April 13th, 2012
Flying Monkeys
If you’ve come to this website before you know I can’t stand stinky ass monkeys hanging out where I shop for food. Then, you are probably assuming this evil looking mofo has me to the point of boiling over, but surprisingly, no. Don’t get me wrong, I still hate filthy monkeys where I shop, but for some reason this one doesn’t piss me off as much and the only reason I can think of is I’m waiting in anticipation for him to sprout wings and fly around like those monkey in Wizard of Oz….but he probably won’t so get him out of the damn store!
Indiana
Flying Monkeys,
60 Comments, Comment or Ping
Don’t worry. He’ll only rip your eyes out if you piss him off.
April 13th, 2012
In no other retail store in America, much less where they sell food…would monkies, goats, iguanas, birds, dogs, cats and other animals be allowed inside. Walmart is just despicable in their alllowing this to go on. If I saw this, I’d certainly call the health dept.
April 13th, 2012
Isnt this how Outbreak started?
April 13th, 2012
IF HE PULLS A HOODIE UP I’M SHOOTING.
April 13th, 2012
Thought it was just a hairy baby for a minute!
April 13th, 2012
Someone tell me how the heck this can be classified as a “Service Animal”? The Wal-Marts in my area all have signs prohibiting non-service animals. Methinks the greeters are asleep at the swiich here……..
April 13th, 2012
He looks waaay better than most visitors of Walmart.
Better dressed too.
April 13th, 2012
He looks like George Zimmerman.
April 13th, 2012
I cant stand shopping with stinking monkeys either but no matter where I go they are everywhere.
April 13th, 2012
Monkey see,
Monkey do.
Monkey is gonna throw his poo….
April 13th, 2012
Who the heck shaves a monkey!! I’m afraid to cut my dogs hair (he’s fuzzy not furry). SOMEONE SHAVED THIS MONKEY! And they should be arrested…or shaved…or both. This Pic really bothers me.
April 14th, 2012
they should supply disposable cart covers if theyre gonna allow that
April 14th, 2012
I don’t think monkeys are too bad. One problem is that it is almost impossible to toilet train them. They also fling feces when pissed. Although that is funny when its at an obnoxious person at a zoo!!
April 14th, 2012
This time i went to the zoo and a monkey took my glove and would not give it back. There was a monkey on here before. I saw it.
April 14th, 2012
He’s probably cleaner that a lot of the kids in a typical WalMart! And better behaved!
April 14th, 2012
Is that one of them obama kids ???
April 14th, 2012
a trained shoplifter right there. to say other is making a racial profile.
April 14th, 2012
That’ll teach you to hand over your cash to the evil empire instead of finding a nice respectable local merchant to support. The local store might cost a percentage more but they’re classier and you will not run into animals, not even a dog in a bag. What’s more, they don’t drain your community dry of every nickle it’s got then close up shop because there’s not enough business left. Then leaving the community without any grocery store after having let their local merchants go broke over a 5% saving down the street.
April 14th, 2012
I’m just like PhillySpice, my first thought was “man, that is one butt-ugly kid”.
April 14th, 2012
@yolanda
Right on!
Buy American, from small businesses.
April 14th, 2012
That thing has soul-piercing eyes.
It can see my thoughts… I’m sure of it.
Friggin’ creepy-ass lookin’ monkey.
April 14th, 2012
If Barrack had a son …
April 14th, 2012
The monkey is probably more well behaved than most kids at Walmart, including mine. Regardless, it is wrong to bring a non-service animal in the store since it does sell food. And you ask, Where are the door greeters?…There aren’t any. Cut backs folks, not roll backs. Most of the time I go to my local Walmart they aren’t there.
April 14th, 2012
There’s an evil monkey living in my closet.
April 14th, 2012
Are you sure this isn’t just a little kid with a lot of hair? Like that ‘wolfman’ family that travels with the circus. Those eyes are human!
April 15th, 2012
Spank the monkey if it misbehaves.
April 15th, 2012
It is illegal by the new ADA laws of 2012 that the only animals that can be classified as a service animal is a canine only and in a few rare exceptions miniature horses. Monkey’s carry to many diseases that can spread to humans to be used as service animals. This person should have been reported to the nearest manager to be reported to the police.
April 16th, 2012
Good Grief! This really creeped me out! That expression was like something out of a nightmare!
April 16th, 2012
And just where is the store greeter who is supposed to be keeping this shit out of the store…..where’s the store manager? WTF gives here…..Health Hazard, Safety Hazard. I am sure this is violating many laws.
April 16th, 2012
Why can’t one of these blue-states, where they hate Walmart anyway, cut up a Walmart’s food license for this sort of thing. Maybe that would scare Walmart straight and they’d get serious about keeping animals out of the store.
April 16th, 2012
The only thing filthier than a monkey is a scumbag that owns these nasty little creatures!
April 17th, 2012
If you can bring a niglet into walmart, then why not a monkey
April 17th, 2012
Ma’am that’s the ugliest baby I ever saw. Shame on you.
April 17th, 2012
The evil monkey now works at Walmart. If I ask where the soda pop is, he’ll point and give an angry grin.
April 17th, 2012
Yikes that scared the crap out of me!
April 18th, 2012
Call the Health dept. This is so gross, allowing a shite flinging mammal into store where food (?) is sold.
April 19th, 2012
To any one who cares it grosses me out too but It is a service animal. Service ANIMAL. It doesn’t only have to be dogs. Not everyone has the same medical condition.
April 20th, 2012
Note the hairy finger on the “person” pushing the cart. I’m guessing a family member?
April 21st, 2012
Yeah it’s probably a service animal. If the owner needs something on the top shelf, and can’t find a Walmart employee, the little hairy beast can climb right up there and push the item over and into the cart.
April 21st, 2012
To all the liberal sycophants: That THING is not a SERVICE ANIMAL. If it’s not just a filthy-ass pet, the douchebag owner is probably calling it a “therapy animal.” Therapy animals are a total scam, are not registered service animals,. Anyone who can afford to buy one of those scam collars, harnesses, or vests will get a phony card that says the evil creature is a registered therapy animal. Yup, registered by the phony make-money scams that have popped up like rotten mushrooms after a rainstorm.
April 22nd, 2012
that is NO service animal…look up ADA laws. the only animals reconized by the goverment for service work is DOGS only. And legally therapy animals are not allowed in stores either. IF it is a therapy animal which i doubt, hospitals would never allow a primate in thier facilty due to biological hazards the monkey possesses, they are only allowed at the place they provide therapy at.
If anyone sees anything but a Dog for a service animal please report them to the store manager or the police. This puts a real bad name on us who use required service dogs to live our lives. They are not pets but actual medical care to save our lives and live a normal life.
April 23rd, 2012
I heard of someone coming in with a monkey before. The lady would point to what she needed and the monkey would get it and bring it to her.
People say it’s associates that are at fault for allowing people to go in with non-service animals, but we’re not allowed to deny the person. We can only ask if it’s a service animal and if they say yes, we can’t do anything about it unless the animal starts causing problems.
April 23rd, 2012
This looks photoshopped to me. No one said anything about it being a service animal. I think the photo is fabricated for the sole purpose of creating controversy. Pretty successful!
April 24th, 2012
Wow- the racist comments on here??
April 24th, 2012
its a monkey 0.0
April 27th, 2012
MOST OF YOU THAT REPLYED OR COMMENTED ON THIS PICS ARE PRETTY STUPID. THERE IS A MONKEY COLLEGE IS BOSTOM MA CALLED HELPING HANDS THE MONKEY COLLEGE… IF YA ALL ARE SO SMART, YOU WILL NEED TO CHECK THIS OUT! IF YOU KNOW ANYONE WHO IS A QUAD, OR OTHER HANDICAPS, YOU WOULD UNDERSTAND. THIEY ARE NOT FILTHY NASTY SHIT THROWING ANIMAILS. THEY ARE CLEANER, SMARTER, AND MORE WELL BEHAVED WITH TRAINING THAN MOST KIDS AND FROM THE WAY IT SOUND MOST OF YOU.
May 1st, 2012
DO YOU KNOW BUY PUTTING THIS PICTURE ON THE WEB THE OWNERS OF THIS SERVICE ANIMAL CAN TAKE YOU TO COURT AND YOU WILL LOOSE YOUR ASS!!!
May 1st, 2012
you people need to pick up a book learn something before you write crap you know nothing about. helping hands has helped so many. and so have monkeys…….
May 1st, 2012
REally People. FIrst off these Monkeys are not filthy. They are cleaner then you. They are being trained to help people. Walmart needs to pay attention and welcome service animals. All Service Animals require a RX from a doctor to be concidered a service animial. Service animals HELP PEOPLE. You need to get ur facts straight. I only wish the monkey attacks ur supid uneducated @$$. Monkeys that throw there shit at people have been abused or not well taken care of. OH btw, Im an Auntie to a monkey! He is a good little service animal.
May 2nd, 2012
Hey – It wasn’t at all the shoppers fault. He was just pushing the cart quietly and minding his own business, when that damn monkey on his back jumped off. ShaBAM !
May 2nd, 2012
To Glenna and Auntie
As of 2012 the ADA laws state that ONLY DOGS are considered service animals. Monkeys are not longer allowed as service animals. They do carry diseases that can be transmitted to humans that are very deadly i.e. ebola, aids and others.
I am not uneducated. I use a Service Dog for my own medical problems. My walmart has welcomed me with open arms. But before you state about monkeys being service animals please stay up to date with the federal laws before trying to defend something that illegal.
May 2nd, 2012
SDUSER, WHY DON’T YOU CHECK OUT HELPING HANDS THE MONKEY COLLEGE AND TELL THEM THEY CAN NO LONGER TRAIN A MONKEY TO TAKE CARE OF A HANDICAP PERSON… I AM GOING TO DO SOMETHING TO GET THIS WEBSITE OFF THE WEB IT IS TO BAD PEOPLE HAVE TO MAKE FUN AND HURT OTHER PEOPLE, NOT JUST THIS MONKEY PIC, BUT, OTHER PICS OF PEOPLE THAT JUST CAN NOT HELP IT, OR THEY HAVE NOT BEEN RAISED TO KNOW BETTER. LAST AND FINAL COMMENT, YOU ALL ARE SICK, STUPID,AND HANDICAPPED FOR EVEN LOOKING AT THESE PICS.
May 3rd, 2012
Americans with Disabilities Act
ADA Business BRIEF: Service Animals
Service animals are animals that are individually trained to perform tasks for people with disabilities such as guiding people who are blind, alerting people who are deaf, pulling wheelchairs, alerting and protecting a person who is having a seizure, or performing other special tasks. Service animals are working animals, not pets.
Under the Americans with Disabilities Act (ADA), businesses and organizations that serve the public must allow people with disabilities to bring their service animals into all areas of the facility where customers are normally allowed to go. This federal law applies to all businesses open to the public, including restaurants, hotels, taxis and shuttles, grocery and department stores, hospitals and medical offices, theaters, health clubs, parks, and zoos.
May 3rd, 2012
that is the old standard,
the updated one as of march 15, 2011 states different
This publication provides guidance on the term “service animal” and the service animal provisions in the Department’s new regulations.
Beginning on March 15, 2011, only dogs are recognized as service animals under titles II and III of the ADA.
A service animal is a dog that is individually trained to do work or perform tasks for a person with a disability.
Generally, title II and title III entities must permit service animals to accompany people with disabilities in all areas where members of the public are allowed to go.
How “Service Animal” Is Defined
Service animals are defined as dogs that are individually trained to do work or perform tasks for people with disabilities. Examples of such work or tasks include guiding people who are blind, alerting people who are deaf, pulling a wheelchair, alerting and protecting a person who is having a seizure, reminding a person with mental illness to take prescribed medications, calming a person with Post Traumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) during an anxiety attack, or performing other duties. Service animals are working animals, not pets. The work or task a dog has been trained to provide must be directly related to the person’s disability. Dogs whose sole function is to provide comfort or emotional support do not qualify as service animals under the ADA.
May 4th, 2012
A helper monkey is a type of assistance animal, similar to an assistance dog, that is specially trained to help quadriplegics, other people with severe spinal cord injuries or others with mobility-impairments.
Helper monkeys are usually trained in schools by private organizations, taking 7 years to train on average, and are able to serve 25–30 years (two to three times longer than a guide dog).[12]
After being socialized in a human home as infants, the monkeys undergo extensive training before being placed with a quadriplegic. Around the house, the monkeys help out by doing tasks including microwaving food, washing the quadriplegic’s face, and opening drinking containers.
SOME PEOPLE NEED TO BE EDUCATED BEFORE OPENING THEIR MOUTH.
May 4th, 2012
Glenna,
I am probably way more educated than you are on this subject. I know all about helper monkeys, being in the medical field for over 20 yrs and working in the military with disabled people. But the fact is they carry way to many virus’ that can kill humans and spread to be used safely. This is why the ADA says ONLY DOGS are considered service animals that have protection in public access issues.
It is because of people that try to use non canine animals as so called service animals that the goverment has changed the law to state that ONLY DOGS are accepted.
May 4th, 2012
I’m copying in some of the NPRM about Species Limitations found through Title III: Final Rule amending 28 CFR Part 36: Nondiscrimination on the Basis of Disability by Public Accommodations and in Commercial Facilities (HTML) | Title III: Final Rule (PDF) which is located in Revised ADA Regulations Implementing Title II and Title III on the ADA homepage.
May 7th, 2012
That thing looks like a freaking zombie monkey! blehhhhhhhh creepy
May 14th, 2012
please tell me you took that in southern indiana near the louisville area
May 28th, 2012
The updated ADA laws say that only DOGS (and in certain cases miniature horses as guide animals) are considered service animals and allowed public access.
Monkeys ARE NOT considered service animals under the ADA any longer.
Even if you look at the “Helping Hands” website they do not say anything about taking the monkeys into public or them having public access rights, they talk about the monkeys as being trained as skilled companions to work in the home environment.
June 27th, 2012
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