Oh thank God! Someone hurry up and alert Tampax that we’ve found another use for their pads! Maybe now I won’t have to sit through weird period commercials anymore.
75 Comments | In: Featured Creature, Florida, Funny, Walmart Fashion
April 12th, 2012
Hmm. I wonder if they let the “no shoes” part of the phrase slide for this one… but ewww…
OMFG!!!!!! That’s about all I can on this one. roflmfao
Now that’s class! May be all low but class nonetheless.
Maybe her feet are bleeding.
This has to be staged.. If she wore those all through walmart, and the parking lot the bottom wouldn’t be white anymore.. and why would someone allow someone to get so close to take a picture.?
LMao … omg no! just ewww
I think you mean Kotex!
oh wow! Put some floor cleaner on the bottoms of those… SWIFFER Slides!
Tampax DOES NOT make PADS! They make tampons (round cotton tubes). This flaw in the writing (obviously written by a man) makes this very unfunny for women. Annoying when you can’t get your facts straight. Would have been funnier if you had said “I bet RedBull didn’t give her those Wings” or “Single white female, now with wings”.
For the time you really want a pedi but arn’t committed to the crappy throw away sandals they give! WOW! That is almost straight up brilliant, except that it looks ‘tarded!!!!
Make sure you’re using Always with wings, so they’ll stay on better.
She just had a pedicure done at the nail salon in the Walmart. My sons and i laugh at my wife when she gets to wear them things
ALWAYS a way to STAY FREE!
Hmmm…that gives me an idea! I can affix two pads to the bottoms of my feet and slip & slide around, cleaning my kitchen & bathroom floors!
Duh… she got a spray tan… a lot of salons do this now or they order what is called sticky feet…. I’ve had to get out with them on before….it’s not that bad
“It may have wings, but you can’t fly”
At least they’re clean because this scenario could have been far worse. There could’a been a bloody mess on those pads.
Come on, she just had her nails done!
ok apparently the person running this site is male bc I’m sure every female knows that tampax makes tampons, not pads. Research before captioning? Just a thought.
Odd, Looks like a loaf of bread in the bag. Would’ve figured she was picking up a pair of shoes. Looks very stupid!
You know what to do when your kotex catches on fire?
you tampon it!
Its strapless flip flops check into it before you start talking smack
Pretty creative lol
damn shes hot. what a shame.
dont get me wrong.
i’d be all over that.
Old prision trick
So OBVIOUSLY staged! The car is on a driveway, and you can see the edge of their lawn!
This time i was at the store with my Mom and i went to the bathroom and when i came out I had toilet paper stuck to my feet!
At least her feet were dry!
Good Old Granny
Those are not pads. I’d hate to see the crotch those fit on.
I didn’t realize they did pedi’s at Wallyworld. Mine doesn’t but I live in a small town.
As stated above – that caption was written by a guy.
Um, why is everybody saying eww? They are used! Now that would be eww!
Oop! Meant to say ARENT used.
Um, why is everybody saying eww? They aren’t used! Now that would be eww!
Damn lady, get some shoes lady!
Well, at least they weren’t used.
Come on, people! They are stick on pedicure shoes, she just had her toes done (not kidding, they really exist!). I know shes at Wal Mart but you gotta hope that no normal person would walk around with pads on their feet! LOL!
No, I don’t think that’s what’s going on, Tera. They have wings and a light green stripe down the middle. And yes other people, they are dirty.
Also, “Lady” in the photo, you were JUST IN WAL-MART. WHY didn’t you BUY SOME DAMN SHOES???
These are not pads, they are Sticky Feet. Most Walmarts in suburban and urban areas have a Regal Nails in the store where women can get manicures, pedicures and acrylics. Sticky Feet are used when you’ve just gotten a pedicure so that you don’t have to stick your feet back in your shoes and get your toenails all messed up.
This site is obviously written by an ignorant man who knows nothing about nail salons or female products (since, as has been noted, Tampax doesn’t even make pads.)
At least she’s got nice legs.
April 13th, 2012
You know, I prefer this to seeing someone with bare feet in a store.
As well, I think this is a super cheap, disposable way to temporarily cover your feet. Really how is this a whole lot different than those paper ones they give you are the hospital, except that these actually would give your feet a bit of protection.
Jeez, you could buy a pair of flip flops for less than the price of a box of pads.
I’d tapon that.
I don’t know about all the semantics of what is on her feet, but that girl has a nice set of legs.
That is just pure laziness.
who really cares
are you really so petty that you feel the need to bash a guy b/c he doesn’t know the difference between tampax and kotex, if anything you should be happy he tried and its not insulting you putz when was the last time you saw a guy that needed either one…
Either way she still has Kotex on her feet, also didn’t know the Vietnamese were allowed in Walmart.
what no wings?
I’m with Karissa. It’s gotta be staged for the reasons she listed AND Walmart would not spring for concrete in the parking, lot they are always the lesser expensive asphalt. And look at the shade, have you EVER seen shade in a Walmart parking lot?
April 14th, 2012
IIRC, Kotex were originally invented from bandages used during WWI. Still, clever idea actually if you cut your foot.
April 15th, 2012
I’m with the people who say it was staged. That doesn’t look like a parking lot—it’s the wrong color—-and whatever those things are, they’re white on the bottom. This photo should be taken down because it wasn’t taken at Wal Mart. I see tons of things in other places that I wish with all my heart were occurring at Wally World, but that’s cheating!
April 16th, 2012
Maybe it was her feet’s time of the month.
Not A Real Person
they may not be tampax!!! they could be those things you see on T.V. that you use to stick on your feet to help pull all the toxins out of your system!!! notice how they follow the general shape of the foot instead of the general slot likeness of the vag.
April 17th, 2012
Cool off, angry gals. Nobody is trying to offend you. I’m a gal, too, and I think it’s hilarious, because it LOOKS like Kotex, no matter what it really is. That was surely my first reaction, followed by EWWWW.
Actually I think she is wearing Always with Wings…The green stripe down the middle and shape of the wings give it away.
As for mistaking Tampax and Kotex…well, I know I wouldn’t send my husband looking for anything like that. The variety today is astounding and overwhelming for someone who doesn’t know by experience what they are looking for.
Kathleen, those angry gals will be okay in 5-7 days.
April 18th, 2012
She is home, unloading the stuff she bought at WM and apparently it is her husband taking the picture, thus the concrete she is standing on.
she has great legs and cute feet…
April 20th, 2012
holy crap. I had no clue till I read the description
April 21st, 2012
Vagasil meets Dr.Scholl’s.
If these are “strapless” sandals, or “sticky feet (shoes)” or any other non feminine pad as people claim, then WHY do they have wings????? I thought so, maxi pads!
April 22nd, 2012
Red bull isn’t the only thing to give you wings!!!
Looks staged. The girl’s feet are too well taken care of. The Walmart bag’s too perfectly turned so the whole logo can be seen. The girl in the photo’s obviously striking a pose for the person who’s standing right next to her to take the pic (based on how close their shadow is to her). Definitely not a sneak-shot.
SEXY FEET THANK YOU!
April 25th, 2012
This isn’t a parking lot. It’s a driveway. Staged.
April 27th, 2012
If she has to walk through a drive-by scene on the way home, she’s prepared.
April 28th, 2012
Tampax doesn’t make pads.
May 4th, 2012
She’s sunburnt and can’t wear shoes. I give an A for ingenuity
May 16th, 2012
all i can say is….WHY? y in the world would u put tampons on ur feet like shoes?
May 25th, 2012
I’ve never heard of stick-on foot pads, I’m from the UK though so we probably don’t have them here, and a pedicure is something I have no desire to get, ever… but if that’s what they are, why do they have wings?!
June 10th, 2012
At least she didnt recycle
June 17th, 2012
Laughed my butt off. I don’t care if it is staged.
July 3rd, 2012
Tampax doesn’t make pads…..They make tampons…..These are Stayfree pads….. You’re welcome!!
August 18th, 2012