It’s like Larry The Cable Guy meets The Ultimate Warrior, which surprisingly does not look better than it sounds.
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Quick someone tell him what his kids did while he was drunk
April 24th, 2012
Phantom of the Grand ol Opry
Do you think this guy knows how friggin stupid he looks ??
OMG–this guy makes me embarassed to be white!
the camo shirt, the thin red facial hair, the zit! this specimen could have saved his money on the redneck identifying face paint..
What an asshole. Someone should make him a slave. Is he for sale? I’ll teach him to hate that flag.
Not long before ole rednecks teeth will be gone. Looks like a fool.
I hope that washes off.
X marks the spot where somebody is gonna punch him.
what is he? Rebel Rides Again? Great White Warrior? Whatever he is, he’s giving Texans a bad name.
Looks like a loser wearing the symbol of the losers
Shouldn’t this be on the Douchebags website? Yeah, I know it isn’t one of yours.
Sadly, he’s probably the least rednecky dude in the walmart
another lifetime member of Local 459 Possum Eater’s Inbreeder’s Society of America
April 25th, 2012
Please tell me that’s not a tattoo…
YES, I like it!!!
He just doesn’t want anyone to recognize him as he’s buying cases of Sudafed.
That, my friends, is the Southern Tweeker Superhero mask. The cape that goes with it is usually a trash bag or a worn out NASCAR beach towel.
Look that flag has a redneck on its ass
the neckbeard completes this look…
2 cartons of Marlboro Reds,1i for momma and 1 for gramma
He can’t be the “ultimate redneck” ’cause it looks like he still got all his toofies.
Ted Nugent Jr.
Douchebag would be an upgrade
What a shame!!
HOLY INBRED REDNECK, BATMAN!
Don’t you recognize that masked man?! Its Captain Redneck America! Able to beat his woman with a single punch, and has more speed than a locamotive!
I didn’t know that the TX flag looked like that. Heck I didn’t even know that TX was part of the South! I thought that it ended at AR…..well there goes my A+ in geography!
Look! It’s Captain Confederate! Defender of beer, shotguns and pork rinds!
Qpon Saving Mommas
I’ll agree with JEN , on the comment of : X marks the spot where somebody is gonna punch him.
its heritage not hate. get over it.
Yes, he looks like a moron! But just because a person likes the rebel flag doesn’t mean they are racist! And redneck is NOT a bad word…..He just makes them all look bad. Just like the worst of ANY race or group makes the whole look bad! The rebel flag is part of southern history! And having pride in your history does not make a person racist! What it stood for was NOT slavery! It stood for not wanting to be ruled and told what to do! Those people’s ancestors had come over here to get away from “ultimate rule and ultimate law” and they wanted to keep it that way. Back then, now, and ANY time in history…he few reflect on the whole….and that can be good or bad! Calling someone racist or saying he will be toothless in a few years makes you just as petty and small minded as you are accusing him of being from one picture! And there is a BIG difference between redneck and white trash! Just like there is between ANY skin color and the derogatory term that is associated with it!
And to GulpingSpinner…The south doesn’t start until the red river! Anyone about is a yankee! At least that is how we feel! And not all Texans are inbred or toothless or stupid nor do all rednecks beat their women! All these comments make y’all look just as stupid and small minded as you are trying to portray him as!
This guy does look stupid, Someone here called it a symbol of losers, well I say takes one to know one and I think he still looks better than those douche bags with their pants around their knees and boxers up to their navel.
It seems ignorance has fallen to alot of people. The confederate flag .. AKA “rebel flag” is not a symbol of hate or racism as most dumba$$ like you all like to believe it is simply a symbol of southern heritage, and for you that are ignorant enough to believe every person that flies one is a racist bigot maybe you should read a little up on it! Yes he looks like a dumbass but maybe he was going to a ballgame and supporting his team colors. Yes there are still schools that have the stars and bars as their colors and majority of the students that go to those schools are of color or other races besides white!
What is with the massive bush on his neck? It looks like a vagina! I hope this man Never breeds.
If you think your 15 minutes of fame means getting on PoW, you are probably a redneck.
CAPTAIN INBRED! Quick someone dropped a mini keg and its about to blow!
Silly redneck, you’ve disgraced your flag now we burn it!
Prime example of a wanna be redneck. This would be a retard not a redneck.. I’ll bet he makes camp fires in his back yard and shoot beer cans with a b-b gun too… Retard
“Girl watcher” says, “I will teach him to hate that flag!” Hahaha. Where to start……. Girl Watcher????? Wow. Hate that flag? Slave? Ok, I think its safe to say that you are an angry black rapist. That would also explain you stalking the People of Wal-Mart pictures. I dont know what i find more humorous, the pitures on this site, or the comments. Either way, keep em’ coming.
Didnt know texas was the south…….. thought the south ended in az. Hahahahahaha. Are we workin our way east? Check out a map. By your thesis, we must be just east of the south. Lol
Anon Y. Mous
No no no. The *ULTIMATE* redneck would be if that were a Tattoo.
This guy didn’t even get *that* right.
It’s amazing how he was able to paint the rebel flag on his own face so well
Hey Duckman, did you know that the Swastika was originally a buddhist symbol of peace? But after the nazis used it, it doesn’t get recognized as such anymore. It’s seen as a symbol of hatred and ignorance. Now the ‘stars and bars’ might have been a lot of things at one time. But since it was used as a symbol of defense of slavery and states’ rights, it’s now seen as a symbol of redneck hatred and ignorance. Hilarious that this fool thinks he’s better than anyone else, with his no shaving and his cracker teeth, but apparently he’s proud. That’s nice for him.
Amy and duckman rule couldnt have said it better… Doesnt stand for hate or slavery… States rights and succession from the union started the war.. not slavery.. yes slavery was bad.. thank god its gone.. years have passed and its time to move on… I didnt keep slaves so its time to stop blaming us im not going to pay for what others did.. and if u know anything about history at all u would know that alot of slaves were sold into slavery by there own ppl when they couldnt pay a debt.. crack open a history book.. i have a couple rebel flags doesnt make me racest.. makes me educated… And makes those who talk bad about it here the ignornt ones.. in closing tho the guy does look like a moron..
Bryon you qualify for “humor on the site”
One can only hope that it’s a tattoo!
If Gene Simmons had been born in the south
“Who wants to wrestle the Redneck King?Woooooooooo”!!!!!!!!”
well, he did do a good paint job
Leave it to Texas rednecks.
Anybody who thinks that the confederate flag stands for slavery is just an idiot. Do your research people. Not one single slave was brought to America under the Confederate flag. They were all brought over under the American flag. And who do you guys think was selling the Africans into slavery? Thats right, other Africans. They werent kidnapped and forced into it, they were sold by their own people. And frankly, as a general rule, the vast majority of slaves were treated very well. Not all, some were treated horribly, but those are the ones you hear about, and it gave all of slavery a bad name.
But stop and think about it, if we as Americans dont wake up and start doing something, we will be back in a similar situation, only worse. We might as well be slaves to the government, that is what they want. A nation full of people with no backbone or balls to stand up for what is right.
All race and dixie comments aside, straight up, do you think this guy’s ancestors were plantation owners or water cup guy at the side of the field?
The problem with the rebel flag is not anything to do with the south and it’s people, it’s problem is that this dude is the type of person who promotes it. It will never be thought of as anything else ever again cause of dopes like him. Sorry
My only question is, facepaint, or tattoo?
Drop his redneck ass off in Harlem just like that and see how far he gets
He thinks he looks good…..ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!
I’m pretty sure that everyone knows that u r a dirty ass redneck from the camo hat, shirt, green brown and yellow teeth, and I’m sure he is also wearingnut huggers with a can of grizzly wintergreen in his back pocket. No need at all for the redneck face paint u jackass!!!! Hahahahaha
Hope that skin paint turned out to be poisonous and he’s already dead.
April 26th, 2012
icy the humor
The Dixie flag is as much a symbol of heritage as the Nazi flag is for those of German descent. It was created specifically for the Civil War and is irrevocably associated with the cause of that war.
To claim the war was waged for “states’ rights” is to ignore the “right” that ignited the whole conflict: the right to own another human being and to unanswerable to anyone what is done to that person.
If it symbolizes a heritage, that heritage is tainted with the shame of slavery, of Jim Crow laws, and of the culture wars of today. It should be disowned by any person of discernment.
Musta got that one at the face-painting booth at the local fair…
WHAT A F’ING NERD
keep the skoal baby!!!!!
April 27th, 2012
My 5 year old daughter looked at this and said, “look mom he has a butterfly on his face. That’s cute!”
You know if your from the south and white, maybe just maybe, you don’t view what he did to his face as racist or bigoted. But if you don’t happen to be white in the south, it’s a whole different story. Wise up people. I agree with the other person who said, “he makes be ashamed to be white”.
I don’t have much to say other than I find it funny that every one here that has something to say of value and with a well thought out response are the ones standing up for the flag. And everybody else calls people in the south retarded and dumb rednecks. PS the guy does look retarded but any one with stuff painted on their face over the age of 5 looks retarded any ways lol.
April 28th, 2012
April 29th, 2012
JeremyP… *secede and succeed are not interchangeable. Buts its entertaining to watch ppl like u “educate” others. Lmao
Complete with “meth mouth”
April 30th, 2012
A loser wearing the symbol of losers… ever wonder why its the really successfull ones with the loser flag painted on their faces or painters crack hanging in the wind… the south is never gonna raise again move on go school and get you G.E.D. or something gets some smarts in ya!!
May 2nd, 2012
I thought that it was a pretty butterfly. Lol
May 3rd, 2012
Nikki and Ashley
You’re missing the white line that outlines the blue:p
This is not Texas this was in Oregon. Haha people trying to hide where its from.
Yeah, it's me
Let’s not insult Larry the Cable Guy–this dude is just….I’m sorry, I was laughing and forgot what I said.
May 5th, 2012
Just wanted to say REDNECK PRIDE made some very valid points–mostly. I am African American, Black–whatever you wanna call me (as long as it ain’t “you-know-what”) and I have checked my history. Still—-this pic is FUNNY!!!!
I’d give him one! Rough trade ‘n’ all that lol
May 6th, 2012
From the files of; “Most likely to have his picture on a post office wall”.
May 8th, 2012
You inbred bastard. I pray for the sake of the world you end up in the Darwin Awards
May 20th, 2012
Seriously? I’m sure even your fellow Texans wouldn’t think twice about kicking your ass up and down the parking lot for this one…
May 31st, 2012
Someone tell him a black man is the president.
November 20th, 2012