Walmart sells Choccotits now? Sweet sassy molassy imma get me some of them!
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Crossed out pork chops?? Must be the owner of the truck full of raccoons or whatever delicacy that was a few pics back.
May 1st, 2012
Choccotit? Sounds tasty
You bring the Choccotits and the Patatas, and I’ll bring the Dunkin Sticks!!!
This is the list of a GOP voter for sure.
Some people truly should not be allowed to breed!
Don’t be dissin’ my list! J/K J/K
i wonder if choccotits are made by Hersheys, M&M/Mars, or Nestles.
That there cabige would taste gud freyed up with some patatos and punkin seeds lol this isn’t funny at all. Its sad. Americans are getting dumber
Wonder why not go for the convenient 30 pack….unless the 2, 12 packs are on special or easier to balance…..
Chocotit sounds like one of Lance’s new cracker/cookie packs. It goes nicely with the old classic: Nip-Chee.
Holy Crap!!! Tit is about the only thing spelled right in that list!!!
Hildo, I’d ask if this is your list, but whoever wrote this list is obviously more educated than you are, so it can’t be your list.
I have a Wal Mart shopping list I found in a cart last year. I HAVE to find the picture I took of it and send it to you, it’s about this bad. Classic!
What exactly is a choccotit?
Why does it has to be florida? Why do we get all the idiots?
OMG can not stop laughing:):)
This very well could have been my parents list (if the 12pks were sodas). Neither of my parents graduated from high school and neither of them could spell very well. Some of the older generation didn’t get to get much of an education due to certain circumstances. My parents had to help with younger siblings and had to help work to bring in money for food/bills/necessities. So, this could very well be the list of someone from that generation…(my dad is 60).
Now if this is someone from the younger generation…then god help us all. This is the fruit of the current education system which is a complete fail.
We lnow why it’s Florida
2 12 packs?
i think i saw this person at MY wal-mart the other day! they had this HUGE beer belly and strayed off the list by loading up with chips and dip
I find this sad. We all do the best we can.
I so agree with you Krysten
I bet if Obama had a son he could get all this on his EBT card.
Krysten, the 49 other states dump their *** off on us. We need to send them back.
It might have been a child that wrote it….. >_>
I’m thinking someone may reconsider his personal boycott of Wal-Mart now that he knows they sell choccotits.
Pork chops were crossed out, because it was the only one of the items on the shopping list that was actually spelled correctly.
I had hoped this one someone’s child who wrote the list, but I don’t think a kid would ask for 2, 12 packs….maybe I should be asking for a writing sample before I date someone…..
@Hildo. It must really suck to be you.
I like making my own chocotits when I can find someone willing.
The scariest part of this list to me is that “rat” appears to have been scratched off—-:-)
“Why does it has to be florida? Why do we get all the idiots?”
Well, there’s the quality of education in Florida, for starters…
Everyone’s so obsessed with the choccotit, they failed to notice all those apostrophe’s in the rong place’s… lol
I wonder if Choccotits are made by Little Debbie…
And…they left the “e” off “patata”!
Hildo… err Dildo, give it up, loser.
“Excuse me, where can I find the choccotits?”
“They’re walking around the store in skin-tight half-shirts.”
Spell Check anyone???
As much as I hate national/global corporatization, and lament the days long lost in which small business had a place in an American’s everyday life, AND as much as I love the, “People of Walmart” page, has anyone considered that this could perhaps be a fabrication? Wait, I forgot that everything that we see on the internet is completely factual and vetted. Rather than mock those who are less fortunate than us-i.e.- those which have not had the privelidge of a higher education, and have no recourse but to to shop at (most often) the cheapest and ONLY place available to them (due to global corporatization), wouldn’t our online time be better spent petitioning members of Congress, or expressing our disdain online DIRECTLY TO said corporation for the injustices which they have committed on our, “Winner Takes All” society? P.s.- I did NOT use spellcheck in the execution of this commentary, but I sympathize with those who have lacked the same education that I have been afforded….
I know, Krysten why is it almost always Flori-DUH? LOL!
The caption was even funnier than the photo. I laughed until my stomach ached.
Mr Rollback Laughing
Aw dat’s nuffin’, man!! I saw some list a while back that instead of writin’ toilet paper, day wrote “Butt Wipes”! Kin U belie dat?
I could spell better than this in the 2nd grade.
May 2nd, 2012
That would be a win for hildo
Don’t forget to wash down your choco-tits with coffie.
Daniel E. Lynch
WOW What can you say about it
I see this as from someone who is really trying to do the best he can with what he has. Not so funny. Some of the comments I’ve seen on this site haven’t been all that literate or brilliant.
I think I noticed ‘Voht 4 Obamah” crossed off at the top…..
Hey how did you find Michelle Obama’s grocery list?
I guess she’s making “coal slaw” with the “cabige”.
Kinda what your gallbladder removal Dr.’s order will look like under National O’care…
damn health-food addicts!
@ Toni… if your parents are 60, that means they grew up in one of the wealthiest middle class generations in America!!!!! No excuse for being morons. You try to make it like they grew up in the depression or something. No they are just lazy idiots.
I could figure out what this person meant to say on all items except the choccotit. What is a choccotit?
I wondered what I did with that list!!
Did I mention I did our Thansgiving turkey once?
@Jessie – As a resident of Florida, I can assure you that this is most likely real. You just don’t have to fake shit like that in this state.
This is not someone running around in skin tight aluminum foil looking shorts (which is funny because they simply lack style). This is someone who is disadvantaged and probably would have been really embarrassed for anyone to see their list. I feel sad for this person.
@TONI – I’m 60 and have a PhD in electrical engineering. Both my parents were doctors. Two of my older siblings are doctors, one is a lawyer and my younger sister is a psychiatrist.
My mother grew up in Arkansas as a cafeteria workers daughter and my father grew up in PA as a coal miner’s son. They worked their way up through the public school system in their respective states and got scholarships to state schools. They did so while taking care of many younger siblings and elderly parents – my maternal grandmother was a widow so most of the child care of her six siblings fell to my mother while grandma worked nights.
So as you can see – there is no excuse for a poor education.
May 3rd, 2012
No way. Thats not my flavor of choice.
May 4th, 2012
You say patato, I….. say what?
Keep in mind that these people can vote. Jesus christ.
Who I told Obama to let Michell write the list.. but what do you expect from a democrate
May 5th, 2012
I get that this whole site is a joke, I get it… but clearly some people aren’t educated. I don’t find this funny, I find it sad.
Chocotit: What a nursing baby gets when its mother drinks chocolate syrup.
May 6th, 2012
I think what’s most amazing is that NOTHING on that list is spelled properly.
They sell chocolate tits at Walmart???
did you steal this list from my sister in law? seriously? she’s the only person i’ve ever known that spells that badly
May 8th, 2012
BAHAHA!!! This made my day!!!!
I can not see how this is funny in the slightest.Obvious this Person is illiterate and that is NO laughing matter! Grow up People!!!
May 9th, 2012
Did they just buy the choccotits because they gave up trying to spell cheetos? And at least they tried to punctuate. 2, 12 pack’s.
I saw the choco tits at Walmart when they had a 50 per cent off the Easter candy.
Goes to show how bad our public school system really is!!!
May 11th, 2012
I like the bonus apostrophes.
May 12th, 2012
The PoWM fan in me is laughing my ass off, while the writer in me wants to blow my brains out.
May 15th, 2012
Floridah ejukashon werked fo me!
May 20th, 2012
i think bread is the only thing that is spelled right. so awesome!!!!
May 30th, 2012
I’m all over choccotits like a donkey eating a waffle.
June 11th, 2012
perhaps a very small child wrote it? a very small, very special child? who likes chocotits?
June 17th, 2012
No Child Left Behind……..working so well.
July 29th, 2012
This is an example of our public educational system if Romney wins.
August 6th, 2012
What about the Coffie and Cabbig?
August 13th, 2012
What about the Coffie and Cabige?