Every time I go to Wally World I feel like I have my own cross to bear. Fortunately mine is a metaphorical one so it’s less stress on my back.
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Bet Jesus would have loved to have a wheel on his!
April 23rd, 2012
he has a wheel on the bottom. Thats cheating!
Ann T Christ
Black Friday is a bitch!
I love that the evidence of being in the Wal Mart parking lot is displayed in the mirror. Clear view of the beige building!
mad dr devo
i wonder where that cross will be getting burned?
Bring on the romans!
That’s in Renton, WA I see that guy almost every weekend wheeling that cross up this big ass hill close to where i live ><
Was there also a church in the lot, where they person was heading? Maybe they were taking it to use for an Easter prop there?
As if jesus would wear those lame looking baggy shorts and a hoodie. Ppfftt
Worked for a guy whose dad used to do this, but had a bigger wheel attached to his. Isn’t the point to make it laborious? Why the wheel? The imaginary story-book figure referred to as Jesus didn’t use a wheel in the story. I don’t get it? Lazy?
You’d think being a modern day monk doing penitance at Wal Mart he would at least dress for the occasion… maybe an assless hair shirt? Sandals made of duct tape?
FAIL. Now please go say your rosary in private and leave the public out of this plzthx.
Get off that cross!!! We need the wood.
Perhaps Wal-Mart had a really good special on Crosses that week. I imagine the Chinese didn’t know that proper crosses did not have wheels.
Wouldn’t it make more sense to make the cross out of a really light wood and pretend it was heavy?
April 24th, 2012
“Behold thus be how I roll. Romans doth be hatin…”
I don’t think Jesus wore denim JAMZ.
You know you’re a Jesus freak when you carry around a giant cross.
Hey Deft Atheist! I ain’t alone here after all! Jesus was a real person, he just wasn’t anything else. Just a person.
you people should research into Arthur Blesset before you start bashing this guy….just sayig
Well thank you Nimmers. I did just that. Found adultery, divorce, remarriage, lots of religious excuses, (aren’t there always) and not someone to recommend for looking up to.
April 25th, 2012
and Jesus said: “they see me rolling…..they hatin…”
April 26th, 2012
Better a Wal-Mart parking lot than walking down the side of the road. I had someone rear-end my car because she was too busy paying attention to the guy walking down the side of the road with the cross (which did have a wheel on the bottom) to realize that everyone was slowing down for a red light.
April 27th, 2012
Holy Shit the KKK is in town! U better run
April 29th, 2012
This guy has been arrested before, in the Renton Walmart, for hitting someone’s car with that cross!
Jesus Saves…@ WalMart!!
May 2nd, 2012
Jesus Saves….. at WalMart !!!
People do this on Easter in remberance of Jesus Christ. I think this is a beautiful picture.
May 4th, 2012
Are these pictures for real??????? OMG
May 5th, 2012
i think it is the same guy that was on the news a while back. he walked with that cross from somewhere back east, it took him 6 months or something. he came through my town along the way, walked all the way to the coast then made is way back to the seattle area somewhere
May 10th, 2012
I remember seeing that guy when he was walking through Vermont a few years back. Crazy bloke.
March 27th, 2013
I’ll be impressed when a christard lugs around a log weighing 400 pounds, a cross big enough to actually hold his weight if he were nailed to it.
Until then, it’s all talk and no substance…but that’s what religion is, all talk and no substance.
October 18th, 2013