Hole-ly moly! I don’t mean to be the bearer of bad news, but even without the hole I don’t think those jeans were gonna work for you.
63 Comments | In: Featured Creature, Funny, Ohio, Walmart Fashion
David W.C. Kidder
Tipped to the left, gas leak, blows open the leg
April 9th, 2012
That’s not rippin it up, that is bustin out!
That is one Hot Mess!
Looks like she was gonna cut pants to go Noodlin but stopped at the last minute.
I knew I shouldn’t have went to Walmart that day! Lol
I didn’t know knee cellulite existed. Thanks ( I think) POWM.
Hmm, didn’t know my brother’s ex-fiancee moved to Ohio.
OMG !!!I”ve seen dbl chins b4, but that’s the 1st time I’ve seen a triple butt
she must have been jumping up and down, and the pants couldnt take anymore stress.
is that what happened after she put them on and then she thought what the hell I am in style??? I wanna know how the F***K did she get them on anyways and that far up??
Now THAT’s sexy
i’m happy this isnt in motion..
Jeans from the “Calvin Decline” collection
I don’t even know WHERE to begin!!
OMG! That has to be one of the most “make me wanna puke” pics! Look at her butt, I mean what is that????? Hope I don’t live where you are from! Wal-Mart would be cleaning the isles every time I went there.
Watch Out!! It’s gonna explode!!!!!!
funnier than hell but I’ll cut her some slack. At least she’s walking.
Wave upon wave of fat in jeans with no hope of shaping it. Oh the humanity (or two manatees)!
That looks like a huge sack of play doh that is smashed in the middle. It looks as though the rip goes all the way to the other leg ( if you look real close, yuk!)
if she wanted to haul ass she’d have to make 2 trips
Looks like she may have been rear-ended by another shopping cart…
That is a adult portion of butt friggin ugly
More like they don’t fit can’t call Progresso to say it fits.
She’s performing a stress test on denim…….FAIL!!!
April 10th, 2012
Something about her is really sexy. She turning me on.
Is she making the store list to port?
Down at the trailer park that is a probably a popular look.
Next time you come out in public honey please cover that backside up with a small tent or some large flowing garment.
boy shes blowing up like a balloon, if she farts in those jeans anymore she’ll go with a a bang
OMG i feel sick TT~TT
That ass looks like one of those huge award winning pumpkins.
Her ass is so big it looks like it is starting to create it’s own gravitational pull, sucking the fat (and her pants) into itself. It just may be the world’s first booty black hole.
@ Eric … I don’t even want to think about the black hole lol
It reminds me of the way cresent rolls look when the tube pops open. I’ll never eat cresent rolls again
Even the people on the magazine covers are shocked.
If those poor shoes can talk for 30 secs…It would be screaming…’Kill me”
April 11th, 2012
Blow out in Isle 6, call the emergancy responce team and get the tow truc backed up!!.
One more ripped stitch and she is going to expose some fatty meat…I just puked a little bit in my mouth!
That has got to be the absolute worst “fat” pic we’ve ever seen here.
Also, it looks like she took a dump in her pants.
Thats just nasty. Now I will work out for 4 hours a day instead of 3.
Good god, that is the most disgusting, lumpiest ass I’ve ever seen.
April 12th, 2012
She couldnt fit into them so she ripped them so they would fit.What ever happened to just buying pants that fit I mean she was already in walmart so why not.I would like to see whats in her wagon.I will bet 10 to 1 it isnt fresh veggies. More like oreos and choclate milk.If I were behind her in line I would be looking for the milking machine that surly follows this cow around.
Rook out, it’s Mothra!
Results from the Brazilian butt lift!
April 13th, 2012
Son of Sam's Club
a mexican family of six could live in those pants
I would rip that ass up. She is hot and I love fat women busting out of clothing.
April 14th, 2012
I heard on the Soprano’s that she had a 93-pound mole removed from her ass.
This is why we can’t have nice things.
April 15th, 2012
Haha, the person taking this totally did a drive by. lol Action shot! I would be scared shitless if she caught me taking a picture of her, too. She could crush me so easily. haha The problem with new camera phones are that they make a “shutter” sound. In all reality, they should have a “shudder” option.
baaaahaaaaaaaa that pic was totally candid. What’d you do have your phone half way inside your pocket.
April 17th, 2012
To think she used to be a groupie for Bon Jovi in the 80′s, just could’nt let go of the jeans……so sad.
April 21st, 2012
my first thought was ….pull’em up woman!!!! but then ….i looked down and realized what would happen if she did…. and im gonna have nightmares about it
April 27th, 2012
Holy shit! Her ass is eating her pants and she doesn’t even seem to be aware!
Those jeans didn’t have them holes before she poured herself into them.
April 28th, 2012
You shouldve called this rippin and tearin lol
April 30th, 2012
This makes me ashamed to say I’m from Ohio…
Wow, and inverted ass. That’s a new one.
May 1st, 2012
Just how much fat did she think them jeans were going to hold?
May 7th, 2012
has to be one of the most unshapely asses Ive ever seen… gross. and the way the hole extends to the left leg… how can that even be comfortable? looks like someone who is allergic to exercise
May 11th, 2012
omg this was at choschton walmart bc i have seen her and i scared then too
May 22nd, 2012
emily you would be correct. this is the coshocton walmart and she wears them all of the time
May 23rd, 2012
OMG thats disgusting, and My sister-in-law lives in Coshocton, wonder if she’s ever seen this puke fest LMAO
May 24th, 2012
Wat the fudge is this . Is it even legal. She needs a mirrior o wait she scated it anx broke it . Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!