The Soda Jerks



Thanks for leaving the rest of us with Sam’s Choice Cola you dick. Dr. Thunder and Mountain Lightning taste pretty damn close to the originals, but the Cola tastes like balls. Now, if your cart would have been filled with Cherokee Red, you probably would have gotten stabbed.

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The Soda Jerks, 8.5 out of 10 based on 76 ratings

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  1. Michelle Drevitson

    You know he must own a convenience store!!!

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    May 10th, 2012

  2. Jason M.

    I hate it when these guys count the 50 bottles of Mountain Dew as one item.

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    May 10th, 2012

  3. danielle

    he might be getting it to take to a party or this is an old pic… he might be going to sell at asparagus festival…

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    May 10th, 2012

  4. linda

    Wonder if they paid for all that soda with food stamps?? I’d be willing to bet they did!

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  5. Laura

    Diabetes, here we come!!

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    May 10th, 2012

  6. Cappy

    You know what balls taste like?

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    May 10th, 2012

  7. MIKE

    Gotta love those coke reward points! Booyah!

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    May 10th, 2012

  8. Chuck B

    Who drinks that much soda?!?!

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    May 10th, 2012

  9. 44Griz

    If you don’t like their Cola you’re probably not putting enough Captain Morgan and ice in it!

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  10. noway

    bastards

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    May 10th, 2012

  11. Lyndsey b

    Dr. Thunder is good! Tastes better than the real stuff and it is only 89 cent! lol

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    May 10th, 2012

  12. Eric G

    I’ve done that before and it wasn’t WalMart, it was Albertsons and it was an emergency product run.

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    May 10th, 2012

  13. MrBalls

    If you post that Sam’s Choice Cola tastes like balls on a gay website, the gay people might flock to WM en-masse to buy it, leaving the real stuff for the rest of us!

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  14. carp kicker

    bet he bought all them with his foodstamps

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    May 10th, 2012

  15. barnyard

    Love how the lady on the left is in the self check out lane. Then we all wonder why the lines are so long and slow.

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  16. just saying

    is he one of those extreme couponers?

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  17. Tammy

    i stock up on diet pepsi when it’s on sale for 2 buck

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  18. Tammy

    I stock up on diet pepsi when it’s on sale for 2 bucks

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  19. El Quijote

    Haha. I’ll have 500 bottles of Mountain Dew. And one Orange Crush.

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  20. Random Guy

    Does anyone else notice that the picture on the right the WalMart also has a McDonald’s in it lol.

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  21. Cody

    Can you say kidney stones? I stopped drinking Mountian Dew due to it’s BVO. Americans don’t realize what it is or the side effects and how it is banned in almost every other country.

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  22. TAM1103

    Yeah, he is a OWNER of a convenience store! Buying it cheap at Walmart & jacking up the price at his store!

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  23. John

    I watched a mexican couple do this with 12packs of Mt. Dew and Pepsi and it wasn’t even on sale!! They filled 2 carts with 12 packs that were $4.98 each!!!

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  24. Tammy

    All the wm’s have mcdonalds in them here

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  25. debbie

    God who needs that much soda at one damn time!!

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  26. The other side

    AAAHH! These are the poster children of Obamas anti-obesity campaign. If you haven’t read, the government wants to add a 15c tax to every can of coke you buy. For these fine people, that would add up to about 20 bucks in taxes. Cheers!

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  27. Eric G

    @RANDOM GUY [Re: McDonald's]: I have yet to see a WalMart without a McDonald’s in it.

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  28. Tammy

    Why am i being moderated? i am not new here

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  29. Cactus

    @Eric G, our Walmart has a Subway. And the only people I see eating there are Walmart employees.

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  30. Jen

    Never go shopping when you’re really hungry or thirsty….

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  31. Zack

    I think most of the people who do this run a convenience store of some sort and can get their cokes cheaper through Walmart rather than an actual dealer. Needless to say I believe some Walmarts in some States limit how many items of one item you can buy.

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  32. JAG

    Zack is exactly right.

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  33. Count Flatula

    Why not ask if they still have some in the cases?

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  34. Matt

    Convenience store owner. They do that in Florida, buy cheap soda at Wal-Mart and then call coca cola to pick up their old stock in store which is normally out dated.

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  35. Baseball Mom

    Since it’s that time of year, I’m guessing concession stand at a youth baseball or softball complex, at least for the first one. They’re all two-liter, and having worked the stands many times myself, it looks like the right selection of drinks you’re going to serve, at least around here. I’m not sure about the Mountain Dew guy. Probably a convenience store owner.

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    May 11th, 2012

  36. Deb

    I sometimes get a kick out of your comments, but I would ask you to consider losing the vulgarity. Kids read this and the nasty language kinda puts you on the same level as the folks being critiqued. Just a thought.

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  37. Lauren

    Like others have said, the guy probably owns a convenience store. He has more than just mountain dew in his cart. You can see sierra mist, ginger ale, plus others. People do this all the time.

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  38. Mack Bee

    It’s Colonel Kwikeemart, stocking up on Coke for the Kwik-E-Mart!

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  39. JAG

    @DEB – this site is not geared toward children and I sure wouldn’t let my young children visit this site or any other of the 3 ring blog sites. If you have visited these sites for a while you will notice that there are regulars who enjoy the shock value of their comments. Some of the heavy posters have left because of the moderation and lack of voting.

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  40. Qwerty

    It was the best party
    They made this giant punch and put it in a baby swimming pool.

    Too bad you weren’t invited.

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  41. Danielle

    Most likely for a convenience store.

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  42. David

    i used know an ass that did this… you guys were close with carry out owners… these guys will buy soda with food stamps and then sell them to carry out owners for 50 cents on the dollar. love to see our tax dollars feeding families like they are intended to….

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  43. mcradloff

    I loves my pop as much as the next man, and that’s the tooth!

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  44. CalGirl

    Probably paid for by foodstamps, cause yeah, food stamps buy candy, soda, chips, and other crap. So after this they’ll probably stop by the pharmacy and get their hundred of dollars worth of diabetic medication on MediCal. I work in a pharmacy, so I’m not making this up. I have people buy candy and slide their foodstamp card and then buy medications for diabetes covered by their MediCal. This is where your taxes go. So thank the Democrats for buying their votes with YOUR money :-)

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  45. Emily

    I work in a grocery store-I’ve seen this on several occassions and its never any less odd!

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    May 18th, 2012

  46. MRSSEDANO

    Well, you know, in Spanish “Cola” is butt hole and yeah, Sam’s Choice Cola tastes like “Cola”

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    May 21st, 2012

  47. just saying

    We see this a lot where I live. People will buy the pop on their food stamps. Then a small store will buy it from them I guess at lower price than they paid but in the end they get money. Btw I never want to put down anyone on assistance who is using it right. But this realy bothers me when see this. I know they should be buying food for thier kids.

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  48. WorstLighning

    They must be FPSRussia’s personal shoppers?

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    May 21st, 2012

  49. Cheorkee

    Dude, my name’s Cherokee. >.>

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  50. ILOVETHISCOUNTRY

    I like that the Woman on the left is using the self check-out.

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  51. Amanda

    i use to work at wal-mart people usually buy crap loads of soda like that for their small stores

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    June 1st, 2012

  52. joshua

    those people run convenience stores. they buy them from walmart and charge you more to buy them at your convenience.

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  53. johnnymc

    Food stamp recipients buy soda.
    Food stamp recipients pour soda onto ground outside.
    Food stamp recipients return bottles for deposit.

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    June 5th, 2012

  54. DaniA

    Dude, I would throw down if I saw someone clearing out the Cherokee Red like that!!! Super disappointed no one else has commented about that, lol. I can only get it when I’m visiting family or friends in Pittsburgh and I’d be PISSED if this happened.

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    June 12th, 2012

  55. Kruzer

    The coke queen has cute feet :)

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    June 21st, 2012

  56. postmaam

    They buy them @ WalMart for $1 each, then sell them in their Quicky Marts for $3

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  57. Nick

    Could have been grape soda

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