April 26th, 2012
The Udder White Meat
Really? You’re just gonna set me up for the spike right there, aren’t you? I’ll keep my comments to myself for now, but you guys are more than welcome to voice your opinion on these “udderly” ridiculous shorts below.
Fun Fact: These photos were sent in months apart by two different people.
Oklahoma
The Udder White Meat,
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I think this may be the same lady in both!!! *Note to self* just because it comes in your size does NOT mean you should wear it!!!!
April 26th, 2012
well i do believe that they have a few back udders to spare…… wonder if they have nipps on those things?
April 26th, 2012
It should be against the law to make those shorts in that size… smh…
April 26th, 2012
The one in blue looks like her head is on backwards
April 26th, 2012
That is ‘udderly” horrifying.
April 26th, 2012
It could be way worse. I mean, these women arent dressed COMPLETELY inappropriate. Their asscracks could be hanging out, or their back fat. I think they look fine…
PLUS I appreciate anybody who can joke about it. I mean, its not like theyre wearing pants that say “SKINNY” or “JUICY” or “SEXY”… And they do say that chunky girls do it best. Having sex with a thick girl is like riding a moped, its all fun and games until your friends catch you.
April 26th, 2012
Wow!!! Uhhhhmmmmmmm! Again we go back to Jeff Foxworthy’s dress code and this lady should really listen! Lmao!
April 26th, 2012
And yes, I do believe that is the same woman. Her back boobs are the same…not that I usually notice things like that, but sadly, it’s the lesser of the evils in this photo…
April 26th, 2012
I do believe that is the same woman. All the rolls and flappy parts match.
April 26th, 2012
I’d say it might be two different girls. The one on the right looks bigger than the one of the left. But it could just be the way she’s standing.
April 26th, 2012
@Kat and Kelley Kelley, I do believe you’re right…look at the purse in the cart (on left). That said, I think she’s confessing to be the wrong animal…not a cow…a sow.
April 26th, 2012
Udderly rediculous
April 26th, 2012
It’s the same woman.
@Kat: even if they DIDN’T make them in her size, what you bet she’d wear them ANYWAY?
April 26th, 2012
I’m “udderly” speechless…
April 26th, 2012
Mooooooove it on over.
April 26th, 2012
Wearing those shorts in public once was bad enough, but twice?? I’m not going to bash her for being large because I have my own issues there, but I am going to totally slam her for not having any sense AT ALL. Even if you are comfortable in your own skin no matter your size, at least treat yourself with a little dignity. There are going to be plenty of jackasses saying she is a fat cow…she needn’t draw attention to that with the “udder” phrase on her dumba$$. SMH
April 26th, 2012
Looks like she gained weight.
April 26th, 2012
You gots a big ass like no udder, know whut I mean?
April 26th, 2012
im afraid to see what the front looks like!
April 26th, 2012
The shorts should say “Wide Load”.
April 26th, 2012
LMAO. As if anyone would take her up on her offer.
April 26th, 2012
The cows udder what?
April 26th, 2012
pretty bad when your put on the peopleofwalmart site on different days by different people!
April 26th, 2012
Honestly, they both look hot. I like women with more cushion for the pushin’, not them skinny things.
April 26th, 2012
Just from the title I knew this would be a bad one.
April 26th, 2012
A lover like no udder more like a cow that don’t know how!!!
April 26th, 2012
Who let the cows out of the barn?
April 26th, 2012
I just can’t get over the fact that she fit an entire sentance on there.
April 26th, 2012
@ HEY – I think you’re right!
April 26th, 2012
Look, when you’re fat and you find something that looks that good on you, you’re going to wear it a lot.
April 26th, 2012
It’s the same woman…look at the hair.
April 26th, 2012
It’s not nice to call yourself a cow.
April 26th, 2012
Probably came from the Walmart Adult Literacy League web store…
April 26th, 2012
I think she is very beautiful!!! She is dressed better than the skanks on this site. Everything is covered. Ya’ll laugh at big girls if you want to but they do make the best lovers!!!! Thats why I married one, and been happy for 25 years!! And no I’m not black or mexican I’m a white republican
April 27th, 2012
You should try the udder white meat!
April 27th, 2012
Those letters might read U D D E R, but they are actually saying “HELP”.
April 27th, 2012
But hey she is wearing a different top
May 2nd, 2012
I guess “Udder” is the right brand, m-m-m-m-m-m-m-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o.
May 2nd, 2012
beastiality!
May 4th, 2012
So, she gets that she’s a COW
May 7th, 2012
Maybe she should sell advertising space on that butt of hers. Because,everyone’s looking at it,might as well.
May 9th, 2012
Same body shape, same hair color, same nasty shorts. Same woman.
She’s like no udder!
May 10th, 2012
Looks like the one on the right has udders on her back.
May 12th, 2012
Oh my… that’s hot… you all be hatin’ bc your girl’s ass is only big enough to fit a small word… she could fist the chinese alphabet back there! LOL
May 17th, 2012
*fit not fist! LOL
May 17th, 2012
Her crack is thirsty, it’s sucking up an udder!!! LMAO
September 18th, 2012
Wow… Good job to this fellow Oklahoman. This is why everyone assumes that we’re all redneck trash.
November 15th, 2012
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