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I like you read the shirt wrong… It say SITH happens…. i read shit happens… o well…
April 24th, 2012
Alanis Morrisettes missins verse was….
An old man went into Walmalt, he had a belly ache and thought it was a fart….
Looks like he turning to the darkside !
should make a folder on the website for shit pictures and put all 0f them in it. that way scat lovers can go and visit without the rest of us having to see them.
He just took a Darth Doodie.
Don’t you mean the term coincidental? Irony means the use of words to convey a meaning that is the opposite of its literal meaning. If his shirt said clean butt, but has skid marks.
Aww, he sharted! Poor guy!
Wow, I guess it does.
Poop – there it is.
Yea, it sure did.
“At least he practices what he preaches.”
“He’s not taking any sith from you, he’s got enough of his own.”
“Shitfire momma, that man done pree-dik-ted his own nerdy-ass fewture. Huyuck!”
Somebody Sithed their pants.
LMFAO at the comments!
Never trust a fart.
I also read Shit Happens, just because I noticed the poopoop stain on his boxers he flipped inside out after taking a big pootie butt butt in em.
Classic hershey squirt.
Anybody sniff it to see if it really was???
It’s not like it has not happen to you were you accidentally shit yourself but really need to go to walmart at the same time come on he was probably buying another pair of warmers.
It’s like thinking you farted when you already shit…
learn to read it didnt say shit but gross non the less
The pants should say … Told Ya
This is what happens when you leave a flaw in the design of your Death Brownstar.
WOW, man seriously… Learn to wipe, and or not shit your pants!
Yeah, more like “Shit Happens”, literally!
Happened to him!
oh man! ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!
“The Farts is strong in this one”.
Stand back Count Duku, make way for Count Doodoo!
Sure hope he’s buying some Imodium !!
hope he buying some wet wipes
Wouldn’t irony imply that which was least expected? Namely that the dude’s girlfriend created such a stain in a situation with at least five other women, a orangutan, and several copies of Aristotle’s second “Poetics.”
Some Walmarts are so big, it’s hard for these fatasses to get to the bathroom
I fear for this country, you know I’m not that old but I remember a time where you just didn’t go to the store with shit in your pants unless you were a baby. Oh those were the days.
April 25th, 2012
A-a-a-a-nd of course it’s Iowa…….
The scary thing is, the front of the shirt says, “Pith Happens”.
you can imagine what the front of Captain Sweatpants there looks like
I don’t even know how this person got this picture. I would be laughing too much to take one – or vomiting.
Official Walmart Paparazzi
Is it just me, or did he just shart a perfect image of a Doberman? I applaud you good sir, your talent should be commended!
Random Acts of Lunacy
It’s really sad how people just don’t dress up to go out shopping any more. But, at least you could CLEAN UP before you go out shopping! PLEASE……FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Foo Foo Dyke
Here I stand broken heart-ed
tried to shit
but only farted.
But it was a really juicy one!
He probably hasn’t showered or changed his clothes sing swtor came out.
April 27th, 2012
Mmmmmm im jacking off to this.
April 28th, 2012
I do not think that means what you think it means.
April 30th, 2012
C’mon guys. I think we should all shit our pants and then go stand in line. It’s truly Doodylicious.
May 2nd, 2012
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA is all I can really say….Serious!
May 6th, 2012
May 11th, 2012
Isn't it ironic?
@David Y…..thanks for the lesson of the day. I was not going to reply to your stupid comment, but I did it anyways. Isn’t it ironic?
May 13th, 2012
I don’t think that is a new stain, I think he bought that shirt to match his stained pants.
May 16th, 2012
How could someone go out in public like that!!??
May 28th, 2012
IRONIC?? no. maybe chronic
or maybe moronic !!
April 17th, 2013