April 18th, 2012
Hairy Scary
Sir, sir, I don’t mean to alarm you, but there seems to be some sort of squid-like alien attacking your head. You may want to call the Men In Black or Predator to help you kill that thing.
Ohio
Hairy Scary,
Sir, sir, I don’t mean to alarm you, but there seems to be some sort of squid-like alien attacking your head. You may want to call the Men In Black or Predator to help you kill that thing.
Ohio
Hairy Scary,
40 Comments, Comment or Ping
He’s going to the hardware department to get some staples to hold his hair in place.
April 18th, 2012
You’re balding – those three strings of hair are not providing an optical illusion.
April 18th, 2012
He’s got a creature of his own on his head.
April 18th, 2012
Looks like the Donald. LOL!
April 18th, 2012
Hard to believe but it’s even worse than that spray on hair they used to sell on TV
April 18th, 2012
Comb over or slipped toupe?
Either way it is awesome
April 18th, 2012
Shave it. You’re not fooling anyone, including yourself.
April 18th, 2012
When combovers go bad
April 18th, 2012
And I dub this “Arms of Chuthulu”!!!
April 18th, 2012
Next On hair pieces gone bad…….
April 18th, 2012
the squirrel is trying to escape OR man you suck at comb overs
April 18th, 2012
wow that walmart sure is stocked up on toilet lids
April 18th, 2012
Combover from HELL! OMG i almost peed myself i laughed so hard!
April 18th, 2012
Dude, stand still! There is something crawling on your head. It’s either a spider or some sort of alien offspring. Just don’t move!
April 18th, 2012
Your going bald. Get over it and shave it already.
April 18th, 2012
Big Ern!
April 18th, 2012
I just don’t understand the obsessions of a perfectionist…
April 19th, 2012
Dear god it looks like he shaved the hair off of a homeless guys back and glued it on the side of his scalp.
April 19th, 2012
Looks like he sheared a dog and placed a matted hunk of hair on his head! I could go on, but I will stop with that!!
April 19th, 2012
Maybe he could only afford half a hair cut.
April 19th, 2012
Dude’s obviously being controlled by a brain slug.
Or maybe one of Cthulhu’s youngins is trying to suckle his sweet, sweet brain juices?
April 19th, 2012
he’s rocking that look
April 19th, 2012
Excuse me sir, your toupe is sliding off. Don’t forget to pick up some super glue at the hardware section of Walmart, it’s on sale.
April 19th, 2012
He got half his head right, then I guess the battery died on his trimmer. OR – as so many people have pointed out – his toupe is crawling away. Apparently it feels unloved and is searching for a new scalp to cover.
April 19th, 2012
Rejoice! Flying Spaghett Monster walks among us.
April 19th, 2012
Come on, guys. You can hardly tell he’s wearing a toupee.
April 19th, 2012
ULTROSS from FF3
April 19th, 2012
OH MY GOD!!! Cthulhu is gnawing on that guy’s head! The Old One has returned! We are all doomed! DOOMED!
}:)
April 20th, 2012
@Haaaab
“Don’t tease the octopus, kids!”
April 20th, 2012
It’s not a comb over, you idiots – it’s a poorly placed, cheap wig.
April 20th, 2012
Just came from a hockey game, the rest of the octopuss is draped over his face (hopefully).
April 21st, 2012
i thought i recognised him its davy jones from pirates of the caribean lmao
April 22nd, 2012
^Technically it’s a toupee, which generally only covers the centre of the head, whereas a wig covers all hair.
April 22nd, 2012
As a WOMAN who shaves her head…I guess I cannot understand a person that would rather go around with road kill on their head, than be bald.
Of course, sometimes the draw back is a cold head, or protection from the sun.
But that’s what all these cool hats are for!
I know a person’s choice of hairdo is very personal, but DAY-um! A person should know when something might risk them getting shot because someone is trying to kill what’s on top of their head!
April 22nd, 2012
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH we found the match for Lynn of Staten Island with her ringworm scalp.
April 25th, 2012
He doesn’t like Lynn of Staten Island.
Figures.
April 25th, 2012
“where is that dang mange cream .”
April 27th, 2012
a furry octopus is attacking this guys head!
April 27th, 2012
Ok so…..? He can buy a better one in target lol
April 30th, 2012
AAYA yup, that’s the diff between a wig and a toupee. Only in this case it’s too bad- the guy just bought a rug cuz he couldn’t afford the wall to wall carpeting
July 3rd, 2012
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