Gun-slinging some cell-phones, ohh how our ancestors would cry at this new “right to carry” we are exercising.
15 Comments | In: Featured Creature, Funny, Georgia, Random, Walmart Fashion
Over the shoulder boulder holders?
April 20th, 2012
IDIOT. I pack more guns than that.
So much for the right to remain silent.
Fail. Boring. Whatever.
“Put your hands up where I can see them. Don’t make me use my iPhone gun app!”
Brings a whole new meaning to “shooting off an email”
April 21st, 2012
I don’t think those are cell phones. I think those are the batteries to his heart pump. (LVAD)
April 22nd, 2012
DB I was thinking the same thing
Agree with DB and The Badger
April 23rd, 2012
He also could wear a PH meter. But def. medical devices
I agree with the medically minded-and as an aside, should mention that Walmart may not be the best place for a fragile heart to be.
April 24th, 2012
Those are NOT cell phones. They are battery packs for his LVAD – which is his heart pump that is keeping him alive
June 2nd, 2012
Those look like LVAD holders so not funny
June 4th, 2012
I had a LVAD. That is what the holster is for, to carry the batteries that is pumping your heart. Not funny. He is basicly dying, LVAD’s are a last hope to keep you alive until you can get a new heart….
June 17th, 2012