April 30th, 2012
You Name It!
Well we have our “biscuit bottoms” & “muffin tops” and this seems more than a “plumber’s crack” so I think it deserves it’s own name, and I think you are the people to give it one! So let’s hear it folks, what shall we call this glorious thing?
Alabama
You Name It!,
464 Comments, Comment or Ping
Camel Hump!
April 30th, 2012
droopy drawers
April 30th, 2012
how about get clothes that fit?
April 30th, 2012
Buttalo hump…
April 30th, 2012
windowledge
April 30th, 2012
Flubber Butt
April 30th, 2012
Two over easy please….
April 30th, 2012
Muffin butt!
April 30th, 2012
Popovers!!
April 30th, 2012
hippo’s tongue
April 30th, 2012
plumber’s biscuity muffin top
April 30th, 2012
Plumber’s Muffin
April 30th, 2012
pudding pile
April 30th, 2012
How about “starter sponge” or ” first rise” ?
April 30th, 2012
Trump? top rump
April 30th, 2012
the walmartatron
or walmartus prime 
April 30th, 2012
I think u should call this the Butt Muffin!
April 30th, 2012
You can call it the “Boilover”
April 30th, 2012
plumber’s muffin
April 30th, 2012
dunlap done lapped over
April 30th, 2012
Butt Muffin!
April 30th, 2012
Butt roll!
April 30th, 2012
Quadra-Butt
April 30th, 2012
Booty bubble…
April 30th, 2012
Lava ass.
April 30th, 2012
Butter Bean
April 30th, 2012
Crack Muffins
April 30th, 2012
“the slow leak”
April 30th, 2012
The “Bike Rack” you can just pull up and stick the front tire in it.
April 30th, 2012
This should be called the “bread loaf” you know, the way that bread rises above the pan and just kinda spills over…
April 30th, 2012
Back up bump.
April 30th, 2012
a back belly, or glutegut ?
April 30th, 2012
I think this is a beer butt (instead beer gut)
April 30th, 2012
Back Belly
April 30th, 2012
FUBA-Fatty Upper Butt Area
April 30th, 2012
Peek-a-boo booty
April 30th, 2012
Denial
April 30th, 2012
Ten pounds of potatoes in a five pound sack
April 30th, 2012
poppin fresh dough?
April 30th, 2012
one hot mass
April 30th, 2012
Beer-Belly Back……..
April 30th, 2012
Stupid!
April 30th, 2012
Butt Gutt
April 30th, 2012
WTH! How do you NOT know your bum is hanging out! What is wrong with people?! They have some crappy friends/family for letting them leave the house like that too!
April 30th, 2012
Peeping buns?
April 30th, 2012
A back belly!
April 30th, 2012
butt boobs
April 30th, 2012
That, friends, is a butt gut.
April 30th, 2012
Moonroof
April 30th, 2012
puffer butt?
April 30th, 2012
Plumber’s spillover?
April 30th, 2012
Hourglass ass.
April 30th, 2012
Back Bacon
April 30th, 2012
Half.. assed… rofl.
April 30th, 2012
its the plumber speacial!
April 30th, 2012
Reverse Gut
April 30th, 2012
Half Ass
April 30th, 2012
Busted can of biscuts…
April 30th, 2012
It’s a back belly
April 30th, 2012
IDK what to call that thing but it is hideous… no wonder i try my best to stay away from walmart
April 30th, 2012
Denial of weight gain!
April 30th, 2012
Looks like another Alabama fan talking shit out there ass again.
April 30th, 2012
Bubble Butt
April 30th, 2012
cliff hanger ! ! !
April 30th, 2012
Fatback.
April 30th, 2012
“Butt Muffin”
April 30th, 2012
BRAZILIAN BUTT LIFT OVERDOSE!
April 30th, 2012
Someone popped my booty!!
April 30th, 2012
It’s a Butt gut!!!
April 30th, 2012
BEHOLD!!!!!!!!!!! The ASSINATOR !!!!!! It will repel any man in the tristate area!!!
April 30th, 2012
muffin crack
April 30th, 2012
Assvalanche
April 30th, 2012
Muffin butt.
April 30th, 2012
Bottom Tops
April 30th, 2012
Ass overhang
April 30th, 2012
Plumber’s muffin
The most disgusting thing I’ve ever seen.
April 30th, 2012
Butt roof
April 30th, 2012
Mudflap
April 30th, 2012
Rear FUPA
April 30th, 2012
Pencil Holder
April 30th, 2012
Poppin not so fresh
April 30th, 2012
you guys, i’ve got it. thats the cinnamon roll.
April 30th, 2012
Well I was really hoping for a full moon tonight, but I guess the half moon will do just fine..
April 30th, 2012
Jiffy Pop
April 30th, 2012
butt cleavage
April 30th, 2012
biscuit+crack+muffin= biscruffin top????
Spackle please…….
April 30th, 2012
Alabama slammer
April 30th, 2012
Ass-cleavage
I see so many people aspiring to grace the pages of this site, it’s like American Idol…on crack….with no singing, and WE ARE THE JUDGES!!
April 30th, 2012
Back Buns??
April 30th, 2012
Crack rafters
Butt monkeys
April 30th, 2012
Ass Turniquet
April 30th, 2012
Reverse gunt!
April 30th, 2012
Fatolaass
April 30th, 2012
“Hot crossed Buns”
April 30th, 2012
Roll Back
April 30th, 2012
How about we call it “Birth control”.
Or we could call it “The ASSinator” It will be used to take over the entire Tri-state Area!!!!!!
April 30th, 2012
how about just plain ol’ “gross!” how is that even possible?! i cant tell if she even has a butt?!
April 30th, 2012
buttin crack
April 30th, 2012
speed hump
April 30th, 2012
Cracked Butt Biscuit muffin
April 30th, 2012
Lmao…Bike rack wins in my book!!!
April 30th, 2012
ROLL BACK, It is wal-mart after all
April 30th, 2012
Bunt butt
April 30th, 2012
Busted can of biscuits!
April 30th, 2012
“The Hangover”
April 30th, 2012
Souffle bottom
April 30th, 2012
“Ass”cade instead of cascade.
April 30th, 2012
Overflow.
April 30th, 2012
“Back bacon”.
April 30th, 2012
top ass?
April 30th, 2012
The back shelf
April 30th, 2012
“MOON-PIE”
April 30th, 2012
bakin bread
April 30th, 2012
Get a shirt that fits.
April 30th, 2012
Asscaping….
April 30th, 2012
Flapjacks
April 30th, 2012
Butt Boobs!!
April 30th, 2012
Saggy bass
April 30th, 2012
The “push-up plumber.”
April 30th, 2012
Overflow…
April 30th, 2012
Cracked Can o’ Biscuits
April 30th, 2012
Burst pipe
April 30th, 2012
Butt muffin
April 30th, 2012
Back bacon
April 30th, 2012
Albino Humpback Whale sighting
April 30th, 2012
Can’t get “R” in back rack the hang over the crack leak the oil
spill want more
April 30th, 2012
You need a bigger pan for your muffins.
April 30th, 2012
Bimbo Bulge
April 30th, 2012
Dunlop, cause the fat dun lopped over the pants
April 30th, 2012
we have “back-boobs”, so why not “back-belly”?
April 30th, 2012
Hunchbutt
April 30th, 2012
back porch
April 30th, 2012
THE ” BAMA BUMP”
April 30th, 2012
Back Belly
April 30th, 2012
Upper Butt Booby
April 30th, 2012
Pacman …..
April 30th, 2012
PLUMP LUMP
April 30th, 2012
I believe this is referred to as the Alabama Puff Muffin
April 30th, 2012
I gotta go with butt gut
April 30th, 2012
I’m with the plumber’s muffin!
Also, I call it oblivious. How do you not feel the cool draft across the cheeks and the crack while you’re soaking up some free AC? O.o
April 30th, 2012
The Backwards Gut
April 30th, 2012
i like the term ASS MUFFIN
April 30th, 2012
How about… Upper layer popper stopper!
April 30th, 2012
Well it is clearly a mix between a biscuit bottom and and muffin top so there for it should be called a biscuit top… you’re welcome
April 30th, 2012
Swollen Biscuit
April 30th, 2012
MUD FLAP!
April 30th, 2012
FLARP!! Because im pretty sure if you shove it back down in those pants your gonna get a not so pleasant noise to come out of there.
April 30th, 2012
Bung hung
April 30th, 2012
I think I would just call that a leak.
April 30th, 2012
Biffin Track
April 30th, 2012
Ass-belch
April 30th, 2012
Is that a frappuccino in her cart?
Also I think her friend was trying to compete but was blown out of the water…By the hot air coming out of that crack..
April 30th, 2012
Back Butt
April 30th, 2012
that actually looks painful……..duh
April 30th, 2012
Assburp
April 30th, 2012
looks like an open invitation to the girl behind him
April 30th, 2012
Assplosion
April 30th, 2012
“THE BLOB”
April 30th, 2012
Skinny Jeans FAIL!
April 30th, 2012
Tumor
April 30th, 2012
Maybe the. “AHHHH! MY EYES!!”
April 30th, 2012
Burger bun bum…
April 30th, 2012
Lost circulation? Her pants remind me of those wires used to cut blocks of cheese!
April 30th, 2012
that’s called the upper-butt
April 30th, 2012
S’mores
Made especially with Stay-puff marshmallows
April 30th, 2012
Overbite
April 30th, 2012
Dunlop disease…….it done lopped over her pants…….!!
April 30th, 2012
I call it embarrassing…….first of all I live in Alabama so it’s embarrassing to me. I would never consider going out of the house like that! Heck, I wouldn’t be in the house like that! However when it comes to naming this thing I’m really hoping we don’t need a name. Having a name for it leaves the impression we expect to see more. I guess if I had to name it I would call it “hot rise” or like some others suggested, muffin butt.
April 30th, 2012
Well, if dunlap’s disease is when your belly done lapped over your belt, then I guess this must be a symptom of asslap’s disease!
April 30th, 2012
“Shroom Bloom” not yet a fully developed mushroom top~!
April 30th, 2012
I like strangled buffalo
April 30th, 2012
Back Bacon
April 30th, 2012
Biscuit bumper? Back Boob?
April 30th, 2012
Uh, Alabama Slammer? cause that’s what I am gonna need to get the tase of puke outta my mouth.
April 30th, 2012
Over easy.
April 30th, 2012
FUBA – Fat upper butt area
April 30th, 2012
Bisket pop
April 30th, 2012
Roll-back
April 30th, 2012
im guessing its a woman? ass cleavage? whatever it is im glad i didnt have to stand behind it.
April 30th, 2012
Niagara rolls?
April 30th, 2012
Flop back
April 30th, 2012
Muffin Slop.
It’s what you get on the bottom of the oven when you overfill the cupcake tins and forget to lay down some tinfoil underneath to catch the drips.
April 30th, 2012
Potato masher
April 30th, 2012
Damn, you name it, then you have to claim it, not to many us will do that
April 30th, 2012
I think it actually looks like bread that has over risen over the side of the pan!
April 30th, 2012
I’d say throw an ice cube down a plumber’s crack but there’s no gap in his pants.
I’d call it LARD ooze.
April 30th, 2012
hot pocket
April 30th, 2012
Blab
April 30th, 2012
butt flap………istead of the mud flaps….
April 30th, 2012
sewer tank
April 30th, 2012
This would be a biscuit top
April 30th, 2012
I’m with the person who said “roll back.” That just kills it.
April 30th, 2012
I would call that a shelf .
April 30th, 2012
Spillage
April 30th, 2012
FUBA?
April 30th, 2012
Butt Puff!!
April 30th, 2012
“Butt Puff”
April 30th, 2012
Butt Gutter
April 30th, 2012
BUTTER ROLL
April 30th, 2012
Butt Gut
April 30th, 2012
Looks like it had it’s ass amputated!
April 30th, 2012
“The Blob”….
April 30th, 2012
Stuffed crust, anyone?
April 30th, 2012
Double decker booty biscuit
April 30th, 2012
Stuffed crust, or cheesy bites, anyone?
April 30th, 2012
I am going to stick with the food theme and say souffle top since it kind of looks like a souffle
April 30th, 2012
A butt off the top!!!!
April 30th, 2012
Your next-door neighbor
April 30th, 2012
Stove pipe envy
April 30th, 2012
Butter buns….as in… but her buns is hangin up an out
April 30th, 2012
Looks like her shirt threw up on her jeans
April 30th, 2012
Aerodynamic Spoiler
Classy Back Spoiler
or
Hatch Back
April 30th, 2012
I see “A BAD MOON A-RISING!”
April 30th, 2012
Pilsbury Poof
April 30th, 2012
Not a Fupa… butt a “poop-a”
April 30th, 2012
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April 30th, 2012
Mushroom butt.
April 30th, 2012
Uber Ass
April 30th, 2012
It’s clear to me you guys are all wrong on this one! That’s clearly a set of “Garfield goggles”………lol can’t you seen him peaking out to see what’s going on?
April 30th, 2012
Bubble Back
or Backed up sink!
April 30th, 2012
You all know that a beer-belly is the “front porch”, right? Well, this is the “back porch”!
April 30th, 2012
It’s a backette
April 30th, 2012
Lack-a-ass
April 30th, 2012
I’d call it a cry for attention!
April 30th, 2012
Barf Back
April 30th, 2012
Gluteous Crackximus
April 30th, 2012
azz “hangover”
April 30th, 2012
Looks like and AssVisory…something has to keep to sun off that ass
April 30th, 2012
AssVisor
April 30th, 2012
Taint fittin. ( it ain’t ass and it aint’ back, and the close don’t fit either one).
April 30th, 2012
lumbar ooze
April 30th, 2012
puddin popped!
April 30th, 2012
The awning
April 30th, 2012
That is a penguin tail.
April 30th, 2012
“Ass”scaping!
April 30th, 2012
pop n scary!!!!
April 30th, 2012
Are they standing forwards or backwards? And what of the sweathog to the left? Did it break off the one to the right?
April 30th, 2012
Butt Gut
April 30th, 2012
Definitely a PlumBoob!
April 30th, 2012
It’s “dun-lap” … where your butt “dun lapped” over your belt!
April 30th, 2012
Butt knuckle
April 30th, 2012
bUTT CLEAVAGE
April 30th, 2012
Butt Gut.
April 30th, 2012
Popover!
April 30th, 2012
Well it looks like a biscut contaner that has popped and the biscut is coming out
April 30th, 2012
Moonroof seems fitting, unlike her pants…
April 30th, 2012
ooze crack
April 30th, 2012
butt bread
April 30th, 2012
Butt-a-licious.
April 30th, 2012
escaping gangsta
April 30th, 2012
Fanny pack.
April 30th, 2012
Still the same size as high school.
April 30th, 2012
Bunt
April 30th, 2012
A butt burp
April 30th, 2012
Butt Burp!
April 30th, 2012
Plop-top
April 30th, 2012
Instead of a bustier (pronounced: bo͞osˈtyā)
It’s a “Buttstier”
April 30th, 2012
ButtWad
April 30th, 2012
Blue Jean Barf.
April 30th, 2012
Backdoor Overflow.
April 30th, 2012
poppin fresh dough
April 30th, 2012
Muffin booty.
April 30th, 2012
Stomach Back
April 30th, 2012
Butty-Putty
April 30th, 2012
Bama Butt Muffin.
April 30th, 2012
Fallen biscuit
April 30th, 2012
I Would call this a Flat Tire cuz the junk that should be in the trunk has gone flat and is now oozing out.
April 30th, 2012
Niassgra Falls
April 30th, 2012
2 possibilities for this one. 1. They couldn’t figure out how to undo the buttons or 2. They had chili for supper the previous night and this was the best way they figured out to stop the stench from lingering
April 30th, 2012
looks like an ass awning to me.
April 30th, 2012
POP UNFRESH
April 30th, 2012
Butt bulge!!!
April 30th, 2012
Blubber Back Belly
April 30th, 2012
Reverse Dun-Lop
April 30th, 2012
I was going to suggest pooffle but then I saw f.u.b.a. Fatty upper butt area thats got my vote…
April 30th, 2012
I would call a “Mushroom Top” – you know that sh*t goes all the way around..
April 30th, 2012
leak over
April 30th, 2012
Plumber’s Crack & Muffin Top = Baker’s Crack
April 30th, 2012
I’d simply call it “denial in a pair of jeans 5 sizes too small”
May 1st, 2012
Plummer’s muffin of course!
May 1st, 2012
Double Dutch Butt… Or Spare for your rear..
May 1st, 2012
There are some great contenders but my vote goes with ‘popovers’.
May 1st, 2012
Butt Bumper
May 1st, 2012
THAT is a ‘Plumbers Muffin’, hands down.
May 1st, 2012
“bumper-to-bumper”
May 1st, 2012
Ally
May 1st, 2012
Camel hump, just to make us all wish that we’d be seeing the toe instead of the hump.
May 1st, 2012
Bottom Blossom
May 1st, 2012
I was cracking up laughing at all this!!!! I vote for Roll Back. I also propose calling it cliffhanger cuz that’s what out looks like to me.
May 1st, 2012
upper deck of the gas chamber.
May 1st, 2012
I call it –BANG!! (it shot my eyes out)
May 1st, 2012
Years of therapy for the person in the red sweater?
May 1st, 2012
Plumper’s Crack!
May 1st, 2012
Back Belly
May 1st, 2012
Assplosion!
May 1st, 2012
a total nightmare….
May 1st, 2012
Plumbers Muffin has my vote
May 1st, 2012
Plumbers muffin!
May 1st, 2012
Butt-muffin
May 1st, 2012
Back Dough
May 1st, 2012
The cliff hanger
May 1st, 2012
The Glory Roll
May 1st, 2012
Squeezy cheeks
May 1st, 2012
Plumbers Spread!!! lol
May 1st, 2012
walmart wedgie
May 1st, 2012
poppin fresh
May 1st, 2012
Anus Awning
May 1st, 2012
too lazy to read all comments,so sorry if i repeat… Plumber’s pie!
May 1st, 2012
It’s clearly a BOB….Booty On Back lol
May 1st, 2012
I love “Butt Boobs” and “Bottom Top” lmao
May 1st, 2012
Booty Blossom
May 1st, 2012
top shelf
May 1st, 2012
BUTT MUFFIN
May 1st, 2012
Biscuffin Top (:
May 1st, 2012
a buttle
May 1st, 2012
Thats a Back Asswards!
May 1st, 2012
I think I am going to call it “WTF”
May 1st, 2012
The not so great escap
May 1st, 2012
Popovers
May 1st, 2012
a “rump roast”
May 1st, 2012
You can call it ” Make me puke my guts out “
May 2nd, 2012
Portable asstray
May 2nd, 2012
“plumb pudding”?
May 2nd, 2012
Half ass. totally half ass. ;P
May 2nd, 2012
Did anybody say “muffin back?” seems obvious to me!
May 2nd, 2012
F.B.B ……Fat Back Bottom
May 2nd, 2012
Meatloaf?
May 2nd, 2012
Someone said the lady in red is going to be scared for life….. If you look closely its quite possible her MEATLOAF is starting to rise as well!
May 2nd, 2012
crack muffin, for sure
May 2nd, 2012
Bum Brow
May 2nd, 2012
Butt glutt
May 2nd, 2012
Poop-deck
May 2nd, 2012
Call it illegal
May 2nd, 2012
GORDITO!
May 2nd, 2012
trucker ass
May 2nd, 2012
lol idk haha butt this cracked me up !
May 2nd, 2012
2pk Crack Pack (=
May 2nd, 2012
Butt Bumper
May 2nd, 2012
My vote is for ‘cliffhanger’. But seriously, how do you not feel your ass hanging out like that?
May 2nd, 2012
Noooo not the reverse FUPA !!!!!
May 2nd, 2012
Turtle Shell !!!!
May 3rd, 2012
butt muffin
May 3rd, 2012
plumbers butt
May 3rd, 2012
That there is “Butt Cleavage”.
May 3rd, 2012
Dunlop. The ass has dun lopped over her belt…if there is a belt there…Can’t tell.
May 3rd, 2012
She’ll tell you she’s a size 4! lol. I call it a Push-Up Butt
May 3rd, 2012
Bonus butt
May 3rd, 2012
Ass awning
May 3rd, 2012
Crackerbarrel
May 3rd, 2012
I vote for -
Udder back or Udder top
May 3rd, 2012
Butt Muffin
May 3rd, 2012
Butt Belly
May 3rd, 2012
My Butt Runneth Over.
May 3rd, 2012
Hungry Jack Crack
May 3rd, 2012
Should say ” swipe card here”
May 3rd, 2012
Those be “pooper pillows”!
May 4th, 2012
ass portico
sleazy squeeze
May 4th, 2012
The half ass
May 4th, 2012
Was gonna say FUBA, but someone beat me to it
May 4th, 2012
Ass Blossom!
May 4th, 2012
poppin’ fresh ass
May 4th, 2012
pudding pop
May 4th, 2012
It’s a butt gut
May 4th, 2012
what about crackkills, check your pants or white turd aleaking
May 4th, 2012
michal jackson clan
May 4th, 2012
Dump cake….
May 4th, 2012