Hairy Scary



Sir, sir, I don’t mean to alarm you, but there seems to be some sort of squid-like alien attacking your head. You may want to call the Men In Black or Predator to help you kill that thing.

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Hairy Scary, 7.6 out of 10 based on 47 ratings

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  1. Not Me

    He’s going to the hardware department to get some staples to hold his hair in place.

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    April 18th, 2012

  2. Jen

    You’re balding – those three strings of hair are not providing an optical illusion.

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    April 18th, 2012

  3. Netjnke

    He’s got a creature of his own on his head.

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    April 18th, 2012

  4. Bolts

    Looks like the Donald. LOL!

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    April 18th, 2012

  5. SportyGuy

    Hard to believe but it’s even worse than that spray on hair they used to sell on TV

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    April 18th, 2012

  6. Chicken Wing

    Comb over or slipped toupe?
    Either way it is awesome

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    April 18th, 2012

  7. Filmbeauty480

    Shave it. You’re not fooling anyone, including yourself.

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    April 18th, 2012

  8. Bob

    When combovers go bad

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    April 18th, 2012

  9. Leigh

    And I dub this “Arms of Chuthulu”!!!

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    April 18th, 2012

  10. madhatter619

    Next On hair pieces gone bad…….

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    April 18th, 2012

  11. Rick P

    the squirrel is trying to escape OR man you suck at comb overs

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    April 18th, 2012

  12. ken

    wow that walmart sure is stocked up on toilet lids

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    April 18th, 2012

  13. lostinark

    Combover from HELL! OMG i almost peed myself i laughed so hard!

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    April 18th, 2012

  14. Doug Allen

    Dude, stand still! There is something crawling on your head. It’s either a spider or some sort of alien offspring. Just don’t move!

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    April 18th, 2012

  15. ScoobyDee78

    Your going bald. Get over it and shave it already.

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    April 18th, 2012

  16. mike

    Big Ern!

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    April 18th, 2012

  17. signguy

    I just don’t understand the obsessions of a perfectionist…

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    April 19th, 2012

  18. Darth Havok

    Dear god it looks like he shaved the hair off of a homeless guys back and glued it on the side of his scalp.

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    April 19th, 2012

  19. JayCee

    Looks like he sheared a dog and placed a matted hunk of hair on his head! I could go on, but I will stop with that!!

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    April 19th, 2012

  20. Jennifer

    Maybe he could only afford half a hair cut.

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    April 19th, 2012

  21. piedlourde

    Dude’s obviously being controlled by a brain slug.
    Or maybe one of Cthulhu’s youngins is trying to suckle his sweet, sweet brain juices?

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    April 19th, 2012

  22. barbrn0798

    he’s rocking that look :)

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    April 19th, 2012

  23. CG

    Excuse me sir, your toupe is sliding off. Don’t forget to pick up some super glue at the hardware section of Walmart, it’s on sale. :)

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    April 19th, 2012

  24. msa1michelle

    He got half his head right, then I guess the battery died on his trimmer. OR – as so many people have pointed out – his toupe is crawling away. Apparently it feels unloved and is searching for a new scalp to cover.

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    April 19th, 2012

  25. Wraub

    Rejoice! Flying Spaghett Monster walks among us.

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    April 19th, 2012

  26. Liz

    Come on, guys. You can hardly tell he’s wearing a toupee.

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    April 19th, 2012

  27. haaaaaaaaaab

    ULTROSS from FF3

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    April 19th, 2012

  28. Spacegeek Nat

    OH MY GOD!!! Cthulhu is gnawing on that guy’s head! The Old One has returned! We are all doomed! DOOMED!

    }:)

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    April 20th, 2012

  29. Cactus

    @Haaaab

    “Don’t tease the octopus, kids!”

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    April 20th, 2012

  30. BD

    It’s not a comb over, you idiots – it’s a poorly placed, cheap wig.

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    April 20th, 2012

  31. dingo

    Just came from a hockey game, the rest of the octopuss is draped over his face (hopefully).

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    April 21st, 2012

  32. dawn

    i thought i recognised him its davy jones from pirates of the caribean lmao

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    April 22nd, 2012

  33. Ayaa

    ^Technically it’s a toupee, which generally only covers the centre of the head, whereas a wig covers all hair.

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    April 22nd, 2012

  34. ReDu

    As a WOMAN who shaves her head…I guess I cannot understand a person that would rather go around with road kill on their head, than be bald.

    Of course, sometimes the draw back is a cold head, or protection from the sun.
    But that’s what all these cool hats are for!

    I know a person’s choice of hairdo is very personal, but DAY-um! A person should know when something might risk them getting shot because someone is trying to kill what’s on top of their head!

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    April 22nd, 2012

  35. Normel

    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH we found the match for Lynn of Staten Island with her ringworm scalp.

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    April 25th, 2012

  36. Normel

    He doesn’t like Lynn of Staten Island.

    Figures.

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    April 25th, 2012

  37. Dagmaar

    “where is that dang mange cream .”

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    April 27th, 2012

  38. nick

    a furry octopus is attacking this guys head!

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    April 27th, 2012

  39. Bobby

    Ok so…..? He can buy a better one in target lol

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    April 30th, 2012

  40. alita

    AAYA yup, that’s the diff between a wig and a toupee. Only in this case it’s too bad- the guy just bought a rug cuz he couldn’t afford the wall to wall carpeting

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    July 3rd, 2012

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