April 9th, 2012
Unedited For Your Enjoyment
So I had an interesting night. Some Bitch at Walmart was being a Bitch & said that she would laugh if Brittney got hurt & she wouldn’t call an amb. I said a few things & said id beat her ass & they trued 2 say Haley said it. I said I said id beat that bitches ass I don’t give a f**k. I said it like 20 times. O Mark went off on a diff lady cuz she got in there face. (I so can’t wait tell I have this baby cuz the next bitch is mine. I don’t care if she’s in her 40s maybe older – don’t fuck with my kids). Hope ic her on the street someday when she doesn’t have a Walmart worker do her job. Lol… What a BIG P***
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I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.
April 9th, 2012
Hmmm…the OP may want to consider some professional intervention for his/her very obvious emotional disturbance issues, as well as for his/her literacy issues.
But, as the old saying goes…Thanks for sharing!
April 9th, 2012
Sad thing is, this person can vote (fighting chance it’s not for the same side I lean toward).
April 9th, 2012
I just lost brain cells
April 9th, 2012
Your ghetto ass needs to take some English classes. I tried reading this and this is possibly the poorest written form of crap I’ve ever read in my life.
April 9th, 2012
Would this be considered “drunk powm” – ing?
April 9th, 2012
I’m so confused… Where’s a translator when you need one??? Wait, is there even a translator for this mess???
April 9th, 2012
@Em, agreed
April 9th, 2012
I agree, where is the translator when you need one? I’m at a complete loss…
April 9th, 2012
I don’t recognize that language. It seems to be similar to English, but not close enough.to be called “English”. Maybe it’s that other language spoken in this country that is taking over. I think it’s called “dumb ass” or “stupid illiterate mother-effing dumb shit”.
April 9th, 2012
I like how OP just assumes we know who Brittney, Haley and O Mark are.
April 9th, 2012
HOLY SHIT! Alright, who’s been teaching trailer trash to write?! (Well sort of write.)
April 9th, 2012
I’m with EM, I do NOT want to live on a planet with that kind of people on it. Is there another one the smart people can move to??? Where you have to have an IQ of at least 125 to get in? (125 leaves out 75% of the population )
April 9th, 2012
Okay…this got posted but something of mine didn’t? This story is nothing but stupid and confusing, why was it posted? Bad grammar, bad spelling, bad details, bad story. That’s like 5 minutes of my life (that’s how long it took to actually halfway understand it) I’ll never get back.
April 9th, 2012
Hooked On Phonics didn’t work for you.
April 9th, 2012
Just because you haven’t had any updates for awhile doesn’t mean that you should accept just any illiterate crap that comes along. I have no idea what it said because I lost interest in trying to translate it by the second line. People that write shit like that are who this site is ABOUT.
April 9th, 2012
Sadly, I’ll never get the 3 minutes back I just spent on this, the world’s most inane Wal-Mart posting EVER. Pls don’t put up this kind of useless drivel. You are wasting ALL of our time and only encouraging these folks who can barely read, write and express themselves.
April 9th, 2012
Um… WTF? This makes no sense. I haven’t a clue what was attempting to be conveyed.
April 10th, 2012
Is that english?
April 10th, 2012
TPG you got it right, these people can vote, and not for the candidates that have the best interests of this great country in mind.
Besides voter photo ID laws, we need voter smarts laws and weed this kind out.
April 10th, 2012
I’m usually just a lurker, but I have never been so confused in my life and that’s saying a lot. The only thing I do understand from that is that this “person” is a parent and I have never felt so bad for this person’s children.
April 10th, 2012
I don’t know what’s more depressing – that it has a computer, or that it’s breeding.
April 10th, 2012
Couldn’t even understand this idiot’s post.
April 10th, 2012
@EB ditto
April 10th, 2012
I see our Education system dropped another winner on us…
April 10th, 2012
“I said it like 20 times”
YES…….I KNOW! I bet nothing that comes out of her mouth is said less than 5 times.
That gets under my skin so bad when I hear this type of talking. What high school did you go to and HOW ON EARTH did they let you in without knowing how to speak basic HUMAN?
no wut im sayin? no wut im sayin? shuh I know!…no wut im sayin?
April 10th, 2012
Further proof that Idiocracy is coming true.
April 10th, 2012
I see ( and hear) these kind of people all the time . Nothing going for them but attitude looking for a fight. I guess when you don’t have anything going on in your life even a Walmart fight over imagined slights makes you feel more alive. Sad.
April 10th, 2012
goes to show its the stupid people in the world that like reproducing the most
April 10th, 2012
Are you drunk blogging? I don’t get it. I agree with RickySticky
April 10th, 2012
With names like Brittney and Haley, this isn’t ghetto, this is trailer park.
April 10th, 2012
I’m with Anna. I didn’t get it. And folks like this are the future of our country…
April 10th, 2012
What exactly was she talking about?…seriously…That’s the product of our school systems???…and It’s breeding?
April 11th, 2012
What the hell? Did they get in a scuffle over the last bucket of fried chicken or somethin?
April 11th, 2012
WTF did I just read? What exactly happened?
April 12th, 2012
I’m afraid that this reflects the education kids are getting, or their lack of. She needs to open a “See Dick Run” book and take notes on complete thoughts and sentence writing.
April 12th, 2012
My head hurts.
April 14th, 2012
I hope that post is fake, and that they don’t actually write and think that way. But sadly, that probably isn’t the case.
April 17th, 2012
I think this language is called “Ghetto-nese”
April 18th, 2012
Back in the day, we called it “ebonics”…sadly I do know of girls named Brittney and Haley of the non-white persausion, and those of the non-white persausion also live in trailer parks, just fyi..
Hope I didn’t offend anyone by not being p.c., but then again I don’t care if I did, so you can take your “thats racist “,whiny a** elsewhere…lol!!
April 18th, 2012
Can you say Idiocracy
April 19th, 2012
I did’nt know you could text on Obama phones?
April 21st, 2012
Something tells me we’ve seen this loser in one of the pics on this site.
April 28th, 2012
I agree with dumbunny but I think if we sterilize anyone who has an IQ of 125 or less eventually they will just die off and leave this planet to us.
May 2nd, 2012
This is the product of high school drop outs, scratch that, grade school drop outs and the “change” that has been spoken of. Oh yes, we are in for a great change, just in the wrong direction!
May 3rd, 2012
Dumbass!
May 12th, 2012
This has got to be the biggest dumbass I didn’t even understand what was said I hope she don’t raise the baby that way
May 17th, 2012
Sadly,everyone who took the time to read this article is now dumber.
May 23rd, 2012
The OP was clearly was drunk, high, or possibly both when she wrote this. Why oh why don’t people proof-read (read back what they have written) before pressing submit? Not that it would have helped the OP much as they clearly don’t have the functional ability to speak, think or write like a human being.
May 26th, 2012
The OP was clearly drunk, high, or possibly both when she wrote this. Why oh why don’t people proof-read (read back what they have written) before pressing submit? Not that it would have helped the OP much as they clearly don’t have the functional ability to speak, think or write like a human being.
May 26th, 2012
I’m with Matt, I too found it interesting we were just supposed to know these people I was waiting for the elaboration that sadly never came.
June 2nd, 2012
Wow. My favorite line: some bitch at Walmart was being a bitch.
June 16th, 2012
I teach Japanese people English, and most of them can do better than this.
June 21st, 2012
To everyone who’s pissed that this is here: LOOK GUISE!! It’s a creature pretending they’re one of us! One of us, one of us, one of us!
Seriously though, thanks for letting me down again, humanity. “No child left behind” my ass, some kids should be tied to cinderblocks just so they can’t hinder the rest of the class. They’ll become pretty good in gym, though.
July 7th, 2012
Thank you Bebo for actually realizing that the story was a Walcreature trying to sound edjucated. Perhaps the other repliers that fail to see this should also take some courses on sarcasm and irony.
July 17th, 2012
This must be a new thing? Walcreatures now writing their own stories for our enjoyment and criticism…
July 18th, 2012
i’m confused at what actually happend and who these people even are?
November 4th, 2012
You are an example of the people we’re making fun of on this site.
February 11th, 2013
I had to read the comments to realize that this was, in fact, English and not something I needed to go to Google Translate to understand.
April 23rd, 2013
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