My guess? He was hired on the spot before he even had a chance to fill in his name.
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He can hold his box cutter in there!
April 20th, 2012
Not only was he hired on the spot, he was made HR manager!
someone needs to tell tht dude CRACK KILLS!!!!!!
April 21st, 2012
At least he’s trying to get a job! More than i can say for some people out there!
What? He couldn’t cut it as a plumber?
As this ex-plummer goes for a position in hardware
should have done it from the web…v
Job application questions:
1. Do you show crack often?
2. Do you have the ability to look away when crack, pajamas, prostitutes, and monkeys walk past you?
3. Are you able to risk being run over by large people on scooters?
If you answered “yes” to questions 1 through 3, you are hired immediately.
Las Vegas Gypsy
Another reason I am thankful for my new 10″ tablet. Much more graphic than my iphone
They say “Dress for the job you want, not the job you have”. He’s hired!
Snap N. McGarrett
Walmart doesn’t have a plumbing department
Congratulations, good job! I guess letting your but crack show is an added bonus incentive.
Maybe he’s applying for night shift to light up the parking lot on cloudy nights when the real moon takes a sick day
He would fail the drug tet anyway for possession of crack…
He could be their mascot. Bright yellow and cracking a smile
I don’t find this funny. I applaud anyone who is at least trying to get a job instead of living off of other people’s sweat and taxes and bullsh!t “Obama dollars.” Butt crack and all . . .
They hired him for the home repair section, so he could fill in his crack with some spackling……wait a minute….. forgot where this was… nevermind.
Applying for split shift work?
Even Walmart won’t hire you with an obvious crack addiction like this.
Naw, this fat slob of an idiot thinks he can surf porn on there. Only in amerika
Daniel E. Lynch
Hey Leave this guy alone. His clothes may not fit well but there CLEAN. He’s looking for work which is more than alot of people are doing these days. Maybe he has fallen on hard times and needs a second job to get by or lost his job and has no other option than Wal Mart. He go up today put on clean clothes and tried to find a job. Compaired to most pictures on this site hes nothing to make fun of. I wish him luck in finding a job!!
I sure hope they pay him in underwear!
Another application question:
Would constant exposure to people that weigh over 300 lbs. and like to proudly display plumber’s crack, sagging boobs(front or back), muffin tops, or tramp stamps cause you to become ill?
Applicant answers YES.
Response: Sorry but you have failed to meet the hiring requirement for a position at Wal-Mart. It is obvious this job isn’t for you.
He’s not trying to get a job. In order to get unemployment benefits you are required to put in X number of applications. He obviously has no self – discipline or self-respect so its no great surprise no one wants him as an employee.
A shoo-in… Even if nothing else is.
Definitely a corn-fed Nebraska boy.
April 22nd, 2012
If I were a business owner, I would shun people with potential future health problems caused by their idiotic lifestyle choices such as eating like a pig and being fat as one and smoking. Don’t need the headaches of absenteeism and high health insurance costs. Obesity is being the ruination of the nation, jeez, what if you get into a big war, the pool for fit soldiers is much more limited then when the Greatest Generation lived through the Depression and went off to fight in WWII.
that is actually a nice looking ass!!! I’d eat or hit
Prices are falling and so are his pants.
@The Tick, congratulations. Your comment is the first thing in weeks to make me laugh out loud on this site.
Son of Sam's Club
is he freeballing?
April 23rd, 2012
Just a man wanting to do an honest day’s work for an honest day’s pay. Too bad he won’t get that working at Walmart.
I THINK EVERYONE NEEDS TO LEAR
N THE BIBLE ( about JUDGIng others)
He’s in serious need of some “Crack Spackle”.
Aawe, Common guys, at least he is trying to get a job. I give him loads of kudos for that!
Ughhhh….disinfect me! How many times a day can I get smeared with Prep-H and ball sweat…
April 24th, 2012
Of course it was Nebraska, all of them look like that because they eat too many fried mayonnaise balls.
April 26th, 2012
If he’s narcoleptic too , he’ll be the PERFECT WalMart greeter !
April 27th, 2012
This guy is really gross, and everyone knows how their clothes fit and if they have to pull them up nasty. makes me wanna throw up. how ppl let themselves get that big is beyond me. how they go out in public like that is even worse.. this is something we dont need to see and if your gona be gros fat and disgusting do it hwere no one has to see it.
May 3rd, 2012
This guy is really gross, and everyone knows how their clothes fit and if they have to pull them up nasty. makes me wanna throw up. how ppl let themselves get that big is beyond me. how they go out in public like that is even worse.. this is something we dont need to see and if your gona be gross, fat and disgusting do it where no one has to see it.
Oh no, I sure hope nobody fell in!
I know why he’s looking for a new job his remote got lost in his crack so he needs to buy a new one… come on guys give him a break … he leaves the crack open incase theres a chance that it will fall back out!
May 15th, 2012
Walmart, the last refuge for people noone else will hire.
May 16th, 2012
Ha I think this is the funniest headline and little description thing!…whoever thought of this deserves an award!….I don’t think I would have thought of something that funny
I can just picture a manager seeing him and telling him “sir, you are displaying outstanding walmart conduct and appearance, you got yourself a job!”
May 23rd, 2012
At least he is trying to work.
August 3rd, 2012