Hair Of The Butt



Well it’s kinda like Who Wears It Better but more like Who Cracks It Better. So ladies, who ya got here? Do you like a baby smooth butt or are you a fan of The Boss and his hairy ass?

Colorado & Michigan

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Hair Of The Butt, 6.3 out of 10 based on 46 ratings

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  1. Kim

    The one on the right. Even though both are quite *shudders*, at least it’s not completely covered in fur.

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    May 10th, 2012

  2. raven

    thats just wrong 2 grown men you cant feel no damn breeze thats nasty
    they should get tickets for indecent ex-poser nasty

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    May 10th, 2012

  3. missy

    Why don’t I ever learn? Never, look at this site while at lunch!

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    May 10th, 2012

  4. me

    I like butts that are covered!

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    May 10th, 2012

  5. CLK

    I think I just became a lesbian.

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    May 10th, 2012

  6. M.S.

    Personally neither. Pull up your damn pants, or can’t you feel the draft? And all my guys have the smoothness, if they don’t that shit is getting waxed off.

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    May 10th, 2012

  7. Somewhere

    They both are disgusting.

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    May 10th, 2012

  8. LYNN S OF STATEN ISLAND

    Show me women with big feet in sandals

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    May 10th, 2012

  9. Carlyn

    Please tell me that is not a thong (butt floss) on Mr. “right”

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    May 10th, 2012

  10. Jesse

    They should both be thrown out for indecency. Imagine what it looks like from the front.

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    May 10th, 2012

  11. Canuckguy

    They are exhibitionists. They should be arrested for being an affront to polite society. Only females with nice butts should get a pass from the butt police.
    What is wrong with people. America is going all to hell in a hand basket.

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    May 10th, 2012

  12. kssams

    Jeez, just nasty….shudders…my eyes, my eyes!

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    May 10th, 2012

  13. Eric

    Avalanche is right! I’m terrified of that gigantic white blob coming towards me.

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    May 10th, 2012

  14. liza

    These 2 guy are just pervs. The USA has a list for that shit.

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    May 10th, 2012

  15. Jason M.

    How can people not feel that?

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    May 10th, 2012

  16. OMG

    Carlyn – no, I just think it’s a fat butt.

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  17. penguin

    The guy on the right is wearing a Colorado Avalanche jacket. maybe it should say “Colorado Assalanche”?

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  18. Lou

    The one on the right looks fake. Like one of those “Pirate Booty” halloween costumes.

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    May 10th, 2012

  19. NitPicker

    It’s hard to imagine anyone walking around with pants hanging that low without losing them. That and the absence of any visible underwear makes me suspect these are posed. (Which makes me suspect the sanity of anyone who would pose this way.)

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    May 10th, 2012

  20. christopher

    So is this what they mean when they say “Say No to Crack” :k

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  21. Jen

    This “cracks” me up.

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    May 10th, 2012

  22. Not Me

    Pull up your pants you fat, lazy slobs.

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  23. gina

    See, this is why I carry a squirt gun full of water. Ready…Aim….Fire!!!

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  24. JAG

    Both of them need to be kicked in the ass.

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  25. tj

    How the HE!! do they not know their a$$ is hanging out ????

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  26. Frank Incense

    Oh my god, are they waiting for Prince Charming to ride up behind them with his spear?

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  27. teeko

    To think that I used to be disgusted by men who didn’t remove their hats in a restaurant…
    Isn’t it really quite amazing how far a society can sink in 20 years.

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  28. shell

    Crack kills! And yeah, the one on the right has a flossy.

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    May 11th, 2012

  29. luvbug

    1 WORD :( GROSS

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  30. Bill

    Two cretins who think the world wants to see their butts. Should be arrested and thrown in jail where they would try hard to keep their pants on all the way up. No teasing the other inmates now.

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  31. Cynic

    Quick, who’s got a lawn dart?

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  32. Paul

    What Bill said ! WTF is wrong with people, why the hell would you wear your pants hanging off your butt ?? These people should be shot and put out of any possible gene pool! Unfrinkingbelievable !!

    Loser and total dirt bags !

    They should be arrested for indecent exposure and so should these clowns with their pants below their waist ! Throw there ass in jail where the fags wear their pants below their ass to let others know they take it that way !!

    It kills me that these clowns emulate jail house mannerism and think they are cool or hip or I dont know what they think..Dumb asses !

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  33. verbatim

    Teeko you and I must be in the same age range…..

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  34. Keefers

    Thinks.. at least my android plumbers crack app dont stink.

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  35. broketaxpayer

    I’m taking a vow of celibacy and then I’m poking my eyes out. Thanks a lot!

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  36. broketaxpayer

    I want so badly to pull those pants all the way down to the ground. I wonder how they would react? LOL!

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  37. HM

    “I’d like to ASS you a few questions…like why you’re not feeling a breeze right about now.”

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  38. sally

    being guys they probably did not wipe the last time the pooed

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    May 11th, 2012

  39. Bunky

    Where the hell is management? These two are real ‘ASSHOLES’ ! What the hell is this world coming too? What happend to ‘No shoes, No shirt,No servuce’ ? What about ‘NO PANTS’. You idiots! !!!!!!!!

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    May 12th, 2012

  40. PPLWATCHER

    I’m with you, TEEKO.

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    May 12th, 2012

  41. Jess

    Ewww! Seriously! How do these men not know that their asses are hanging out? Pull up your damn pants! I think I just threw up in my mouth!

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  42. Jo

    These sluts are just begging for it…

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  43. James

    This is absolutely disgusting and I’d suspect these guys have a combined IQ of 80.

    But to the people saying they should be on the sex offender’s list – give me a break. By putting a couple of fat slobs who (probably unknowingly) have their butt cracks hanging out on the same list with rapists and pedophiles you’re destroying the purpose of that list. I’d have no problem with a cop ordering these guys to pull their pants up (in fact, if I saw them and was with my kids, I’d bluntly tell them myself), but a sex offender’s list?! Clearly, you don’t understand what that list is for.

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    May 13th, 2012

  44. Stephanie

    Doesn’t anyone say anything to the store when they see this. I don’t want my kids to see this,because some people don’t look like that even at home!

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    May 14th, 2012

  45. AlfaCowboy

    Any retard wearing sagging pants can be summarily dismissed from real life. I’ve never met anyone with that style that deserved to be taken seriously in any way.

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  46. MOTLEY CRUE

    Pants on the ground!Pants on the ground!!!Lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground!

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  47. iamnotacougar

    I wish there was a like button, because Jo would get my vote.. those two whores are begging for it.. they both scream Prision Bitch!

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  48. Ray

    Springsteen’s really let himself go.

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    May 15th, 2012

  49. Wow...

    I thought I couldn’t be surprised anymore on this site…. LOL

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  50. crazystitcherinNH

    I prefer NOT to see either one. I prefer to see pants that do the waist and reach the ankle. When you walk, don’t shuffle. Pick up your damn feet. Don’t chew gum like a cow. Have some manners. I am opening a school named Where Are Your Fricking Manners in PA.

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    May 16th, 2012

  51. LD

    DUDE. I was eating a salad….WAS being the key word here.

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  52. sak

    Hey Boss! Way to earn that pay raise!

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  53. hmmmm

    I”m thinking I should start carrying a couple of rubber bands and a rubber band gun. How do you think they’d react to being shot in the butt?????

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    May 17th, 2012

  54. shoediva80

    How can people allow themselves to be out in public like that? You don’t know your ASS is exposed? Really? So gag-ular.

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    May 18th, 2012

  55. deargodpleaseno

    Some of these comments actually made me lol! I really like hmmmm’s comment about thr rubber bands. I might. start carrying a big handful in my pocket for just such an occasion as this. What’s sad is I’ve seen some fat women with this same look. It really grosses me out!

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  56. bells02au

    I am from Australia and although we do get more than our fair share of people who’s perception of ‘fashion’ is not exactly the norm but OMG I just can’t believe some of the pictures……….

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    May 22nd, 2012

  57. Aaron Henry

    The one on the right is deffinatly photo shopped. You can tell the ass and his face are not the same color of skin lol…..

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  58. peachy

    ummmm I thought when you wear your pants that low your underwear is suppose to show…was there a new memo I was unaware of?!?!?!

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  59. elvis costanza

    Honestly, I cannot remember a single instance of a time when my butt was out and I just didn’t even know it.

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  60. Unbelievable

    I think the one that has the smoother bottom is actually wearing underwear that look like a bottom. I’m not positive though. Look at the color of his face (which you can barely see), that bottom is just to white to be his, either way it is just gross.

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  61. Ronda

    wow they cant feel all of that air ????

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    July 1st, 2012

  62. Tasha

    *shudders* ugh they are both awful, and I’m going to have nightmares tonight. but baby smooth ass, not Mr. caterpillar butt

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    February 11th, 2013

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