy’s leg.
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November 15th, 2009
Josh
I’m sure that cart with the baby has a parent near by that isn’t in the photo, either way, not the first time a baby went solo at Wally-World.
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November 16th, 2009
Lola
where are the parents for the baby in the cart right behind the dude?
And have notice the unattended baby in the backgroun?
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November 16th, 2009
calicke
He just proves the old adage: Mens waists don’t get bigger…they just get lower.
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November 16th, 2009
Ria Thorpe
I know the guy is gross in the purple shirt but why is the baby alone in a cart. Thats more alarming to me than the purple holey shirt guy.
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November 16th, 2009
calicke
He just proves the old adage: Men’s waists don’t get bigger…they just get lower.
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November 16th, 2009
misty
also in the back ground only at walmart will see that a baby is all by itself..no parents around…just a thought
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November 16th, 2009
aprilbug29
Obviously you can afford to feed yourself-get some damn clothes that fit too.
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November 16th, 2009
Brittany
Big Boy, take that off…well it looks like it is taking itself off…
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November 17th, 2009
hungryman
OMG this man comes into the grocery store i work at and spends a butt load of money. and always rides around in the motorized carts… than leaves it at the register and nobody wants to bring it back because its always sweaty and gross from his fat ass sitting on it… and he tried and failed at being a bad ass biker. no motorcycle could hold that.
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November 17th, 2009
Emiliano
GRIMACE!!!
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November 17th, 2009
Bob19006
You should see his look-alike wife, only it isn’t her belly hangin’ out from the bottom of the shirt!
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November 18th, 2009
toomuchman
What is with all the thumbs down on perfectly legit comments? Are the people that look as this site as stupid and brain dead as the people on it? If people don’t want made fun of then don’t try to look like a douche bag. WTF?
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November 18th, 2009
Kristograffer
That is hideously amusing, I have seen many like him before in my life and I must say its quite the amusement when you are at walmart when your having a bad day. Two thumbs up to the purple nurple!
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November 19th, 2009
Joeseph McCoy
This guy is named Joe McCoy. He is a completely self-centered douche. This is the guy who parks in the fire lane at the front door of the store and then rides the electric shopping cart around in the middle of the aisle to piss everyone off. His wife is a super hot gold digger, even though he is not rich. He inherited a movie theater I used to work for from his parents and his parents also bought him a Harley Davidson edition F150 and also got his son an H2 for his 16th birthday. He had convinced this gold digger that he was worth a lot of money even though he was broke, he lost the movie theater to the bank because he couldn’t continue the payments and then his wife left him pretty recently and took his truck lol.
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November 19th, 2009
Rihana
Anyone else notice the unattended baby in the background?
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November 19th, 2009
Jamie
That’s definitely the wal-mart in my town.. I see that guy all the time.. Oh CT <3
Looks like this people dont looks at the mirror that how
they look after wearing the clothes, this person looks like
beggar as his clothes are torn. But this is a great site its
funny.
…The idea behind our Off-Piste Combination Course is to work on both your own Performance Off-Piste as well as seeking out some great routes and off piste ventures in the selected resort that the course is run in
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November 24th, 2009
Uncle Bob
“Shop where the Purple People Eater shops — at Wal-Mart!”
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December 1st, 2009
Paparazzi Pizza
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April 29th, 2011
matteo
BEEF-CAKE!!! BEEF-CAKE!!! u all jealous, cause he totally ripped.. notice he’s bustin outta the shirt.. never give up on your dreams, and you too can have the kick ass walmullet.. and be a total BEEF-CAKE!!!!
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Mowawk more like mowllet.
November 14th, 2009
You get the feeling this guy has just given up.
November 14th, 2009
Looks like all women of Tennessee
November 14th, 2009
Jillian Michaels….WHERE ART THOU?
November 14th, 2009
“I don’t care that my gut’s almost dragging the ground. I don’t care the my shirt has holes it wasn’t meant to have. I don’t care that I’ve got a mullet with sidewalls… I just don’t care anymore.”
November 14th, 2009
I think he was mulled by a wild animal on his way in.
November 14th, 2009
Is this the guy David Beckham is trying to emulate with the new haircut??
http://dippedincream.blogspot.com/2009/11/separated-at-birth-david-beckham-and-hi.html
Oh, LORD.
November 14th, 2009
Be nice he has a hormone problem
November 14th, 2009
the blob is back
November 14th, 2009
Food is no longer sufficient to power his body, and now he must ravage the battery collection…
November 14th, 2009
Even poor Grimace lost his job at McDonald’s because of the recession….
November 14th, 2009
my last chance at love… kill me now
November 14th, 2009
Jillian Michaels, WHERE ART THOU?
November 14th, 2009
I feel sorry for this guy, I bet he can’t keep all keep all the ladies away.
November 14th, 2009
ew ew ew ew ew are u kidding me. you would think that well i dont kno what to think about this guy.
November 14th, 2009
Modern Warfare 2 hasn’t even been out a week yet. how do you get so fat so fast?
November 14th, 2009
Brian Bosworth has really let himself go.
November 14th, 2009
This is funny because his stomach is falling out of his shirt.
November 14th, 2009
My last chance @ LOVE kill me now… what does the little missus look like if there is one lol
November 14th, 2009
I bet he is tons of fun tp party with.
November 14th, 2009
BARNEY!!! BRING BACK A POP FOR BEEBOOP!
November 14th, 2009
Wow! That’s quite a sight! But is it just me, or is that a baby alone in a shopping cart in the background?!?! Where the heck is the mother?? Or did this guy eat her?
November 14th, 2009
OMFG! If you have to lift your belly to take a piss, it/s time to DIET dude!
November 14th, 2009
Wow, that is some sight! But is it just me, or is that baby alone in a shopping cart in the background? Where the heck is the mom or dad? Did this guy eat them?!?!?
November 14th, 2009
LMAO! There’s a diet commercial on the bottom of the screen. Someone please email his dude!
November 14th, 2009
Looks like the purple people eater to me…
November 14th, 2009
anyone notice the abandoned baby in the background? oh walmart….. so many treasures!
November 14th, 2009
There’s a part of his anatomy that this guy hasn’t seen for a very long time.
November 14th, 2009
I thought only females were affected by gravity.
November 14th, 2009
Barney let himself go…..
November 14th, 2009
It’s the one eyed, one horned flyin’ purple people eater.
November 14th, 2009
Apparently his huge size wasn’t enough of an attention getter, So he had to shave his head.
SIOUX- He ate her too, That is a no brainier!
November 14th, 2009
Poor Grimace has really gone down hill after losing that McDonald’s gig.
November 14th, 2009
You know, I bet that when he was leaving the house he caught a glimpse of his own reflection, but probably thought…Man, I am a catch. Then asked his mom if they needed anymore milk.
November 14th, 2009
He’s not looking for workout videos.
November 14th, 2009
@Liz. Simple answer…He’s eclipsed them.
November 14th, 2009
Am I the only one who noticed the girl’s butts in the background before I noticed the guy?
November 14th, 2009
I feel sorry for whatever he is leaning on.
November 14th, 2009
We’ll give him the benefit of the doubt and hope he’s also there to pick up a new shirt.
November 14th, 2009
Cant stand obese women like him in TN and KY. Serious. Who sleep with them?
November 14th, 2009
So this is what it looks like when someone quits life…..
November 14th, 2009
Yummy!!!!!!
November 14th, 2009
If that bin rolled away there would be a seismic event
November 14th, 2009
dang thats sexy i ness right there
November 14th, 2009
Another example of obamas re-distribution of wealth…..
November 14th, 2009
Where does one get a haircut like that?
November 14th, 2009
Is that his man-boob hanging out from the bottom of his shirt?!
November 14th, 2009
I’m a fat guy but I always wear pants big enough to keep my gut in– what’s wrong people who need size 60 pants yet insist on wearing 44?
November 14th, 2009
They have guys like this in Connecticut? I would’ve called this one as an Alabama gentleman.
November 14th, 2009
This is why it’s important to wash your hands after visiting any public building.
November 14th, 2009
i just love the gut hanging down under his shirt
November 14th, 2009
This is typical of what I see in Mississippi…people leave their babies in the cart and go to a different isle without taking the child with them, just leave them behind…and this guy is much better dressed than some I’ve seen. At least there is no buttcrack showing…and thank goodness he’s wearing pants!
November 14th, 2009
It’s Barney on skid row….sing with me “I love you, you love me, we’re a happy family……”
November 14th, 2009
Yikes, talk about a self-propelled heart attack just waiting to happen!
November 14th, 2009
i bet the ladies go crazy for his gut to be hanging out from under his shirt…
I am just really glad that he isn’t wearing short-shorts
November 14th, 2009
When Purple Nurple meets King Kong..this will not help the sale of those movies. Or could this be the start of a new one?
November 14th, 2009
Notice the ad for ‘King Kong’. He probably mistook this for the place that opponents sign up.
November 14th, 2009
Notice the ad for ‘King Kong’ on the bin. He probably mistook this for a place for opponents to sign up.
November 14th, 2009
He’s pregnant, overdue, and about to give birth to a keg of Milwaukee’s Best.
November 14th, 2009
Where’s Stewie Griffin with the Tuba!!!!
November 14th, 2009
ok his hair cut looks like a wig because of that so called coloring on the side AND why color ur hair to match ur clothes when I doubt ur going to wear purple the rest of ur life.
November 14th, 2009
I’ve been told of this site, but was always to scared to visit. Today, I’m glad to see my fears were justified.
November 14th, 2009
Seriously though, “physiques” like that, so common in the Walmart, would have been totally unknown 50 years ago, even in the circus side show.
November 14th, 2009
Notice the ad for ‘King Kong’ on what he’s leaning on. He probably mistook this for the place where opponents sign up.
November 14th, 2009
darnit…darned thing made me post three times cuz it didn’t load the first two times…
November 14th, 2009
That’s definitely a case of “dinky do”. As in, his belly sticks out farther than his dinky do.
November 14th, 2009
The Pillsbury doughboy has gone to the dark side
November 14th, 2009
Cool! CT finally has a Person of Walmart! Of course he probably just doesn’t want to pay the extra $2 for extended size.
November 14th, 2009
DAMN! Barney has really let himself go!
November 14th, 2009
Grimace has really let himself go.
November 14th, 2009
I’m sure glad Barney won!
November 14th, 2009
This ensemble just SCREAMS……I’m not getting any…..;>
November 14th, 2009
I have often heard people refered to as fat heads, but this is the FIRST TIME I have acctually seen it.
November 14th, 2009
Dude started screaming, “Baby, it’s the other white meat, GET IN MAH BELLY!” So the kid’s mom just took off.
November 14th, 2009
Did anybody else notice the unattended car seat behind him?
November 14th, 2009
this is a classic example of “I give up”
November 14th, 2009
Support bacteria! It’s probably the only culture this poor soul has. And Oone, you’re correct – this is a walking cardiac, if I ever saw one!
November 14th, 2009
After careful review of this pic I have deduced the following…
1) He lives in a particularly nice trailer park
2) He lives alone
3) The hole in his shirt is the only hole he will ever put his weener in
and he thinks it’s hillbilly eye candy
4) His toilet committed suicide
5) He takes his daily dump in a 5 gallon pale next to his bed because
he sure don’t look like he does much walking
6) .And finally, he probably plugged his flowbe inti the 220 line instead
of the 110
November 14th, 2009
Oy, yoy, YOY!!!! I have no words! He’s a skeery feller!
November 14th, 2009
The mullet hawk is such a sad attempt at personal style, considering the rest of his look.
November 14th, 2009
How the hell does he pee??? Dick on a string?
November 14th, 2009
OH MY GOD!!!!!! It’s the over-juiced grape monster!!!!
November 14th, 2009
“Find your penis! Find your penis one dollar if you find your penis!”
November 14th, 2009
He is sooooo fat, he has to ask someone to find out if he has a boner…
November 14th, 2009
You can still see the scar from where they put the metal plate in his head…
November 14th, 2009
He flunked out of a 12 step program for his eating addiction, he couldn’t walk that far…
November 14th, 2009
They had a solar eclipse in Rhode Island when he walked by…
November 14th, 2009
i just clicked through the whole site and have to say…
… … you americans are just disgusting. sorry
November 14th, 2009
Is there any job you would trust this guy with? I’d rule out babysitter, roofer, tightrope walker and ski instructor to name a few
November 15th, 2009
Barney’s had a really tough time finding work since the show was cancelled. It was only a matter of time before he turned “trailer park”.
November 15th, 2009
Life’s sure been hell on Barney since he got the diabetes.
November 15th, 2009
He has a dickey-do, his belly gets there before his dickey do
November 15th, 2009
I never thought I’d see an Oompa-Loompa with a mohawk!
November 15th, 2009
It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flyin’ purple people eater
A one-eyed, one-horned, flyin’ purple people eater
Sure looks strange to me
November 15th, 2009
SECURITY! SECURITY! Stop that man! He is smuggling hams!
November 15th, 2009
This fellow would make a perfect match for the ” Fart Loading” lady a couple pages back. Imagine the intelligent conversations those two could have- beer swilling, burping contest, monster trucks and of course farting .
November 15th, 2009
Anyone else notice the unattended baby in the background?
November 15th, 2009
according to Right Said Fred…maybe he’s too sexy for his shirt.
November 15th, 2009
We just know, all minuses in comments are from fat women.
THIS IS AMERICA, not russia.
November 15th, 2009
this is just wrong no one should go out in public looking like that
November 15th, 2009
“Just let me……lean on…….this counter……..to catch……my breath…….”
November 15th, 2009
DISCOUNT DVDS !!
NOM.NOM.NOM !!
November 15th, 2009
How would ya like to have that climbing over the foot of the bed on a hot sweaty night ?
November 15th, 2009
He has a serious case of lap over disease. Belly lapping over belt, oh wait he probably can’t find a belt to fit.
November 15th, 2009
Start wearing purple . wearing purple ! Start wearing purple for me nowwwww ! Haha what an elephant !
November 15th, 2009
Mullhawk!
November 15th, 2009
anyone notice the infant seat by itself in the background???? got to love the people at wal mart
November 15th, 2009
No way this guy has a job. Disability checks and mom!
November 15th, 2009
Reaaly sad. I can’t even poke fun. He needs help.
November 15th, 2009
“Honey, have you seen this movie King Kong?”
“Does King Kong have a mohawk and a purple shirt too?”
November 15th, 2009
This is just sad.
November 15th, 2009
I is gonna eat some bargain DVDs.
November 15th, 2009
I like the part were it says “Think your’e smarter than this guy?” Buddy! I don’t even HAVE to think about clicking it…… it’s a bloody GIVEN!
November 15th, 2009
I think Sisqo said it best……He had dumps like a truck truck truck……..
November 15th, 2009
Grimace gone wild.
November 15th, 2009
I guess this is what happened to Grimace after McDonald’s gave him the sac…..
November 15th, 2009
It is a damned Mohawk Mullet…keeerist
November 15th, 2009
Sorry, all the macho tats and edgy haircuts in the world aren’t going to help you get a woman when you’re that heavy unless you started out slimmish when you got one and she’s loyal despite the physical changes you’ve gone since the initial hookup. At first sight of you, to any woman with sense, your weight practically screams of emotional and health issues/attitudes that they just don’t care to get involved with. You’re all but screaming out loud that Doritos, beer and television are more important to you than love and sex – even if you don’t think you are. Ouch!
November 15th, 2009
Hey, we here in the US need to give the world a balanced view of our country. We have all kinds of good-looking fashion models, actors, acresses and sports figures………………..and then there’s THIS guy…
November 15th, 2009
I bet he dips his Lipitor in gravy first.
November 15th, 2009
Up until now, I was pleased with the comparative tameness of the Connecticut pictures. Being from Connecticut, I am ashamed. …And a little barfy.
November 15th, 2009
Shouldn’t he be in the tyre department?
November 15th, 2009
Grape Ape!
November 15th, 2009
Relax. Maybe he’s at the lay a way counter purchasing a Total Gym.
November 15th, 2009
Is that Chaz Bono?
November 15th, 2009
Giant Purple People Eater on meth.
November 15th, 2009
the funny is that he is looking thru the bargain DVDs instead of looking for a replacement for his tattered t-shirt. All about the priorities.
November 15th, 2009
I know it’s hard to see past him BUT I’m just glad to see I wasn’t the only to notice the unattended baby in the background!!
November 15th, 2009
OMG. Disgusting. But look at the bright side; with him being that obese he likely won’t live real long. However, he will drain the healthcare system lke a sponge-sucking it up but contributing nothing. A waste of oxygen.
November 15th, 2009
Gotta be a truck driver!
November 15th, 2009
HELLO!! MAYBE THAT IS NOT HIS ABDOMAN SUSPENDED OVER HIS WAIST LINE; DOES THIS FELLOW HAS HIS MEXICAN HAIRLESS CHIHUAHUA BENEATH THAT SHIRT?? A CHIHUAHUA’S ASS …
OR HIS ABDOMAN … ???
Hmmm …
A CANINE, SURROUNDED BY A FAT MAN, WRAPPED WITH A SCRUFFY T-SHIRT!!
November 15th, 2009
“Swing low, oh flabby gut,
hanging down and dragging the floor”
November 15th, 2009
RE HOLLY:
THE RESULT OF SOMEONES, I AM CERTAIN, ACCIDENTAL INSEMINATION DOES SEEM LIKE A WASTE OF SEMEN BUT WHAT THE HELL! AT LEAST THE EJACULATE WASN’T RELEASED INTO THE REGIONAL AQUIFER!!
I HAVE ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT EVERY DELIVERY ROOM IN THIS NATION SHOULD HAVE A READY SUPPLY OF GUNNY SACKS, WITH A NEARBY, LARGE BODY OF WATER!!
November 15th, 2009
He’s sort of like the Hulk…he gets so big that his clothes are tearing up…but in this case it’s his fat, not giant muscles like the Hulk.
November 15th, 2009
OK, seriously? He can’t feel the breeze?
November 15th, 2009
Cool-aid man “OH YEAH”, purple holey t-shirt man “OH NO”
November 15th, 2009
I live in Connecticut but my waist size is only a 33.
November 15th, 2009
Maybe he is looking for a workout video or he is just trying to catch his breath from walking through the parking lot. HA HA!
November 15th, 2009
This guy belongs in Florida in one of those Daytona Beach trailer parks
November 15th, 2009
Hey, at least he can still leave the house and hasn’t become one with the sofa. However, once that shirt disintegrates he’ll either be shirtless in WM or just won’t go at all.
November 15th, 2009
When was the last time this guy seenie his weenie?
November 15th, 2009
Is that Grimace?!?!?! I wondered what had happened to him!!!
November 15th, 2009
Has anyone noticed the baby left totally unattended in the background.. good thing Wal-Mart uses Adams Alert for god sakes…
November 15th, 2009
I must weigh less than this guy’s leg.
November 15th, 2009
I’m sure that cart with the baby has a parent near by that isn’t in the photo, either way, not the first time a baby went solo at Wally-World.
November 16th, 2009
where are the parents for the baby in the cart right behind the dude?
November 16th, 2009
Lean with it, rock with it.
November 16th, 2009
…hhhhmmmmmm…dvd’s…sooo delicious…must eat entire display!
November 16th, 2009
And have notice the unattended baby in the backgroun?
November 16th, 2009
He just proves the old adage: Mens waists don’t get bigger…they just get lower.
November 16th, 2009
I know the guy is gross in the purple shirt but why is the baby alone in a cart. Thats more alarming to me than the purple holey shirt guy.
November 16th, 2009
He just proves the old adage: Men’s waists don’t get bigger…they just get lower.
November 16th, 2009
also in the back ground only at walmart will see that a baby is all by itself..no parents around…just a thought
November 16th, 2009
Obviously you can afford to feed yourself-get some damn clothes that fit too.
November 16th, 2009
Big Boy, take that off…well it looks like it is taking itself off…
November 17th, 2009
OMG this man comes into the grocery store i work at and spends a butt load of money. and always rides around in the motorized carts… than leaves it at the register and nobody wants to bring it back because its always sweaty and gross from his fat ass sitting on it… and he tried and failed at being a bad ass biker. no motorcycle could hold that.
November 17th, 2009
GRIMACE!!!
November 17th, 2009
You should see his look-alike wife, only it isn’t her belly hangin’ out from the bottom of the shirt!
November 18th, 2009
What is with all the thumbs down on perfectly legit comments? Are the people that look as this site as stupid and brain dead as the people on it? If people don’t want made fun of then don’t try to look like a douche bag. WTF?
November 18th, 2009
That is hideously amusing, I have seen many like him before in my life and I must say its quite the amusement when you are at walmart when your having a bad day. Two thumbs up to the purple nurple!
November 19th, 2009
This guy is named Joe McCoy. He is a completely self-centered douche. This is the guy who parks in the fire lane at the front door of the store and then rides the electric shopping cart around in the middle of the aisle to piss everyone off. His wife is a super hot gold digger, even though he is not rich. He inherited a movie theater I used to work for from his parents and his parents also bought him a Harley Davidson edition F150 and also got his son an H2 for his 16th birthday. He had convinced this gold digger that he was worth a lot of money even though he was broke, he lost the movie theater to the bank because he couldn’t continue the payments and then his wife left him pretty recently and took his truck lol.
November 19th, 2009
Anyone else notice the unattended baby in the background?
November 19th, 2009
That’s definitely the wal-mart in my town.. I see that guy all the time.. Oh CT <3
November 21st, 2009
Looks like this people dont looks at the mirror that how
they look after wearing the clothes, this person looks like
beggar as his clothes are torn. But this is a great site its
funny.
November 24th, 2009
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November 24th, 2009
“Shop where the Purple People Eater shops — at Wal-Mart!”
December 1st, 2009
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April 29th, 2011
BEEF-CAKE!!! BEEF-CAKE!!! u all jealous, cause he totally ripped.. notice he’s bustin outta the shirt.. never give up on your dreams, and you too can have the kick ass walmullet.. and be a total BEEF-CAKE!!!!
August 16th, 2011
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