April 17th, 2012
Dodge, Duck, Dip, Dive, & Dodge
I couldn’t think of a worse way to die than being crushed by a jacked up Dodge Neon.
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Dodge, Duck, Dip, Dive, & Dodge,
I couldn’t think of a worse way to die than being crushed by a jacked up Dodge Neon.
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Dodge, Duck, Dip, Dive, & Dodge,
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This is not a jacked up car. It’s a manufacturer’s flaw. They have a recall on it warning that the body “may not be bolted down”.
April 17th, 2012
Get Outta Dodge.
April 17th, 2012
Testosterone gone bad.
April 17th, 2012
This car is from Conway, AR. He is ALWAYS driving around.
April 17th, 2012
This is from Arkansas…..the person that owns it lives in my city……not that I am proud to admit that…….
April 17th, 2012
This car is from Arkansas. Good ol’ redneck ingenuity, take a piece of crap and make it awesome! I have seen it in person.
April 17th, 2012
there is nothing wrong with this. we do this all the time where i am from
April 17th, 2012
Half Power Wagon & Half Neon.
A PEON!
April 17th, 2012
I hope you are joking Girl Watcher…. It’s obviously jacked by the suspension and bumper…
April 17th, 2012
I wonder what chassis that’s attached to. I see Mitsubishi wheel caps.
April 17th, 2012
Not even Willy the Pimp would drive this atrocity!
April 17th, 2012
I feel like someone is over compensating for something.
April 17th, 2012
Thats straight up Country Pimping at it’s finest.
April 17th, 2012
u know a redneck made that car
April 17th, 2012
Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should
April 17th, 2012
How to make a small car into something extremely manly with lots of tools and booze.
April 17th, 2012
I can think of lots of better things to spend my money on than this! Obviously too much time on his/her hands……..!!! Should have taken the money and bought gold or platinum or silver.
April 17th, 2012
Wonder how many times they’ve burned themselves on those side pipes.
April 17th, 2012
WHY?
April 17th, 2012
Looks like an Arkansas plate; maybe taken in Arkansas?
Also, this car is ridiculous. This person should not be allowed out of the house unsupervised.
April 18th, 2012
Looks like they couldn’t afford a real truck haha but the title is soo true the only thing that would be worse is a vw bug or a prius jacked up like that haha
April 18th, 2012
Any gearhead should be able to appreciate this. Looks well put together. 4×4 chassis, tilt nose. Those diamondplate, bumpers, although bulky, are works of art. The law states that they be a minimum specified height from the ground.
It prolly has the V6 or V8 that came in that chassis.Although I’ve worked on a few Neon SRT engines and they are capable of making 500+ horsepower. So don’t hate.
Tech session over.
April 18th, 2012
On the back it says “Shhhh….I’m huntin’ wabbits”
April 18th, 2012
hahah, good old Conway, Arkansas!
April 18th, 2012
quite simply why????
April 18th, 2012
You can do whatever to Neon, you can pimp it out, jack it up and give it all the high performance it can handle .. but .. in the end its still a NEON!
April 18th, 2012
You’re new here. Dash??
April 18th, 2012
and yes this is from arkansas and yes from conway i went to high school with the redneck who made this ugly thing, all i can do everyday when i see this thing at my sons school is omg i would die if he came and picked me up in that thing…i just have to shake my head and wonder sometimes…goodness.
April 18th, 2012
Why not buy a truck?
April 18th, 2012
That is the dumbest thing ever. Around here that would be illegal and off the road fast.
April 18th, 2012
Someone with waaaaayyyy too much time on his hands!
April 19th, 2012
Where do I get one of those??????? Can I get a HELL YEA!!
April 20th, 2012
What does it say on the back of it????? Why didn’t you get that pic too?????
April 20th, 2012
I LOVE IT! The best use of a Neon ever!
April 21st, 2012
what everyone seems to be missing on this one is, what is on the trunk? It says and I find it funny… Shhhhhhh I am thinking?
Really?
what kind of a brain-child would do this?
April 24th, 2012
I dont see a problem with this. And why does everyone think this is dumb or stupid but when people go ghetto and put big low profile tires on their crappy cars thats just pimpin.
April 24th, 2012
Clearly the owner wasn’t thinking when they purchased that Neon, much less when they jacked it up.
April 26th, 2012
This is retarded and whomever thinks this is cool is retarded, too. Maybe you Arkansas people should stop having sex with your cousins and/or smoking so much meth then maybe you wouldn’t be the aforementioned. Good day to you, sirs.
April 30th, 2012
I’m pretty sure the only thing that’s dodge neon about this car is the body… I would love to see what he had under the hood. You gotta be a gear head to appreciate this I guess…redneck or not
May 1st, 2012
I’m from Arkansas and we do not have sex with our cousins, dumb ass. Just because one person does something stupid doesn’t mean we all do. That’s like saying everyone in Brooklyn are ghetto drug dealers because some are. I have a neon though and I find this hilarious.
May 11th, 2012
Mad Max’s idea of an eco-friendly car.
May 17th, 2012
It says “Shhh….I’m hidin’”
May 28th, 2012
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