October 13th, 2009
Engine Flooded
I’ve seen people matching their outfits with their Jordans. This is the first time I’ve seen the kicks match the Nascar jacket; and he obviously want everyone to see his shoes!
West Virginia
Engine Flooded,
I’ve seen people matching their outfits with their Jordans. This is the first time I’ve seen the kicks match the Nascar jacket; and he obviously want everyone to see his shoes!
West Virginia
Engine Flooded,
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It is not everyday that you see a man wearing mom jeans in capri length. No wonder he kept his sunglasses on. I would too.
October 13th, 2009
Those jeans are riding high! O_O I hope he doesn’t want kids in the future.
October 13th, 2009
I don’t find this bad at all
October 13th, 2009
Jacket to match the shoes, and high rise pants so the socks clash too.
October 13th, 2009
Now, THAT’S funny!
October 13th, 2009
I think his butt is eating his pants lol
October 13th, 2009
Preparing for a flood?
October 13th, 2009
The sky is blue the ground is dry; why do you wear your pants so high
October 13th, 2009
lol…..come on ! This is what makes normal racing fans seem like hicks!
well , this & alot of other things people do….
October 13th, 2009
The sunglasses must be on to hide the fact that he has no eyes, because only a blind person would dress like this.
October 13th, 2009
Looks like “Mr. GoodWedge” rahter than “Mr. Goodwrench”!
October 13th, 2009
Why its Dale Jr. in his capri style Wranglers
October 13th, 2009
Stylin’ and profilin’
October 13th, 2009
This guy is freaking serious! Just look at him
October 13th, 2009
You half expect old guys to wear jeans that are too short. But that guy looks kinda young. Maybe he’s trying to pick up older female Nascar fans. Waaaaaaaay older!
October 13th, 2009
I kind of feel bad for him.
October 13th, 2009
He-capris—-always a hit!
October 13th, 2009
“How high’s the water, Mama?
“Two feet high & risin’…”
October 13th, 2009
He’s probably wearing matching ladies underwear, and he likes it when it rubs.
October 13th, 2009
it probably wouldnt even be that bad if his pants were the right length, but now the shoes just look like clown shoes
what we dont see is that the pants are short cuz hes 7′ tall and his shoes look like clown shoes cuz he has like size 18 feet!
lol
October 13th, 2009
This is so staged…thats why he has the glasses on still! Nice try though!
October 13th, 2009
I hope he’s in the Customer service line to return those pants.
October 13th, 2009
lol When I first opened it I said; ‘ Now what’s wrong with Oh my gosh look at his pants!’ lol Too funny
October 13th, 2009
Umm, other then the pants he’s not dressed bad at all.
October 13th, 2009
aw his shoes match!!
October 13th, 2009
what do you mean lay away is closed, how am I suppose to get jeans now? I have been wearing these since junior high?
October 13th, 2009
I hope he doesn’t hit the wall on his way out of the store with that jacket on…
October 13th, 2009
Mr. Goodwrench is a nut job.
October 13th, 2009
Looks like someone got dressed all by himself this morning. And shoes are even on the right feet. Good job!
October 13th, 2009
Gives a whole new meaning to “Goodwrench Service” !
October 13th, 2009
Good Wrench
Bad fashion sense.
-The Big Cheese
http://www.RumorRat.com
October 13th, 2009
I guess he wants to make sure he doesn’t get his jeans wet.
October 13th, 2009
I need to return this here HD TV cuz I went shopping and picked me up these high dollar Air Jordans & this matching Nascar jacket. I can’t afford the TV now. And could you hurry it up, I’m expecting a flood here soon.
October 13th, 2009
Looks like his pants are having a party and his ankles weren’t invited!
October 13th, 2009
Laces to long, pants to short, shades on inside, pimpin his QVC Dale Earnhart memorabilia sportswear – he’ll be pickin’ up the Walley-slut at the register in his 1978 black # 3 Toyota Corolla later on
October 13th, 2009
do y’all have anything to keep my ankles warm? i keep feeling a draft.
October 13th, 2009
Maybe he was struck w/ a suprise growth spurt after he got dressed this morning- look at the size of his feet. He looks like a foal.
October 13th, 2009
not only is he cool for wearing jordans with a nascar jacket, but he also is wearing sun glasses indoors. mysterious or just plain badass?
October 13th, 2009
I didn’t know anyone that slender was even allowed in a Wal*Mart. Hey, dude: Come back after you’ve gained 200 pounds and can fit in with everyone else.
October 13th, 2009
Viewing only the bottom half of his body, especially those black socks, he looks like a 1980′s German tourist.
However, the upper half screams high school dropout.
October 13th, 2009
I totally thought this man was an elderly..then I would forgive him but this dude looks like one of the nerds off Superbad. Probably returning his mommy’s Hane’s her Way panties.
October 13th, 2009
I’m just so White & Nerdy!
October 13th, 2009
the king is gone but he’s not forgotten….
October 13th, 2009
By the looks of those jeans, he took the phrase Rubbin’ is Racin’ to heart!
October 13th, 2009
I think someone is wearing all their Christmas presents at once! Too bad the jeans were for his 10 yr old cousin.
October 13th, 2009
That man my friends is headed for the victory lane of life!
October 13th, 2009
I put these on in ’99 when Jr started ( 1 was 13) and I promised myself I would wear them until he won a championship
October 13th, 2009
Too bad we can’t see the front and his MOOSE KNUCKLE…….I bet he is returning the latest edition of Warcraft, he was disappointed with the alternate ending!
October 13th, 2009
He looks like he’s peeing in a urnal
October 13th, 2009
Homeschooled Kid.
October 13th, 2009
“Yeah, I thought it was about time I brought my Nascart ride in for service. The wheels are a bit squeaky and it pulls to the left with a wobble. If you guys got some cinder blocks, I could work on it in my front yard. And while you’re at it, could you see about giving her a nice black and red racing stripe on the side? It would match the sweet rims on got on this puppy”.
October 13th, 2009
looking good for West Virginia
October 13th, 2009
Are they expecting flooding?
October 13th, 2009
I’m wondering if he got dressed in the dark that morning….possibly grabbed his gf/wife’s pants? Possibly a younger brother’s? Or maybe he had a sudden growth spurt over night? Perhaps he bought the Wranglers the correct size, and washed them in too hot of water? The possiblities are endless!!!
October 13th, 2009
Those pants would be small on my 8 year old son!
October 13th, 2009
probably his first trip to walmart, so he took the fashion advice of some regulars he met at the bowling alley. GM Goodwrench attire is for his trip to the unemployment office, his next stop.
October 13th, 2009
I LOVE this site…but I forget to keep the bleach bottle nearby for my eyes. Some of these just SCARE me!
October 13th, 2009
Those shoes are seriously so damn goofy-looking with his skinny jeans. I know they’re probably the only pair that match his jacket, but really now.
October 13th, 2009
He looks like a normal kid who is growing so fast his parents can’t keep up with all the new clothes all the time. And we all know how kids buy foolish clothes. Mom probably said ” I’m not paying for some nascar jacket. You buy it yourself” But, he is out of place in Wallyworld. He’s neat clean, skinny, haircut.. Put him in the “normal people” file. It’s good to see a normal person once in a while in Wallyworld.
October 13th, 2009
He needs to have a sock party and invite his pants on down!!
October 13th, 2009
yawn
October 13th, 2009
NASCAR doesn’t run in the rain but obviously he does.
October 13th, 2009
It’s 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tanks of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark and we’re wearing sunglasses.
October 13th, 2009
You guys should stake out at the nearest wal mart during race weekends.
October 13th, 2009
Hats off to him, his jeans from junior high still fit him in the waist! Too bad he grew 6″ taller.
October 13th, 2009
Maybe he can’t afford nicer, more stylish jeans. BUT he is WEARING pants!!!! This should be a lesson to everyone else who shows up at Wal-Mart sans bottoms. You don’t have to wear expensive clothes–you just need to wear clothes that cover your body! Nicely done, Sir. Nicely done.
October 13th, 2009
“I’ahem six foot eight inches tall and only got a 28″ waist, so what th’ell am I’ahem suppose ta do about jean pants when Wally World only got size 28-32 Wrangler’s?
An’ Wranglers are tha’ only jean pants I’ahem ever goin’ ta wear becuase Wranglers sponsered Dale’s first Winston Cup Ride!”
October 13th, 2009
Is this Dale Earnhardt’s love child?
October 13th, 2009
Those are ‘Rustler’ jeans from Walmart. Wash in cold and airdry.
October 13th, 2009
Did his mom dress him? God forbid anyone want to look at him!
October 13th, 2009
The 90′s have came back with vengeance
October 13th, 2009
It is Urkle’s white cousin Wally
October 13th, 2009
Nice shoes!!!
October 13th, 2009
sneeks are Jordons..(?)…but pants are Pee Wee Hermans
October 13th, 2009
I iz in ur pantz takin ur lengths!
October 13th, 2009
Pull your shoes up man!
October 13th, 2009
don’t be hatin’ y’all , he’s probably the best dressed man in that West Virginia Walmart ……. even if his pants are “riding high” !!!
October 13th, 2009
The jacket is awesome. But he needs new pants, or some suspenders so they will not have the waist at his ribs lol.
October 13th, 2009
I think the extra-long red shoelaces really pull the look together
October 13th, 2009
If it were 1991, Dale was still alive and this guy was outside a racetrack he would fit right in. Too bad its 2009, Dale has been dead for years and this guys in a Walmart in WV.
October 13th, 2009
TRICK OR TREAT! SMELL MY FEET! …..perfect Cover-up for using someone elses Credit Card and License to buy that purdy tv.
October 13th, 2009
Those have got to be his wife’s jeans … from 1991.
October 13th, 2009
This is just wrong to post a pic of a child
October 13th, 2009
Pee Wee Herman pants a Nascar jackat, Jordan shoes, and some cool wrap-around shades… this man is stying to the max!
October 13th, 2009
I’m not saying this guy’s elevator doesn’t go to the top, only that the ride up takes a little longer.
October 13th, 2009
Dude, the second number on the label of your jeans is the length, not your IQ.
October 13th, 2009
no ass
October 13th, 2009
I agree with Grandmasdrinking. The kid is really tall and lanky and may not be able to find jeans long enough, at least not on a budget. And, as others point out, at least the guy’s actually wearing clothes.
October 13th, 2009
“Excuse me, Maam, I would like to return these pants and socks”
October 14th, 2009
those are “man-pris”
October 14th, 2009
cross between steve urkle and ricky bobby… he pisses excellence.
October 14th, 2009
well, we HAVE had a lot of rain in the east recently….
i don’t think he would have to worry about treading through the water, though. those boat sized shoes should carry him nicely across.
October 14th, 2009
I keep coming back to this picture and I really don’t see much humor in it.
To me this is a young man/possibly teenager sporting a jacket and shoes that make him happy. I did some volunteer work several years ago. In that work, I came into contact with 8th and 9th graders that were in foster homes and other disadvantaged situations. At Christmas, the kids were each given a package from Santa. There was one child that received a gift of a coat and gloves. I was in awe to see someone so grateful for something an everyday item. It didn’t matter to this child that the coat was used and possibly a little too big. He was just happy to have a nice coat to keep him warm. I can’t help, but wonder if the young man in the picture isn’t wearing his best coat too.
October 14th, 2009
He is headed for the winner’s circle
October 14th, 2009
It’s not everday that you see a guy borrowing his sisters jeans…
October 14th, 2009
Meh. He looks about 5% *less* stupid than your average size-M baller with his LXXXX jeans about his knees.
October 14th, 2009
He’s looking for his missing ass at lost & found.
October 14th, 2009
Oh trust me. This IS the style in WV. However, females frequently sport it with socks and a mule/backless shoe such as Crocs or Clarks. No kidding, I’ve seen men in shorter pants than this! Honestly … it’s usually at a WalMart that I see it!
October 14th, 2009
Hey dude – my mom called, she wants her jeans back.
October 14th, 2009
Brrrrrr, bet his ankles are chilly.
October 14th, 2009
From the holler to WalMart.
October 14th, 2009
This guy took 10% off jeans to a whole other level
October 14th, 2009
Stop making fun of my mom! It’s not her fault that her pants are 11 sizes too small.
October 14th, 2009
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Proofread.
October 15th, 2009
Staged.
October 15th, 2009
That’s the wrong aisle for jeans.
October 15th, 2009
More proof that Earnhardt fans are idiots!
October 15th, 2009
EARNHARDT IMPERSONATION FAIL!!
October 15th, 2009
two things: an old man bein Jayed-up and two-this guy thinks a flood is going to hit!
October 15th, 2009
This proves how one item can throw the entire ensemble off. If only the jeans were of NORMAL length, it wouldn’t be as bad.
October 16th, 2009
Uh, just for the record, I had to look twice to make sure this wasn’t my dad.
October 16th, 2009
“Hey Mister, if your pants met your shoes, they could have a PARTY!!”
October 16th, 2009
uh, this guy went to my high school and I’ll have you all know he’s mentally retarded…so your comments are a little rude.
October 18th, 2009
Imagine if he wasn’t wearing the high-top Jordan’s how short his pants would look.
October 18th, 2009
This guy actually went to my high school and he does have something wrong with him. So, kinda shouldnt really make fun of him. Awfully mean
October 18th, 2009
Those shoes are not Jordan’s…. He wishes. Those are Steve & Berry’s finest “Starbury” shoes. He also bought the jacket there too probably. Too bad his store went out of business.
October 19th, 2009
It can be very hard to find pants that fit right if you’re a man and thin.
To noname: Hey if he didn’t have it put together otherwise, the pants wouldn’t be humorous. Part of the reason why it’s funny is because he’s quite the opposite of the average wal-creature. My retinas & neurons suffered no permanent damage from looking at his picture. Unlike say the pink spandex hawtie I looked at right before this… (shudder) In spite of whatever learning trouble the kid has, it’s probably an easy bet he has some serious talent about cars.
October 20th, 2009
3 on the track 1 in our hearts, thats a die hard nascar fan
WALL: 1 EARNHEARDT:0
October 20th, 2009
I know this guy, and he is a really nice kid. He is mentally challenged. No joke. I know there isn’t a way to know that from the picture, but just letting everyone know. I hope he never sees this, it would really hurt him.
October 23rd, 2009
obviously you don’t know him and he didn’t go to your high school.
October 24th, 2009
This outfit screams “GABRIEL BROTHERS” Sweet nonetheless.
October 25th, 2009
That no differnt then those 3/4 shorts that people wear that goes down about the same length. Expecially those that wear those sagger pants with belt tightened around there thighs. You people get a life.
October 26th, 2009
whats wrong with this guy?
October 27th, 2009
I know and have met this guy… he’s not all that tall… He used to date a girl i know…
October 27th, 2009
This guy went to my high school several years back and is mentally challenged. i laugh at other pictures bc it is of their stupidity to dress that way but this guy really can’t help himself and i find it wrong to laugh or mock him
November 4th, 2009
Its Rusty from NATIONAL LAMPOONS EUROPEAN VACATION !!
November 11th, 2009
Just so you ppl know, this kid is mentally challenged and he LOVES Dale Earnheart and those SHOES!! I went to High School with him!! So you should feel real good about yourselves now! >=/
November 13th, 2009
HIS NAME IS DELMAS WILLIAMS HIS PHONE NUMBER IS 304-645-5013
December 5th, 2009
I personally know this man, and u people are sick for putting this on here and commenting on this!!!! He is an autistic man that has a good heart!!! Sorry not everbody can be what you worthless people call “normal”. Well ive got something to tell you!!! Theres a place for people like you and thats called HELL!!!!!!!!!! And you know something else karma is a b!tch, you make fun of someone and its gonna turn around and bite you in the a$$! How would you feel if someone in your family like your mother, father, brother, or sister had some kind of disability and someone was putting pics of them on this dumb website?
February 10th, 2011
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